At first, I was like, what?
[QUOTE=Thirsty247;7111061]I am not by any means knocking what anyone is into but is this Katmia that you are referring to?
[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/coral-springs-relaxing-massage/7798724390.html[/URL]
[URL]https://www.tsescorts.com/florida/fort-lauderdale/shemale-escorts/954-478-5908[/URL][/QUOTE]I clicked on the first link and I was like, what is this dude talking about? Then I clicked on the second link and I was like, oh, okay, now I get it!
Yeah, figured it out immediately!
[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;7111461]I clicked on the first link and I was like, what is this dude talking about? Then I clicked on the second link and I was like, oh, okay, now I get it![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JayNissan;7112285]Look what the ad says carefully "Hi, I'm a transgender who had surgery".[/QUOTE]I'm aware, hence the last part of my post "okay, now I get it" once I'd clicked on the second link!
"false advertiser" and "liar"?
[QUOTE=PbgMonger;7114070]We have another false advertiser up the road in West Palm named Nixie (post op) as well and at least more in Palm Beach who's advertising rubs as a undisclosed pre-op.
I don't have a problem with TS people but do have a problem with liars if they don't disclose it.[/QUOTE]Not sure why you are calling her a "false advertiser" and "liar", she lists "Hi, I'm a transgender who had surgery. " in her ad headline DUH. If someone is too stupid to read, that is on them. Her CL ad is for a massage so why would she need to list that she was post-op TG? Not everyone advertising on CL is in the hobby. In fact, most are legit masseuses.
Appreciate the straightforwardness
[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/hallandale-body-rub/7814322705.html[/URL]
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Fort Lauderdale disappointments
I was loaded and ready to go but came out disappointed. Quick recap:
Vera.
[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-outcall-massage-in-palm/7817942064.html[/URL]
Older (late 40's early 50's) Ukrainian or Russian. Can't tell them apart. Decent body, dressed in heavy professional massage outfit indicating that it's not coming off. She advertised 120 which would include HJ. I didn't find her attractive so I didn't even try to negotiate. Told her she's not young enough for me (she did text me a vintage photo in which she was doable) and she got upset and threw me out. Older motel like building in rundown area of Victoria Park. Oh well, to the next one.
Daria.
[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-professional-massage/7818171463.html[/URL]
This girl is hot but with a major attitude. Hotter than the photos but got the impression that she really doesn't like this job. Also had a weird burn on her upper lip, either some disease or maybe sucking too much. First parking is a ***** as she works out of a high end rental condo on Fed close to Oakland. Asked for 150 for just the massage plus 100 for HE. Eyes almost popped out of my head, who pays that. I countered with 150 with HE and if she got naked. Said no but offered to shower together for 400. At this point I started to look around the condo for the hidden cam because I was sure I was on Candid Camera. Was expecting for Alan Font to jump out of the closet. But he wasn't there and she threw me out. On to the next one.
Kinsey.
Link is gone.
Been trying to see her for some time. Not the girl in the pic but young and hot I'd say early 30's. Fit and tight and very polite and pleasant. Also Russian / Ukrainian but without the attitude. She also had the 🐓 burn on her upper lip. We got past the pleasantries (150 for standard massage) quickly and down to business. Asked for extra 100 for HE. I countered with 0 and was quickly accepted. Asked her to get naked and allowed me to massage her. She offered this for extra 150. I countered with 0 and was reluctantly accepted. I was encouraged by this interaction and it gave me hope that the war in Ukraine will come to an end through peaceful negotiations. These people are flexible and ready to work to come to an agreement. But then our negotiations hit a snag as she declared that panties must stay on or more money. And that's when I knew that the war in Ukraine will likely continue for a long time. I left but she was very nice about it. I would definitely recommend her.
Finally out of desperation I hit one of the massage places on Oakland Park close to Dixie. Ran into the babe with the photo below. Suffices to say she looked nothing like the photo, older heavier no make you probably mid 40's. She offered 200 for the HR all inclusive but after my running in with the Ukrainian beauties there was no way this would work out. Told her I'm looking for younger and thinner, she wasn't too happy with my comment and was about to say something but bit her tongue and said do you want to meet my friend she's nice and thin. So she parades in this GIDWF who is not bad looking I'd say 50's and good shape, looked ready for action but no way was I going to drop two bills on such talent. I didn't even negotiate just informed them I wasn't staying and at this point the "youngster" unloaded on me for my earlier comment saying she didn't catfish me and that she's not fat, etc. So I got the hell out of Dodge. No happy ending to this story (poon intended).
