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Rejected Monke,

I've got a great idea. I just returned from the southwestern part of our great country. The thing that always occurs to me when I fly is how fucking horrible an experience it is when you compare it to flying on an Asian carrier. Whenever I fly to Korea, for instance, I'm always impressed at how much I enjoy the flight, even when seated in coach. This is no doubt due to the fact that the stewardesses on KAL are invariably young, attractive, attentive, polite Korean ladies. I propose that some entrepreneur start an airline and hire AMP girls to be the stewardesses.

This will keep them employed during the recession to come. It will improve the flight experience for a lot of people and improve profitability for the airlines.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Hmmm, I was considering visiting Rio, but now I wonder if Bobbie is Sasha who was at Supra short-term. First Laxman says a short-haired Cookie was at Rio (sounds kind of like Cookie from Supra), and now a Bobbie who seems to have similar stats and style as a girl named Sasha. Does she do a high-pitched voice and giggling thing?[/QUOTE]

IMHO - Rio is almost always worth a visit as compared to some of our more sporadic establishments. I've never really been let down at Rio.

Regarding Bobbies voice, not sure. Didn't really pay attention as the majority of her talking was whispering and low. Didn't notice any giggling either. Correction - she walked out of the room giggling when I showed her my package then burst out into uncontrollable laughter when she made it into the hallway. J/K.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Asked for a lineup at Gold, got Susie and Bebe, both girls I've seen before. There was a third girl who was busy.

Yes, now even Gold has gone from five girls to three girls.

It truly is a downward spiral, and the US economy bombing isn't helping either. :([/QUOTE]The other girl was probably with me. Sugar. Hehe

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke] It truly is a downward spiral, and the US economy bombing isn't helping either. :([/QUOTE]

Just wait until all the mongers collect on their new economic incentive "rebate". All the K-girls will be wearing smiles... as will many mongers!

Lou Dobbs (CNN) reported recently that the rebate (projected to be approx. $800.00 for an individual) will just increase the deficit since the things that people spend it for will mean that most of the funds go to foreign countries such as China.

I wonder how he would feel if he knew that 50% of the population would spend it on AMP girls in our great cities, like D.C..

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Lou Dobbs (CNN) reported recently that the rebate (projected to be approx. $800.00 for an individual) will just increase the deficit since the things that people spend it for will mean that most of the funds go to foreign countries such as China.

I wonder how he would feel if he knew that 50% of the population would spend it on AMP girls in our great cities, like D.C..

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

LEGALIZE IT!

After some private discussions and some reservations, I'm going to post this review.

Had a great time with Mia at Gold. Young, fresh, pretty and all-natural. Somewhat quiet but very into the experience. Not quite a spinner by my definition but at around 5-6 and a slender 115 lbs still in the ballpark for me. More details by PM. Maybe not a superstar but very enjoyable. Treat her well.

I guess my reservations were that 1) she may get overrun and/or overwhelmed by the attention in view of the dearth of positive reviews. One of the senior members told me, and I'll defer to his judgment, that these girls are looking for more customers and reviews will help. And 2) I haven't gotten a whole lot of good tips from this board in recent months. Let's hope that changes.

One things to avoid ... the kabobs downstairs. Not quite as fresh.

Has anyone tried Jasmine?

I'm looking for the right number to this location and or name the number and name or not right

ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)955-9060
24 hr

Just go there and try them out.

Report back here and tell us all what you found.

JJ

[QUOTE=Rolist]I'm looking for the right number to this location and or name the number and name or not right

ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)955-9060
24 hr[/QUOTE]

Van Driver said, on January 20: The other day I went to a place, paid something, and experienced something good. The person with whom I experienced this thing had blondish, red, yet sort of black hair that was curly, yet sort of straight. She had blue, or green, or brown eyes and a really hot body. But, I cannot tell you what her body looked like because I do not want to reveal too much. Damn, I just told you that she was a woman. I hope I did not give too much away.

If you go there, I would totally recommend you ask for her.

Van

I loved that report. It was a response to some idiot, and it was perfect.

On January 24, LL talked about how flying on U. S. Flagged carriers sucks. I have to agree that it is the worst experience in the world. I fly all the time. I am a premier passenger with United, Northwest and Korean Air. Most of my travel is to Asia. When flying to China, Thailand, Korea, etc. , through Tokyo, the American carriers always have the old, fat, cranky flight crew. (There have been rare exceptions who have been great.) In Tokyo, the crew changes, and for the flight to the final destination, you have a young, attractive, attentive crew. It is a wonderful experience. Of course, when I fly ANA, Korean Air, Thai Airways or Asiana, you get the young, attractive, attentive crew all the way. It all boils down to job descrimination in this country. If your grandmother wants to continue flying the Washington to Tokyo route, they have to let her stay on. An entrepeneur who tries to do what LL suggests will face a lawsuit the next day. I should add that it's not just Asian carriers that provide this kind of service. I've flown South African Airways, and the flight attendants were young, attractive, and attentive, and the food was delicious, and even on short domestic flights, all of the above applied, as well as full bar service. When I fly for business I have to fly with the contract carrier, but wherever there is a code share and the equipment (I. E. , crew) is a foreign partner, I'm on it.

ICM Body Concepts has been closed for some time.

Too bad, they had some nice ladies there.

[QUOTE=Dewood]Has anyone tried Jasmine?[/QUOTE]Yea, the tea is awesome.

RTFF

[QUOTE=Miamil]I'm going to be in DC this coming Monday for an early morning interview and need some recommendations for MP for an afternoon de-stressor. I'll be in the Georgetown area but am pretty familiar with the city so I can metro to the best place. Please, either post some recommendations or send me some suggestions via PM. I'd greatly appreciate![/QUOTE]Try the Sharper Image in the Gtown Park Mall. They have these chairs that give you a full body massage for a few quarters and they rub you all over.

[QUOTE=Miamil]I'm going to be in DC this coming Monday for an early morning interview and need some recommendations for MP for an afternoon de-stressor. I'll be in the Georgetown area but am pretty familiar with the city so I can metro to the best place. Please, either post some recommendations or send me some suggestions via PM. I'd greatly appreciate![/QUOTE]

A place called DOWNTOWN is the best place by far. Located at Vermont and K. If you are coming up from K, take a left on Vermont. 1/2 way up the block on the left. It is to the immediate right of a chinese restaraunt. Odd looking building - 4 floors. Looks vacant but it isn't. Go up to fourth floor and ring the bell. Just a warning - the stairs smell like p*ss.

Welcome to the forum and happy mongering!