Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=StevenFj20;4289270]I know they're a little on the pricey end but I have a little extra cash and want to see if I can get something not 45 and Asian. Any info is good info. Also if you have a better recommendation in the Logan Square area please let me know as I'm still new to this area.[/QUOTE]Been to Logan Tantricas before, but it's been a while. Take I'd, they screen on the spot etc. Younger women, they may or may not be your trip, e but they do post their photos on their webpage so you get to check them out ahead of time and see if anything looks good to you. Yes, it is pricey, but it is safe / discreet, secure etc. And you will get what you came for. They prefer you to call the day of and request appointment.

[QUOTE=Miamiat;4290265]My plumber is close with someone who works in our fine city's department that has oversight over business license issues, and consumer complaints, etc. He was over at his buddy's house working on a leaky toilet and they got into a conversation about the recent problems with massage establishments in the city. My plumber tactfully avoided asking too many questions, but definitely walked away with the same feelings as Uncle Nutzy. Our fair city seems to be on a mission these days to be certain that massage establishments have all their paperwork in order. He recommended that I stay away from any sketchy places for the summer, especially those on Chicago Ave. Food for thought.[/QUOTE]There use to be a massage establishment on Ashland between Chicago and Augusta on the NE side of the street near an Allstate office. Apparently the latina ladies were bringing their customers in the place from the rear parking lot and the traffic was noticed by the employees at the Allstate office. Needless to say, they contacted LEO and the place was raided. With a new mayor, and yes, that entire area abutting West Town and the Ukrainian Village becoming very trendy, MP and other activities will be heavily watched. Just last week I saw new condos in that area for $800 K. Nobody is going to pay that price and not complain about what they consider unsavory activity impacting their investment.

Just remember that and be EXTREMELY careful.

[QUOTE=ChastityIsFun;4285859]I remember seeing a post once about using your cell phone camera to spot hidden cameras as it will show infrared lights. I can't find the post anymore. Has anyone tried this or had any success?[/QUOTE]I found this, hope it helps.

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[QUOTE=Starks;4290396]I can imagine the complaints the city has to be getting from the neighbors of those spots.

I think over this next year you are going to see a lot of these shops in neighborhoods quietly shutdown. Either the city will put pressure on the landlords to not renew their leases or they are going to break them with fines for ordinance violations. Bottom line, get them out of the trendy expensive neighborhoods and back to the shitty neighborhoods and industrial zones and maybe Chinatown.[/QUOTE]West Town and Avondale are sprouting $500 k - $900 k condos like crazy. They don't want us in their neighborhoods, and honestly as a homeowner, I don't totally disagree with them just from an investment standpoint. Pacifico has condos across the street that look straight into the lobby. Again, I'd avoid this place for now, but if you got to go, they have a side / back entrance.

[QUOTE=StevenFj20;4289270]I know they're a little on the pricey end but I have a little extra cash and want to see if I can get something not 45 and Asian. Any info is good info. Also if you have a better recommendation in the Logan Square area please let me know as I'm still new to this area.[/QUOTE]Been to Logan Tantricas 4-5 times; but it has been a year ago. Solid FS from the girl I saw the first few times. She left, then went to L2 last couple times. Place is in a lower level building and you need to get buzzed into the gate of the courtyard. Not too pricey. Nice shower and private rooms.

[QUOTE=Dbiz01;4293104]There use to be a massage establishment on Ashland between Chicago and Augusta on the NE side of the street near an Allstate office. Apparently the latina ladies were bringing their customers in the place from the rear parking lot and the traffic was noticed by the employees at the Allstate office. Needless to say, they contacted LEO and the place was raided. With a new mayor, and yes, that entire area abutting West Town and the Ukrainian Village becoming very trendy, MP and other activities will be heavily watched. Just last week I saw new condos in that area for $800 K. Nobody is going to pay that price and not complain about what they consider unsavory activity impacting their investment.

Just remember that and be EXTREMELY careful.[/QUOTE]Nosy a** people, however with cell phones and cell phone cameras everybody is a f**kin cop! Course it was pretty dumb to parade people in and out where there are day people in offices looking outside through the windows because they are dead a** bored. But just saying everybody wants to video and take pictures of people and it's really an invasion of privacy. * good observation on uk village btw. i bought in the west loop 12 years ago and caught that area about mid money. then it all tanked and came back and is still getting hotter. back when i bought in '07 uk was so so, however that is the key to find the diamond in the rough, rehab and wait if one can! totally agree in the downtown, west loop, south loop and the immediate surrounding area people are constantly looking around for things out of the ordinary so yea people parading in and out of a massage place at all hours would be out of the ordinary in that area.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/131986[/URL]

I visited her a week back based on another review here. I always wanted a NURU massage and was intrigued on the style of the massage and wanted to try DivineDolls (again based on another review). But DD's phone was not working for a while and I visited their place to only found out that they were closed at that time (I see that they are back now). I wanted to try another place and started reading through the forums. Another gentleman had a review on her and so I decided to give it a try since she advertised Nuru. I texted back and forth and we agreed on a time around 8 PM incall. When I reached the neighborhood I texted her and did not get a response for 20 minutes. When I almost decided to quit, she texted back with the address and we were back on. I reached her place for hh $1. 4, she asked me to undress and lie down on a small table in her studio aptmt. When I was undressing I asked her if I have to leave my undies on or off (as I didn't want to offend her). She said my choice and I am not going to leave my chance. I quickly got undressed as she asked me to lie down on my back. She picked up the oil that she had in the microwave (maybe she warmed it up before I came). She had a small screen to separate the massage table from the rest of the apartment. Then she poured some oil all over me and started doing massage in her hand for about good 7-8 minutes. I was wondering where the Nuru will kick in. Just when I was about to gather my courage to ask her, she pressed her boobs onto mine (she was standing and massaging, so she has to bend down a lot to give me a boob massage). Her tits were definitely small and she put a lot of pressure so that her tits pressed against my body. As she roamed around my backside for about 5 minutes, we were half way into the massage. She had also put in some music on her phone so that there was a calm and soothing background. Then she asked me to flip and my general hasn't been aroused yet. Then she went straight to the general and VOILA he was erect as an Eiffel tower. Then she roamed around me some more on my chest. Once or twice her tits came close to my mouth and I didn't know if it was an invitation. This is the time I realized I haven't touched her. I asked her if I could and she said yes without any hesitation. I squeezed her tiny ass a lot while she was working around my chest. I tried to finger her and she immediately said NO and I refrained from touching her there. By this time we were almost 20-22 minutes into the massage as she settled down next to me. By this time I thought it was going to be the climax. I haven't touched her Tits till then, how stupid. I again asked her and she said yes. So started to squeeze it. By this time, she has started to stroke hard with little bit more oil. She had put her thighs on mine and her things touching my stones little bit. Then she did the L1 and I climaxed in few minutes. She wiped me off and asked me to take a shower. I went inside and took like a 2 minute shower and she handed over the towel to me. I wiped quickly, got dressed and bid adieu to her. She asked me to text her whenever I am in the area. I walked off with a grin on my face that I had my first Nuru massage.

Positives: She talks less, no nonsense girl, very professional, everything was upto the T.

Negatives: She looks like the one in the pic even though her boobs are slightly smaller than her ad, her dryer was on the entire time and was making all weird noise (didn't help the mood).

Overall a good first experience. Next time I want to do Nuru massage with a big titted girl to feel it more. DD is still on the list and will have to wait up for few weeks to try that.

Sorry for the long post but wanted to record all details here for someone else to give it a try.

For those of you looking for a spot in the loop, a new (or at least new to me) spot opened up recently. The other site calls it HAO Massage, but that's not the name on the door. Office space in the Clark and Van Buren area. I haven't tried it yet as the location is not really convenient for me, but I thought I'd pass on the info if anyone is in the area.

[QUOTE=Rtyclp;4295237]For those of you looking for a spot in the loop, a new (or at least new to me) spot opened up recently. The other site calls it HAO Massage, but that's not the name on the door. Office space in the Clark and Van Buren area. I haven't tried it yet as the location is not really convenient for me, but I thought I'd pass on the info if anyone is in the area.[/QUOTE]Do you have a link to the ad?

I used to go to SXL a lot, but stopped because: A) it was expensive and B) they would short you on time. Well, I went back the other day and: A) it is still expensive and B) they still short you on time.

All of that said, I was pretty happy with my visit. My MT was Emily, and she is great. In her 20's I'd say, and very cute.

I doubt I'll be back anytime soon (because of A and B, above), but if you're in the area you might want to check her out.

I saw her over the weekend. She pulled the same bullshit with me about logistics. We were texting quite a bit, she was replying immediately, then got to her place and she went silent. I'm in the lobby, repeatedly texting "I'm here, in the lobby" etc, had already paid for parking so I waited 15 minutes and then bolted. 40 minutes later she replies and wasn't pleased that I had left.

Since I was still close by I came back, she sends me the code to get into the building, then crickets again. 10 minutes go by and she finally sends me her apt #.

Experience was the same as OP's. Plenty of groping of T&A but nothing further than that. I asked if she could get into a more sensual and accessible position during HE (she was standing towards the end of the table out of hands reach) and she says no. I'd already groped plenty of T&A so not sure what her problem was other than I think she's just got an attitude sometimes. But eventually she drifted closer so I could get a handful during the HE.

Good session for the $ but wouldn't repeat. She has a bit of an attitude and has no respect for your time.

[QUOTE=Chaser86;4294330][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/131986[/URL]

When I reached the neighborhood I texted her and did not get a response for 20 minutes. When I almost decided to quit, she texted back with the address and we were back on. [/QUOTE]

So I have been around for awhile looking. I really enjoy the teasing, edging massage sessions but they are hard to find at the usual massage places. Any recommendations for the best place to try? I have been thinking about trying a Nuru, thinking that will be it, but won't be able to afford that on a regular basis.

Thanks for everyone that posts.

[QUOTE=GMan25;4290400]Been to Logan Tantricas before, but it's been a while. Take I'd, they screen on the spot etc. Younger women, they may or may not be your trip, e but they do post their photos on their webpage so you get to check them out ahead of time and see if anything looks good to you. Yes, it is pricey, but it is safe / discreet, secure etc. And you will get what you came for. They prefer you to call the day of and request appointment.[/QUOTE]Could you please post a link to their website? I searched on Google, but I couldn't find it.

Thanks!

Math1956.

Her picture used is from a tumbeler and dozens of foreign sites so I beleive it's fake. Her phone number is also linked to an escort ad in Los Angeles. That LA ad has 4 pictures that are of from Russian models instagram except with the face blurred. It's also linked to some Chicago ads under the name Vanessa and those pictures are taken from PersonalPink's tumbeler account.

So I'd say the pics are definitely not her but if you 3 guys couldn't tell the difference than she must still be pretty hot. I was questioning if she was real but I guess if 3 senior members left reviews then it's real.

[QUOTE=PauFord;4295270]I saw her over the weekend. She pulled the same bullshit with me about logistics. We were texting quite a bit, she was replying immediately, then got to her place and she went silent. I'm in the lobby, repeatedly texting "I'm here, in the lobby" etc, had already paid for parking so I waited 15 minutes and then bolted. 40 minutes later she replies and wasn't pleased that I had left.

Since I was still close by I came back, she sends me the code to get into the building, then crickets again. 10 minutes go by and she finally sends me her apt #.

Experience was the same as OP's. Plenty of groping of T&A but nothing further than that. I asked if she could get into a more sensual and accessible position during HE (she was standing towards the end of the table out of hands reach) and she says no. I'd already groped plenty of T&A so not sure what her problem was other than I think she's just got an attitude sometimes. But eventually she drifted closer so I could get a handful during the HE.

Good session for the $ but wouldn't repeat. She has a bit of an attitude and has no respect for your time.[/QUOTE]

Hi fellow mongers,

I'll be visiting your neck of the woods shortly and wanted to reach out to see if anyone can give me a tip on what the best AMP's are in town. (could also be individuals) I prefer my provider to be under 35.

I hope that's not asking for too much.

I sure will return the favor if you guys ever come to the DC area. Thanks!