Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Daspbrah]Totally legit on the flip? Any cashew, pistachio or almond brushing? How was her looks n' body? I think they just opened, PS had their grand opening thing advertised. Mahalo for the lead.[/QUOTE]

It was legit. No brushing--but it was my first visit with this girl named He (appears to be 25-30yrs). I'd say her face is a 7, maybe an 8. Can't completely comment on her body because of the attire she wore; however, her boobs did seem to be of a decent size (36). I am definitely going to repeat and will report any other info that may come up. Maybe she'll wear more revealing clothes next time :)

[QUOTE=Insatiable808]Sounds like an awesome session!

Can you describe the provider with damage, contact name & ph#?

Mahalo[/QUOTE]This one is advertised in the pennysaver as "Korean Style Massage" with phone number (808) 450-1650, but as stated before HE is not always a guaranteed the first time, and parking sucks, unless you know her, and she may let you park in her parking stall. As stated in past she's an older K-woman between 45-55 my guess. Not bad looking for her age and massage is mix of light touch and good strokes, I'm sure she will give deeper massage if asked. I swear if I go in with an ache she will take care of it, without me even saying it, don't know how, but her massage does the trick for me everytime. YMMV

Most of the quality providers are available on Friday, Saturday night. Any good providers available during weekdays, say Monday or Tuesday Noon. 3:00 pm?

Tried Ohana at 1:00pm on a weekday, and the selection were slim and providers were vacuuming, but made them stop to do some business? Tried Lavender, and they had scraps left, but lavender scraps quality is equivalent to pretty good quality when compared to other MPs. Anyone know of other spots for weekday, offpeak? I understand most providers may be sleeping at this hour.

Mahalo

Planning a trip to Lavender. Anyone know if Apple is still at Lavender? I've been wanting to try to eat, I mean meet Apple after I've read about her here.

She's still on my "To Do" List.

Hey there bros. I saw one of my ATF out there last night and boy did she look hot. I'm not saying where/time or with who. (wink) But she looks hotter out there than in the "cave". IMHO. She has tats on her back and she works near Walmart. Koreamoku. Just wondering. 1st time for me. BTW where is Cherry from Lavender? . Vacation? Have to see the line up tonoght I think.

[QUOTE=Kolonahe]Had a session with Crissy on Friday. I'd been trying to book with her for over a year, but was not able to until recently. My appointment was for the late morning, but she agreed to move it to the early afternoon so I could get some sleep (which didn't happen; this was all on just 1 hour's sleep, she is that sexy) The original plan was for a 90 minute mutual massage, but turned out to be an awesome gfe!

She greeted me wearing a sexy gray pullover dress, a sexy smile and sparkling brown eyes. We hugged and engaged in some light conversing and pleasantries. She offered me a water to drink which I accepted (needed the tongue lube) and I informed her that I had 2 fetishes, to which she replied, "show me" after she'd sat down on her massage table. I proceeded to daty, which didn't bother her at all! She really enjoys daty and tasted so good I didn't want to stop. I'm not sure how long this took, but it was awesome to watch her writhing continuously. Crissy gave me several dfk, which kept me extremely turned on.

She returned the oral favor via BBBJ several times; her mouth felt like wet and warm raw silk! We switched to 69, and traded position a few times. During this, she slipped the raincoat on jr. , and rode me cg, asian cg and sideways cg. I gave her more daty, then we switch to wheelbarrow and standing ds, which led to a nice long release for me. I did daty 1 more time, and she blew hard, plastering my face and hand! All told, it was 2 1/2 hours of time very well spent. This is a must repeat for me; I never did get that massage!

Crissy was well worth the dime and time, will definitely repeat.

Rating: L: 10/A: 10/S: 10 Damage: $$$ plus tip.[/QUOTE]Is the the Ebony Crissy? So she squirted too?

Is she advertised in PS or something else? Every time I read something on her, it makes me get closer to a decision to go for it.

Does anyone know the current line up at Crystal Healing?

[QUOTE=Daspbrah]Is she advertised in PS or something else? Every time I read something on her, it makes me get closer to a decision to go for it.[/QUOTE]
Don't think she advertises anymore. She's located next door to Golden Massage on S.King St.
Ph.942-2250

Had one of my regular sessions with Michelle a couple of weeks ago and I have to say she is the best overall. IMHO. She's just a little pudgy and older than I like but her massage is very professional and she can definatly get da kinks out. It's kinda weird cause her massages are so good that it almost puts me to sleep. I get massage's every week but when I need the "good" kind, I justify it with the fact that it's only .4 more than my normal massage and I can get that slow sensuous HE to boot. I guess she get me really relaxed because I always have extra heavy load releases with her. (If you tell her how you like it she'll accomodate you there too.) The place is clean and private since she works alone and there's a shower for before and/or after. You'll need to pass some normal qualifying questions but other than that you'll be another satisfied customer and sure to repeat. Have fun Brotha D. You can thank me later. :)
L/6.5 A/9 S/10 $
Mr O.

Oh Daspbrah. Boy, if there's a holy grail in the legit world, it's Jessica at Thai Hawaiian. Never say never I know. But I don't think there's anyway in the world she'll turn to the dark side.

I had a one hour session with her and she's absolutely beautiful with an incredible body. Her legs are silky smooth.

Very, very weak massage. Moreso than any at Massage Thailand or Thai Hawaiian. Very friendly and pleasant.

She's such a prude, she practically jumped over the table when she THOUGHT the towel was coming off. It wasn't, I just sneezed.

I'll be eagerly awaiting one of you, a better man than I, who can turn this one.

Ms NoName might be Nicole. I don't see her at Siam Thai anymore. Been a few months since I seen her last. She is a little chubby not like Nina and the rest of the gals there who are slim and tone.

[QUOTE=Boku555]Tried Nina at Siam recently. Beautiful and sexy as described. Started off walking over the body to loosen it up. Afterwards received a relaxing/teasing massage that definitely work up jr. Very pleasant to talk to. Didn't try to see if she allows touching. Wished the relaxing massage was a little firmer and she used less lotion. Contrary to others, the best part of the massage was when she walked on my body. Undecided about a repeat encounter. I know I'm a minority on this.[/QUOTE]Same here Boku. Thats about all I enjoy about her massage now days is the walk on the back. Everything else is like shes just going thru the motions. I used to get a real great massage from her overall. She would work out all the kinks but now days she just super busy and its taking a toll. Its hard to be efficient when your tired so I just keep hoping to have her when she's fresh. She is sexy so thats why I keep going back now days.

I'll give it a try next time I'm really tight. The place above VIP is Thai Issan. The owner Jennifer is really good. I see her from time to time. I like the hot rocks she adds into the mix. She has a tight body too. Cute and petite with meat in the all the right places.

[QUOTE=Daspbrah]Is she advertised in PS or something else? Every time I read something on her, it makes me get closer to a decision to go for it.[/QUOTE]You should try it brah and see for yourself. She is really friendly and really resembles a korean Carole Kai. Her table is in the front room as soon as you enter but I'm curious to know about those other rooms down the hall before you hit the shower. I felt like I was in a foreign country when I was showering on a wooden pallet. Haha Her place is nice and clean tho. Massage was great. I like how she finishes off the massage after the HE. It gives you time to cum down from the climax. She also taught me a few stretches for my back.

[QUOTE=Da Mastabada]Can you describe Patti. I've been going to Siam for at least a couple of years. I can't recall Patti. Is she Pranny?[/QUOTE]
She was Mei @ Siam Thai

[QUOTE=Simtiki]Hey there bros. I saw one of my ATF out there last night and boy did she look hot. I'm not saying where/time or with who. (wink) But she looks hotter out there than in the "cave". IMHO. She has tats on her back and she works near Walmart. Koreamoku. Just wondering. 1st time for me. BTW where is Cherry from Lavender? . Vacation? Have to see the line up tonoght I think.[/QUOTE]
Been a while, but could it be a provider from PT, VIP or possibly even CS?
PM me her name.

[QUOTE=Candid Asians]Most of the quality providers are available on Friday, Saturday night. Any good providers available during weekdays, say Monday or Tuesday Noon. 3:00 pm?

Tried Ohana at 1:00pm on a weekday, and the selection were slim and providers were vacuuming, but made them stop to do some business? Tried Lavender, and they had scraps left, but lavender scraps quality is equivalent to pretty good quality when compared to other MPs. Anyone know of other spots for weekday, offpeak? I understand most providers may be sleeping at this hour.

Mahalo[/QUOTE]
It's been my experience over the years that pickings before 6 PM are really slim. My advice is to get the cell phone numbers of your favorites; then you can call them as needed for daytime availability.

[QUOTE=Strong Mojo]Back in their chinese hometown high schools, Mei Ling would play the role of the voluptuous cheerleader. Hot, built and sexy. Patty, on the other hand, would play the role of the smart (geeky) girl, but still cute in that dorky kind of way.[/QUOTE]Now that I can honestly say I have seen both of them, I agree. Called Yang and specifically asked for Patty, for what I was anticipating as my first MT HE. Figure I’d try the buzz, as everyone seems to be getting lucky with this one.

Even if I already met with a sno-bunny escort provider the night before, I still wanted to continue and get the bump on. It’s actually been a while since I’ve received any play from an Azn girl. Was greeted at the door by Patty who I think is pretty freeking cute. Got that “room” that everyone was talking about (thanks for the PMs btw gents!). That light at the end of the tunnel shined a bit of hope for me and my soon to be throbbing brethren. It was then she started asking me a bunch of questions regarding how I heard about her, etc. I’ve never been clever at telling tall tales and making up excuses on the spot. What was I supposed to tell her “Oh, from a local online sex forum”? I gave her some lazy answer and she knew I was lying. “My friend.” DOH!

I couldn’t help but think how Patty, though much skinnier reminded me of this girl I used to date from Hokkaido a few years ago. Her round face, Tweety bird lips and even the slowly spoken and medium-low voiced Engu-Rish (Eng-wish?) during the rub down. Both even have rabbit-like front teeth, one slightly layering over the other. I couldn’t take my gaze off of her alien-like eyes. Prolly cause she fits the profile of how I like my "regular" women: simple.

So here I am, smelling the rose petal lotion on my face and body. Patty, somewhat painfully kneads the knots from my out my back. I turn around and she flips that small slice of cloth from where God split me in-two to cover my meat and two members. That Mandarin “journey music” on the stereo gets louder and I wait. She is close to “my area”, but I keep the little guy at bay, ready to do the stand on command at the right moment.

(And like how Charlie Brown runs down the field to finally kick that football) Patty starts to get closer and in between my legs and I feel that rush of blood and I’m thinking “hold steady, steady”. (Then Lucy decides a change of plan by pulling that glorious piece of pigskin from under him!) No skin touching here. Rather she sits me up, gives me the warm towel and ends with a “Thank You!”

UGHH!!

That fantastic and adventurous journey soundtrack on the Yang boom box is now shifted to the “As the World Turns” type compositions. I remember being pretty fucking salty. Now dressed and ready to leave, Patty was there to give me the parking pass and I had that attitude like “yea, yeah, yeah…just give me the fucking thing so I can get outta here” LOL! She sensed I was disappointed but with a cute smile asked me if I felt better after the rub down. Answer was that she actually did give a good massage, carried on an interesting conversation about why she never goes hiking in China cause of poisonous snakes and of course, I couldn't deny that face. Aww! Tipped, gave a hug and left.

*Patty at Yangs in the CC*
(808) 927-0716

.6 + .2

L 7.5/A 8/S 8

Let's hope for my sake Patty eventually offers me that ending. Would love to repeat with her regardless and she perhaps cured the sno-bunny obsession I've had for some time now. Gotta keep the breed pure!


StripedFashion

[QUOTE=Gherkin]I agree fully with this description. Chinese. Pretty but not gorgeous. Smart. Reasonably good massage skills. Good conversationalist. Smiles. Thin. No boobs or bum.

Gherkin[/QUOTE]So patti? Patty? is this No boobs lady? where might a brother find her working at? I have this thing for small boobs. Also does she work in the mornings? before 12pm?

Thank in advance

[QUOTE=Boku555]Recently tried Meg who works out of her apartment near the corner of Kalakaua and Makaloa. Petite Chinese lady, 30's, part time student at UH. Speaks good English with a Russian accent. Does a good Swedish massage. Doesn't tease well around the good areas but still a good massage. I don't think she can go real deep. Allows limited touching. Lets you self release. $60/hr and $80/90 minutes. Overall good enough to repeat.[/QUOTE]

How does Meg advertise? Anyone have her contact info?

Is this a regular old MT ad made to look new, or a real "new" deal? Anyone got info on this ad from CL? Sounds promising...?

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/900949500.html[/url]

Much Mahalo!

Das P Brah

[QUOTE=Simtiki]Hey there bros. I saw one of my ATF out there last night and boy did she look hot. I'm not saying where/time or with who. (wink) But she looks hotter out there than in the "cave". IMHO. She has tats on her back and she works near Walmart. Koreamoku. Just wondering. 1st time for me. BTW where is Cherry from Lavender? . Vacation? Have to see the line up tonoght I think.[/QUOTE]

So what was the point of this post? This forum is for sharing. If you don't care to share, please don't bother posting. To top it off, you ask for info from the other members who regularly contribute.

[QUOTE=Big 808]Does anyone know the current line up at Crystal Healing?[/QUOTE]Mama Jun, Cherry, Miko, and a new lady named Bonnie (no relation to any other Bonnie, as far as I know).

[QUOTE=Turboman808]So what was the point of this post? This forum is for sharing. If you don't care to share, please don't bother posting. To top it off, you ask for info from the other members who regularly contribute.[/QUOTE]Agree. whats the point of letting us know that he see his ATF and never tell her name. but hay.? let me guess hmm.." bus stop girl? '' (wink x2) you the man.

[QUOTE=Big 808]

Does anyone know the current line up at Crystal Healing? [/QUOTE]
The last I heard (in October) it was Mama Jun, Kay, Tammy and Miko. However, availability can change from day to day, so it's best to call Jun (941-9779) and ask her who is presently available.

[b]Edit:[/b] The above message was posted before I saw the "Crystal Healing update" message of Honolulu Chas. He is this forum's leading source for CHM information, and I happily defer to his knowledge. :)

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Yes Massage used to advertise in the PennySaver, but I haven't seen any Yes Massage advertisements in the PennySaver for more than a month. Might want to try calling these phone numbers, although I don't know if any of them are still useful: 782-7356, 561-0194, 275-7619.[/QUOTE]Hey Kapalua,

Is Kris the only provider here? or is there another? What is the stats?

Looks/Service etc.

[QUOTE=Cleanman]

Anyone know if Apple is still at Lavender? I've been wanting to try to eat, I mean meet Apple after I've read about her here. [/QUOTE]
Lavender's advertised phone number is 944-2855. So you might want to call Lavender and try to make an appointment to see her. If she's no longer working there, then you will know.

[QUOTE=Turboman808]So what was the point of this post? This forum is for sharing. If you don't care to share, please don't bother posting. To top it off, you ask for info from the other members who regularly contribute.[/QUOTE]


Yea! Mahalo gozaimasu

[QUOTE=Stranger808]So patti? Patty? is this No boobs lady? where might a brother find her working at? I have this thing for small boobs. Also does she work in the mornings? before 12pm?

Thank in advance[/QUOTE]

Yang's Massage

Century Center, 3401

927-0716

Yes she does work morning/days but best that you call to confirm.

[QUOTE=Alohano]Oh Daspbrah. Boy, if there's a holy grail in the legit world, it's Jessica at Thai Hawaiian. Never say never I know. But I don't think there's anyway in the world she'll turn to the dark side.

I had a one hour session with her and she's absolutely beautiful with an incredible body. Her legs are silky smooth.

Very, very weak massage. Moreso than any at Massage Thailand or Thai Hawaiian. Very friendly and pleasant.

She's such a prude, she practically jumped over the table when she THOUGHT the towel was coming off. It wasn't, I just sneezed.

I'll be eagerly awaiting one of you, a better man than I, who can turn this one.[/QUOTE]


She (Jessica) is quite stunning, but so prudish. She will quickly learn, her looks (with big tits and ass) will only take her so far, especially with a crappy light massage. No power! She should use that lack of power on an area that actually needs less power, like the twig n' berries. Bum bai she learn, hopefully.

I have confidence in an inevitable HJ/HE. (In an animated superhero cartoon voice) "It will take all of our collective powers to conquer this resistant force!" "Mongerers of Honolulu, unite!"

Beat the Jessica.

[QUOTE=Mr Okada]Don't think she advertises anymore. She's located next door to Golden Massage on S.King St.
Ph.942-2250

Had one of my regular sessions with Michelle a couple of weeks ago and I have to say she is the best overall. IMHO. She's just a little pudgy and older than I like but her massage is very professional and she can definatly get da kinks out. It's kinda weird cause her massages are so good that it almost puts me to sleep. I get massage's every week but when I need the "good" kind, I justify it with the fact that it's only .4 more than my normal massage and I can get that slow sensuous HE to boot. I guess she get me really relaxed because I always have extra heavy load releases with her. (If you tell her how you like it she'll accomodate you there too.) The place is clean and private since she works alone and there's a shower for before and/or after. You'll need to pass some normal qualifying questions but other than that you'll be another satisfied customer and sure to repeat. Have fun Brotha D. You can thank me later. :)
L/6.5 A/9 S/10 $
Mr O.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Mr. Okada. That means her location is around the area from A's Barbershop huh? So heres the mongerer plan: charge up the nut sacks by getting a haircut at A's. And by staring, burn holes all over her body, from my overly overt "fixated" laser vision. Then, upload those images to the spank bank flash drive. After, walk across the street to "Carole Kai's" studio and hopefully blast the family lineage all over the place.

Sounds like a plan.

[QUOTE=Tiger Shark 69]

Hey Kapalua,

Is Kris the only provider here? or is there another? What is the stats?

Looks/Service etc. [/QUOTE]
Sorry, I don't know. I was just providing information that I had about the advertisements and phone numbers.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Lavender's advertised phone number is 944-2855. So you might want to call Lavender and try to make an appointment to see her. If she's no longer working there, then you will know.[/QUOTE]Just PM me if you want info. on who is my ATF.

BTW Apple is still there.

Went mongering today and didn't feel like visiting Nirvana again.- seen Miki with same good results last week.

Decided to visit Ichiban. Haven't visited since they changed their name but I only seen June sitting down.- Kelly was busy. I remember seeing June months ago and it was a decent experience; but, I didn't want to partake again.

Went to Tokyo Relaxation. I can't remember what it is called now but it's at Century Center. I knew my regular was not there based on many of you fellow mongers' reports.

Met Coco, mid 30, early 40 with natural c. She is 5'5 about 120-125 lbs and was very inviting. Her english was really broken but she really took charge. Standard TS and really took care of the 2 main spots.- front and back. Real attention was given to my back side.

Back into the room, so-so massage and within 10 minutes, began to lick everywhere. Lot of saliva.- no anal probe. Turned around and BBBJ for at least 5 minutes. Really stood up while she went back and forth from licking and sucking nut sack.

Ready for the deed! Covered fs, mish, doggie to completion. She wiped with warm, damp towel and ready to head out.

Damage - $.5
A/S/L - 7/7/6

I really enjoyed the service and would repeat. I wouldn't mind seeing a younger version though.

Correction: Kay is on vacation, so the lineup is mama Jun, Miko, Cherry and the new lady Bonnie (still don't have any info on her).

[QUOTE=Aboonai]Yang's Massage

Century Center, 3401

927-0716

Yes she does work morning/days but best that you call to confirm.[/QUOTE]
Is this the same Patti that used to work at Island Massage a few years ago?

[QUOTE=Daspbrah]Is this a regular old MT ad made to look new, or a real "new" deal? Anyone got info on this ad from CL? Sounds promising...?

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/900949500.html[/url]

Much Mahalo!

Das P Brah[/QUOTE]I searched the# on CL and got this ad

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/900728444.html[/url]

Then did a little more digging and got this:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=702129&postcount=1872[/url]

[QUOTE=Simtiki]Hey there bros. I saw one of my ATF out there last night and boy did she look hot. I'm not saying where/time or with who. (wink) But she looks hotter out there than in the "cave". IMHO. [/QUOTE]That reminds me of my ATF. Her name is ***** at *******.