Massage Parlor Reports

Main plans fell through, so figured I'd go have a dream about Berkmar. Got there late afternoon. Easy parking, but the entrance faces a relatively busy street, which is a little uncomfortable. I was met at the door by "Vuvu", asked for hh, gave a house fee of. 5. Vuvu was about mid 30's, kinda frumpy, small tits, literally zero ass, and kinda sweaty / dirty looking. Oh well.

First thing I noticed about the room was that it smelled. Off. Like old vomit. But it must've been localised in the corner of the room because I couldn't smell it from the table. Vuvu comes back, does an OK medium massage with light teasing, then pretty much gets to business right after the flip. Everything was super oily, but felt ok. I wasn't expecting much, but 5 minutes in said screw it and asked for CBJ. She said yes, asked for a $ upfront. I knew this was a ripoff but little head was in charge at that point. Then, I swear to god, she pulls out some saran wrap and wraps my dick up with it. I couldn't believe it, I had to physically stop myself from laughing. She got on with it, and it was absolutely terrible. Maybe got an inch of it in her mouth, and it was still super toothy. I tried to go along with it and enjoy it but I just couldn't. Ended up going soft, and she started complaining about the time left. I just told her to use her hand to finish me off. Overall, pretty disappointing. Will probably not come back.

Also, whatever massage oil they use is fucking Exxon Valdez grade. I've taken two showers since, and it still won't fully come off.

[QUOTE=DomeHome;5065340]Main plans fell through, so figured I'd go have a dream about Berkmar. Got there late afternoon. Easy parking, but the entrance faces a relatively busy street, which is a little uncomfortable. I was met at the door by "Vuvu", asked for hh, gave a house fee of. 5. Vuvu was about mid 30's, kinda frumpy, small tits, literally zero ass, and kinda sweaty / dirty looking. Oh well.

First thing I noticed about the room was that it smelled. Off. Like old vomit. But it must've been localised in the corner of the room because I couldn't smell it from the table. Vuvu comes back, does an OK medium massage with light teasing, then pretty much gets to business right after the flip. Everything was super oily, but felt ok. I wasn't expecting much, but 5 minutes in said screw it and asked for CBJ. She said yes, asked for a $ upfront. I knew this was a ripoff but little head was in charge at that point. Then, I swear to god, she pulls out some saran wrap and wraps my dick up with it. I couldn't believe it, I had to physically stop myself from laughing. She got on with it, and it was absolutely terrible. Maybe got an inch of it in her mouth, and it was still super toothy. I tried to go along with it and enjoy it but I just couldn't. Ended up going soft, and she started complaining about the time left. I just told her to use her hand to finish me off. Overall, pretty disappointing. Will probably not come back.

Also, whatever massage oil they use is fucking Exxon Valdez grade. I've taken two showers since, and it still won't fully come off.[/QUOTE]Still laughing LOL I always do a TS first -- it sets them apart from the rest -- and even with HH it is all the time needed. You did not get the nicer girl for sure -- I think I know who you mean and I have said no and walked!

As far as the oil -- I also noticed it really did not come off that easily -- and that was just the happy ending oil LOL.

[QUOTE=DomeHome;5065340]Main plans fell through, so figured I'd go have a dream about Berkmar. Got there late afternoon. Easy parking, but the entrance faces a relatively busy street, which is a little uncomfortable. I was met at the door by "Vuvu", asked for hh, gave a house fee of. 5. Vuvu was about mid 30's, kinda frumpy, small tits, literally zero ass, and kinda sweaty / dirty looking. Oh well.

First thing I noticed about the room was that it smelled. Off. Like old vomit. But it must've been localised in the corner of the room because I couldn't smell it from the table. Vuvu comes back, does an OK medium massage with light teasing, then pretty much gets to business right after the flip. Everything was super oily, but felt ok. I wasn't expecting much, but 5 minutes in said screw it and asked for CBJ. She said yes, asked for a $ upfront. I knew this was a ripoff but little head was in charge at that point. Then, I swear to god, she pulls out some saran wrap and wraps my dick up with it. I couldn't believe it, I had to physically stop myself from laughing. She got on with it, and it was absolutely terrible. Maybe got an inch of it in her mouth, and it was still super toothy. I tried to go along with it and enjoy it but I just couldn't. Ended up going soft, and she started complaining about the time left. I just told her to use her hand to finish me off. Overall, pretty disappointing. Will probably not come back.

Also, whatever massage oil they use is fucking Exxon Valdez grade. I've taken two showers since, and it still won't fully come off.[/QUOTE]I feel for you as I have had it happen to me. I get so excited about getting a BJ at an AMP and then so disappointed about how bad it was. I have had the worst BJs at AMPs. Most of them are just not very good at it and have absolutely no idea how to do a good one. I am thinking that an enterprising street gal who has perfected the art of BJ, should start a consulting business. Travel around to the myriad of AMPs and sell her instructional tips for a fee. She could make a fortune with the number of AMPs out there and the number of gals that don't have a clue. However, I don't think it would work since they can get a ton of money selling bad BJs, why even bother taking the time to learn how to give a good one.

Called and made appointment at 888. Not really sure it is 888, but definitely the same phone.

Got directed to Ruttersville location. Really had to find. Behind the Wendy's in the same building as Pappa Johns Pizza. Perfect. On my way to and. VA.

There were 2 providers there and I ended up with petite young looking nice cute gal, Yuyu.

The other was taller and a big chest and a little pushy. Because of a timing issue I think I was supposed to end up with her.

But the cute little one with a nice shape and nice B cups suited me fine and bigger one was busy. I really lucked out.

Actually she was absolutely adorable to me. We went in room and she collected 60 for the hour. I could not stop admiring her and she asked if I wanted to lay down for massage. I said no, let's cuddle and play. Bottom line, no massage, but I did give her a massage which she loved. We ended up a wonderful playful session and I was very happy! FS is not on the menu but we really connected and both had a good time. She looked in her 20's but she said (with fingures. Poor English) that she was 32.

Would I repeat? I did 2 days later, and pretty much the same, but with no ice to break. Just a wonderful loving happy time. Nice dream.

Apparently she is there from NY for 2 months. Apparently they rotate them in from Flushing NY, the center of China imports.

I thought about the other gal there for variety, but no where as attractive or sexy and she smelled of body odor like she came back from the gym. Ugh.

Yuyu (Uu) explained that if I wanted to see her, no need to call, just come in and ask specifically for her. Beter that way. I got the feeling as the new girl, she was at the bottom of the totem pole for getting client appointments and for walk ins. Little strange. Actually it was easier if I did no call the remote Boss Lady, but just came in. This is why I gave specific directions at the beginning. The place is obvious when you are at Pappa Johns but nothing said 888. Just non descript Massages sign and lit open sign.

I don't think FS is on the table and I don't push it. My preference is a really happy sharing time with a beautiful girl and a good connection which we had. How often do you get to play with a beautiful responsive body? I do tip nice because I don't have time to waste playing games. I gave her 100 coming in and she saw I had another 50 under my keys, which she gladly earned for exceptional caring service. Total 150 for the hour and no money discussions.

Be nice and respectful and hopefully it will pay dividends. Ask for her specifically, if it sounds like your thing. Since I was just passing through town on Friday and back on Sunday I am happy to help you and her out because I am more than 2 hours away and can't partake often. If I could, I would be hesitant to tell you all. LOL. I am jealous of you local gentlemen!

Play safe and be very nice to the ladies.

Happy Guy 2.

Was a good time massage wasn't great but afterwards was fun. Will repeat. Got some time with "li li". She was attentive.

Anybody have a recent report on either one?

I've been to are and m and everything been great.

Anyone have any insight on Tulip in Fishersville? Thinking of finally getting around to checking it out.

[QUOTE=Hkfn91;5093243]Anyone have any insight on Tulip in Fishersville? Thinking of finally getting around to checking it out.[/QUOTE]Go for it and be sure to report back. That way you will earn your strips.

COI.

[QUOTE=Hkfn91;5093243]Anyone have any insight on Tulip in Fishersville? Thinking of finally getting around to checking it out.[/QUOTE]Had some varied experiences, always with a solid finish, but depending on the person, has involved UTC above and below, and some backdoor play. Really depends on who you get, don't know the names TBH. Hope that helps!

I see 888 moved to Ruckersville. ?

But I still see listings at their old address. Or is that closed?

Maybe both are open but 888 phone person took the phone number to Ruckersville?

Please shine light on if old place is still in business.

Thanks,

HG2.

Took one for the team and visited Tulip yesterday. It's close to my job so I've been curious about it.

Walked in, greeted by provider. Had to wait about 15 minutes.

She was older and not super attractive, but not too bad. 1 hr was $70, $50 for hh so I took the full.

The massage was excellent. One of the better ones I've had at an AMP. A little teasing pre flip. After the flip it was standard no matter how hard I tried for more. OTC, didn't push UTC. $40 tip.

Overall it was fine, nothing to write home about.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;5098231]I see 888 moved to Ruckersville. ?

But I still see listings at their old address. Or is that closed?

Maybe both are open but 888 phone person took the phone number to Ruckersville?

Please shine light on if old place is still in business.

Thanks,

HG2.[/QUOTE]888 is closed, sign is down as of yesterday.

[QUOTE=YahooWahoo;5098536]888 is closed, sign is down as of yesterday.[/QUOTE]Thank you,

HG2.

After reading Happy Guy's report, and like him, I find that the location near an intersection of 2 major rural highways can easily put this place enroute when I am points east or west. So I decided to try it midday last week. The place has a smaller footprint than many and the first room which I was in was quite close to the front door. I got a gal with acceptable looks and body and likely in her 30's and I paid for an hour. When I laid down on the table I took notice of a new paper towel with the split between sections over the center of the head hole and there was a new paper sheet that was spread across the rest of the table. My hearing is challenged enough these days of my aging life so I do not have a clue what she said her name was and with masks and whispering there was no sense of trying to make much conversation. Truth be told I was prepared for an expanded menu and when her massage skills were poor, I jettisoned the pretense, sat up and started to sign and body language what I was hoping would be on the menu. It quickly became clear she wanted an Uncle Ben for anything, the negotiations started she went over and got my pants from the hook. I took them and rehooked them and we hashed out that I would pay 60 for above and below access, bras up / panties down was mimed with body language. She insists on 100, I go to my jacket and pull out a condom and said 100 is for this. This back and forth put both of us in a sour mood and looking back I should have left. But I was there and with my once a month opportunity for mongering and no possibility with the holidays for another chance until mid January I stayed. Finally we agree on 80 with neither one of us feeling good about that. And while she did comply with her end of the deal, sorta, she glued her thighs together making FIV a concept and not a reality. In spite of all of this, my month's worth of horniness won out and when she was done with the HJ-HE, she asks me how old I am. So I told her. She seemed angry and wanted to argue, shaking her head No. I insist that I am what I am and her mouth drops open and her mask almost falls off as she wasn't angry, she was stunned. Now her English improves somewhat as she looks again at my still erect mast and strokes it saying: You stronger and bigger than 30's and 40's! At least that is what I thought she said making that the highlight of my time there. 80 bucks to get my ego stroked.

So after that I suggest that she restart the massage with some foot massage, which after a few minutes I find that my socks are back on and she was starting to get me dressed, whether I wanted to or not. This was at the 35 minute mark of my hour. It didn't matter, at that point I was ready to cut my loss of time and get the hell out of there. When I am at the stage of buttoning my shirt, she goes over to the table and takes the paper towel off the head spot and then the paper sheet which she carefully folds up and refolds and refolds and when it gets to be about 12" by 12" she walks over the the half dresser type piece of furniture opens the top drawer and puts it back in there for future use. Frankly this last piece of information is the real reason I am posting about this place. I couldn't believe it Their profit model is down to saving the freaking paper sheets for reuse.

I wish I had visited Fredericksburg instead as I find there are many much more enjoyable places there.

Good post, Rodger. Huhhh, how old are you anyway, LOL. ?

[QUOTE=Roger1286;5133341]After reading Happy Guy's report, and like him, I find that the location near an intersection of 2 major rural highways can easily put this place enroute when I am points east or west. So I decided to try it midday last week. The place has a smaller footprint than many and the first room which I was in was quite close to the front door. I got a gal with acceptable looks and body and likely in her 30's and I paid for an hour. When I laid down on the table I took notice of a new paper towel with the split between sections over the center of the head hole and there was a new paper sheet that was spread across the rest of the table. My hearing is challenged enough these days of my aging life so I do not have a clue what she said her name was and with masks and whispering there was no sense of trying to make much conversation. Truth be told I was prepared for an expanded menu and when her massage skills were poor, I jettisoned the pretense, sat up and started to sign and body language what I was hoping would be on the menu. It quickly became clear she wanted an Uncle Ben for anything, the negotiations started she went over and got my pants from the hook. I took them and rehooked them and we hashed out that I would pay 60 for above and below access, bras up / panties down was mimed with body language. She insists on 100, I go to my jacket and pull out a condom and said 100 is for this. This back and forth put both of us in a sour mood and looking back I should have left. But I was there and with my once a month opportunity for mongering and no possibility with the holidays for another chance until mid January I stayed. Finally we agree on 80 with neither one of us feeling good about that. And while she did comply with her end of the deal, sorta, she glued her thighs together making FIV a concept and not a reality. In spite of all of this, my month's worth of horniness won out and when she was done with the HJ-HE, she asks me how old I am. So I told her. She seemed angry and wanted to argue, shaking her head No. I insist that I am what I am and her mouth drops open and her mask almost falls off as she wasn't angry, she was stunned. Now her English improves somewhat as she looks again at my still erect mast and strokes it saying: You stronger and bigger than 30's and 40's! At least that is what I thought she said making that the highlight of my time there. 80 bucks to get my ego stroked.[/QUOTE]Very similar dream with Coco. Will not repeat.

[QUOTE=OleDog;5133408]Good post, Rodger. Huhhh, how old are you anyway, LOL. ?[/QUOTE]I figured it was too soon for public announcement. LOL.

I had a dream last night about Relax.

It was later, around 8:45 and I called to see if they were available. No answer. So I decided to drive over and take a chance. As I was parking there was one lone car in the lot and another monger making his way to the vehicle. I parked and went in. Met YuYu, a slim 40's-50's attractive mature lady. She took me back to the room and asked if I wanted a half hour. I figured it was late and my first time to the spa so I agreed. I asked about the table shower and she said in heavily accented English that the shower wasn't working but would probably be up and running tomorrow. Most likely due to the late hours and she was alone. I paid the house. 5 and got undressed. The room was clean and the table was covered with a fresh sheet and new paper, there was even the residue smell of disinfectant. We stayed masked the entire time. YuYu Gabe an awesome massage for 20 min with minimal teasing. Flipped and she asked if I wanted oil. I agreed and she finished me off with a standard finish which was well done and OTC roaming was fine too. I tipped. 4 as the massage was on point and she had a killer attitude. YuYu chatted a little but she is very heavily accented so it was a little hard to understand. I'm going to head back next week, earlier in the day and go for the hour to see what else is on the menu.

All in all a very satisfactory first visit.

70 house and 100 out. Girl resembles mina moon pro star. Sweet girl too.

Good evening (at the current time), gentlemen. I posted in the Escort page a while back, but stating here that I am now a part of your wonderful community up from Charleston, SC.

I searches the group, but there was no mention of a "Zaz Spa" to be found. Is this a new location? I think the Google lookup only had 3 reviews, with one being mostly emojis. I'm in Mineral currently, but should be heading over to Stanardsville more permanently in a few weeks.

Trying to fit one in today. Any recommendations based on recent experience?

Last time water street I did draw the Yankees cap that gets you off twice which was fun but also made me pull out tip in advance and was not as great of attitude as last commonwealth.

Not sure if they've turned over in new year though.

[QUOTE=SouthernBoy621;5169835]Trying to fit one in today. Any recommendations based on recent experience?

Last time water street I did draw the Yankees cap that gets you off twice which was fun but also made me pull out tip in advance and was not as great of attitude as last commonwealth.

Not sure if they've turned over in new year though.[/QUOTE]The Yankee's cap? Which one was that? How much was it for two?

[QUOTE=SouthernBoy621;5169835]Trying to fit one in today. Any recommendations based on recent experience?

Last time water street I did draw the Yankees cap that gets you off twice which was fun but also made me pull out tip in advance and was not as great of attitude as last commonwealth.

Not sure if they've turned over in new year though.[/QUOTE]My last trip to Commonwealth was nothing special. Average looking girl, average massage with no teasing until right before the flip, jackhammer service on the flip, a quick wipe-down and then done.

I get everything I want at this place except FS and BJ.

Cute girls 26 and 32.

Work a little harder.

Went there after work around 4 pm.

Cute girl -- 30's?

Just wanted a 30 min get the kinks out. Nice warm fowels and medium massage -- teasing around 20 minutes. Plenty of fondling and teasing.

Hot towel to remove oil before the flip -- OTC fondling -- nice teased finish -- not jack-hammer at all.

5 for house and. 3 for the tip. Left happy I think name was Jenny.

(there were at least 2 girls working. As the front door bell rang just as I wasn starting and another girl let a new punter into another room).

For what it's worth, about a year or so ago, a girl named "Jenny" worked there, just as you described. If it is her and she has cycled back, there is more on the table, literally speaking. If you go back, ask for her, see what happens. I got a nice BBBJ from her on my second visit before they jettisoned her back to NY. If it's her, fun times ahead. I'd be curious to know if any others experienced Jenny and can verify if this is the same Jenny that Traveler saw.

[QUOTE=SaTraveler;5178145]Went there after work around 4 pm.

Cute girl -- 30's?

Just wanted a 30 min get the kinks out. Nice warm fowels and medium massage -- teasing around 20 minutes. Plenty of fondling and teasing.

Hot towel to remove oil before the flip -- OTC fondling -- nice teased finish -- not jack-hammer at all.

5 for house and. 3 for the tip. Left happy I think name was Jenny.

(there were at least 2 girls working. As the front door bell rang just as I wasn starting and another girl let a new punter into another room).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CopperPotDrip;5178595]For what it's worth, about a year or so ago, a girl named "Jenny" worked there, just as you described. If it is her and she has cycled back, there is more on the table, literally speaking. If you go back, ask for her, see what happens. I got a nice BBBJ from her on my second visit before they jettisoned her back to NY. If it's her, fun times ahead. I'd be curious to know if any others experienced Jenny and can verify if this is the same Jenny that Traveler saw.[/QUOTE]I didn't catch her name, but the description below is pretty accurate to my experience. It was a nice and slow finish with a solid massage with average amount of warm up. My only gripe was I usually like to get two pops in the hour, and I guess my usual routine of starting off on my back, or trying to get up on all fours wasn't enough to signal that. However, as we got close to the finish she put a finger in my back door which I wasn't fully expecting and I shot past my head. Which was quite nice. I would assume more is available, but standard tip worked.

Was out 29 past Rio RD on Garden Blvd at the Audio store and saw a Thai massage store front. Any good reports?

[QUOTE=ReelTree;5180811]Was out 29 past Rio RD on Garden Blvd at the Audio store and saw a Thai massage store front. Any good reports?[/QUOTE]It's legit. No extras.

Sweet girl. Got what I wanted and left. Damage 70/60 . Little more but nice finish- not FS. Last day is Saturday she will be siphoned back out.

Getting bored with the AMP scene, so just thought I'd ask this. Any legit LMTs in C'ville that are open to happy endings, at least for some customers, in some circumstances? Few years back, I had a handful of sessions with an LMT working out of an office park in Belmont. By my second visit, I was undraped, and by the third visit and beyond, the massage left me relaxed everywhere. She was older, but friendly and sweet and good at what she did! Unfortunately, she relocated to NoVa a couple of years ago.

Since then, I've tried a couple of LMTs in this town, but haven't really picked up on any vibes from any of them that more is on the table. Just wondering if any of you could point me in the right direction -- I've been playing this game for a long time, across four states, so I know the drill. I certainly wouldn't mention anyone's name / nickname, and I know that my mileage may vary. No guarantees in life.

Thanks!

I stopped by the local AMP in Fishersville the other day. Saw Sophia. Good massage nothing off the charts but pretty enough to see again soon. Standard finish. OTC roaming was allowed. I left happy. 70 for the hour. Usual tip. Big on hygiene and disinfectant there from what I could tell.

New girl Ivy. 70/130 out the door. All I had, or will pay more. Wow.

[QUOTE=RichmondPhoto;5203714]New girl Ivy. 70/130 out the door. All I had, or will pay more. Wow.[/QUOTE]Full hour or rushed?

[QUOTE=RichmondPhoto;5203714]New girl Ivy. 70/130 out the door. All I had, or will pay more. Wow.[/QUOTE]Did you get more than the standard handshake?

[QUOTE=Boro540;5203831]Full hour or rushed?[/QUOTE]Over the time actually. 5 minutes over.

[QUOTE=CrimsonMan;5204157]Did you get more than the standard handshake?[/QUOTE]Standard = $40 so each additional activity = $20 more and you do the math.

How old? What was she like in the looks department? Thanks for the update!

[QUOTE=RichmondPhoto;5203714]New girl Ivy. 70/130 out the door. All I had, or will pay more. Wow[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigJWood;5208518]How old? What was she like in the looks department? Thanks for the update![/QUOTE]Looks at 8 asian scale. Mama told me she is around 24, but Asian looks younger.

She is gone now. You guys Cannot move slow. When you see me paying 70 house and 130 tip you should need to move in quickly. Prettier than the 2 that's working now. If she comes back. I will take her again.

[QUOTE=RichmondPhoto;5209871]Looks at 8 asian scale. Mama told me she is around 24, but Asian looks younger.

She is gone now. You guys Cannot move slow. When you see me paying 70 house and 130 tip you should need to move in quickly. Prettier than the 2 that's working now. If she comes back. I will take her again.[/QUOTE]Must have just missed her. I saw Cici outside the other day when I went to go see Wiwi.