Massage Parlor Reports

OK. South Miami peeps. I found a FS place off of sunset near 97th ish maybe 90th. If you know then you know. It was ok at best however the girl was pretty thicc for Asian, large chest, and let me roam during massage, only paid the half since I didn't know but came to the flip I had options, 1 for the full and it was decent. CBJ, mish, dog, all the while touching. So again not too bad but I'm REALLY bummed we don't have a LMP around here we're in fucking south Miami. Those ladies usually want to please us.

Oh well mongers of South Miami please keep helping. I've tried most all in my surrounding area and all are tugs w maybe feeling options but I want dirty nasty time. Help!!

[QUOTE=CakeZ;4402616]OK. South Miami peeps. I found a FS place off of sunset near 97th ish maybe 90th. If you know then you know. It was ok at best however the girl was pretty thicc for Asian, large chest, and let me roam during massage, only paid the half since I didn't know but came to the flip I had options, 1 for the full and it was decent. CBJ, mish, dog, all the while touching. So again not too bad but I'm REALLY bummed we don't have a LMP around here we're in fucking south Miami. Those ladies usually want to please us.

Oh well mongers of South Miami please keep helping. I've tried most all in my surrounding area and all are tugs w maybe feeling options but I want dirty nasty time. Help!![/QUOTE]Is that the one next to the tattoo place? Not many thick Asians but I think I know which one you are talking about. If so she denied me about a month ago only HJ. What was the damage $?

Coming into town with the wife. I will be staying in south beach. I'm looking for a place in the area that me and the wife could both visit in different rooms and have two different experiences. It needs to be a place that looks legit and would give her an actual massage while I get to have some fun. Any place around that could accommodate?

[QUOTE=CakeZ;4402616]OK. South Miami peeps. I found a FS place off of sunset near 97th ish maybe 90th. If you know then you know. It was ok at best however the girl was pretty thicc for Asian, large chest, and let me roam during massage, only paid the half since I didn't know but came to the flip I had options, 1 for the full and it was decent. CBJ, mish, dog, all the while touching. So again not too bad but I'm REALLY bummed we don't have a LMP around here we're in fucking south Miami. Those ladies usually want to please us.

Oh well mongers of South Miami please keep helping. I've tried most all in my surrounding area and all are tugs w maybe feeling options but I want dirty nasty time. Help!![/QUOTE]More info of the location please and name of the AMP?

Not local to Miami, but visited the Massage place next to the Mojitos restaurant. Average to plain looking 40+ asian. Doesn't bother me, since I'm nearly blind without my glasses which I always take off. Massage was pretty good maybe 7/10. Extra handshake was meh, technique was a little "jack rabbit" for me, though it started out ok. I didn't ask for more than handshake. Being my first time in miami, didn't want to push my luck too much since I had a meeting the next morning.

Outside the location was alot of activity due to the numerous restaurants and such around. So the walk of shame was pretty obvious, but no glares and giggles that sometimes you might experience in a place like this.

I was going to go to a place a little further down to Calle Ocho (maybe a block or two away) - but something about the location made me nervous. Guys sitting in large SUV's with heavy tinted windows (no music, no phone, just sitting there) - well that made me think I should move along.

On a side note, does anyone in Miami know how turn signals (blinkers) work. I swear I was the only person that used them when driving.

[QUOTE=RacineLurker;4414483]Not local to Miami, but visited the Massage place next to the Mojitos restaurant. Average to plain looking 40+ asian. Doesn't bother me, since I'm nearly blind without my glasses which I always take off. Massage was pretty good maybe 7/10. Extra handshake was meh, technique was a little jack rabbit for me, though it started out ok. I didn't ask for more than handshake. Being my first time in Miami, didn't want to push my luck too much since I had a meeting the next morning.

Outside the location was a lot of activity due to the numerous restaurants and such around. So the walk of shame was pretty obvious, but no glares and giggles that sometimes you might experience in a place like this.

I was going to go to a place a little further down to Calle Ocho (maybe a block or two away) - but something about the location made me nervous. Guys sitting in large SUV's with heavy tinted windows (no music, no phone, just sitting there) - well that made me think I should move along.

On a side note, does anyone in Miami know how turn signals (blinkers) work. I swear I was the only person that used them when driving.[/QUOTE]Is the AMP on the xnd floor of the Maj. Plaza?

Welcome to Miami. If there's a car length of space and you signal you want to get over like in normal parts of the USA the person will than tail gate the car in front to make sure the space is not avail, that's why you can't use a signal you just have to cut in

[QUOTE=RacineLurker;4414483]Not local to Miami, but visited the Massage place next to the Mojitos restaurant. Average to plain looking 40+ Asian. Doesn't bother me, since I'm nearly blind without my glasses which I always take off. Massage was pretty good maybe 7/10. Extra handshake was meh, technique was a little "jack rabbit" for me, though it started out ok. I didn't ask for more than handshake. Being my first time in miami, didn't want to push my luck too much since I had a meeting the next morning.

Outside the location was a lot of activity due to the numerous restaurants and such around. So the walk of shame was pretty obvious, but no glares and giggles that sometimes you might experience in a place like this.

I was going to go to a place a little further down to Calle Ocho (maybe a block or two away) - but something about the location made me nervous. Guys sitting in large SUV's with heavy tinted windows (no music, no phone, just sitting there) - well that made me think I should move along.

On a side note, does anyone in Miami know how turn signals (blinkers) work. I swear I was the only person that used them when driving.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Wilson13;4414844]Is the AMP on the xnd floor of the Maj. Plaza?[/QUOTE]No, it was a first floor. There was the Cuban restaurant (Mojitos) separate and an Indian restaurant in the strip mall along with it.

[QUOTE=Obxlyfe;4405381]Coming into town with the wife. I will be staying in south beach. I'm looking for a place in the area that me and the wife could both visit in different rooms and have two different experiences. It needs to be a place that looks legit and would give her an actual massage while I get to have some fun. Any place around that could accommodate?[/QUOTE]Been out of Miami a while but still look in From time to time. May be too late, but try New Asian Massage NW 7th st. Massage was 7/10, personality 8/10, looks 6-8/10 depending on who you get. Several ladies when I was there last year. They also let us shower ourselves first. They have a couples room but can separate to other rooms. Price is standard range.

They pretty much cleaned up most of my old spots with just the stragglers left in certain areas. Since the new Miami cleaning efforts any new places around with any action without need to be reliant on a car? I was thinking about renting a room at Nexx and hanging out for the day on certain occasions.

What's up guys, visiting Miami for the next couple days and wanted some suggestions for younger girls. Latina or Asian preferably. I have a rental car too, staying in Miami Lakes. I am talking to this one, about the 90 min hot tub and nuru session, but a little over priced in my opinion.

[URL]https://miami.rubratings.com/135543[/URL]

Any other sites you all use for locating would be great too. PM if you prefer, thanks in advance and I will report.

[QUOTE=Hotrod82;4446122]What's up guys, visiting Miami for the next couple days and wanted some suggestions for younger girls. Latina or Asian preferably. I have a rental car too, staying in Miami Lakes. I am talking to this one, about the 90 min hot tub and nuru session, but a little over priced in my opinion.

[URL]https://miami.rubratings.com/135543[/URL]

Any other sites you all use for locating would be great too. PM if you prefer, thanks in advance and I will report.[/QUOTE]First of all know that you're going to spend about double for the same service at a typical LMP than you would at an AMP.

And the best way to search for a good AMP is to just Google Asian massage near your location, like South Miami, North Miami, or what ever, then visit each one on a stroll starting with the closest ones, and see who has the prettiest, friendliest girls that look to be into FS.

Like she approaches you, makes physical contact, maybe hugs you and holds your hand on the way to the room, all god signs that she's friendly and up for a tip to go FS.

Note: Avoid all the AMPs on 163 street in and. Miami Beach as it has become a Hags row, all older, unattractive providers now.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;4460587]First of all know that you're going to spend about double for the same service at a typical LMP than you would at an AMP.

And the best way to search for a good AMP is to just Google Asian massage near your location, like South Miami, North Miami, or what ever, then visit each one on a stroll starting with the closest ones, and see who has the prettiest, friendliest girls that look to be into FS.

Like she approaches you, makes physical contact, maybe hugs you and holds your hand on the way to the room, all god signs that she's friendly and up for a tip to go FS.

Note: Avoid all the AMPs on 163 street in and. Miami Beach as it has become a Hags row, all older, unattractive providers now.[/QUOTE]Wise advise as there are so many AMPs and many just an unattractive older mamas an, but you have to ask for what other young attractive girls they have available and offer to come back. Some will not want to show you girls first. But I will just leave. I have also found doing a half or hour FS with an escort can be less costly at 2 $$. But YMMV and have to get right girs. There are a couple in Orlando AMP girls that will F++ you insane.

IMHO. Peace out.

[QUOTE=BaldEagle66;4466307]Wise advise as there are so many AMPs and many just an unattractive older mamas an, but you have to ask for what other young attractive girls they have available and offer to come back. Some will not want to show you girls first. But I will just leave. I have also found doing a half or hour FS with an escort can be less costly at 2 $$. But YMMV and have to get right girs. There are a couple in Orlando AMP girls that will F++ you insane.

IMHO. Peace out.[/QUOTE]Some good listings here too.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort-lauderdale/erotic-massage-parlor[/URL]

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/miami/erotic-massage-parlor[/URL]

Right next to Inkaholics is a little AMP. Stopped by Sunday night, girl was very young and cute, short dress.

Prices like a LMP (higher than AMP). Rushed. She was pretty, and under better circumstances it might have been a better experience. Spent more time negotiating price than doing the job. No TS.

Will not return.