A Woe in Time, the Bittersweet Difference
In the oral justice system, unfilled mouths are considered especially heinous. In Melbourne City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Special Mongers Unit. These are their stories.
Between 2230 and 2330, two WSW were spotted heading northbound between Exxon and Prospect. One looked young from behind, wearing shorts and had a tweaker bounce to her step. The other: slightly overweight with a lame look on her face. The loop was attempted, but was beaten to the one that walked like a chicken. The pudgy one emerged from the shadows. I barely escaped.
Continuing northbound towards the king of burgers, a very thin WSW was spotted sporting what looked like a short skirt walking over the fisherman's bridge. A loop was attempted. Waiting where Christ was the answer, she appears and the catch is successful. After introductions, I learn her name was Michelle. Wonderful sense of humor and a perky personality. She was much older; hard to tell with a rough life, but easily in her 40's.
No sad story, no negotiations. Would have been a perfect dream had she not been my elder. Drove to my spot and had a top of the line BBJCIMWS. Didn't last long. Not much action on the home turf, if you catch my drift. Dropped deuce Jackson. Very appreciative. Would repeat.
Heading southbound a fourth WSW was spotted with short blonde hair. My other mind was made up and I went in for the loop. Awkward pickup as she was walking the wrong side of the street, but seamless none the less. Laid back personality. Did not catch her name. Mid to late 20's. Said she was new to the area. After some small talk and negotiating a donation, we drove to my spot. The skill was unparalleled to what I had witnessed earlier. Even after being round two, she still got the job done. After the BBJCIM the door was opened to forgo the gift of life I have given her. I may repeat on this one. A tad older than I prefer, but not much game on the streets at the moment. Same damage, longer strokes.
IMO, the older ones tend to be more business casual and have perfected their skill. Yet, this is all for fantasy, so I tend to waiver towards the least experienced providers. YMMV.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
DK.