OK, my friend admits he's brought SW's home a few times. (He isn't going to name names about who has been to his house.) He's too cheap to pay for a hotel, he dislikes the rush job that usually happens in the girls' motel rooms, apartments, or houses, and he is uncomfortable when other people are there. Especially when it's dudes. As stated in a post last year, he likes it when he can take his time with a girl.
Now, the first thought you might have is that well, if he wants that, he should just pay for 30-60 minutes with a BP girl. Keep in mind how often he goes out. Spending BP kind of $ so often just isn't possible.
Anyway, unless you have a girl's digits and call ahead to ensure she'll be available, you probably won't know whether you'll be bringing a girl home that night. If you bring one home, here are some tips:
1. If you know ahead of time, lock up or adequately hide all your good stuff that's easily portable. This includes wallets, cash, checkbooks, handguns, cell phones, laptops, jewelry, keys, gold bricks, etc.
2. If you don't know ahead of time, as soon as the girl walks in, she'll likely want to use the bathroom or take a bath. While she's in there, refer to tip #1. Don't leave the shit in the pocket of the pants that you're going to drop on the floor on the way to the bed if she's staying overnight. That's the first place she'll look.
3. If the girl takes an extraordinary amount of time in another room, check on her to see what the hell she's doing. Don't be bashful. She's in your home, and you don't know her well enough to leave her unsupervised long. You don't have to be rude about it, but pop your head in and ask if she needs anything, or simply ask what she's doing.
4. If she's staying the night, be a light sleeper so the shit you didn't think to hide won't be gone along with her in the morning. If you're a heavy sleeper, you may want to seriously consider abandoning any ideas of keeping a girl overnight. Have your fun, and then take her where she needs to go.
5. If the girl is a crackhead, my friend recommends you don't submit to the urge to bring her home at all. She may seem sweet and trustworthy, but that addiction will drive even the nicest person to rob you blind. She may feel bad about it, but she still may do it. No, he hasn't been robbed, but he does know what crack does to people.
6. Don't pay a ridiculous amount for her to stay. My friend will give them meals, drinks, a bath, lets them wash clothes, relax, or whatever. The girl won't necessarily think that should cut into what she thinks you should pay her, but he stays pretty firm about not paying much. He can be a cheap bastard, but he expects frequent flyer discounts with girls he sees often.
