General Reports

It's been a while since I visited. It's claim to fame was having 'name' porn stars come in weekly and having a lot of no-names/amateurs stripping. And, of course, the primary thing for the theater's cashflow was "private/table dances."

All in all not a lot of bang for the buck. Certainly not literally.

Located in a densely populated area with lots of commercial traffic on both Lawrence Pulaski Aves it's a pain to find parking.

All in all its 'glory days' (with big name porn stars/strippers etc.) are LONG gone. Unless you live in the area it's likely you'll find more enjoyment (mebbe even 'takeout') and 'more bang for the buck' in outlying strip clubs.

See Feast's post on 9/12 on the Minneapolis/St. Paul board. He got a citation for "loitering" when he stopped to chat with an attractive young woman standing by the curb. You may find the ensuing advice in the subsequent posts to be of interest as well. I hope this idea doesn't spread to the Chicago gendarmes -- it could be intimidating...

Be careful out there,

Arlo

It sure has been along time since I've posted here(at least six months). I cut down quite a bit in my getting around and have been chilling out.

Slowly have been creeping back though. This morning, about 5am, I cruised through Maywood. Plenty of street action although much of it was "take a pass" type. Did pick up a short bs/w on 5th Ave. just south of Madison who called herself Martha. Good bbbj technique and a bargin for the 20 I gave her. No LE around as far as I could tell.

Great to be back and now I'm going to catch up on some recent posts.

Saw a white young street walker last night around 11pm on north ave. She kind of looked like Reese Witherspoon. She had blond hair, thin, long legs, about 125lbs, 5'7, early twenties, she was wearing high heals with a skirt or tight exercise shorts, showing lots of legs.

Le was all over north ave. , up and down the street. I went around twice but LE was always around, it think they were checking her out too.

The Admiral hasn't been worth going to since the late 1990's and even then the only real highlight of it was the feature porn stars like Jenna Jameson who frequented the place. I haven't been there in 4 years but the last time I went the dances were still air dances. The best bet IMO for good mileage in the Chicagoland area are the "fashion show" bars in Melrose and Stone Park. You can get more mileage in those bars than you can in many of the more upscale strip clubs with the exception of possibly Arnie's and Club O in Harvey.

I saw Di Di at a Ohare apt. recently. Cute face, nice personality but body was kinda chubby. I wouldn't repeat as she was very unresponsive.

BJ001

Hey Mongers,

Since I do not have a car here in Chicago, I have to go out and chaeck out what's available. I checked this busty babe out on CL and she seemed like the real deal. She had a lot of requirements before we met, but that was cool.

She came to my place and she was a big lady, not BBW. She was a brunette, about 5'10" and very well built. We went to the room and chatted a while and she suggested we go get comfortable! I said Great! I helped her off with the top and exposed about some 44DD's. She assisted the stallion out of the corral and we went to the green pasture. She lay back and had a beautifully shaved pussy and I immediately dove in! She was going wild in a matter of seconds!!

I got her good and primed and let the stallion loose! We did the mish, ridem cowboy, the bucking bronco and soon I couldn't hold back anymore! Not great in the face, a little heavy, but a nice provider!

Here's the listing, she was a fun time!
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/ers/436618203.html[/url]

Be Safe! PH

I saw her - about a week ago - very young, skinny and not a great body but cute nonetheless.

French not to good, mish much, much better.

Rate .25 but talked her into .2.

I would see her again but unfortuantely for her she is not as good as my regular. I'd give her a 7 on a 10 scale.

[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]I saw her - about a week ago - very young, skinny and not a great body but cute nonetheless.

French not to good, mish much, much better.

Rate .25 but talked her into .2.

Are you sure that the above is correct? 20 Bucks or should it be 2.??

[QUOTE=Cubiche][QUOTE=Mr Tyr]I saw her - about a week ago - very young, skinny and not a great body but cute nonetheless.

French not to good, mish much, much better.

Rate .25 but talked her into .2.

Are you sure that the above is correct? 20 Bucks or should it be 2.??[/QUOTE]Dude, I got that silly "decimal point" system all messed up!

I would be a Master if I talked her down from 250 roses to 20 smakers!!!

No, I meant 200 roses.

HA! I hope you didn't call her and say "250 roses? Hmmm, how about 20 roses? Hello? Hello?" If you did I hope you taped the conversation for our amusment!

Besides my regular, I have not been able to find a decent steady SW.

Sure there's CL and every once in a while I'll hit it but seriously giving up 200 to 250 roses per encounter? ! ? Forget it!

That's just too much money. Money I could be spending on someone who really needs nice things. Namely me!

I tell you, if these chicks keep giving substandard service and continue having high prices I'm going to find me a girlfriend!

Gentleman,

I know you probably see this enough, but hoping for some assistance. Native to the Philly area, traveling to Itasca very soon. I wont have to much time to travel outside the area and to be honest, have no idea where to go. I tried searching for Itasca and only found some old reports. I will have a room in the area, guess I am looking for an outcall in the area or that travels to the area. I gather it is a very quiet area and no chance on a SW, but willing to work with a decent outcall.

Hoping for any help/advise. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=ThePerson]Gentleman,

I know you probably see this enough, but hoping for some assistance. Native to the Philly area, traveling to Itasca very soon. I wont have to much time to travel outside the area and to be honest, have no idea where to go. I tried searching for Itasca and only found some old reports. I will have a room in the area, guess I am looking for an outcall in the area or that travels to the area. I gather it is a very quiet area and no chance on a SW, but willing to work with a decent outcall.

Hoping for any help/advise. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]

Hi Person. I think CraigsList is your friend, in this case. Lots of options, and you can ask someone to come to you.

Itasca is a suburb near O'Hare (just west of the airport). If you go to craigslist, you can search using "O'Hare" and you'll come up with lots of options. Sorry I can't give you any personal advice, not my neck of the woods. Good luck,

Bend It

[QUOTE=ThePerson]Gentleman,

I know you probably see this enough, but hoping for some assistance. Native to the Philly area, traveling to Itasca very soon. I wont have to much time to travel outside the area and to be honest, have no idea where to go. I tried searching for Itasca and only found some old reports. I will have a room in the area, guess I am looking for an outcall in the area or that travels to the area. I gather it is a very quiet area and no chance on a SW, but willing to work with a decent outcall.

Hoping for any help/advise. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]

Itasca is dangerously close to the Addison/Roselle area. Lots of jackshacks you'll want to avoid. Most of them are incall only but at least one, Sweet Temptations, offers outcalls.

Here's a pretty comprehensive list of who to avoid:

In Addison: Sweet Temptations (aka Sweet Fun, Naughty 24/7), O'Hare Girls (aka You Deserve The Best)
In Roselle: Erotic Encounters (aka All American Girls), Risque
In Glendale Heights: Secretly Yours
In Palatine: Ashley's Girls (aka Hot Shots, Private School Girl Coeds, Chicago Incall, Chicago Escorts, Rosemont Escorts, O'Hare Escorts, School Girl Fun)

If you're looking for a pretty sure thing, Singapore Salon in Arlington Heights isn't too far away. $70 house, $100 should get you FS. Just take I-290 W to Golf Road. Go east on light after Arlington Heights Rd. and turn left at the light. They are tucked back in the northeast corner of the shopping center just a little west of the gym.

Good luck and welcome to the area.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]If you're looking for a pretty sure thing, Singapore Salon in Arlington Heights isn't too far away. $70 house, $100 should get you FS.[/QUOTE]What? That's cheaper than Peking in Indiana!

How do the girls look?

Let me know and "me appreciate it long time".

[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]What? That's cheaper than Peking in Indiana!

How do the girls look?

Let me know and "me appreciate it long time".[/QUOTE]

Just to clarify, I meant $100 tip on top of the $70 house. The girls I've seen range from 5 to maybe 7 or 8. There may be an occasional 9, but then again, there's also the occasional 3 or 4. As always, YMMV.

[QUOTE=ThePerson]Gentleman,

I know you probably see this enough, but hoping for some assistance. Native to the Philly area, traveling to Itasca very soon. I wont have to much time to travel outside the area and to be honest, have no idea where to go. I tried searching for Itasca and only found some old reports. I will have a room in the area, guess I am looking for an outcall in the area or that travels to the area. I gather it is a very quiet area and no chance on a SW, but willing to work with a decent outcall.

Hoping for any help/advise. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]


You can look in the suburban sections of Roselle and Mt prospect for more info

If you are looking for a FS incall than I suggest you look up Sweet Bailey. She is a GILF, and OK on the eyes, but her GFE is the best I have ever experienced. It has been awhile since I have seen her, but she has an incall only 5-10 min from Itasca. Expect to have 2.50 ready, but the experience will last anywhere from 60-80 minutes. Find her at her name plus .com. Enjoy your trip.

Ass Attack

Wow, I appreciate the responses. Really do, now I think I have to much to look forward to. Im in for 1 night and 2 days, but no reason notto take advantage of that.

Anyway, once again thank you. I will post once I get back from Itasca.

If anyone needs anything in the Philly, NJ, DE area, feel free to contact me, am a vet in that area.

I will be in Chicago next weekend and I'm looking for recommendations for a good outcall escort. I'd prefer an independent who's up for msog. There's tons of CL ads etc. Can anyone recommend a gal, preferably white, 20s, and in good shape.

If anybody knows an outstanding incall gal I'd be interested too.

thanks.

Some fun from the Rockford board: [url]http://rockford.craigslist.org/ers/442930035.html[/url]

Kingsbury and North is a sting. A blonde and a dark hair lady. The blonde has a that high school cheer leader look. Both women were to clean to be true sw'ers. Some poor dude in a Porche boxer got busted when I went by.

There have been a few reports lately about people arranging car service through Craigslist.

This past week a lady's been advertising car service in Logan Square. Somebody keeps posting that she's working with law enforcement, but the posts keep getting flagged off.

Seems to me that's the easiest way for the CPD to score an arrest. It allows them to say they're patrolling Craigslist but using the same procedures as a standard street bust.

Just a heads up.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Some fun from the Rockford board: [url]http://rockford.craigslist.org/ers/442930035.html[/url][/QUOTE]


LMAO!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Chicago Monger]Kingsbury and North is a sting. A blonde and a dark hair lady. The blonde has a that high school cheer leader look. Both women were to clean to be true sw'ers. Some poor dude in a Porche boxer got busted when I went by.[/QUOTE]

Check out the CPD web page 12 arrests!!

Anyone know where it's safe to find a hsw on the north side.

Chi Guy is right. Those people were told that they should know better, and that they should feel shame for their actions. I believe that a small donation to the city is attached to an ANOV.

Ass Attack

[QUOTE=Chicago Monger]Kingsbury and North is a sting. A blonde and a dark hair lady. The blonde has a that high school cheer leader look. Both women were to clean to be true sw'ers. Some poor dude in a Porche boxer got busted when I went by.[/QUOTE]Wow! Can't believe they've selected that spot again. I reported similar last year around this time. Although it was blonde and an asian. They were very obvious. As the actually were approaching vehicle in plain view. The blonde even said something really cheesy to me through my cracked window (can't recall, but it's in my report). I guess it's an annual thing. Eh?

Just a quick report on a recent visit. Swung by there on a Wednesday early evening, about 7 or 8, nothing going on. Came back an hour or two later and there was this busty blonde bombshell MILF working the threatre crowd for BB CIM and Covered Full Service. I love this kind of free action. I know some guys are intimidated by being one of a dozen guys stroking and waiting their turns, but I'll take that over a rushed SW or pricey AMP visit anytime.

Problem is that it is very hit and miss/...mostly the latter. Also, you tend to find fat girls doing these GBs a lot, so literally cumming across a nice MILF like this is a treat. If it's some big fat sweaty pig-chick, I usually go out and check out the local stroll instead.

Some places, particularly down in Tampa near the airport, there are a bunch of these bookstores/theatres where this action is common and/or there are a couple of professional gals willing to take care of biz one-on-one for a reasonable fee.

[QUOTE=Lulu Pussy]Just a quick report on a recent visit. Swung by there on a Wednesday early evening, about 7 or 8, nothing going on. Came back an hour or two later and there was this busty blonde bombshell MILF working the threatre crowd for BB CIM and Covered Full Service. I love this kind of free action. I know some guys are intimidated by being one of a dozen guys stroking and waiting their turns, but I'll take that over a rushed SW or pricey AMP visit anytime.
.[/QUOTE]

For those who didnt know, there is a whole thread devoted to the 15th ave bookstore in the Melrose Park section. But thanks for the report here. U are right about hit or miss. Last Friday night was great, but other Friday nights are totally dead.

You guys sure that the busty BBBJCIM chic wasn't born a dude?

Women are different than men in the sense that our genetics compell us to have sex with as many beautiful women as we can where as females are compelled to be selective so they won't be stuck by themselves with offspring.

For the non-scientific types, women aren't wired for that kind of action.

If she wasn't getting paid that could have been some gay dude that had a sex change opperation. Those operations (with the hormone shots and breast implants) can be VERY convincing!

So just be sure to check for the "adam's apple" - if you see one don't ask if she has a thyroid condition - just run away!

I'm running around the city looking for smooth chicks and all I see are "tore up from the floor up" monsters!

Where or where are the SMOOTH chicks?!?

North Ave is dead (the gangs not the police killed it), Midway is dead (well, that might have been the police), south side DEAD, north side DEAD, west side - heck no I stay away from the west side!

My regular had a fight with her mom and her mom told me when I called today to not call on her phone. She was polite about it but I felt like telling her she's full of bull and to stop verbally abusing her daughter - but instead I just hung up because I know she wanted a reaction out of me.

So...there's always Craigs List I guess BUT who wants give away 250 roses?!?

HOWEVER I HAVE A SOLUTION! One of YOU GUYS needs to become a pimp and supply us with females! I would take the job but I'm a pimp with a heart, and as you guys know, pimps can't have a heart!

[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]You guys sure that the busty BBBJCIM chic wasn't born a dude?

Women are different than men in the sense that our genetics compell us to have sex with as many beautiful women as we can where as females are compelled to be selective so they won't be stuck by themselves with offspring.

For the non-scientific types, women aren't wired for that kind of action.

If she wasn't getting paid that could have been some gay dude that had a sex change opperation. Those operations (with the hormone shots and breast implants) can be VERY convincing!

So just be sure to check for the "adam's apple" - if you see one don't ask if she has a thyroid condition - just run away![/QUOTE]

I am responding to your post over in the Melrose Park thread

Are there any places around O'Hare or recommended outcall for those hotels at the airport?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/463687055.html[/url]

Anyone have any reviews? Searched around found nothing. She has a photobucket account which makes me think she legit but just wannabe cautious.

[QUOTE=Ucguy][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/463687055.html[/url]

Anyone have any reviews? Searched around found nothing. She has a photobucket account which makes me think she legit but just wannabe cautious.[/QUOTE]How about TOFTT

[QUOTE=Layover]Are there any places around O'Hare or recommended outcall for those hotels at the airport?[/QUOTE]Not sure how close you wanna be to ohare but if you go over to elmhurst. There is the addison motel on lake & 83(located across the street from ohare girls). I believe the room will run you about 40 bucks or so, but it is a nice low key out of the way spot.

Happy hunting

[QUOTE=Patrolman]How about TOFTT[/QUOTE]Yea I don't mind TOFTT but just tought I should ask first.

[QUOTE=Ucguy][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/463687055.html[/url]

Anyone have any reviews? Searched around found nothing. She has a photobucket account which makes me think she legit but just wannabe cautious.[/QUOTE]

Those craiglist post die very quickly - what can you tell me about the girl?

If it's "the naughty nurse", I can vouch for her far as my experience was good (with a little upsell). If it's the "Pueto Rican Princess", I don't know.

Just do your research so we won't see you on any PD websites!

[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]Those craiglist post die very quickly - what can you tell me about the girl?

If it's "the naughty nurse", I can vouch for her far as my experience was good (with a little upsell). If it's the "Pueto Rican Princess", I don't know.

Just do your research so we won't see you on any PD websites! [/QUOTE]Damn, I lost the photobucket account link. Her names was Vanessa I'll see if she posts again.