Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3108576]If the massage was very good I will tip 40 for a full hour. There have been times when I have not tipped at all but that was for very bad service combined with a bad attitude several of which I have previously written about on here. A 1 hour medium to hard massage requires alot of work on the part of the girl. If she works that hard and has a pleasant attitude I feel 40 is appropriate even if there are no extras. At this point the massage and attitude are the more important to me than the extras. This is just what I do and it may not reflect the majority view.

AJ.[/QUOTE]Personally I go with. 2 for good massage, . 4 for HE.

Visiting for the Thanksgiving. PC massage is near me and I've always wondered what they offer there. Has anyone been there with any luck? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Lafer101;3156895]Visiting for the Thanksgiving. PC massage is near me and I've always wondered what they offer there. Has anyone been there with any luck? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately they are strictly legit there. Some girls will tease a bit and allow over clothes roaming but otherwise it's just a typically good massage.

[QUOTE=Lafer101;3156895]Visiting for the Thanksgiving. PC massage is near me and I've always wondered what they offer there. Has anyone been there with any luck? Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JolietBurbGuy;3157047]Unfortunately they are strictly legit there. Some girls will tease a bit and allow over clothes roaming but otherwise it's just a typically good massage.[/QUOTE]Self service only, don't waste your time.

-w.

[QUOTE=JolietBurbGuy;3114455]Personally I go with. 2 for good massage, . 4 for HE.[/QUOTE]I the same on the Tips.

[QUOTE=E6671;3032198]I always tip 20 if the massage was good even if no extras. My opinion is 20 tip for an hour massage is fair. Especially if the MT is not getting any of the door fee which could be the case many times. It really ticks me off to read how many S#$t heads leave 0 tip because they did not get a handy or more. They give mongering a bad name.[/QUOTE]If massage is decent, no HE, I always give them $20.

[QUOTE=DoMe2;3171914]If massage is decent, no HE, I always give them $20.[/QUOTE]I agree at least $20 for the massage My back is terrible and if it was a great massage will even go more even without extras. There are times I'm only looking for relieve for my back.

As others have said before, PC Massage is decent for the massage and teasing. Also my girl was attractive and probably low 30's high 20's. Other than that it doesn't seem like much more could be had.

Where can I get some extras? Visiting again for the holidays. I'm usually away and I'm not sure about the scene here. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=Lafer101;3198587]Where can I get some extras? Visiting again for the holidays. I'm usually away and I'm not sure about the scene here. Any info would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Try pic massage and report back.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ruby-massage-grand-opening-tel-815-588-1888-15921-weber-rd-crest-hill-il-60403/41555267[/URL]

I know the old place didn't offer anything but ss, unfortunately whatever name they're going by now is the same. TS is an extra 10, did get a nice massage from Yaya though, late 30's spinner in a short skirt (unfortunately with shorts underneath). Very playful and allowed limited roaming, but at the flip was shut down. Might go back for the massage, but otherwise not worth it.

-w.

I feel like an idiot posting this but it is a real question. As the result of a medical condition I do not have use of 1 hand / arm and walk a little strange. I have trouble manscaping and wondered if anyone knows of an independent or spa would help with that without injuring or cutting off Jr. ? I know salons offer women bikini waxes but I don't want to go there and ask and have a customer or employee calling the police saying I was propositioning them or say I was inappropriate. Being on disability I have limited funds to go Z"shopping" around. I'm posting this in South Suburbs and Joliet. Public posts or PM is fine. Thank you.

I have not been there in a long time but I saw a review elsewhere about Jane / Kim so I'll give my 2 cents. She does a nice sports massage and is very accommodating and friendly. Never a tipping issue. All there are GILF's so you have to like that if you go.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3260035]I have not been there in a long time but I saw a review elsewhere about Jane / Kim so I'll give my 2 cents. She does a nice sports massage and is very accommodating and friendly. Never a tipping issue. All there are GILF's so you have to like that if you go.[/QUOTE]Grandmas or Gilfs? There's a difference. LOL.

Helen Mirren = GILF.

Kathy Bates = Grandma.

J / k, Dmichaels.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3260035]I have not been there in a long time but I saw a review elsewhere about Jane / Kim so I'll give my 2 cents. She does a nice sports massage and is very accommodating and friendly. Never a tipping issue. All there are GILF's so you have to like that if you go.[/QUOTE]Stopped by a few weeks ago after a long time away, and had a similar visit. Met with Lily and she remembered me, and was wondering why I hadn't been there in a while. Told her I was upset with my last visit with Micky and she said that was her, she said she knew who it was using her name and wasn't happy about it. Might head back soon, do you know if they got the TS fixed? They told me it was leaking into the business next door.

-w.

Last time I was there TS was ok but its been awhile since I was there, longer than you. I don't like Mickey either. Hopefully she won't be back there.

[QUOTE=Wenger;3262015]Stopped by a few weeks ago after a long time away, and had a similar visit. Met with Lily and she remembered me, and was wondering why I hadn't been there in a while. Told her I was upset with my last visit with Micky and she said that was her, she said she knew who it was using her name and wasn't happy about it. Might head back soon, do you know if they got the TS fixed? They told me it was leaking into the business next door.

-w.[/QUOTE]

I am happy to report that the menu here has opened up a touch. The last time I went here I was surprised by a warm handshake. Only problem was that it came from a grandma. Fml. Sorry, not sorry.

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Is that the french quarter place?

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[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3294484]Is that the french quarter place?[/QUOTE]It is the French Quarter. Probably someone mad at them for all the time shorting they did.

Didn't catch the whole name, because the truck was moving fast. At Weber and Renwick.

[QUOTE=Poogee;3300448]Didn't catch the whole name, because the truck was moving fast. At Weber and Renwick.[/QUOTE]Massage was OK, DIY is all that was offered in 2 attempts for me.

[QUOTE=Poogee;3300448]Didn't catch the whole name, because the truck was moving fast. At Weber and Renwick.[/QUOTE]Same as before the name change. Area is checked regularly by LEO since the bust years ago.

[QUOTE=GogglesPizzano;3300803]Massage was OK, DIY is all that was offered in 2 attempts for me.[/QUOTE]This might be a dumb question, but has anyone ever taken a female friend with to one of these places? I see they offer a couples room. I have a friend down in that area who gives just terrible massages, so I thought it would be fun to take her to get a massage so she can see how it's done.

Was celestial massage. New owners. New staff. Standard finish with an actual great massage. Standard rates apply.

[QUOTE=Noob2017;3304243]This might be a dumb question, but has anyone ever taken a female friend with to one of these places? I see they offer a couples room. I have a friend down in that area who gives just terrible massages, so I thought it would be fun to take her to get a massage so she can see how it's done.[/QUOTE]Took my fwb to a place in orland / tinley. Couples massage then they had a couples room with a steam shower. We had fun in there.

[QUOTE=JolietMike1969;3313107]Took my fwb to a place in orland / tinley. Couples massage then they had a couples room with a steam shower. We had fun in there.[/QUOTE]This may seem like a silly question, but did they provide a happy ending for both of you, or did you have to do it yourself? I'm a pervert who needs to know. LOL.

Stinky Out.

[QUOTE=JolietMike1969;3313106]Was celestial massage. New owners. New staff. Standard finish with an actual great massage. Standard rates apply.[/QUOTE]Is this the one by Fox's Pub?

-w.

I think it is. There is also one close to foxes and down the road I think.

[QUOTE=Wenger;3313994]Is this the one by Fox's Pub?

-w.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wenger;3313994]Is this the one by Fox's Pub?

-w.[/QUOTE]Yes that is the place. Saw 2 older and one younger. I've had the 2 older, still trying to catch the younger one.

[QUOTE=JolietMike1969;3313106]Was celestial massage. New owners. New staff. Standard finish with an actual great massage. Standard rates apply.[/QUOTE]I have been going there for the last couple weeks hoping I can build up to more than standard. There is a woman with a mole on her forehead- not sure if she is a mamasan. When I went to leave hot older girl popped out. I have seen two older girls and the young ridiculously hot girl as well. Standard but with a really good massage. Repeating gets a bit more roaming mileage. I saw the young hot girl on a Wednesday. They seem to have set work days. Was keeping quiet about this but I see others have visited now. The massage itself is worth the drive.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;3315309]I have been going there for the last couple weeks hoping I can build up to more than standard. There is a woman with a mole on her forehead- not sure if she is a mamasan. When I went to leave hot older girl popped out. I have seen two older girls and the young ridiculously hot girl as well. Standard but with a really good massage. Repeating gets a bit more roaming mileage. I saw the young hot girl on a Wednesday. They seem to have set work days. Was keeping quiet about this but I see others have visited now. The massage itself is worth the drive.[/QUOTE]I just left the place. They close at 10 pm. Got the massage from the older lady. It was a dam good Massage no finish. Could it have been because they were closing and in a rush. I'll have to try another day. I will sleep well though.

I was looking for something different and didn't connect with girls that post in Crest Hill. It was different all right! I got to my to the room around 11:12, mama said girl be right in. Nana shows up some 10 minutes later. Very pretty girl, hot Korean with nice bolt ons. Price was. 80 for the hour. She said I need to sit in the sauna while the shower water heated up. 10 15 minutes later she comes back and we go to the shower. Not much of a talker and I asked about some other girls who used to work there. TS was nice, little butt action and massage. Flip side nice attention down under. Get to the room and she disappears again. Massage started out nice enough, it could have been better and longer to get the blood flowing. 10 minutes and she said turn over. She did some light running and I rubbed her sweet ass. I asked her if she liked to have fun and I said I liked everything. She said why not and held out her hands like she was holding a plate. I said $. 40, she said $. 60. I said $. 40, but she wanted $. 60. It's been a long time since I had a hot Asian chick, so I said if she'll be my girlfriend. She smiled. I gave her the money and she started taking her cloths off. Very sexy. I kissed her kneck and shoulders a bit. Then she said NO when I asked her for some tounge. I wasn't too happy, but told her ladies first. I gave her some great DATY and she was really into it and came for me. Then she covered me up and started giving some great head. But my buddy wasn't cooperating with me, despite vitamin v.

We did some 69 and she was fucking my face. Still no boner. I had her give me a pussyslide, which felt nice. But we just didn't have that connection and she turned me off a bit. I finally called it quits and she disappears again. I started getting dressed and she came back in with a hot cloth with disinfectant on it. She said we really busy and can't walk me out. It's was now 12:15. She said see you next time. I said maybe. Momma was waiting in the hallway and said see you next time, see you soon. I asked for a water because I was thirsty. The final straw was the cap went flying off when I went to open it. It was already open! WTF, they do refills? It was not worth the time driving out there for a shit time. I'm a sucker because I caved in, $$. 40 out the window. I could have gone to Crystal for a limp dick experience and hour round trip. Needless to say, I won't repeat!

This place sucks! Last time I was there the lady wanted the tip before, I said no, she threw a fit and left. Never returned. This place is off my list for good. You tipped before and you overpaid for a lack luster performance so lesson learned.

[QUOTE=Magooski;3322112]I was looking for something different and didn't connect with girls that post in Crest Hill. It was different all right! I got to my to the room around 11:12, mama said girl be right in. Nana shows up some 10 minutes later. Very pretty girl, hot Korean with nice bolt ons. Price was. 80 for the hour. She said I need to sit in the sauna while the shower water heated up. 10 15 minutes later she comes back and we go to the shower. Not much of a talker and I asked about some other girls who used to work there. TS was nice, little butt action and massage. Flip side nice attention down under. Get to the room and she disappears again. Massage started out nice enough, it could have been better and longer to get the blood flowing. 10 minutes and she said turn over. She did some light running and I rubbed her sweet ass. I asked her if she liked to have fun and I said I liked everything. She said why not and held out her hands like she was holding a plate. I said $. 40, she said $. 60. I said $. 40, but she wanted $. 60. It's been a long time since I had a hot Asian chick, so I said if she'll be my girlfriend. She smiled. I gave her the money and she started taking her cloths off. Very sexy. I kissed her kneck and shoulders a bit. Then she said NO when I asked her for some tounge. I wasn't too happy, but told her ladies first. I gave her some great DATY and she was really into it and came for me. Then she covered me up and started giving some great head. But my buddy wasn't cooperating with me, despite vitamin v.

We did some 69 and she was fucking my face. Still no boner. I had her give me a pussyslide, which felt nice. But we just didn't have that connection and she turned me off a bit. I finally called it quits and she disappears again. I started getting dressed and she came back in with a hot cloth with disinfectant on it. She said we really busy and can't walk me out. It's was now 12:15. She said see you next time. I said maybe. Momma was waiting in the hallway and said see you next time, see you soon. I asked for a water because I was thirsty. The final straw was the cap went flying off when I went to open it. It was already open! WTF, they do refills? It was not worth the time driving out there for a shit time. I'm a sucker because I caved in, $$. 40 out the window. I could have gone to Crystal for a limp dick experience and hour round trip. Needless to say, I won't repeat![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3322452]This place sucks! Last time I was there the lady wanted the tip before, I said no, she threw a fit and left. Never returned. This place is off my list for good. You tipped before and you overpaid for a lack luster performance so lesson learned.[/QUOTE]Guess I'm just dumb as a load of bricks but, you pay 60 besides the 80 door fee and you get DATY, some dick licking and covered F / S. 69 and probably a stinky finger and that's not good enough because the little guy couldn't do his job? From the way you explained it, the girl should be pissed. 140 for a lukewarm massage and some hot pussy play is a deal in Rockford. I've been to this place and the old 7 Spa and never been let down. 7 was pricey, but you pay for what you get. If I'm wrong, please enlighten me.

Stinky Out.

[QUOTE=MrStinky;3323059]Guess I'm just dumb as a load of bricks but, you pay 60 besides the 80 door fee and you get DATY, some dick licking and covered F / S. 69 and probably a stinky finger and that's not good enough because the little guy couldn't do his job? From the way you explained it, the girl should be pissed. 140 for a lukewarm massage and some hot pussy play is a deal in Rockford. I've been to this place and the old 7 Spa and never been let down. 7 was pricey, but you pay for what you get. If I'm wrong, please enlighten me.

Stinky Out.[/QUOTE]I think it was 160 for the tip so 240 total. The same old question on the $.

-w.

[QUOTE=Magooski;3322112]I was looking for something different and didn't connect with girls that post in Crest Hill. It was different all right! I got to my to the room around 11:12, mama said girl be right in. Nana shows up some 10 minutes later. Very pretty girl, hot Korean with nice bolt ons. Price was. 80 for the hour. She said I need to sit in the sauna while the shower water heated up. 10 15 minutes later she comes back and we go to the shower. Not much of a talker and I asked about some other girls who used to work there. TS was nice, little butt action and massage. Flip side nice attention down under. Get to the room and she disappears again. Massage started out nice enough, it could have been better and longer to get the blood flowing. 10 minutes and she said turn over. She did some light running and I rubbed her sweet ass. I asked her if she liked to have fun and I said I liked everything. She said why not and held out her hands like she was holding a plate. I said $. 40, she said $. 60. I said $. 40, but she wanted $. 60. It's been a long time since I had a hot Asian chick, so I said if she'll be my girlfriend. She smiled. I gave her the money and she started taking her cloths off. Very sexy. I kissed her kneck and shoulders a bit. Then she said NO when I asked her for some tounge. I wasn't too happy, but told her ladies first. I gave her some great DATY and she was really into it and came for me. Then she covered me up and started giving some great head. But my buddy wasn't cooperating with me, despite vitamin v.

We did some 69 and she was fucking my face. Still no boner. I had her give me a pussyslide, which felt nice. But we just didn't have that connection and she turned me off a bit. I finally called it quits and she disappears again. I started getting dressed and she came back in with a hot cloth with disinfectant on it. She said we really busy and can't walk me out. It's was now 12:15. She said see you next time. I said maybe. Momma was waiting in the hallway and said see you next time, see you soon. I asked for a water because I was thirsty. The final straw was the cap went flying off when I went to open it. It was already open! WTF, they do refills? It was not worth the time driving out there for a shit time. I'm a sucker because I caved in, $$. 40 out the window. I could have gone to Crystal for a limp dick experience and hour round trip. Needless to say, I won't repeat![/QUOTE]This is exactly why I have been sticking to the Asian Apartments. 240 and you could not get into it. I pay 200 for a full hour and as soon as I step in the door the girl is all over me and I am old and slightly over weight. Plus you get to shower together, BBBJ while drying you off, and sometimes even two pops.

[QUOTE=Wenger;3323796]I think it was 160 for the tip so 240 total. The same old question on the $.

-w.[/QUOTE]160 for the tip is outrageous. 60 would be a deal. If I misread, I apologize. You're right. Need to make the tip clear.

Stinky Out.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;3315309]The massage itself is worth the drive.[/QUOTE]I visited last week & had an interesting experience. I was greeted by an older woman with poor English. I asked about the prices & she told me. I then asked who would do the massage and she said it would be fine. I said OK maybe I'll come back later. She immediately urged me to stay, walked behind the curtain and called for Mia. Mia, who is pretty & petite, asked if I wanted a massage so I asked her how much. She told me and I agreed to an hour. I paid for the massage & as we're walking to the room she says another girl would do the massage. I asked why she wouldn't do the massage & she says the other girl is just as good.

So, I say OK but get a little nervous. This hasn't happened to me before. I undress, lay on the table and after a few minutes the older lady comes in, covers me with the towel & says the girl will be in soon. After several more minutes Lola comes in and asks why I didn't want the other girl. I'm thinking what other girl? I just told her that I was happy with her. She said they woke her up from a nap. Apparently that's what took so long.

The message was OK. It was all legit aside from some occasional feather touching. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I told her just the standard finish & she offered self service. I said no thanks but would be happy if she would finish. She said it would cost extra and I told her that was fine. She asked for me to pay first & I refused. During this negotiation she looked very confused and unsure. I'm not sure if she thought I was LEO or just not going to pay. After giving me a long stare she gave me a handshake & cleaned up its a hot towel.

This was definitely one of the awkward experiences.

Clown car here too. An epidemic! LOL.

[QUOTE=ShogunMaster;3327913]I visited last week & had an interesting experience. I was greeted by an older woman with poor English. I asked about the prices & she told me. I then asked who would do the massage and she said it would be fine. I said OK maybe I'll come back later. She immediately urged me to stay, walked behind the curtain and called for Mia. Mia, who is pretty & petite, asked if I wanted a massage so I asked her how much. She told me and I agreed to an hour. I paid for the massage & as we're walking to the room she says another girl would do the massage. I asked why she wouldn't do the massage & she says the other girl is just as good.

So, I say OK but get a little nervous. This hasn't happened to me before. I undress, lay on the table and after a few minutes the older lady comes in, covers me with the towel & says the girl will be in soon. After several more minutes Lola comes in and asks why I didn't want the other girl. I'm thinking what other girl? I just told her that I was happy with her. She said they woke her up from a nap. Apparently that's what took so long.

The message was OK. It was all legit aside from some occasional feather touching. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I told her just the standard finish & she offered self service. I said no thanks but would be happy if she would finish. She said it would cost extra and I told her that was fine. She asked for me to pay first & I refused. During this negotiation she looked very confused and unsure. I'm not sure if she thought I was LEO or just not going to pay. After giving me a long stare she gave me a handshake & cleaned up its a hot towel.

This was definitely one of the awkward experiences.[/QUOTE]