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A Lot Like Katie, A Few Don't. Let's Just Leave It There
[QUOTE=SeekingHead;4732255]I have never had any issues with her & have always had great service. Her negatives are her looks, she has gained some weight due to her cancer fight. I go for the BBBJ with the swallow, also if she is comfortable with you she will rim you. I'm into prostate play & will bring one of my toys with me & have her play with prostate & rim me, then finish with a BBBJ.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Kyrow;4732168]I been telling people she's not pretty. She looks older than her age posted. I respect people have preferences, but you honestly didn't miss anything at all. In addition to her being ugly, she's fake and does shady crap. You didn't lie brother. Glad people are starting to see that she's not worth going to see.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=PlaidRetina;4732118]I'm not sure what people are seeing there. I mean, she's missing a breast, her ad mentions that her feet are in bad shape, and she doesn't seem to have eyebrows (I'm kinda missing why anyone would want that when there's other options available.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SgtSoros;4731905]Trust me when I say this, you did NOT miss out on much not seeing Katie. Her pictures are NOT a true representation of what you will see. I saw her once based on reviews by some of her fans here but was not impressed with her looks. Her service was just ok.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JacFern;4731846]Surprised to hear this about Katie. There was a time about a year ago that I saw her 3-4 times in a month. She was great then. I stopped going when I picked up the big "G" I had seen 3 other providers during that time too and was not sure so I stopped seeing them all.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HebeHorny;4731424]Thanks for the feedback. I'm starting to be able to laugh about it thanks to my telling me to keep imagining my panicked run to the car as one of those scenes the old Benny Hill Show. And funny you should mention using a Google voice number to try to setup a new setup with Katie. I'll have a "Lucy holds the football for Charlie Brown at Thanksgiving" story about my effort in that regard coming to you soon.[/QUOTE]I read all these posts and thought surely tossing in a couple spreadsheets and my two cents worth would surely make things better. So, here 'tis:
[U][b]First, let's get the Newbie issue dealt with[/b][/U]: Yes, Effnonit became a member of this Forum on December 31,2019, a mere 96 days ago (assuming this posts on 4/6/2020). This will be his 29th post, and he readily admits that two of the 28 posts under his belt (7% for those keeping score) are enthusiastic endorsements of Katie's BBBJ virtuosity ([I][u]2020-03-05 Check out Katie for white lightskin BBBJ with facial[/I][ / you], post [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3700-Escort-Reports&p=4693460&viewfull=1#post4693460]#11354[/URL]; and [I][u]2020-02-20: Katie Does Indeed Stand Out[/I][ / you], Post, [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3700-Escort-Reports&p=4671472&viewfull=1#post4671472]#11185[/URL]). The remaining 26 posts (93%) have ranged far and wide because that's what Effnonit had to say at the time he was effnonit. Effnonit appreciates the value of questioning gushing praise from a newbie directed at a specific provider when that is all the newbie is focused on or has to say. Read the 93% of Effnonit posts that have nothing to do with Katie and a reasonable person could easily conclude a lot of things (Effnonit's verbose, grammatically sloppy, often a bore, refers to himself in the third person like he POTUS himself, and even sometimes drifts off in mid sente. . .) . . . But a newbie Effnonit ain't.
[U][b]Second, lets see the homework Effnonit did before deciding to have his first visit with Katie (and updated today in response to the current hubbub) [/b][/U]: Attached should be images or something involving three different documents as follow:
(1) [U][i]A Catalogue of every Katie Related Review(ish) Post in this thread between June-2019 and 14:49 today (April 5, 2020)[/i][/U]. Listed chronologically with the newest at the top, and only including posts indicating the author had some kind of firsthand knowledge of what they were talking about (I. E. , it excludes people asking questions or commenting on something where its obvious they have never met Katie themselves). The column labeled "Category" is my interpretation of the overall tenor of the specific post. The individual categories are described at the top of the next two documents.
(2) [U][i]The Good to Good(ish) Posts[/i][/U] Those parts of the all-inclusive list that had posts that met the "Good" criteria described at the top.
(3) [U][i]The Bad to Bad(ish) Posts[/i][/U] You get the point.
[U][b]Ok, so whats Effnonit's point? [/b][/U] Simple, really: everyone likes what they like, a lot of people don't like what others like, some people want one thing and could care less about something else, and versa visa. With all due respect to Kyrow and SgtSoros, the state of Katie's feet and whether her pictures are accurate do not concern Effnonit in the least because it has no bearing whatsoever on the enjoyment Effnonit gets from the services she provides him (specifically, concierge 5 star BBBJCIM and quirky companionship while he recovers for Round 2)). Likewise, the fact that Effnonit doesn't care should not in any way diminish the fact that Kyrow and SgtSoros do about what concerns them. Some people are after FS, some Greek, some BBBJ, some prostate play, some rim play, some probably something Effnonit doesn't really want to imagine. That's between them, their provider and the NSA recording the event. Effnonit focuses on getting his BBBJCIM, but his thoughts and desires do sometimes stray when Katie's behind comes into play. Katie's body may be heavier than some like, but it often stirs Effnonit's loins that's all he cares about. Simply put (for a change), who is Effnonit or anyone else to tell a monger that hasn't visited Katie whether they should or should not?
[U][b]Parting thoughts[/b][/U] To anyone who says I am biased toward Katie, I emphatically state: No Sh*t Sherlock. Why wouldn't I be? I had my first visit with her on January twentysomething, 2020, and I went into it with full knowledge of everything posted in this thread up to a couple days beforehand (I. E. , every post on the list from Jan. 14,2020 back to June 2, 2019). Guess what? Turns out some of what I had learned from those posts was spot on, a lot wasn't, and a lot maybe / maybe not. In the aftermath of that first visit I found it easy to conclude that for what I was after she was a great fit for me, and I was looking forward to the next visit. I've had a respectable number of "next visits" with Katie since then, and spent most of today with a bounce in my step as a result of the one I had this morning. Woman did me right. That's all I gots to say about that.
Okay, I'm done now. Thanks for listening. Let me have it.
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This Lockdown is make these bitches crazy!
I don't know about what other mongers are see / hearing out there but suddenly all the batshit crazy ladies are coming out of the woodwork. For example. I am on a call with a client scheduling some work and negotiating when I would be onsite. I get a text from one of my ex SB's. I mean one that I have not spoken with in probably 15 months, asking me to call her about an important issue. So I read the text and go back to focusing on my client. This is not a short call with my client, it ends after about 2. 5 hours. At that point I look and I have 5 more texts for this SB and 2 other ex SB's that were not even SB's more like 'one pump and dump' dates.
So I walkout side and call first SB. She is desperate for cash, because she is behind on her utilities and needs gas and food. Can she get some cash to help out, any amount will help. I point out to her that she broke it off because she felt unpaid for her time and what she was providing. So I point out she should ask her family or friends for cash, I am not sending anything. Then she goings nuts. Says she is knows where I live (she doesn't) and will show up and tell my wife I am cheating on her. I calming tell her, 'do what you have to do, if you think blackmailing me is going to do anything but get you jail time your wrong. ' Then its the pleading and if I get a hotel / motel / room somewhere she will take care of me for some financial help. I'm like, '*****, you just threaten me with blackmail, why would I ever go near you again?' So I hang up and delete her and my burner number.
The other two were along the same line. "We had a great time, help me out for some fun. ".
The times are getting crazy out there brothers, be cautious with who you are banging and who you banged. It will only get crazier as more jobs are lost and money gets tighter because the Stimulus funds are slow in coming.
Jim.
Stay At Home extended until in of May
So the Governor extended Stay at Home orders until end of May so I guess the Strip Club will stay close all of April and May boy these dancers about to start hurting if they already have.