Very Effective Advertisement
[QUOTE=Vamassage Fan; 1170321]Makes you wonder if she is one of Charlie Sheen's godesses. Don't think I'll be taking a road trip to TOFTT.
[url]http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/w-w-w-do-t-madiso-ntheprett-yblond-do-t-co-m-24/3613663[/url][/QUOTE]With BP ads the goal is to stand out from other providers, writing a 700 word essay is a pretty good way to accomplish that. I personally think that she is just trying to get attention.
We used to have some blonde skank working near Belvior posting advertisements with essays too, talking about how she was high class and deserved 200 dollars even though she looked like a crank ho. I remember reading a review on another site about how wack she was in person and how the service was sub par.
Multiple Ads. Same Exact Text
Sara: 925-212-2659.
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Heather: 415-879-1803.
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"Dolly" has the same text and phone number as Sara.
[url]http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:K1YmJmg8AE8J:nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-sweet-blonde-treat-32/4749939+925-212-2659&cd=11&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com[/url]
Heather also goes by "Sam." Same number, ad and pix.
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And the 415 number is also used by "Amanda."
[url]http://www.escortsmeet.com/posting_detail.php?id=30727[/url]
I called Sara to ask if she knew Heather was using the same exact text in her ad, and she said yes, but when I tried to clarify whether they both had exactly the same description ("5-8, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes, Perky 36B with a Big Booty") she hung up on me.
Different Experience with Soccer / PTA Mom
[QUOTE=Hammerin;1171234]Saw her Wed. And very fake pics. Not even efn close! She's either a hard-life 40 or really about 50. Face-4, Body-3, Attitude-6, Service-4, if you pay more than two Jacksons, you've paid too much! DO NOT RECOMMEND![/QUOTE]I have had a couple visits with Soccer Mom. She does use fack pictures and they are not even close, but she is attractive for her age and has nice huge tits. She has worked with me on price and time (I usually don't have a lot of time and she accommodates me). I think YMMV if you and she click. I've had a couple great visits with her and she added some things to the menue that were not originally offered (CIM).
This is why I decided to start posting!
[QUOTE=Bturino; 1159456][url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/slim-c-cup-107-lbs-tan-lines-heelsstockings-and-ur-fantasies-dandd-free-in-and-out-99/4306329[/url]
I went to see this provider about a month ago and boy was I mad. I paid $$$ for a CBJ. High class my a_ _. I thought I would get the works, lots of kissing and FS. I asked her what I would get. Told me she would give me a good time. After I gave her the money, I found out later that I can't even stick it inside. WTF? High class rip-off.
Anyway, YMMV. But you have been warned.[/QUOTE]I have been a long time lurker and never posted before. I am a Senior Member on other boards but have not posted much on any of them either until I ran into Brooke. I called her and set up an appointment because I have been seeing her ads, but not any posts about her. I am close to her "playground" in that I work / live not too far so, it wouldn't be too much of an inconvenience to get over there. EASY two call system and she makes you feel comfortable over the phone. Her place is discrete and easy to get to.
When you get in there she talks a whole lot. She gave me a lesson on the old days and told me she used to be some big time entertainer for celebrity and high-powered clients. She gave me s stripteas and had me relacxed except for the constant chatter. It all stopped when she started to deep throat me. It was a great CBJ and her body is good looking for her age (I am guessing mid to late 40's). Her technique is well-practiced because she had me ready to erupt after a few minutes, but I wanted FS. Thats when the Bullshit started. She started talking about someone of her status being easily able to charg $1, 000 or more but she is trying to cut people especially servicemen a break. However anything other than a CBJ was extra. So already bieng down $2* I said just finish the CBJ. She obliged, but prolonged it by taking time out every few minuts to talk. Talked about who not to date, how much to pay, blah blah bla! The one good thing that happend was I was just going to have her finish with a HJ so I could get the f* out of there. She took off the condom and was literally an inch from me, still talking, and I erupted in her face on her lips and near her mouth. It was great.
She told me that there would be more on the menu for a "great price" if I decided to return. I won't unless she changes her ways. I do want that body! Honestly
Deceptive advertising. No, downright dishonest!
So I call this woman and make a booking. She talks non- stop about nothing and finally gets around to giving me
Her address. She starts telling how to drive there, which exit to take, etc. Okay, I am from out of town, but good grief, I have a GPS. She is on Rte 1. I show up to this super secret location of hers and she doesn't answer the door. WTF? So, I head back to my car and as I climb in, she calls me. Back to her door and this time she lets me in. Filthy hotel room, shit stacked everywhere, obviously this girl is in long term accommodations.
Now we have to talk for another 15 minutes of rambling on about 39 subjects. Finally its time for the rubber to meet the road, so to speak. We discuss a BBBJ, which she "never" does, and she starts sucking my dick, bare. Every 2 minutes there is a pause to talk more. Finally, we cap the rascal, I turn her ass up, and fill up the reservoir tip just so I can escape with my sanity.
This woman has huge moles on both cheeks, and her tits are NOT 36DDD. Not pretty. I know how bra's are sized, and they are at least F cups. Sloppy and floppy. The only benefit to this whole show was the LE didn't arrive, and I paid $ +.2
The whole sad show was a 4 out of 10 experience.
Deceptive advertising. No, downright dishonest! PART 2
Forgot the link to her ad- apologies gentlemen:
[url]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o-o-natural-36ddds-long-blonde-hair-long-legs-blue-eyes-30/4488549[/url]
I second and confirm Miketastics report
[QUOTE=Miketastic69; 1172215]I have been a long time lurker and never posted before. I am a Senior Member on other boards but have not posted much on any of them either until I ran into Brooke. I called her and set up an appointment because I have been seeing her ads, but not any posts about her. I am close to her "playground" in that I work / live not too far so, it wouldn't be too much of an inconvenience to get over there. EASY two call system and she makes you feel comfortable over the phone. Her place is discrete and easy to get to.
When you get in there she talks a whole lot. She gave me a lesson on the old days and told me she used to be some big time entertainer for celebrity and high-powered clients. She gave me s stripteas and had me relacxed except for the constant chatter. It all stopped when she started to deep throat me. It was a great CBJ and her body is good looking for her age (I am guessing mid to late 40's). Her technique is well-practiced because she had me ready to erupt after a few minutes, but I wanted FS. Thats when the Bullshit started. She started talking about someone of her status being easily able to charg $1, 000 or more but she is trying to cut people especially servicemen a break. However anything other than a CBJ was extra. So already bieng down $2* I said just finish the CBJ. She obliged, but prolonged it by taking time out every few minuts to talk. Talked about who not to date, how much to pay, blah blah bla! The one good thing that happend was I was just going to have her finish with a HJ so I could get the f* out of there. She took off the condom and was literally an inch from me, still talking, and I erupted in her face on her lips and near her mouth. It was great.
She told me that there would be more on the menu for a "great price" if I decided to return. I won't unless she changes her ways. I do want that body! Honestly[/QUOTE]This woman is hysterical. Dam she can talk her ass off. She never quits bumping those gums of hers. Luckily when I went to see her though she had another girl she was doubling and tag teaming with in which I asked this old-hag (but she does have a tight-body for her age I do agree on that) about leaving and allowing me to have a one on one session with her friend. Both her friend- the woman I was seeing exclusively now and myself blew a sigh of relief from getting that motor mouth out of the room and to enjoy a nice peaceful session with little talking but much moaning and groaning. The saga of ldonshoots will continue in another post.
It wasn't the don's day today. Went 0 for 3 struck-out with the basesload and 2outs.
First I tried to set-up an appointment to meet the new 18yr that arrived in town.
[url]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/and9733-18-and-a-few-hours-old-and9733-and9742-18/4851240[/url]
Talked with her on the phone for 10min. S she was very nice to talk to. Setup a time to meet, although I missed the target time by 30min. S (my fault) but I called her to nail down a time. Then she stands me up and texts me about 30min. Later to say she was stuck on the phone with her mother and could not switch over. I hate text msgs. But I accept her explanation. I leave to attend to some errands for an hour then get back with her and no answer. I left a v / m, txt msg, no answer nothing.
Anyone else get lucky yet with the fresh fish that could tell us whether she is worth her weight in coin?
The second attempt was with a nice red-hed spinner (according to the photos) named Abbey.
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I have 3 phone calls back and forth with her about setting up a time to see her at her incall location. On the 3rd call she then asks me whats my full name and that she is eating and would call me back in 15minutes. So 30minutes later I call her back and asked what happened to the phone call and she just says who are you again, and then oh-yeah I can't meet with you. Ok. Strike number 2.
Anyone get a chance to meet her yet to verify the photos and whether she is worth the coin as well?
The third attempt now within an hour of the failure with Abbey was with Kristi.
[url]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-u-p-e-r-s-e-x-y-b-l-o-n-d-e-29/4855673[/url]
With Kristi this time she asks me have I ever seen any other woman before. I say "uh yes". Long pause on both ends of the phone then I say- what are you looking for a reference. She says yes. So I tell her the name of one of the agencies I used before but don't recall the name of the person I saw. Long pause again then the line goes dead. I'm not sure if she hung-up or the connection failed so I call the number back and it rings-rings-rings.
Just wasn't meant to be today. The ordeal not only left me in a slump, but with the rain and overcast I'm really feeling the back-page blues now. The saga of ldonshoots continues.
She blew something for the money.LOL
[QUOTE=Shizzlestick;1168847]Yea, but she blew something for that money![/QUOTE]Very true Shizzlestick. However is a MercedesBenz worth some head? She also told me some guy had paid for her implants. Man I'll be damned I'd pay for my own wife (if I ever had or get one) to get a Mercedes or some implants. Just a waste of money- but thats why they say 'its not tricking if you got it' huh?
False Advertising- Plain down-right Dishonest
[QUOTE=PantyChaser63; 1172512]Forgot the link to her ad- apologies gentlemen:
[url]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o-o-natural-36ddds-long-blonde-hair-long-legs-blue-eyes-30/4488549[/url][/QUOTE]That post PantyChaser was hillarious. Man I see that ol' hag post at least 50times a day. I was curious about her and tempted to give her a call one day just to scratch the itching curiosity sensation but you killed that itch for me thankfully. I owe you a beer brother for taking one for the team. I think you officially killed that poor woman's future BP career. ROTFL.
Will the real provider please stand up.
Summer (and her aliases) set a record for posting today. All with the same phone number. 571 969 9673.
First up: Summer, at 9:07 this morning:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-new-brunette-addiction-19/4806066[/url]
Next up: Starr, at 9:13:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/g-u-a-a-n-t-d-p-l-a-s-u-e-21/4380166[/url]
Then: Michelle, at 1:50 pm:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-hot-itlin-cutie-23/4785499[/url]
Lastly: Summer again with new (old) pics at 6:47 pm:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/very-well-reviewed-21/4380756[/url]
All these posters were in Alexandria or Alexandria / Landmark.
Suspect Starr's pics are probably the real ones.
And if I remember correctly, she's also been known to post as Tracee, who was out at Dulles yesterday, with a different phone number, (312) 852-3687:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/t_r_-y_-me-_-i_m_-_-t_h_e-_-b-_-e_-s_-t-_-22/4579765[/url]
I wonder if creating all these different personas really helps increase business.
Will the real provider please stand up.
[QUOTE=Foxfax; 1172943]Summer (and her aliases) set a record for posting today. All with the same phone number. 571 969 9673.
First up: Summer, at 9:07 this morning:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-new-brunette-addiction-19/4806066[/url]
Next up: Starr, at 9:13:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/g-u-a-a-n-t-d-p-l-a-s-u-e-21/4380166[/url]
Then: Michelle, at 1:50 pm:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-hot-itlin-cutie-23/4785499[/url]
Lastly: Summer again with new (old) pics at 6:47 pm:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/very-well-reviewed-21/4380756[/url]
All these posters were in Alexandria or Alexandria / Landmark.
Suspect Starr's pics are probably the real ones.
And if I remember correctly, she's also been known to post as Tracee, who was out at Dulles yesterday, with a different phone number, (312) 852-3687:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/t_r_-y_-me-_-i_m_-_-t_h_e-_-b-_-e_-s_-t-_-22/4579765[/url]
I wonder if creating all these different personas really helps increase business.[/QUOTE]Most of these "ladies" have no idea about business sense. And they are too dumb to realize that switching phone numbers constantly only costs them repeat customers (which they purport to prefer). Additionally, if you will let your mouse "hover" over their photos, you can often discover their real names, as they will use them for photo naming. Did I mention these girls are not too bright?
The Ol' Sea Hag with definitely FALSE ADVERTISING.
[QUOTE=Miketastic69; 1173359]Was the friend a hot little brunette? I would have been happy if she were in the menu when I was there!
BTW, that spaz started calling me & leaving threats that I better not post bad stuff about her. Made me rethink this hobby.[/QUOTE]The other chic she had with her was brunette, said she worked as a licensed masseuse in DC. This was almost over a year ago now and I haven't seen the ol'hag post about her doing doubles in a while now.
Bait and Switch Photo Chics
[QUOTE=Foxfax; 1172943]Summer (and her aliases) set a record for posting today. All with the same phone number. 571 969 9673.
First up: Summer, at 9:07 this morning:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-new-brunette-addiction-19/4806066[/url]
Next up: Starr, at 9:13:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/g-u-a-a-n-t-d-p-l-a-s-u-e-21/4380166[/url]
Then: Michelle, at 1:50 pm:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-hot-itlin-cutie-23/4785499[/url]
Lastly: Summer again with new (old) pics at 6:47 pm:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/very-well-reviewed-21/4380756[/url]
All these posters were in Alexandria or Alexandria / Landmark.
Suspect Starr's pics are probably the real ones.
And if I remember correctly, she's also been known to post as Tracee, who was out at Dulles yesterday, with a different phone number, (312) 852-3687:
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/t_r_-y_-me-_-i_m_-_-t_h_e-_-b-_-e_-s_-t-_-22/4579765[/url]
I wonder if creating all these different personas really helps increase business.[/QUOTE]Hey Foxchase,
I saw that chick Tracee, she was pretty good and I don't think she is mixed up with those other chics. I was supposed to see that Michelle on Sunday night but something else came up. See my post '#502' for intel on Tracee. I will report on Michelle when I catch up with her- she was really friendly on the phone, sounded like a good gal. Tracee and Michelle are 'my types' so I usually don't miss the opportunity to catch them when I can.
Really don't understand these girls.
[QUOTE=A John; 1173657]Really do not understand the girls. Had a similar deal with April a couple weeks ago.
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Was ready to drop $$$$ on her, called on Thur. For screening OK so I`m set for 1:00pm on Fri. At 11:30 am I`m told it needs to be 3:30pm not 1:00pm OK change my work load again really pissing off one of my good clients loosing some real $$$$$$. So at 3:20 call after driving 20 min across town, lady on the phone tells me let me check on her. Calls right back and tells me 4:30 WTF I`m sorry I can`t I`ve got to get back too work. I`ll check back later, she said sorry talk to you later. So at 7. Pm I call someone picks up the phone and said hold on, I here two girls talking then she hangs up. I think lost signal call back ring, ring, ring no answer so try again straight too voice mail. Just do not under stand the disrespect. What the fuck was the app. For, total waste of my time & loss of my clients job. She has some great reviews but I`ll never know, Because that's one *I*C* that will not ever see my money! [/QUOTE]Well my good man- its actually not that hard to not understand these chics. I hear them brag about how making a $1000 a day from us "a fool and his money will soon part" guys. When they make money that easy- they feel they can afford to blow off a few of us and more of us Cash cows will be coming around for them to milk out of our hard-earned money- unless your some Corporate CEO, professional baller, lottery winner and got doe to blow like that. That chic April looked like some super-hot-air-ballon special edition Barbie Bro. Don't sweat that chic.
Try this one. She is just what the good medicine man can prescribe- a natural barbie from California. Take it once, then post back here in the morning and let me know how it was and how you feel.
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