Too old, what about the OTHER direction?
We always grumble when we run into a sb/amp with oldies but not goodies. Don't get me wrong. I love Milfs, cougars, what have you. As long as they're hot. Some of the most smokin' women I've ever been turned on by are in their 40s and even up. It's okay to be older, just don't look it.
Well last night I ran into the other problem. I was at this real estate seminar waiting for my friend . He was late. I forgot my cell so didn't know what was going on. I looked around and there was no action in sight except for one stunningly tall and beautiful haole /hapa haole looking woman.
I made small talk with some of the principles there but was getting impatient to break the ice with this model looking goddess. So I used the oldest, lamest but truest line in the world :"Excuse me miss, but do you have the time?" Seeing as I had genuinely left my cell phone home, there was NO clock in the meeting hall and she was holding cell phone, WTF. I mean, why not? I was braindead, she was a gorgeous , tall (5"8) slender, well built and nicely dressed hottie. Y NOT?
We started talking. Then the guy I was talking to goes to me, " Ask her how old she is" and left. She wasn't quite 20 but women always like being in the 21-29 sweetspot, so I high balled her and said "21". knowing all the while I was wrong slightly.
Well, let's put the slightly part away and keep the wrong part. As in WAY wrong. She told me she was 12. Yeah, that's a big ONE TWO. Not TWO ONE.
No dyslexia here.
I mentally choked but maintained my cool. At least on the surface. Here I was gonna ask her if she was into real estate and she was telling me about just starting 7th grade. (She was here with her mom).
And, no she didn't look kind of sort of maybe a little like an adult. She FULLY looked like an Adult. FULLY. It blew my mind.She was a full 5"8 and stunning. She had heels on which made her at least 5"10.
Usually I'm really good with guessing ages and heights, But once in a while...
I chit chatted about mild shit with her real quick, just enough to be polite but not enough to be (too) awkward and then went to take my seat..
Part Ukrainian , German, Russian, Samoan and a bunch of other mixes. I asked if she had any siblings (older sisters maybe? preferably at least six to nine years older? ) No. Can't blame a guy for trying to see if there's anyone she knows who inherited her incredible genes.
Oh well.
Would I wait six years for that? Nah. I'd rather find a woman who's just like her but 18 already.
But if I were a 12 year old guy, I know who I'd hit on...
I can't believe I was talking to a girl who was in elementary school last year and she looked at least 19. Scary....