Underground but not underground community
This is crazy that all this stuff, drama and everything being said and done. I didn't know how much craziness is entailed into this. You guys are troopers pushing for the support of all of them. I'm just a simple customer but big props to all of you LOL.
But devils advocate because everything online can be fabricated. I'm just putting my two cents here, what if, everyone who thinks the other side to blame, is blaming the wrong side. And the real perpetrator and person pulling the strings isn't even in question. Like some kind of master plan LOL.
Can't the businesses just run their business simply off the good nature of reviews and not attack others with subterfuge? Idk. Guess I'm too honest and humble.
Advertisement or reviews?
[QUOTE=JuvyNiled;6061256] If you want to advertise your stuff, go ahead.[/QUOTE]I call them reviews. 10 of them to be exact. No idea how I could advertise for 10 different girls and almost all of them work at different shops or apartments.
Alma the Columbian yesterday, Mina the Superstar, Lucy, cherry down in Lemon Grove, summer, EJ, Sophia at massage Oasis on Convoy, Eleven, Ivy at Flanders.
You nailed me to the wall, I am advertising for all of these shops. Yes I have an advertising firm LOL.
This Thread is A Great Idea
This is the perfect place people can spill their guts, shill for their bonuses, attack, defend, and others wise dump their crap.
It is brilliant to have such a thread. It keeps all the garbage out of the other threads that are more interesting and useful.
And as of late it has become very entertaining.
But of course if it's not for you or all this crap bothers you, don't come in.
Stupid Shit is the perfect name too.
I really wish you would stop this shit
[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;6062634]Below are some examples of what I'm talking about. You give intel, but you always take jabs at contributing members. Why is that? BogeyTG has 33 posts, you stated you just stumbled on this thread, but yet you have history of all the members you took jabs at as the DUDE. It's interesting how you take so much interests with the same guys that reported accurate information about VIP. It was great you made the first post about Mina being back. A monger politely thanked you for it. But when Mr. Muffman posted true and accurate information and detailed updates you must of felt the thunder was taken away from you. You were the first to post the breaking news. But now ALL the praises are going to Mr Muffman and you are no longer the MAN. Let it go. Let the folks in the know post the accurate updates. Be happy that Mina is back and go enjoy her and her girls. You will never be the MAN when you continue to take jabs at members that are posting positive intel.
Thanks for your interests in US![/QUOTE][BLUE]By reposting all his posts you have done nothing but help him get traction. You're never, EVER going to "win" anything because his goal is attention and eyeballs and you FALL INTO HIS GAME ON A DAILY BASIS.
Seriously, just report them, explain why you think he's a shill, add him to your ignore list, and then move the fuck on and STOP HELPING HIM ADVERTISE.
The more you post, the more they post and here's a news flash for you, every fucking guy on this forum can see what you see, you don't need to point it out.
Seriously, stop this, I know you're about 80% troll yourself but stop or I'm going to ban you. No, that is not me taking the trolls side, I've labled him a troll, this is me trying to prevent them from getting what they are looking for which only serves to make them do it more.
Note this is in blue, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you, as the admin, stop doing this.
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Here And Now. The Dark Side Will Not Prevail
Unfortunately the "Shill Wars" are not long long ago in a galaxy far far away. The are right now, right here in our own galaxy.
Maybe Luke ShillStomper will save us!
[QUOTE=Jaguar300ZX;6065156]A lot of interesting entertainment happening here![/QUOTE]
One Gets a Queen, the Other Thinks She is a Dragon
It can be difficult to reconcile the situation when a Monger posts a negative review about a Provider or Spa where you have a great time and posted a great review. We've heard the YMMV many times, but when you feel is was great, and they post it was the worst ever, it makes you wonder what happened.
What I'm guessing is that there was something about the Monger that changed the equation.
First of all, the Monger should know what he's after. If the positive report mentioned Milfs, he better not be expecting some 20 something spinner. If a monger wants full service, don't go to spas were only massages and HE's are mentioned. If he wants a good massage maybe, he should avoid half hour FS Monger Mills that talk about DATY, BJs, Analinguis, and shagging.
When the monger is not impressed or happy with the place or talent right away he should leave. If he is not happy going in and continues it's his own fault when he ends up leaving unhappy too. Figure out your own polite exit strategy if you want to leave. Staying when you feel it's not for you and ending up unhappy is solely on the Monger.
First time clients should recognize that they will not get the same treatment as a trusted regular. If they're going someplace for first time, based on a regular's recommendation, their experience will naturally be different. This is one reason many Veteran Mongers carefully share about their regular rotation locations, or their girls who give them specials. If they told you all they get, you will no doubt leave disappointed because new customers don't' usually get special treatment. Want the specials? Become a trusted regular.
Mongers had best check their own attitudes too. If they have a fucked up attitude towards the women, it's very likely the women will respond in kind. They might have to service a customer but they don't have to like them. Quality of service very often depends on how much you're liked, or disliked. Along with that, being rough and rude isn't a successful strategy either. Realize if you act like an ass, smell like an ass, you'll probably be treated like an ass and end up very disappointed.
Always consider cleanliness, grooming, and overall attraction. Some Mongers are hot studs some aren't. You probably can't change if you're a hot stud or not, but you can be clean, smell nice, and be well groomed. If you like teasing and special attention down there, trimming and shaving such places actually makes a difference to many providers.
Whenever I read a hostile and aggressive rebuttal or counter opinion of a Spa or Provider it's sometimes easy to see who's the problem.
Assuming you are not a shill or a troll. Should you go to a place on a recommendation and you leave disappointed, don't freak out and go on the warpath. Take a second, consider why you thought is wasn't your thing, and share your opinion.
Contrasting opinions are not a problem, starting a fight over contrasting opinions is a waste of this space. When you consider the many variables, arguing and getting angry over the level of services rendered is stupid shit.
As they say, you can disagree, just don't be disagreeable.
Ghosting, when to hedge your bets
[QUOTE=Waylay;6099614]I'm guilty of this. What do you do when 2-3 of them respond back? How do you gracefully cancel on the ones you're not seeing.[/QUOTE]They know the game!
But what if one says "okay, come on over" and when you get there she ghosts you. Now you have no standby unless one of the other responders has nothing going.
I totally prefer "hit it while I'm horny" over "make an appt tomorrow at 2 pm". Should I make two appointments precluding that one will ghost me?
LILY DDD. Chicago / COVID
After being ghosted by this chick for the last 3 months or so, I was finally able to schedule a hook-up with Lily DDD.
Then, this morning, I receive this e-mail message from her:
"Hey I wanted to give you a heads up, I got Covid and I cannot make it. Just wanted to let you know as soon as I found out. I am sorry!
Can I ask you something? Me not being able to come bc I'm sick really fucked me over. Can you Venmo me or cash app me $1400. Please? I'll take care of you and send you some sexy stuff. ".
One more thing.
I received a DM saying that she's been in Chicago this week. He even sent me the Eros link, but it has 2 new (bikini) photos in the ad. However, those bikini photos look like they're from a different girl.
Also, the ad also says that she's a XXX porn star?
([URL]https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/3988162.htm?cat=32[/URL]).
If any of why'all have ever been with her before, is this for real? Or has someone hacked her account?
I would really appreciate any info y'all could pass along.
Thank you.
Apparently Women Love The Smell of Hand Soap
[QUOTE=Reds101;6099421]Changing topics here. I would love to learn more about the people if y'all don't mind sharing some info to see if there's some things I could improve on, etc.
What are y'alls "routine" when going to an AMP or seeing an escort?
I always shower (even if they have a table shower, never know if it will be unavailable), groom myself and look presentable.[/QUOTE]I'm always conscious about being clean when I visit a provider. When I can't see them right after my shower, I always clean up my ass to be sure there is no fart residue stinking up the playground.
One day I went to see a provider and stopped in the bathroom to clean up. I needed to check because I had dropped a deuce since my shower, and although I wipe my ass well I wanted to be sure. So I dropped my drawers and got a paper towel, put water and some of that flowery foo-foo hand soap on it and really cleaned my ass crack and balls.
When we get to the fun part of my visit I am getting the usual pleasant HJ and as she keeps getting her head closer and closer to my cock as she said, "clean" and soon starts sucking my balls, I mean that full on in mouth balls sucking like a woman who's having fun does. All this eventually turned into a BBBJ with her tickling my ass. She strips her top down and then pulls her yoga pants down so I can play with her pussy as she's pleasing me. She mumbled "clean" two more times between sucking my cock and sucking my balls. This bonus ending was more than I expected, but thoroughly enjoyed.
The other day I had a similar situation, where I was stopping in later in the day and went to the bathroom to clean up. That morning I had done some manscaping so I was trimmed up nicely. Again, I used the foo foo hand soap with water all up and down my ass crack and balls till I was flowery fresh.
When fun time comes we negotiate for a CBJ and she wraps me up and goes to work. All's good but suddenly she's alternating between sucking my cock, or my balls, and starts liking my taint (perineum) almost rimming me. Then all of a sudden she stops and strips naked. She then pulls me up off the table and lies on it legs wide open, which surprises me since we negotiated a CBJ, but I'm game. After a while she initiates taking it doggie, which is fun as hell, and then she flips over again and I'm now standing and she's lying legs wide open as we continue fucking. As I'm enjoying this amazing upgrade I lose my concentration and explode.
So all I'm saying is that these two times I thoroughly washed my ass crack and balls with hand soap and water till I was smelling like flowers right before the session and both times I got amazing unrequested upgrades. Although this isn't scientific, I am going to do this process every time right before I see them. We know women have very sensitive noses and it appears the smell of flowers has a good effect on them. It also seems that when my ass smells like flowers I get spontaneous upgrades.
Being clean is a must, we all know that
[QUOTE=SteveCarlter;6128865]Only common sense here.
I mean what do you all think when you go down a gal and she smells?[/QUOTE]The point isn't the importance of being clean. The need to be clean is a no-brainer.
I'm saying that when I smelled like flowers from the foo foo hand soap I got great spontaneous upgrades.