Massage Parlor Reports

Longtime reader, first time poster here.

Bamboo Massage.

40 for an hour body massage. The girl was young, mid 20's, extremely cute and petite. She was wearing extremely short shorts, really showing off her legs. The massage was above average. With about 10 minutes left she offered a HE (pointing at my crotch and saying "here? I was horny so I coughed up an extra 60. She let me squeeze her ass as she tugged me off, nothing else though. She was cute and giggly which was nice, but the overall experience was nothing special.

Healing Hands Massage.

805-XXX-4760.

This place just opened up a month or two ago. 40 for the hour. The girl (I didn't get her name) led me to a room with doors, not curtains. I thought for sure this was a good sign that extras could be had. Not the case. The girl was mid 30's, about 5 foot 8, wearing tight black yoga pants and had a killer ass. Her massage was excellent, one of the most relaxing and efficient body massages I have had. No extras offered, which was a shame. Still I tipped her 10 for one heck of a massage.

[QUOTE=JakeTcMate;2658293] I was horny so I coughed up an extra 60. She let me squeeze her ass as she tugged me off, nothing else though. She was cute and giggly which was nice, but the overall experience was nothing special.
[/QUOTE]This is the worst thing you can do, . 6 for a tug is way too much no matter how hot she was. Paying. 6 is going to inflate the cost of everything everywhere in the area. Now she's going to expect that from you every time and since she gets it from you she's going to want it from everyone else also. Learn to negotiate in a way it doesn't come across rude and you will be able to get alot more for alot less.

[QUOTE=MpLover21;2665151]This is the worst thing you can do, . 6 for a tug is way too much no matter how hot she was. Paying. 6 is going to inflate the cost of everything everywhere in the area. Now she's going to expect that from you every time and since she gets it from you she's going to want it from everyone else also. Learn to negotiate in a way it doesn't come across rude and you will be able to get alot more for alot less.[/QUOTE]Everyone knows HEings cost 40 bucks. These girls are awesome readers of human behavior. She saw weakness and more profit so she pounced on the opportunity.

So om Monday visited newish spot on TOB on same side of street and by Napa. Standard hr rate, had "flower name" masseuse, late 30's and was surprised by HE along with other playing. I tipped $. 4 and left happy. She only works Saturday & Mondays.

She was nervous about word getting out, so use discretion.

Kelly.

[QUOTE=Kellynscal;2681169]I tipped $. 4 and left happy.[/QUOTE]You tipped $. 4 for HE? That's $ too much.

[QUOTE=Kellynscal;2681169]So om Monday visited newish spot on TOB on same side of street and by Napa. Standard hr rate, had "flower name" masseuse, late 30's and was surprised by HE along with other playing. I tipped $. 4 and left happy. She only works Saturday & Mondays.

She was nervous about word getting out, so use discretion.

Kelly.[/QUOTE]Where is this place? DM me if you don't want to post all the info thanks. I'll share some info in return.

[QUOTE=MpLover21;2682627]Where is this place? DM me if you don't want to post all the info thanks. I'll share some info in return.[/QUOTE]Look for NAPA auto parts on TO Blvd in TB, same side of street, just before. HH in the name.

Hope that helps, could not find a way to DM you.

Kelly.

[QUOTE=Kellynscal;2684454]Look for NAPA auto parts on TO Blvd in TB, same side of street, just before. HH in the name.

Hope that helps, could not find a way to DM you.

Kelly.[/QUOTE]I sent you a DM.

Stopped by late Sunday afternoon and got Yoyo. Her massage sucked, her breath smelled like farts and to top it off, I think she gave me the flu. I've been sick ever since.

I've always gotten excellent quality massages there in the past, but I'm really disappointed about this last visit.

Thought I'd try this fairly new mp last week on the TOB trail as MPlover mentioned earlier, typical parlor with standard. 4 hour rate, great massage with anna but thought on the turn I would touch slighty to see if she will respond kindly but was given that look like "I know you like my butt but I'm a church going girl", anyway she was understanding and not offended but I don't think a retry would not be beneficial getting extras but only for a legit massage.

Baba.

I may have missed any earlier reports on this place. If so, sorry if I am repeating. Tried this little hidden place on L. A. Ave. In Simi across the street from US Bank, and sort of behind the Taco Bell. The worst excuse for a massage ever. Tons of oil and nothing but sliding hands up and down the back. No real massage. Mhhh. On the flip I had to point to the objective for her to even take off the towel she kept replacing. She immediately showed four fingers and proceeded to go to work with her hands. Average at best. I asked about using her mouth and she quoted $80 (I decline to use the code everybody uses on here) and made it clear that it was payable right then and there. I declined. She finished with a desultry HE. And NO touching unless I wanted to pay $90 ! Again I declined. I certainly won't go back. Mechanical and not very talented.

[QUOTE=CheckinOut;2746499]I may have missed any earlier reports on this place. If so, sorry if I am repeating. Tried this little hidden place on L. A. Ave. In Simi across the street from US Bank, and sort of behind the Taco Bell. The worst excuse for a massage ever. Tons of oil and nothing but sliding hands up and down the back. No real massage. Mhhh. On the flip I had to point to the objective for her to even take off the towel she kept replacing. She immediately showed four fingers and proceeded to go to work with her hands. Average at best. I asked about using her mouth and she quoted $80 (I decline to use the code everybody uses on here) and made it clear that it was payable right then and there. I declined. She finished with a desultry HE. And NO touching unless I wanted to pay $90 ! Again I declined. I certainly won't go back. Mechanical and not very talented.[/QUOTE]That place is Empress Spa on E. Los Angeles Ave #see right next to a dentist office and the sub contractor sandwich shop. Usually it is Coco that works there. The place used to be called Imperial Day Spa. Years ago it was a reliable FS location.

[QUOTE=BabaGanoush;2728686]Thought I'd try this fairly new mp last week on the TOB trail as MPlover mentioned earlier, typical parlor with standard. 4 hour rate, great massage with anna but thought on the turn I would touch slighty to see if she will respond kindly but was given that look like "I know you like my butt but I'm a church going girl", anyway she was understanding and not offended but I don't think a retry would not be beneficial getting extras but only for a legit massage.

Baba.[/QUOTE]Ask for Rose next time, she may only work a few days a week.

Kelly.

I've had some great massages with HE in Simi Valley, but am wondering how female the masseuses are. I have no problem with TGs, but that just doesn't excite me like women do. A couple of times now, when I ask for 69, the masseuse forgets her English and gives off strange vibrations. I've also felt a couple of Maxipad-type bullet-proof panties that make me wonder who's making me. Does anyone have experience with this? Is there a way to question, without offending anyone?

[URL]http://ventura.backpage.com/BodyRubs/you-best-heaven-heavenlatinas-805-663-9651/57965203[/URL]

Have made two visits. Quiet spot, clean, low volume.

Nice looking therapists, 7's and 8's on both visits. Rotating squad.

Per the BP posting, $40 for 30 minutes, massage is a 5.

Its an open menu and worth the visit. Reasonable rates apply.

Worth a visit if you're in the area.

[QUOTE=NudeBroker;2765060]I've had some great massages with HE in Simi Valley, but am wondering how female the masseuses are. I have no problem with TGs, but that just doesn't excite me like women do. A couple of times now, when I ask for 69, the masseuse forgets her English and gives off strange vibrations. I've also felt a couple of Maxipad-type bullet-proof panties that make me wonder who's making me. Does anyone have experience with this? Is there a way to question, without offending anyone?[/QUOTE]I have visited many MPs in Simi and have never, not once, encountered anything of the sort. I suppose the old adage "YMMV" could apply, but even the question took me aback.

[QUOTE=NudeBroker;2765060]I've had some great massages with HE in Simi Valley, but am wondering how female the masseuses are. I have no problem with TGs, but that just doesn't excite me like women do. A couple of times now, when I ask for 69, the masseuse forgets her English and gives off strange vibrations. I've also felt a couple of Maxipad-type bullet-proof panties that make me wonder who's making me. Does anyone have experience with this? Is there a way to question, without offending anyone?[/QUOTE]There are none, zero, no TG providers working at any AMPs anywhere in Simi. There are a few in the SFV and they are not wearing maxipad-type bullet proof panties. LOL. 69 with them should be no problem. Have fun NudeBroker!

If anyone is interested, Anna at the place on Johnson close to the freeway does a really good deep elbow massage. Didn't get any extras, but didn't try for any either. Just a real good massage.

[QUOTE=Libertine2;2779358]There are none, zero, no TG providers working at any AMPs anywhere in Simi. There are a few in the SFV and they are not wearing maxipad-type bullet proof panties. LOL. 69 with them should be no problem. Have fun NudeBroker![/QUOTE]I appreciate the encouragement, but twice I've asked for 69 and two very pretty girls (and great Thai masseuses) suddenly forgot their English. The first one kept repeating "same" while pointing to my crotch and the other barely got out, "Not today. " I really don't want to offend them, but 69 is my goal here, but with the female version.

Do you have a favorite masseuse or area in Simi?

[QUOTE=Libertine2;2388340]A brand new AMP in West Simi Valley just opened last week. Simi Thai Spa 1494 A-2 Madera Road Simi Valley 805-558-3278 next to Golden Tiger Chinese restaurant. 6 very pretty and young Thai girls are working there. Jenny, Pam, Chris, Grace, Nadia, Apple. $45 for one hour special grand opening. Jenny at front desk tells you which girls are working that day. Always 4 girls are there.[/QUOTE]Maybe I'm not their type, but when I ask for 69, two girls who knew me well suddenly couldn't understand English. Can anyone here confirm that these are girls?

Thanks,

Nudebroker.

They aren't lady boy's. The just don't provide anything more than HE.

It's the house rules. I have grabbed pretty much everyone there over their clothes and have never felt a dick.

[QUOTE=NudeBroker;2816042]Maybe I'm not their type, but when I ask for 69, two girls who knew me well suddenly couldn't understand English. Can anyone here confirm that these are girls?

Thanks,

Nudebroker.[/QUOTE]

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I visited the Thai place recently. Very nice decor and tables inside, better than most. Better than average looks for most of the staff, but I didn't get to choose.

Mostly legit, no touching allowed, but some basic fun to be had. Might visit a few more times to find a more friendly lady.

Pam gives a great massage, along with the Thai stretches. Tell her you're a friend of the morning guy in the suits.

Has anyone tried the place across from the Victorian Rose near Main and Kalorama? Was it any good?

You crack me up! Keep up the good work!

Been extra cautious sing the stings lately. Went by Ruby's looks to be closed. Then went to the Thai place and found some release. Would like any info on local providers since mine is MIA. PM me.

Well looks like another ones bites the dust, 2541 main st in ventura is no longer open and seems to never be coming back. Its completely empty, I've seen it change owners and names but this time it looks like its not coming back. Kind of sucks because I use to see one of the ladies there and she always took good care of me but over the last few years she was starting to put on alot of weight, which isn't an issue for me but it started to effect her performance and mine because she was getting lazy and Jr wasnt amused. To bad it was a fun time while it lasted. Lets get the thread going again, stay safe fellas happy hunting.

Anyone been to those MP / MT on ventura rd, like magic thera?

Yes, its a full menu.

[QUOTE=DeerDance2014;2973802]Anyone been to those MP / MT on ventura rd, like magic thera?[/QUOTE]

Went there on Sunday, got FS for 80 by Jackie. She kinda a chunky so be really horny.

Majestic massage center on Tapo St by McDonalds got raided tonight. Be careful.

Wouldn't surprise me. I think by my last count there are 5 just in that one center.

[QUOTE=SimiGuy;3074850]Majestic massage center on Tapo St by McDonalds got raided tonight. Be careful.[/QUOTE]

Went to the old the tea house for a sure shot but nobody was home. Rang the back doorbell, no answer, so I went in the front. Was in the lobby for a good 5 minutes but no answer. I went around back to get in my car and there was a new car parked in the first space in the back that wasn't there before. Strange. Then I went to H and are block but she was busy. Then I tried the Dr's office by the hospital and a cutie dressed in workout pants answered after a long wait and told me to come back in 30. At that point I gave up, went home and made a deposit into the bank of kleenex. If anyone wants to trade intel let me know.

So I've been here a few times and seen a few different ladies. By far the best is JoJo. The typical. 4 gets you in the room, don't even bother laying facedown with her. She comes in and gets straight to work, and if she likes you, BBFS with CIP. Not a bad way to spend $. 4 imo.

[QUOTE=Trolling805;3126288]So I've been here a few times and seen a few different ladies. By far the best is JoJo. The typical. 4 gets you in the room, don't even bother laying facedown with her. She comes in and gets straight to work, and if she likes you, BBFS with CIP. Not a bad way to spend $. 4 imo.[/QUOTE]Description? How old, thin, fat? I assume Asian. Does she BBBJ? CIM?

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;3128443]Description? How old, thin, fat? I assume Asian. Does she BBBJ? CIM?[/QUOTE]Sounds TGTBT. Ventura has been low key as of late. Am I missing something?

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;3128443]Description? How old, thin, fat? I assume Asian. Does she BBBJ? CIM?[/QUOTE]Asian, thin build probably late 20's or early 30's. Didn't go for a BJ, just bbfscip.

[QUOTE=SpurtDaddy;3128982]Sounds TGTBT. Ventura has been low key as of late. Am I missing something?[/QUOTE]It can be hit or miss. I went to Thai massage a few weeks ago, it was HJ only. Went back to A+ and saw another lady but she wasn't BBFS friendly. Then again, it was the first time I've seen her so maybe with a little repeat business, we'll see. I've seen jojo twice, 2nd time I got bbfscip.

[QUOTE=Trolling805;3160721]It can be hit or miss. I went to Thai massage a few weeks ago, it was HJ only. Went back to A+ and saw another lady but she wasn't BBFS friendly. Then again, it was the first time I've seen her so maybe with a little repeat business, we'll see. I've seen jojo twice, 2nd time I got bbfscip.[/QUOTE]What days does she work?