McHenry / Crystal Lake (McHenry County Area)

I was in the mood so I stopped in the other day. Their ad says new mangmnt so I was hoping for a new face or two. Cocoa answered the door and let me in. She's been there a while so nothing new. She could tell I wasn't interested so in her other language she yells for the other girl. Girl is what I was looking for but what came walking out from the back was well into middle age, much like Cocoa. She didn't even make it to the front and I was shaking my head. I use my goto excuse that I had to go find an ATM and turned to leave. As she's letting me out she tells me it's now $70/ hr. I miss Blue Sky.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2247110]I was in the mood so I stopped in the other day. Their ad says new mangmnt so I was hoping for a new face or two. Cocoa answered the door and let me in. She's been there a while so nothing new. She could tell I wasn't interested so in her other language she yells for the other girl. Girl is what I was looking for but what came walking out from the back was well into middle age, much like Cocoa. She didn't even make it to the front and I was shaking my head. I use my goto excuse that I had to go find an ATM and turned to leave. As she's letting me out she tells me it's now $70/ hr. I miss Blue Sky.[/QUOTE]I don't remember the womans name. 40's, just average looking. It was my first time there. $50 for the HH. Started with a pretty good massage, but I was in a hurry so I initiated the flip. She covered me with a towel. I pointed out that that's the part I need massaged. No deal. She would not budge. I finally gave up and started getting dressed. She said "you not done" "you mad?" I said yes, I am finished. She says "what about tip?" I shook my head and headed for the door. She says "how I know you not cop?" I just left.

Lesson learned for me. I went to the place in Mchenry first. They seem to have close down like Blue Sky did in Crystal Lake. I miss both, but Blue Sky was better IMO. Has anyone had a good time at Aleda?

Saw reports for MG, and had to be out in Carpentersville for another reason, so figured why not. Took the advice and called ahead, when asked if I had been there, said yes. The Latina that has been reported is still there, but she was booked. I gout out there mid afternoon, called MS when I was close, and asked who I should see. She told me Linda, so that was my choice. Middle aged, not bad. Skipped table shower, and started right away fully uncovered with a great massage. On the flip, she was sensually working the chest, stomach, thighs, and legs, so I nudged her hand in the right direction. Oil came back out, very good handshake. I was in the mood to just sit back and enjoy, so did not really try to explore. Nice clean up, then finished with deeper work on the legs. 60 door, 40 tip, no discussion or complaint for either. I will be back!

Thanks! I am going to go there for my first time ever! I hope it works out!

[QUOTE=BackDoc;2248119]Saw reports for MG, and had to be out in Carpentersville for another reason, so figured why not. Took the advice and called ahead, when asked if I had been there, said yes. The Latina that has been reported is still there, but she was booked. I gout out there mid afternoon, called MS when I was close, and asked who I should see. She told me Linda, so that was my choice. Middle aged, not bad. Skipped table shower, and started right away fully uncovered with a great massage. On the flip, she was sensually working the chest, stomach, thighs, and legs, so I nudged her hand in the right direction. Oil came back out, very good handshake. I was in the mood to just sit back and enjoy, so did not really try to explore. Nice clean up, then finished with deeper work on the legs. 60 door, 40 tip, no discussion or complaint for either. I will be back![/QUOTE]

So I'm at an AMP over the weekend out here. It's my 3rd time with her so we're getting to know each other pretty good and I ask her if she wants a massage. She's confused but agrees. Start out with her on her stomach and soon she's giving me 2 thumbs up. Within 10 minutes I have her top up around her neck and her bottoms down around her ankles. She's liking this and I tell her to turn over. She turns and is just laying there. Her eyes are closed but mine are open. Wide Open. Because what I'm looking at is Beautiful. Her pussy is not shaved but has hair. But its not long hair. Or curly. It's very short and very straight. And shaped into a perfect triangle. With her legs close together it looks TGTBT. I'm not kidding. It's one of the most perfect Mons Venus's I've ever seen!! Bar none. It easily could be in Playboy it's that good. I don't know if it's naturally that perfect or if she has it groomed but WOW!! I munched on it and on her till I couldn't take it any more then I had her get up and lean over the end and I blasted her ass with a huge hot load. Perfect body & Perfect Mons equals Happy Monger. I'll be back.

Well, I was going to see Nancy at MG and Cville, but that got screwed up. Or put it this way, "they can take a reservation, but they can't hold a reservation".

So I headed to Bamboo to try it out. Nothing terribly special here. Couple of 40 something ladies working. Nice massage with a HE.

[QUOTE=Call Me Booger;2276861]Well, I was going to see Nancy at MG and Cville, but that got screwed up. Or put it this way, "they can take a reservation, but they can't hold a reservation".

So I headed to Bamboo to try it out. Nothing terribly special here. Couple of 40 something ladies working. Nice massage with a HE.[/QUOTE]

Unless they didn't have any girls available at MG, I woulda stuck it out there. Last time I was there, the girl I made an appt with also was unavail but was still happy with the replacement. Damn she had a rockin' body.

[QUOTE=CallMeBooger;2276861]Well, I was going to see Nancy at MG and Cville, but that got screwed up. Or put it this way, "they can take a reservation, but they can't hold a reservation".

So I headed to Bamboo to try it out. Nothing terribly special here. Couple of 40 something ladies working. Nice massage with a HE.[/QUOTE]Since I got PO'ed big time with the upsell at MG see'Ville that I got before that. I had always had good times there before and then got the pressure for more money and was happy, got dressed after the 45 minutes and headed out, offering her the few singles in my pocket which she refused.

The Bamboo trip was just as you described with a middle aged typical AMP masseuse about a 6. 5 on the scale but the rub was good, probably a 7. 5 on that scale.

They have the. 50 jaccuzzi massage for an hour and I have been tempted to give that a try to see what it's all about.

I might add that Bamboo was not that busy at about 7PM, but IIRC it was a week night. On the way out I made sure to tell them about the Addison SPA on Lake street that is charging .70 for 90 minutes. Might as well put the idea of competitive price pressure in their head.

After leaving a new girl / adventure with blue balls over the weekend, I headed out to one of my new go too's. It's the one with the perfect Mons Venus that I've talked about already. Her body is still excellent and her teasing is too but I'm not at f / s yet. I know she's leaving this week for the homeland so I needed to make some progress. We had some fun but still not a home run. Oh well. But during our fun, believe it or not, I jokingly mention that she's getting a little bushy and could use a little trim. I know, how do you say something like that and not get the shit slapped outa you. But I did and it didn't offend her and when I offer to do it for her she says Ok, next time. I'm like did she just give me the green light to shave her? So I bring it up again a couple minutes later if she meant what she said and again, she says next time. Wowza!! So here's the problem. How the hell do I do it? Do I bring a razor and some lather? Do I just trim it up or shave it smooth. Or do I bring my electric shaver and skip the mess? I have done it before with Ying from 35th St (awesome fun) but that was probably 5 yrs ago. On her I used the electric and shaved her clean then cleaned her up with a towel before I messed her up with a huge hot load but on this one I dunno what I'm going to do. Hmmm. Any ideas? I LOVE this hobby of ours!

Munch away with your teeth.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2300661]After leaving a new girl / adventure with blue balls over the weekend, I headed out to one of my new go too's. It's the one with the perfect Mons Venus that I've talked about already. Her body is still excellent and her teasing is too but I'm not at f / s yet. I know she's leaving this week for the homeland so I needed to make some progress. We had some fun but still not a home run. Oh well. But during our fun, believe it or not, I jokingly mention that she's getting a little bushy and could use a little trim. I know, how do you say something like that and not get the shit slapped outa you. But I did and it didn't offend her and when I offer to do it for her she says Ok, next time. I'm like did she just give me the green light to shave her? So I bring it up again a couple minutes later if she meant what she said and again, she says next time. Wowza!! So here's the problem. How the hell do I do it? Do I bring a razor and some lather? Do I just trim it up or shave it smooth. Or do I bring my electric shaver and skip the mess? I have done it before with Ying from 35th St (awesome fun) but that was probably 5 yrs ago. On her I used the electric and shaved her clean then cleaned her up with a towel before I messed her up with a huge hot load but on this one I dunno what I'm going to do. Hmmm. Any ideas? I LOVE this hobby of ours![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2300661]After leaving a new girl / adventure with blue balls over the weekend, I headed out to one of my new go too's. It's the one with the perfect Mons Venus that I've talked about already. Her body is still excellent and her teasing is too but I'm not at f / s yet. I know she's leaving this week for the homeland so I needed to make some progress. We had some fun but still not a home run. Oh well. But during our fun, believe it or not, I jokingly mention that she's getting a little bushy and could use a little trim. I know, how do you say something like that and not get the shit slapped outa you. But I did and it didn't offend her and when I offer to do it for her she says Ok, next time. I'm like did she just give me the green light to shave her? So I bring it up again a couple minutes later if she meant what she said and again, she says next time. Wowza!! So here's the problem. How the hell do I do it? Do I bring a razor and some lather? Do I just trim it up or shave it smooth. Or do I bring my electric shaver and skip the mess? I have done it before with Ying from 35th St (awesome fun) but that was probably 5 yrs ago. On her I used the electric and shaved her clean then cleaned her up with a towel before I messed her up with a huge hot load but on this one I dunno what I'm going to do. Hmmm. Any ideas? I LOVE this hobby of ours![/QUOTE]Have you heard of Google? LOL Rocket Dork.

Just trying to make us jealous, and he succeeded!

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2300890]Have you heard of Google? LOL Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2300661]After leaving a new girl / adventure with blue balls over the weekend, I headed out to one of my new go too's. It's the one with the perfect Mons Venus that I've talked about already. Her body is still excellent and her teasing is too but I'm not at f / s yet. I know she's leaving this week for the homeland so I needed to make some progress. We had some fun but still not a home run. Oh well. But during our fun, believe it or not, I jokingly mention that she's getting a little bushy and could use a little trim. I know, how do you say something like that and not get the shit slapped outa you. But I did and it didn't offend her and when I offer to do it for her she says Ok, next time. I'm like did she just give me the green light to shave her? So I bring it up again a couple minutes later if she meant what she said and again, she says next time. Wowza!! So here's the problem. How the hell do I do it? Do I bring a razor and some lather? Do I just trim it up or shave it smooth. Or do I bring my electric shaver and skip the mess? I have done it before with Ying from 35th St (awesome fun) but that was probably 5 yrs ago. On her I used the electric and shaved her clean then cleaned her up with a towel before I messed her up with a huge hot load but on this one I dunno what I'm going to do. Hmmm. Any ideas? I LOVE this hobby of ours![/QUOTE]HF, I like her Bush, reminds me of high school. You know, a hair around the Bush is a natural lubricant. My SO had hers lasered a years ago. That is the best. I just don't like stubble down there.

It was a rare time I was out in Crystal Lake so I thought I would try something new. I went to Aleda and it was closed. So then I hop back on here to find some other place. I saw good reports for MG so I went there. This was my first time here. Very nice entrance and girl behind the counter was cute. 60 at door which seems good. Table shower was ok and she did clean the boys nicely. Back in the room the massage was fairly good. She did some great long strokes on my back that I needed. Also lots of attention to my ass and legs. On the flip she is rubbing my chest and grabs my stuff. Since I didn't have a condom only HE was offered. How come nobody here said BYOC (bring your own condom) to this place? Was it me or do you guys always have one on you?

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2306810]It was a rare time I was out in Crystal Lake so I thought I would try something new. I went to Aleda and it was closed. So then I hop back on here to find some other place. I saw good reports for MG so I went there. This was my first time here. Very nice entrance and girl behind the counter was cute. 60 at door which seems good. Table shower was ok and she did clean the boys nicely. Back in the room the massage was fairly good. She did some great long strokes on my back that I needed. Also lots of attention to my ass and legs. On the flip she is rubbing my chest and grabs my stuff. Since I didn't have a condom only HE was offered. How come nobody here said BYOC (bring your own condom) to this place? Was it me or do you guys always have one on you?[/QUOTE]Mg. Hmm mg. I'm stumped I think.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2306810]It was a rare time I was out in Crystal Lake so I thought I would try something new. I went to Aleda and it was closed. So then I hop back on here to find some other place. I saw good reports for MG so I went there. This was my first time here. Very nice entrance and girl behind the counter was cute. 60 at door which seems good. Table shower was ok and she did clean the boys nicely. Back in the room the massage was fairly good. She did some great long strokes on my back that I needed. Also lots of attention to my ass and legs. On the flip she is rubbing my chest and grabs my stuff. Since I didn't have a condom only HE was offered. How come nobody here said BYOC (bring your own condom) to this place? Was it me or do you guys always have one on you?[/QUOTE]I always bring since the "Saran Wrap" incident a couple years ago at Lux. It was the creepiest thing. Can't believe I tried it.

Better yet, when you arrive at the place put two or three hats on the table. EVERY time I do that, the girl looks at me, I smile and say "I am an optimist". Breaks the ice, for sure. Went to a place one time and only used one hat. The girl asked to keep the other one! So I figure one more guy got lucky that day. Bob.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2307288]I always bring since the "Saran Wrap" incident a couple years ago at Lux. It was the creepiest thing. Can't believe I tried it.

Better yet, when you arrive at the place put two or three hats on the table. EVERY time I do that, the girl looks at me, I smile and say "I am an optimist". Breaks the ice, for sure. Went to a place one time and only used one hat. The girl asked to keep the other one! So I figure one more guy got lucky that day. Bob.[/QUOTE]I thought the owners of this place were busted on 12-11?

[QUOTE=Bob521;2307288]I always bring since the "Saran Wrap" incident a couple years ago at Lux. It was the creepiest thing. Can't believe I tried it.

Better yet, when you arrive at the place put two or three hats on the table. EVERY time I do that, the girl looks at me, I smile and say "I am an optimist". Breaks the ice, for sure. Went to a place one time and only used one hat. The girl asked to keep the other one! So I figure one more guy got lucky that day. Bob.[/QUOTE]You mean actual saran wrap like plastic wrap? I figured they would have these things as most other places do.

I never heard they were busted but I don't pay attention to this area that much. Things seemed slow there.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2308020]You mean actual saran wrap like plastic wrap? I figured they would have these things as most other places do.

I never heard they were busted but I don't pay attention to this area that much. Things seemed slow there.[/QUOTE]I don't go there much. Never heard it was busted.

But two years ago they had a Japanese woman. She offered BJ but insisted on actual saran wrap. It was not very good.

The point is they do not stock "supplies" since it could be evidence. So, if you think you might need supplies you must bring your own. Bob.

Yesterday I checked out an AMP close to home. I saw they had a new ad up that mentioned new management. So in I go. Nice enough woman greets me. She can barely speak any English but I don't care because she's shoving her tits right into my arm and elbow right at the front desk. That's a good sign so I hand over 40 for a half. I ask to use the bathroom. I get done in there to find that she's in a room with the door closed so I show myself to another room and get ready. 10,20, 30,45 minutes go by before I hear the other door finally open. I hear her dash to the bathroom where I hear a quick flush. No problem we all know what she's doing. She finishes up with him and out he goes. Soon she's in my room. By this time I put my clothes back on because I had to be somewhere. She sees that I'm ready to leave but wants me to stay. I can't and start heading for the door but she grabs me there and says stay. I motion to her as I rub her box and she's not pushing back. So I reach under her top and unsnap her bra. She's ok with it so I reach for her waistband and pull her pants down. No problem. Turn her around, bend her over the table and drop my pants. Fuck her doggie. Nice quickie! She cleans up and so do I. I leave her a tip and I'm out of there. I'll be back. Serious seniors can pm.

LOL There used to a Korean who worked out of a hotel in Campaign that used saran wrap for BJ, she said it was cheaper! It was an unusual experience to say the least!

Not sure if it has been posted, but MG in Carpentersville is closing. Girl told me at the end of the massage, using that language app I've seen written about around here. She said the landlord would not renew their lease. Not sure when exactly they are closing, she didn't know, but it could be tomorrow. Had some great times there, still have "Nancy" as an utr go to. That alone made that place amazing.

[QUOTE=WhiteSoxTom;2314349]Not sure if it has been posted, but MG in Carpentersville is closing. Girl told me at the end of the massage, using that language app I've seen written about around here. She said the landlord would not renew their lease. Not sure when exactly they are closing, she didn't know, but it could be tomorrow. Had some great times there, still have "Nancy" as an utr go to. That alone made that place amazing.[/QUOTE]Maybe that is why the girl I saw asked if I had been to their Geneva location. She said it was nice there and I should try it. I am not sure of the name though.

Who is Nancy?

PM me for information on Geneva.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2322501]Maybe that is why the girl I saw asked if I had been to their Geneva location. She said it was nice there and I should try it. I am not sure of the name though.

Who is Nancy?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2322518]PM me for information on Geneva.[/QUOTE]Pm sent thanks.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2322518]PM me for information on Geneva.[/QUOTE]They also have a place in Belvidere.

I've been here 3 X in the last week during the day and all 3 X LE has been parked in the lot in full view of the front door when I came out. I'm letting this place cool down.

[QUOTE=Roscoe23;2322758]They also have a place in Belvidere.[/QUOTE]Ehat place in Belvidere? Royal and Happy Feet are the only AMP's in Belvidere.

[QUOTE=MrStinky;2334148]Ehat place in Belvidere? Royal and Happy Feet are the only AMP's in Belvidere.[/QUOTE]Royal it is.

Anyone ever try this Holly? She always posts on CL for massage, and I see outcall is offered once and a while.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/biz/4858574773.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=WhiteSoxTom;2344792]Anyone ever try this Holly? She always posts on CL for massage, and I see outcall is offered once and a while.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/biz/4858574773.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen her a few X. She's doing this from one of the 3 condos she owns. Usually its night when I go. Outcall has not been an option. She said she came here from Vegas and also works at a Spa in Addison off Lake. Minimal massage skills but is very good at prolonging the flip till the 55th min when she asks if I want to extend the session 30 more minutes for yep, 30 more dollars. First time I said ok and managed a HJ for $50 more at the end. Second time was funner but more money. Way more! 3rd time was self service for 60 + 50. Last time (and I do mean last) nothing at all so I threw out the white flag at the 80 min mark. Total hustler (5 yrs of practice in Vegas), and good at it. After 4 visits she still wouldn't even lower her top. The selfie of her in the bathroom is recent. She texted a couple of other sexy pics as bait which worked on me. When will I learn? YMMV but I would spend your hard earned somewhere else.

Wow, thanks Headfirst. Why was it self serve on the third try after she already knew you were OK? Just wondering. She sounds like a flake.

[QUOTE=WhiteSoxTom;2345728]Wow, thanks Headfirst. Why was it self serve on the third try after she already knew you were OK? Just wondering. She sounds like a flake.[/QUOTE]3rd time she was on her period which she verified. Ok no problem, it happens. But she still hustled me because she didn't tell me until the end. I took care of myself and shot it on her neck and chest while she kept her low cut top on.

I waited a week and set up another appt. She shows up late (to her own place) and was in a different mood right from the get go but she's a good tease and I'm hoping for fun. We get to overtime and she gives me some bs excuse about why she can't play and I lose all interest. Paid the house but no tip. I leave and hop in my car. Immediately I see headlights and am escorted out to the highway by the security team. Win some. Lose some.

After reading a review on Aleda I decided to take a trip there. I guess I was feeling bold so I told them this was my first time there. Mistake #1 but it was my first time there. I asked for a table shower but they don't have one, bummer. I don't know why but I thought they had one here. I get on the massage table and she covers me up with a towel. After a while I tell her I am hot and she says the towel stays on. Mistake #2 I should have thrown it off and said I don't want it. During the massage I could have rubbed her leg or something but for the most part she kept her distance. On the flip I did not have the chance to make any moves or show I was not LE. Mistake #3 I should have taken the towel off here. I blame myself but there were no signs anything would happen. Also the MT was a little older and I was not really into her so that did not motivate me at all.

I guess I am used to other places where it has been easy for me. I need to work on my game! Has anyone had luck here?

So I drove to my stand by Yun and it was packed. I sat in my car and could see it was busy so I left. It was a bad night.

That is weird. . The older lady at aleda was fairly bold when I drew her.

Maybe it was the initial fight over the towel that set her on edge. Who knows. Maybe just a little too bold.

A good technique to appear interested and non threatening is this. Lay down towel free, and if they put one on let it go.

Then just enjoy the ride until she starts getting near the target area.

Make noise or even better touch the shin if your hands are hanging down, and stroke when she is near the landing zone and relax when she goes away from it.

On the flip, at a new place, put your arms angled out far enough that your hand is behind her and rub her leg or lower back as she works the legs or chest, working towards the ass if she starts to work towards the target.

If they take the hands away, it is going to be a no go no matter what. I don't even bother worrying about trying anything else.

Another good indicator to send out would be this- spend 5 bucks on a pack of covers. Take all 3 of them and put them in the center of your cash. When you pull out the money to pay for the massage, unfold it and count it out with the 3 buddies clearly visible, or keep them on top of your cash, pull all of it out, then pluck the covers out and slip them in you pocket with a grin at her and then count out the cash.

Good luck, and happy hunting!

I sit up and wait for them to come in and I hand them the towel. That makes them decide right away. Have not had one cover me with the towel yet. This was a tip from a senior senior (LOL) on this board. Thank you very much.

I was there once a long time ago and I had luck.

But that was before the lady I knew left to go elsewhere.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2351415]After reading a review on Aleda I decided to take a trip there. I guess I was feeling bold so I told them this was my first time there. Mistake #1 but it was my first time there. I asked for a table shower but they don't have one, bummer. I don't know why but I thought they had one here. I get on the massage table and she covers me up with a towel. After a while I tell her I am hot and she says the towel stays on. Mistake #2 I should have thrown it off and said I don't want it. During the massage I could have rubbed her leg or something but for the most part she kept her distance. On the flip I did not have the chance to make any moves or show I was not LE. Mistake #3 I should have taken the towel off here. I blame myself but there were no signs anything would happen. Also the MT was a little older and I was not really into her so that did not motivate me at all.

I guess I am used to other places where it has been easy for me. I need to work on my game! Has anyone had luck here?

So I drove to my stand by Yun and it was packed. I sat in my car and could see it was busy so I left. It was a bad night.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2351415]After reading a review on Aleda I decided to take a trip there. I guess I was feeling bold so I told them this was my first time there. Mistake #1 but it was my first time there. I asked for a table shower but they don't have one, bummer. I don't know why but I thought they had one here. I get on the massage table and she covers me up with a towel. After a while I tell her I am hot and she says the towel stays on. Mistake #2 I should have thrown it off and said I don't want it. During the massage I could have rubbed her leg or something but for the most part she kept her distance. On the flip I did not have the chance to make any moves or show I was not LE. Mistake #3 I should have taken the towel off here. I blame myself but there were no signs anything would happen. Also the MT was a little older and I was not really into her so that did not motivate me at all.

I guess I am used to other places where it has been easy for me. I need to work on my game! Has anyone had luck here?

So I drove to my stand by Yun and it was packed. I sat in my car and could see it was busy so I left. It was a bad night.[/QUOTE]I was there a couple months back and had the same experience. Sounds like the same woman. I went for an early flip. I took the towel off and she put it back on. I pointed to little Shzitzx and she said no. She said how I know you not a cop? I tried to convince her to no avail. I got dressed and left. She said you still have time. I said no. She said you mad? I said yes. Pretty sure I didn't tip her. I thought I reported this here. Sorry you wasted time and money as I did.

Thanks for the replies on Aleda. I know I was partially to blame since I made so many mistakes. I don't think I will go back here just because I do like the table showers at other places.

Anybody have any info about the place in crystal lake on Virginia just west of mchenry rd. I have past by it a lot but have never stopped in. I think it's some what new and may be called Chinese massage. Thanks.