Horrendous experience at 1112
After an AMP hiatus I decided to head out to 1112 Sansom on sunday nite. When arriving only 1 girl was available so I sat in the room and waited. Some 40 year old amazon thing came walking in. I had no interest in her but was tired so I said fine.
I handed her the hundy and asked for a massage, HJ and no shower. She comes in and proceeds to give the worst massage I ever had. I then tell her to rub my kids and butt, and she proceeds to give the least sensual rub I've ever received. On top of the awful massage, her attitude sucked and she acted as if she was half-retarded, making weird noises, she sounded like a wounded bird. She also spoke no english whatsoever and refused to even take her bra off! She then proceeded to give the most pathetic handjob I've EVER gotten.
I was so annoyed by being in the presence of this creature, I told her to get off me, got dressed and walked the hell out. Her name was 'Coo Coo' or some garbage like that. Very fitting, she sucks and Ill never ever go back there again. I've never had an exp this bad at an AMP before. Are there ANY AMPs left in Philly with average sized woman with huge breasts (real or fake)and/or big bubble butts? Please let me know if either exists anymore.
Is it all AMPs in Philly? Dammit.
It seems like it's only AMP's in Philly (except the RMP's which have been soundly discredited, thankfully, here) Which I've never been comfortable with.
Any alternatives of choice? Thanks
Legalized AMPs in the Future?
Sex-based massage law rubs Clarke wrong way
By CHRIS BRENNAN
Philadelphia Daily News
[email]brennac@phillynews.com[/email] 215-854-5973
A little-known city law says that every time a masseuse gives a member of the opposite sex a professional rubdown, it could have an unhappy legal ending.
City Councilman Darrell Clarke yesterday moved to lift an almost four-decades-old legal ban on men massaging women and women massaging men.
Clarke asked Council's Committee on Licenses and Inspections to amend the law, which has been in effect but apparently not enforced since the early 1970s.
"I couldn't believe it when they told me that," Clarke said before the committee meeting.
The subject matter drew giggles from the committee as Clarke sheepishly noted that he was acting on a request from a constituent.
Elizabeth Arden Red Door Spas is opening a branch in the 10 Rittenhouse Square high-rise now under construction.
Neil Sklaroff, an attorney for the spa, said that he had previously represented six other high-end massage outlets, which require adult-use variances to operate in the city. Still, Sklaroff had never heard about the ban.
"It's not enforced," Sklaroff said. "Nobody knows about it."
The law provides no way for a massage business to seek a waiver or variance on that ban. It does not list a fine or jail term for any violations cited by the city.
Sklaroff described the ban to the committee as a "dinosaur regulation" that should be lifted. He added that massage businesses are still required to seek variances and hire licensed staff.
Clarke agreed, noting that his legislation would recognize that men and women massage each other in the city every day.
"It just basically legalizes what's been taking place in the city of Philadelphia," he said.
Jiffy Lube, err, 1800 Ludlow
I realize about 2 months ago, I promised to disappear and allow someone else to take over the role that I had so well excelled at, but it appears that the board has been slow with activity. A fellow Board Member told me that the economy has caused everyone except myself to keep a low profile. I decided on Sunday night that I could not hide any longer and I needed to go on the hunt to find some new merchandise.
My travels took me to my usual haunts of places that I have never been, but would like to visit. My first attempt was to Quince Street and after staking the place out for what seemed like an eternity, I finally saw my opportunity and I scurried down the street. Surprise, surprise~the door was firmly locked and I didn’t see a bell that I could ring. I knocked, but there was no answer. I wandered around to 1124 Walnut Street, but there was just way too much foot traffic to have made that work out in a beneficial manner. I have come to terms with the fact that the only way that I will successfully partake in activity at 1124 Walnut is to visit during the day time. Anyone that knows me will tell you that my visits are never during daylight and they are never on the weekend. That report will come soon enough, I suspect, though.
I took a stroll over to Ludlow Street and had seen a fellow monger go in a little earlier, so I knew that there was busy taking place. I found a spot and hopped out and wandered to the very first door that I found, which was 1800 Ludlow (black glass door). I opened the door and went up the stairs. I knocked as my heart anxiously pounded (where are my pills??). Soon enough, a middle aged Asian woman opened the door and invited me inside.
She asked me if I had ever visited before and I told her “no.” I think as experienced as I am, it was my first mistake of the evening. I started to tell her that I have visited many of the other AMPs in the city, but she was pushing me down the hallway and finally up the stairs, as she is talking loudly in Korean. She takes me to Room 3, which was on the third floor (or according to a fellow monger, the second floor). She told me that it was the biggest room, because she wanted to make sure that I was extra comfortable. I sat in the chair, as she instructed me to do, and I started to feel queasy, because I thought that she was going to be the provider. Thankfully, she told me that a girl would come in shortly.
After a few minutes, a woman named Coco walked into the room wearing a sheer black robe and matching bra and panty set. Unfortunately, she was somewhere between late 30s and early 40s. I don't mind older women, because I think they have a lot to offer, but when I got to an AMP, I want a young girl. She had the standard long black hair, brown eyes, nice sized breasts (never good at that) and caboose, but there was a slight pouch and breath that smelled heavily of coffee and cigarettes. She told me to pay up, so I pulled out the full fee and she immediately told me that it was too much. She counted out $60 and told me that it was the House Fee before giving me the rest of the money back. I started to wonder if this was a cue that I would be walking out pitching a tent. She told me to get comfortable, as she left the room.
I undressed and grabbed a towel that had been expertly folded on the bed. She came back in a few minutes and grabbed my hand, as she asked me what my name and nationality was. She told me that her boyfriend shares the same name as I (if that wasn’t weird, I am not sure what was). She leads me downstairs and places me in the Sauna and told me that she would be back in a few moments with a glass of water. She came back and gave me the cup of water and said that she would be back in five minutes, so that I had some time to warm up. She disappeared and exactly five minutes later, she came back in and led me across the hall to the shower room.
In the shower room, she poured a couple of buckets of hot water on the bed and told me to lay face down. The water from this point forward was lukewarm at best, but I would say that it was mostly a tad above freezing. The table shower was fairly mechanical (no attention to the ass, which I didn’t mind in the least) and all of a sudden, one of the other girls was outside yelling something. Next thing that I know, I was told to flip over, which I did. She did a quick shower on the front and told Guy, Jr. that he had to wake up, although that is a bit difficult to do when you are freezing.
She rinsed me off and had me stand up, as she dried me off. She walked me back across the hall and placed me back in the sauna and told me to warm up and that she would be back in a few minutes. She disappears and comes back in and leads me back upstairs to Room 3.
We get into the room and she places a towel on the bed and told me to lie down. She told me to relax and she disappeared again (if you don’t know by now, this chick disappears more than Copperfield). She came back in and proceeded to give me a fairly decent back massage (she alternated between being on the side of me and standing over me). The downside was that at the end of the back massage, she took that as the opportunity to take any frustration that she had and started punching my back hard as anything. I don’t know if these girls think this is what guys like, but I wasn’t really into that, especially because I bruise fairly easily. She told me to flip over and ran her fingers through my chest hair and wanted to know what my last name was, so I told her something stupid, because that was a little too weird, even for a veteran like me.
She grabbed a hold of Guy, Jr. and started to stroke him up and down in slow and deliberate motions. She grabbed a condom and unraveled it on Guy, Jr. She told me that she wanted to suck me off and proceeded to lick and my balls and taint. She starts to bob up and down with all of the required sucking sounds.
After a few minutes, she stood up on the hard bed, which was on the floor and lay down beside me and told me that she wanted me to be on top. She had a neatly trimmed bush, which quite surprisingly tight, moist, and warm. I pumped her for quite a while and she made all of the grunts, moans, and facial grimaces that one would hope. I tried to suck on her breast, but they were hard as rocks, which I hadn’t really noticed while she was standing up. After a few minutes, I popped but kept going, which she didn’t seem to mind until she wanted to switch to doggie and realized that I had already finished.
She had me lay face down and she disappeared to get a hot towel, which she used to clean me off. She tossed the towel and helped me to get dressed, which was super awkward, because as I was putting my pants on and had my head down, she was putting my sweater and undershirt on. She was totally fascinated by my dress shoes, as most of these girls are (I recently told someone that the first thing that someone notices about a man is their shoes, so I make sure that I wear nice shoes and I make sure that I shine them myself). She put out her hand and I pulled the remaining money from my pocket and gave it to her, which she promptly put in her bra.
She grabbed my hand and lead me down the stairs towards the second floor as she hummed the wedding march. She told me that she had only been there for two days, as she and another girl had just come from Atlanta. She said that she wanted me to visit again the following day. I grinned and told her that I would, although I would never return~not because it was a bad experience, but merely because I want to visit each place in the city.
The mamasan greeted me at the bottom of the steps and grabbed me a cup of water before I left. She told me to come back tomorrow, as well.
Oh!! You may want to know why I chose the name Jiffy Lube for the title. It was because I was in and out within 30 minutes…not a good sign at all.
Norristown has a rub and its called Sanai
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I noticed some ads on CL about Asian girls in Norristown. I live only minutes from the spot so I decided to give it a try. The place is called Sanai. As far as amps go it's a very nicely run place, all new and very clean .
Unfortunately right now the selection is non existent. IMHO thy only had one girl to choose from. I asked how many girls were working because I like to have a choice. She said 3...lol Then she called two other women from downstairs. One was fairly attractive with a nice store bought rack a little older than I prefer I would say late 30's possibly40. The other was someone's grandmother. The rates were 60 for the half and 75 for the hr. I went with the hr. I got undressed and she led me to the sauna. I stayed there for a few minutes while she prepared the TS room. The TS was pretty good no slide but nice she payed only slight attention to the my friend cleaning him up but nothing to erotic. My guess is she may have been a little reserved because she did not know me. perhaps a better session can be had once she gets to know you.
The massage portion was excellent! they use real massage tables with the hole on the head area for you to place your face down in. There is a bar above the table for the girl to hold on to while she stands up on your back. I must admit her massage technique is a+ I might just return for just the massage. A BJ was negotiated at an extra $70. It was pretty good. I am not a fan of CBJ's but she was able to get me to completion. All in all not a bad session. If they get a sexier younger lady there I will return.
looks 6+(prefer age in early twenties)
Massage 8+
BJ 7
location 8
professionalism 9
