Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=PatrickBatman;2211801]Hey LV Mongers.

I'm coming up soon for my bachelor party and am looking to show my friends, who are strip club virgins, a great time. Never been to clubs in Vegas, but I have been to several in my hometown. Not looking for extras or anything, just gorgeous women and great fun to bring back with me.

I read through the forums and Yelp and read about Spearmint Rhinos. Seems costly, but how do I bypass the cover? I heard call the club for a limo and buy bottle service? Will they waive the cover if I do that?

Also, I heard about Crazy Horse 3, but didn't seem to read too much about it in this thread. Still a hot spot? Which one would be better between SR and CH3? Or neither?

Thanks for all your guys help![/QUOTE]Go big, or stay home! You have to expect to spend money in order to "do it up" at any Vegas strip club. There are ways to save a bit, but IMHO you have to spend to get the full experience. The strip clubs here can be overwhelming, especially for SC virgins, so get as much info as you can before taking the leap.

Most of the clubs have a "free limo" pick up service, which usually includes the cover charge being waived, (unless they have a special event going on). You don't have to buy bottles, but it may help you get better seating if its a busy night. Just contact the club you want to visit, and inquire. This can save you $ on both the cab fare, and the cover charges. Do not take cabs or independent limos! No matter what they say / promise you. They are on their on agenda to make $ from you somehow, trust me! Only the club's car services will work out in your favor!

If you want to see the clubs at their best, go on the weekends. Some may disagree because of the crowds and craziness, but that's when most of the girls will be there, and that's what I think people want to see. I mean seriously, guys go to see hot women right? I think I'd want to go where its "happening", rather than a place that's just "so-so". If a person wanted cheap drinks and no crowds, there are places for that. If you want the full experience, I personally think you have to be willing to do / spend what you have to in order to get it. If you don't like it at one club, simply go to another. Vegas has many.

IMHO, Spearmint Rhino is the best overall. If you want the stereotypical hot girls like you see in a swimsuit issue or maxim, that is the only place to go. All the clubs have their share of hot women, but the overall caliber at the Rhino is just on another level. I mean, isn't that the whole purpose of going to strip clubs? No matter where you go, drinks and girls will cost you generally about the same, depending on what you are looking for. That being said, you might as well go to where the best girls are at right?

Most of the drink prices at all the clubs will likely be much more than you are used to seeing at your clubs back home, so be prepared for some amount of sticker shock.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=PatrickBatman;2211801]Hey LV Mongers.

I'm coming up soon for my bachelor party and am looking to show my friends, who are strip club virgins, a great time. Never been to clubs in Vegas, but I have been to several in my hometown. Not looking for extras or anything, just gorgeous women and great fun to bring back with me.

I read through the forums and Yelp and read about Spearmint Rhinos. Seems costly, but how do I bypass the cover? I heard call the club for a limo and buy bottle service? Will they waive the cover if I do that?

Also, I heard about Crazy Horse 3, but didn't seem to read too much about it in this thread. Still a hot spot? Which one would be better between SR and CH3? Or neither?

Thanks for all your guys help![/QUOTE]Go big, or stay home! You have to expect to spend money in order to "do it up" at any Vegas strip club. There are ways to save a bit, but IMHO you have to spend to get the full experience. The strip clubs here can be overwhelming, especially for SC virgins, so get as much info as you can before taking the leap.

Most of the clubs have a "free limo" pick up service, which usually includes the cover charge being waived, (unless they have a special event going on). You don't have to buy bottles, but it may help you get better seating if its a busy night. Just contact the club you want to visit, and inquire. This can save you $ on both the cab fare, and the cover charges. Do not take cabs or independent limos! No matter what they say / promise you. They are on their on agenda to make $ from you somehow, trust me! Only the club's car services will work out in your favor!

If you want to see the clubs at their best, go on the weekends. Some may disagree because of the crowds and craziness, but that's when most of the girls will be there, and that's what I think people want to see. I mean seriously, guys go to see hot women right? I think I'd want to go where its "happening", rather than a place that's just "so-so". If a person wanted cheap drinks and no crowds, there are places for that. If you want the full experience, I personally think you have to be willing to do / spend what you have to in order to get it. If you don't like it at one club, simply go to another. Vegas has many.

IMHO, Spearmint Rhino is the best overall. If you want the stereotypical hot girls like you see in a swimsuit issue or maxim, that is the only place to go. All the clubs have their share of hot women, but the overall caliber at the Rhino is just on another level. I mean, isn't that the whole purpose of going to strip clubs? No matter where you go, drinks and girls will cost you generally about the same, depending on what you are looking for. That being said, you might as well go to where the best girls are at right?

Most of the drink prices at all the clubs will likely be much more than you are used to seeing at your clubs back home, so be prepared for some amount of sticker shock.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=PatrickBatman;2211801]Hey LV Mongers.

I'm coming up soon for my bachelor party and am looking to show my friends, who are strip club virgins, a great time. Never been to clubs in Vegas, but I have been to several in my hometown. Not looking for extras or anything, just gorgeous women and great fun to bring back with me.

I read through the forums and Yelp and read about Spearmint Rhinos. Seems costly, but how do I bypass the cover? I heard call the club for a limo and buy bottle service? Will they waive the cover if I do that?

Also, I heard about Crazy Horse 3, but didn't seem to read too much about it in this thread. Still a hot spot? Which one would be better between SR and CH3? Or neither?

Thanks for all your guys help![/QUOTE]I would forget the strip club as you will be spending a lot money on liquor and dances. You really get nothing in the end. I would hire a couple of girls to come to the room to party and buy the alcohol from the discount stores.

Thanks all. It's definitely giving me something to think about.

I will be coming up for just the weekend, so I guess around the peak days. I've been told that Rhino's gets so busy on the weekends, that I would have to be standing the entire time unless I get bottle service.

On the suggestion of hiring stripper for the room, I really wish I could do that, but my friends are inexperienced and prudish like that, so as expensive as it is, I think taking them to a club might be best. Hey, I'm not buying them a dance. It's my bachelor party, so they should be buying ME a dance!

[QUOTE=PatrickBatman;2212405]Thanks all. It's definitely giving me something to think about.

I will be coming up for just the weekend, so I guess around the peak days. I've been told that Rhino's gets so busy on the weekends, that I would have to be standing the entire time unless I get bottle service.

On the suggestion of hiring stripper for the room, I really wish I could do that, but my friends are inexperienced and prudish like that, so as expensive as it is, I think taking them to a club might be best. Hey, I'm not buying them a dance. It's my bachelor party, so they should be buying ME a dance![/QUOTE]Congrats!

If you all plan on only spending less than two hundred dollars in the club, you will definitely won't have as much fun as you think. Girls are there to make money so once they find out that you all don't have a lot of money to spend, it will get pretty lonely quickly. Back room dances can run you $100 and up. You can get the $20 a song dance but they are not as good. Just keep in mind that you are vegas where money flows like water. Good luck and I am sure you will have a good time no matter what because you are in vega.

[QUOTE=PatrickBatman;2212405]Thanks all. It's definitely giving me something to think about.

I will be coming up for just the weekend, so I guess around the peak days. I've been told that Rhino's gets so busy on the weekends, that I would have to be standing the entire time unless I get bottle service.

On the suggestion of hiring stripper for the room, I really wish I could do that, but my friends are inexperienced and prudish like that, so as expensive as it is, I think taking them to a club might be best. Hey, I'm not buying them a dance. It's my bachelor party, so they should be buying ME a dance![/QUOTE]A club is more fun and a more variety stay with the $20 dances they're almost as good as the "backroom" and a lot cheaper. If you go early like before 8 pm you'll be fine. Have fun.

[QUOTE=PatrickBatman;2211801]Hey LV Mongers.

I'm coming up soon for my bachelor party and am looking to show my friends, who are strip club virgins, a great time. Never been to clubs in Vegas, but I have been to several in my hometown. Not looking for extras or anything, just gorgeous women and great fun to bring back with me.

I read through the forums and Yelp and read about Spearmint Rhinos. Seems costly, but how do I bypass the cover? I heard call the club for a limo and buy bottle service? Will they waive the cover if I do that?

Also, I heard about Crazy Horse 3, but didn't seem to read too much about it in this thread. Still a hot spot? Which one would be better between SR and CH3? Or neither?

Thanks for all your guys help![/QUOTE]I echo the recommendation that you take advantage of the strip club's limo service. While the "price" fluctuates depending on day of week and activity level in Las Vegas, strip clubs pay cab and independent limo drivers as much as $100 per person to bring customers to the club. The clubs started the system years ago and it has become a thorn in their side because if a club refuses to pay or even wants to reduce the amount paid, the cab and independent limo drivers will steer customers to the highest paying clubs. If you and 4 of your friends take advantage of the club's independent limo service you have saved the club as much as $500. Call the club ahead of time, tell them how many are in your group and ask for a deal. Shop 3 or 4 clubs.

And always tip your driver.

[QUOTE=PatrickBatman;2212405]Thanks all. It's definitely giving me something to think about.

I will be coming up for just the weekend, so I guess around the peak days. I've been told that Rhino's gets so busy on the weekends, that I would have to be standing the entire time unless I get bottle service.

On the suggestion of hiring stripper for the room, I really wish I could do that, but my friends are inexperienced and prudish like that, so as expensive as it is, I think taking them to a club might be best. Hey, I'm not buying them a dance. It's my bachelor party, so they should be buying ME a dance![/QUOTE]Rhino is king. Nobody else is even close. As others have said, call before you get there. He limo is free and if you show up in it, the entry is free (most strip clubs offer the same deal). The logic is you can't leave as easily. If you want to drink more than one or two get there BEFORE 8 (I think) bottles are only $150 each. Easily worth it if you because otherwise you're buying $10-$25 drinks.

As for REAL fun. Get ready to pay. Lap dances on the floor suck. One song (usually 2 ish minutes. Its never a FULL song) costs $20 and the girls always ask for a tip. Don't BUY FLOOR DANCES. There are a couple kinds 'back' rooms they will try to take you to. Don't DO IT. Total waste of money one is semi-VIP that costs $100 for three dances. You don't have to buy the chick a drink. You don't get much for the money either. The other VIP is $400 an hour and you have to buy them a couple drinks at around $20 ish each. Plus tip. You sit on a sofa by some other pervert (like me when was a rookie). NO PRIVACY. And that means you are wasting your cash because no fun can be had next to six other guys. And its creepy. Here is the trick at the rhino; get a private room behind the curtains. Its just a giant sofa behind THICK curtains. Girls cost $450 an hour, but you can bring your $150 bottle of booze with you so drinks are covered for you and the girl. Plus, its GAME ON in the room because nobody is watching. Yes, the bouncers look in once every 15 minutes to make sure your both not screwing. Yes, there is a camera in each room, but contrary to popular belief they are to protect the STRIP CLUB from LEO or scammers not to watch you and the sl uts. And the girls all know where the cameras are. They can screen out whatever they want to screen out. But nobody ever looks at the monitors. If they do, they don't care.

The MAIN THING you need to do is find a girl that's willing to actually let you have fun. Be it fucking or whatever. You BOTH need to agree on what YOU want (what she wants does not matter because you are paying her. If she was paying then her input matters) her to do BEFORE you get in the room. If she doesn't want to do what you want, kick her to the curb and find one that will.

If you want cheap wh ores you can go anywhere from casino floors to any strip club. The floor hoo kers youd hire are usually used up druggies. You can sometimes find a good looking one for $1000+/ hour. And those usually come thru agencies. More often than not, you can pick up WAY better looking girls at a club for free so why hire a used up druggie? The entire town is full of girls that want to screw. So HAVE AT IT FOR FREE!

Summary;.

Rhino is best, but don't waste money on the little stuff. Go big or watch. Most important. Don't let the sl uts scam you!

[QUOTE=Normandy;2193131]I find there are a quite a few super hot girls at SR. But the VIP rooms barely has any privacy which makes extra hardly impossible. Has anyone been offered extra from girls at SR? Seriously, I don't mind paying $1000 for that but before that I want to know whether it's possible at all or it depends on the girl. Thanks![/QUOTE]As I just posted, fuck the VIP. Get the private room. Its sofa rooms behind the main stage.

You can get anything in almost all vegas strip clubs for the right price and, yes, it is 100% on the girl. You can tell within minutes if they are good to go or all show. Here is a hint, don't bother with the SICK hot girls 9+. They will lie about action 99% of the time. They have tools lined up to pay them $400 and hour to feel their boobs. IDIOTS. I can't count the times I've told these chicks, 'I can only feel your tits? What do I care about feeling boobs? And who the fuck pays $400 for that? 12 years olds? You should let me feel your tits just for talking to you. Its like getting water at a restaurant when you sit down. Seriously. " that has actually worked me into their pants before by the way.

Anyway, stick to a 8. They want to make cash and usually are game on if you have the right attitude and don't look slimy. Make sure they know what you want before you spend A CENT on them. If they let you go under panties very quietly on the floor they are usually good to go. If they swat you away, swat them away. The town is built on the sexing and there will be another girl that's open wide on you soon enough.

And as I've said A LOT here; don't pay for anything less than a 5. Those are all over vegas for free.

Thanks again for all the tips and reports. Really looking forward to this experience.

[QUOTE=Stevew;2213751] There are a couple kinds 'back' rooms they will try to take you to. Don't DO IT. Total waste of money one is semi-VIP that costs $100 for three dances. You don't have to buy the chick a drink. You don't get much for the money either. The other VIP is $400 an hour and you have to buy them a couple drinks at around $20 ish each. Plus tip.
[/QUOTE]Quick update: Now ALL VIP / semiprivate levels of the Rhino require a tab. 3-song and half-hour at least two $20 drinks, full hour at least 4, the more private the higher the tab minimum.

[QUOTE=CheoD;2231819]Quick update: Now ALL VIP / semiprivate levels of the Rhino require a tab. 3-song and half-hour at least two $20 drinks, full hour at least 4, the more private the higher the tab minimum.[/QUOTE]A tab meaning they require a credit card or a tab in they require a 2 or 4 drink minimum depending on time? The 2/4 drink minimum is standard now at all clubs except palomino and little darlings. ps no way I'm giving Rhino a cc with a large credit line

I always find it bizarre that guys want to willingly get ripped off at mob run strip clubs, when you can get a high end hooker in the privacy of your hotel or residence for a lot less money. Or numerous streetwalkers for about 1/20 of the price.

Getting insanely overcharged for liquor is fun?

Trying to get a woman to perform a sex act with a camera on you for about 10 x to 20 x what it would cost outside the club. Fun?

To each his own.

[QUOTE=Binky77;2232498]I always find it bizarre that guys want to willingly get ripped off at mob run strip clubs, when you can get a high end hooker in the privacy of your hotel or residence for a lot less money. Or numerous streetwalkers for about 1/20 of the price.

Getting insanely overcharged for liquor is fun?

Trying to get a woman to perform a sex act with a camera on you for about 10 x to 20 x what it would cost outside the club. Fun?

To each his own.[/QUOTE]There used to be some fun strip clubs in Vegas. Pre-2005 Cheetahs used to be a blast. Drinks weren't expensive, girls were fun and you could get great mileage in the VIP rooms. Same for OG. Now the strip club scene in Vegas is complete rip-off. They are glorified clip joints. Went into CH3 about 2 years ago just for the hell of it. Asked for a bud light and bartender said $12. I walked out and will never be back. Unfortunately all the strip clubs in Vegas are like that now. Tourist traps.

The women despise the customers and laugh at them as chumps.

A guy disputed some ripoff charges that were being added to his credit card at a Vegas strip club. The bouncer threw him to the ground and broke his neck. He is a quadriplegic.

A guy had a dispute at one of the clubs in LV. His body was found behind the club, beaten to death.

A web search will turn up these stories.