Massage Parlor Reports

Nik, thanks for sharing your adventures.

If I look at the this most recent page of this forum section, Momo has multiple thumbs ups. Service levels quickly change nowadays.

This is why the house wants their cut when you walk in the door, people will just storm out.

I think it is great that you walked out. As far as returning, it appears you left quietly. You should be able to return no problem. Was there a mamasan? Very few take customer service seriously, a freebie or discount is not in their vocabulary. Those frequent flyer cards of 10 visits, get one free, the lucky girl that gets your free visit eats the fee, not the house.

Envelope? I don't like the idea. Anyone else leave an envelope?

Nowadays, I don't pay house or undress until I see the girl.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6524436]Been doing this for 2+ years now. Don't consider myself a super-pro, like some of you guys with hundreds of posts (thumps chest, showing respect).

But have graduated from green newb status. I can't believe what I experienced a few nights ago. Worse experience I've had yet.

From Momo at Heaven. It doesn't jibe with the (at least) 2 positive reviews here, and at least 1 at another site.

At first, I sensed something was wrong, but I didn't listen to my spider-sense. I kept being nice.

TS was way longer than any other TS I've ever had. It wasn't unpleasant, but I'm like "How long is this going to go on?" (to myself).

Once back in the room, there's an explosion of female Korean voices outside in the hallway. So Momo leaves for 10 minutes and joins the chorus.

"Sorry honey," as she re-enters. "Problems?" I ask. "No. One girl leaving tonight. Going back home. We say goodbye. ".

No problem. I'll just make sure she tacks on some time at the end (it didn't get that far).

Now onto a super-long massage wherein I'm asking (myself) "Okay. This is sufficient. I'm ready. Let's flip and get to the good stuff. ".

I'm starting to, at this point, take hold of the reigns more and dictate the flow of the session. But she's still mandating a very peculiar "Momo script of how it should go", and it's already 8:40 pm.

40 minutes of bullshit. This woman used everything in her bag of tricks to run out the clock. And her English skills were some of the worst I've ever encountered, so I couldn't communicate anything.

I finally came off the table, scooped up my underwear, and gave some lame excuse like "I got to run, I'm late for an appointment. ".

"NO. No, no honey! What is matter? I finish. You stay. ".

"Nope. Got to go. Maybe next time. " About 2 more minutes of her exasperated and begging me to stay, as I'm dressing and make sure I leave with everything I came with.

Me: "Front door? Back door? I'll use the back door. I'll see myself out. " Picked up the envelope I had left her on the stand, removed 3 of the twenties, and placed the envelope back down on the stand, and jetting. The whole time she's going: "Honey. NO. Stay. What problem? Oh no. Oh my. Honey. ".

I get back to my car, livid. And now I'm post-game analyzing it in my mind: how am I going to walk through that door again, to possibly try Suzy or Pink (also have been given good reviews)?

So I went back to my spreadsheet, when I got home, and looked. 8 times I've been to Heaven since I started this activity in Feb of 2021. Two were positive, 5 were okay but lackluster (I got what I came for, but nothing stellar), and now this time. Somebody said it best, either here or in Danbury: stick with what you know. My bad. Every great session I've had, anywhere, the Provider was empathic enough to ditch their particular script and go with the flow of the moment. Leads to wonderful things. And don't try to short me on time or run out the clock, or I'm rage-quitting on your ass.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6524436]Been doing this for 2+ years now. Don't consider myself a super-pro, like some of you guys with hundreds of posts (thumps chest, showing respect).

But have graduated from green newb status. I can't believe what I experienced a few nights ago. Worse experience I've had yet.

From Momo at Heaven. It doesn't jibe with the (at least) 2 positive reviews here, and at least 1 at another site.

At first, I sensed something was wrong, but I didn't listen to my spider-sense. I kept being nice.

TS was way longer than any other TS I've ever had. It wasn't unpleasant, but I'm like "How long is this going to go on?" (to myself).

Once back in the room, there's an explosion of female Korean voices outside in the hallway. So Momo leaves for 10 minutes and joins the chorus.

"Sorry honey," as she re-enters. "Problems?" I ask. "No. One girl leaving tonight. Going back home. We say goodbye. ".

No problem. I'll just make sure she tacks on some time at the end (it didn't get that far).

Now onto a super-long massage wherein I'm asking (myself) "Okay. This is sufficient. I'm ready. Let's flip and get to the good stuff..[/QUOTE]Hey Nik, I'm the one who quoted stick with what you know LOL After too many disappointments I've come to realize it's just not worth it. I have one Russian provider I see, 1 civie and a backup AMP. That's enough for this old goat.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6524436]Been doing this for 2+ years now. Don't consider myself a super-pro, like some of you guys with hundreds of posts (thumps chest, showing respect).

But have graduated from green newb status. I can't believe what I experienced a few nights ago. Worse experience I've had yet.

From Momo at Heaven. It doesn't jibe with the (at least) 2 positive reviews here, and at least 1 at another site.

At first, I sensed something was wrong, but I didn't listen to my spider-sense. I kept being nice.

TS was way longer than any other TS I've ever had. It wasn't unpleasant, but I'm like "How long is this going to go on?" (to myself).

Once back in the room, there's an explosion of female Korean voices outside in the hallway. So Momo leaves for 10 minutes and joins the chorus.

"Sorry honey," as she re-enters. "Problems?" I ask. "No. One girl leaving tonight. Going back home. We say goodbye. ".

No problem. I'll just make sure she tacks on some time at the end (it didn't get that far).

Now onto a super-long massage wherein I'm asking (myself) "Okay. This is sufficient. I'm ready. Let's flip and get to the good stuff. ".

I'm starting to, at this point, take hold of the reigns more and dictate the flow of the session. But she's still mandating a very peculiar "Momo script of how it should go", and it's already 8:40 pm.

40 minutes of bullshit. This woman used everything in her bag of tricks to run out the clock. And her English skills were some of the worst I've ever encountered, so I couldn't communicate anything.

I finally came off the table, scooped up my underwear, and gave some lame excuse like "I got to run, I'm late for an appointment. ".

"NO. No, no honey! What is matter? I finish. You stay. ".

"Nope. Got to go. Maybe next time. " About 2 more minutes of her exasperated and begging me to stay, as I'm dressing and make sure I leave with everything I came with.

Me: "Front door? Back door? I'll use the back door. I'll see myself out. " Picked up the envelope I had left her on the stand, removed 3 of the twenties, and placed the envelope back down on the stand, and jetting. The whole time she's going: "Honey. NO. Stay. What problem? Oh no. Oh my. Honey. ".

I get back to my car, livid. And now I'm post-game analyzing it in my mind: how am I going to walk through that door again, to possibly try Suzy or Pink (also have been given good reviews)?

So I went back to my spreadsheet, when I got home, and looked. 8 times I've been to Heaven since I started this activity in Feb of 2021. Two were positive, 5 were okay but lackluster (I got what I came for, but nothing stellar), and now this time. Somebody said it best, either here or in Danbury: stick with what you know. My bad. Every great session I've had, anywhere, the Provider was empathic enough to ditch their particular script and go with the flow of the moment. Leads to wonderful things. And don't try to short me on time or run out the clock, or I'm rage-quitting on your ass.[/QUOTE]Man, that sucks that you got a bad one! And the endless follow up thinking, " I saw all the signals, how come I didn't bail sooner? No solace, but think about how many guys you just saved from making the same mistake?

Wish the board would share their good / great honest experiences a little more. It may have prevented you from walking into that nightmare.

Hang in there brother. Your input is truly valuable. It just make take the newbies some time to figure it out.

And so it goes.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6524436]Been doing this for 2+ years now. Don't consider myself a super-pro, like some of you guys with hundreds of posts (thumps chest, showing respect).

But have graduated from green newb status. I can't believe what I experienced a few nights ago. Worse experience I've had yet.

From Momo at Heaven. It doesn't jibe with the (at least) 2 positive reviews here, and at least 1 at another site.

At first, I sensed something was wrong, but I didn't listen to my spider-sense. I kept being nice.

TS was way longer than any other TS I've ever had. It wasn't unpleasant, but I'm like "How long is this going to go on?" (to myself).

Once back in the room, there's an explosion of female Korean voices outside in the hallway. So Momo leaves for 10 minutes and joins the chorus.[/QUOTE]I gave up on Heaven. Pre covid they were in heavy rotation and was almost always 8/10 or better experience. Post Covid went downhill. Older, heavier, less attractive, less enthusiastic, always trying the up sell and always want at least 20 more than any other AMP in the area. Also the only place where I had a box that smelled like the previous mongers jizz.

[QUOTE=JJB944;6525301]Wish the board would share their good / great honest experiences a little more. It may have prevented you from walking into that nightmare.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jaboni;6524886]Hey Nik, I'm the one who quoted: stick with what you know LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PlanetEarth;6524686]I think it is great that you walked out.[/QUOTE]I'm not trying to keep this topic going, I swear. I want to preface this long post by saying 2 things:

1] The following info is completely irrelevant; it your time is precious, just skip this post and don't read it. It won't assist you with why you come here (knowledge to get better session).

2] I wrestled with whether I should include this info. But after digesting it some more, in my mind, I realize that it has (if nothing else) comedic value.

First, a little about me. I try to remain as objective as possible when evaluating myself. I am a middle-aged guy. In my 50's. But I would describe myself as typical. I'm not one of these guys that never exercised while a younger man, and therefore am this pasty, morbidly-obese fellow. My musculature is still intact from grinding in days of yore, but the vagaries of life have added a beer gut. I'm betting some of you young bucks who are reading this are in great ex-military shape and you really rock the worlds of these providers. But I feel I'm in decent shape for early-50's. I don't feel any middle-aged Korean provider would deem me disgusting, but who knows. One final piece of anecdotal evidence: not even a month ago, Minka at In Spa treated me like I was a King and the sun rose and set in my boxers.

Thanks for listening.

The other night, at Heaven, Momo did 3 other things that helped to light the aforementioned fuse of bailing.

1] During the TS, most providers scrub the anus area. They get in there with some soap and light fingering, and get the area clean. I'm sure, they assume for "whatever may happen". But Momo? She literally SPREAD my cheeks open, and peered into my anus. 3 times. The 2nd and 3rd time she incorporated soap. I'm a clean guy. I'd never show up to an AMP immediately after taking a day's worth of steamy shits. I shower first. And scrub. On Momo's first exploration, I laughed (assuming she was being playful). By the third exploration, I'm like "Enough already. ".

2] Halfway through the massage. She starts telling me, and it took me forever to understand because her English is so broken. But I just ask her to keep repeating the same thing, and I eventually get it. She tells me there are many girls there (at Heaven). Young girls, new girls, old girls, blue girls (not really blue). I can have any one I want. This is a literal jab, to me. I reply: "Do you not want to continue the massage? Send someone else in, if that's what you wish. ".

"Oh no, honey. I just tell you for next time. ".

And I'm like (to myself) "What the fuck was that about?"
I should have jetted at this exact moment.

3] You know that few moments, right after the "real" massage, where many of these providers do a light tickle caress all around your back and legs and nuts? Reaching under, many of them, to get you ready? Well, Momo did that. And I was at full mast. I flip over, and assume we'd go straight into it. But she starts laying down towels on the floor, and she put some sort of "pad" on the table, and then she starts looking in the cabinet. This takes, literally, a few minutes. And so full-mast goes to half-mast. So then she looks at me, and the condoms I brought (which were on the stand), and says to me "I have better condom. " She leaves the room and comes back 2 minutes later with some sort of bright pink thing. I'm not going to lie, it was a visibly smaller condom. But the Skye's that I provide always fit me fine, historically.

" Are you now implying I have a small dick? Are you really going there? When you're the one who stalled long enough for me to have a small dick in the first place?

This is when I actually bailed.

Just sharing. I just want you all to know something: Nik's the first guy on the planet who will admit he's a small-dick-having, won't-clean-his-asshole motherfucker. If he truly is.

Or. She thought I was a cop. I made a mistake. I admit it.

As I was walking in, she asked me: "You asked fo' me?

It's true. I did. Based on reports on this board. So I answered: "Yes. ".

"I never see you befo," she replies. "Why you ask?

Thinking quickly (not), I reply: "My friend say you give best massage. ".

(Cackles and delight follow).

It went downhill right after that.

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6525429]I'm not trying to keep this topic going, I swear. I want to preface this long post by saying 2 things:

1] The following info is completely irrelevant; it your time is precious, just skip this post and don't read it. It won't assist you with why you come here (knowledge to get better session).

2] I wrestled with whether I should include this info. But after digesting it some more, in my mind, I realize that it has (if nothing else) comedic value.

First, a little about me. I try to remain as objective as possible when evaluating myself. I am a middle-aged guy. In my 50's. But I would describe myself as typical. I'm not one of these guys that never exercised while a younger man, and therefore am this pasty, morbidly-obese fellow. My musculature is still intact from grinding in days of yore, but the vagaries of life have added a beer gut. I'm betting some of you young bucks who are reading this are in great ex-military shape and you really rock the worlds of these providers. But I feel I'm in decent shape for early-50's. I don't feel any middle-aged Korean provider would deem me disgusting, but who knows. One final piece of anecdotal evidence: not even a month ago, Minka at In Spa treated me like I was a King and the sun rose and set in my boxers.

Thanks for listening.

The other night, at Heaven, Momo did 3 other things that helped to light the aforementioned fuse of bailing.

1] During the TS, most providers scrub the anus area. They get in there with some soap and light fingering, and get the area clean. I'm sure, they assume for "whatever may happen". But Momo? She literally SPREAD my cheeks open, and peered into my anus. 3 times. The 2nd and 3rd time she incorporated soap. I'm a clean guy. I'd never show up to an AMP immediately after taking a day's worth of steamy shits. I shower first. And scrub. On Momo's first exploration, I laughed (assuming she was being playful). By the third exploration, I'm like "Enough already. ".

2] Halfway through the massage. She starts telling me, and it took me forever to understand because her English is so broken. But I just ask her to keep repeating the same thing, and I eventually get it. She tells me there are many girls there (at Heaven). Young girls, new girls, old girls, blue girls (not really blue). I can have any one I want. This is a literal jab, to me. I reply: "Do you not want to continue the massage? Send someone else in, if that's what you wish. ".

"Oh no, honey. I just tell you for next time. ".

And I'm like (to myself) "What the fuck was that about?"
I should have jetted at this exact moment.

3] You know that few moments, right after the "real" massage, where many of these providers do a light tickle caress all around your back and legs and nuts? Reaching under, many of them, to get you ready? Well, Momo did that. And I was at full mast. I flip over, and assume we'd go straight into it. But she starts laying down towels on the floor, and she put some sort of "pad" on the table, and then she starts looking in the cabinet. This takes, literally, a few minutes. And so full-mast goes to half-mast. So then she looks at me, and the condoms I brought (which were on the stand), and says to me "I have better condom. " She leaves the room and comes back 2 minutes later with some sort of bright pink thing. I'm not going to lie, it was a visibly smaller condom. But the Skye's that I provide always fit me fine, historically.

" Are you now implying I have a small dick? Are you really going there? When you're the one who stalled long enough for me to have a small dick in the first place?

This is when I actually bailed.

Just sharing. I just want you all to know something: Nik's the first guy on the planet who will admit he's a small-dick-having, won't-clean-his-asshole motherfucker. If he truly is.

Or. She thought I was a cop. I made a mistake. I admit it.

As I was walking in, she asked me: "You asked fo' me?

It's true. I did. Based on reports on this board. So I answered: "Yes. ".

"I never see you befo," she replies. "Why you ask?

Thinking quickly (not), I reply: "My friend say you give best massage. ".

(Cackles and delight follow).

It went downhill right after that.[/QUOTE]There are some key points in Nick's review and assessment above that the rest of the members should pay close attention to.

I've experienced most / all of the AMP "stall" tactics trying to waste time and unfortunately, early on, just accepted the questionable massage "starts and stops" in hopes that the girl would "rally in the 9th inning" and finish spectacularly. It took me some time to be able to discern when to stay and when to bail. I'm exactly like Nik and haven't perfected identifying that tipping point yet. And also suffered through some frustrating and incomplete experiences. It's still a tough call, but after the fact, you wind up replaying the visit and 2nd guessing those "signals" . That this may not be a good experience. All the while hoping it gets better. You're in a compromised position going in with the deck stacked against you. Half or fully naked, half or fully hard at the flip, so it's galactically difficult to make the "bail" call. Only recourse is to let the board know of the bad experience in hopes that it doesn't get repeated on the "next guy".

I also think -correctly or incorrectly that some of the members may be holding back their good experiences- which is another separate discussion. Because of their shared bad AMP experiences. And I get it. You want to keep your good / great experiences as your " go-to's" when provider selections are limited. Think we all have a private "go to" list ready to go at a moments notice.

I still try and provide both experiences. And from some of the previous positive posting review feedback. Happy to help. That being said. There are a couple of senior members postings I take as gospel.

Nik's above summary. Perfect.

And so it goes.

Agree with JJB, except sadly I don't have a private reserve of go-to's. The well is dry!

I try to share good and bad, but its mostly meh. Maybe I have set the bar too high. Sadly no.

IMHO, the AMPs have degraded over time, most girls are rotated so not much opportunity for forging a better relationship. It also appears that the mamma-san does not last and even if they did, they don't have any motivation to cultivate repeat business. So you never know what is behind door #3.

Be safe out there, and if you can't be safe, I want to hear all about it! (3663;20154;3663.

Well after my moaning about everything going down hill.

I went back to Moon Blue, my past experiences were very good, it is a bit land locked and not normally on my routes of travel. Well the extra drive was worth it, hitting the key items on my punch list; they remembered me and treated me like a VIP, the attendant was lovely with a great attitude, place is new and clean. Remember the scene from Animal House, where someone flies thru a window, "thank you god". It was something like that.

Be safe out there, and if you can't be safe, I want to hear all about it!

[QUOTE=PlanetEarth;6531963]Well after my moaning about everything going down hill.

I went back to Moon Blue, my past experiences were very good, it is a bit land locked and not normally on my routes of travel. Well the extra drive was worth it, hitting the key items on my punch list; they remembered me and treated me like a VIP, the attendant was lovely with a great attitude, place is new and clean. Remember the scene from Animal House, where someone flies thru a window, "thank you god". It was something like that.

Be safe out there, and if you can't be safe, I want to hear all about it![/QUOTE]Thanks for the review, appreciate your time. Some details would really help, like.

What activities were achieved? How much did you end up paying?

What's the age group of girls. If its a first time visit, how would be approach for extras?

Thanks again.

Was in Campbell Hall for work a few weeks ago, specifically on maybrook road. I thought to myself, I wonder how far that AMP in Maybrook is. Googled it and it was a 5 minute drive. Nothing like a sporadic visit to an AMP. I have only been here one other time in my 8 year career so going here was almost like the first time being there. AMP is clean. Can't remember the provider's name. TS wasn't super playful, but she gave a good massage and solid ST. 6/4.

[QUOTE=LennyMars;6533347]Was in Campbell Hall for work a few weeks ago, specifically on maybrook road. I thought to myself, I wonder how far that AMP in Maybrook is. Googled it and it was a 5 minute drive. Nothing like a sporadic visit to an AMP. I have only been here one other time in my 8 year career so going here was almost like the first time being there. AMP is clean. Can't remember the provider's name. TS wasn't super playful, but she gave a good massage and solid ST. 6/4.[/QUOTE]You'll mostly get a typical HJ shack service. FS is out of menu for many places.

[QUOTE=LennyMars;6533347]Was in Campbell Hall for work a few weeks ago, specifically on maybrook road. I thought to myself, I wonder how far that AMP in Maybrook is. Googled it and it was a 5 minute drive. Nothing like a sporadic visit to an AMP. I have only been here one other time in my 8 year career so going here was almost like the first time being there. AMP is clean. Can't remember the provider's name. TS wasn't super playful, but she gave a good massage and solid ST. 6/4.[/QUOTE]How old was she and how did she look? This place has always been a fail in those areas.

[QUOTE=Yolo41;6533286]Thanks for the review, appreciate your time. Some details would really help, like.
What activities were achieved? How much did you end up paying?
What's the age group of girls. If its a first time visit, how would be approach for extras?
Thanks again.[/QUOTE]If I share a dream, it will normally be brief with a 👍, 👎, ⚠, ☣.

This is my preference, others may provide more details.

[QUOTE=Zmac1;6534336]How old was she and how did she look? This place has always been a fail in those areas.[/QUOTE]She was definitely on the older side but she looked decent for age. I'm not good with guessing, but late 40's, early 50's maybe? Caked up with make up. I'll also add that she wasn't playful at all, even after the flip. You know how some providers just look mad or bitchy during the HJ.

[QUOTE=LennyMars;6534852]She was definitely on the older side but she looked decent for age. I'm not good with guessing, but late 40's, early 50's maybe? Caked up with make up. I'll also add that she wasn't playful at all, even after the flip. You know how some providers just look mad or bitchy during the HJ.[/QUOTE]Thanks for confirming.

Been to Heaven Spa in Fishkill and I was in the area. I recently partaken of their offerings this Tuesday 7/24, and had no issues. I was greeted by the small mamasan that really makes no efforts in remembering faces and always asks me have I been here before. I'm taken to the back room on the right and wait for my friend to arrive. I am met by a girl I haven't met before, Sunny, and am pleasantly surprised that she is on the thicker side than most of the other girls. She's asks the obligatory, "have you been here before" and then "lay down, I'll be back". I opted for the 60 minutes with TS as I found this to be the best value for me.

TS room is clean and got a refreshing TS. Back to the room. I lay down and she comes in to start with a light to medium foot massage. She slowly works her way up my legs never giving much pressure as if she really doesn't like giving massages. She eventually makes her way up to my shoulders after a few minutes and then leans in closely and starts a body to body massage. After a min or two of that she asks me do I want everything and I say "of course". She then undressed and continues the body to body fully nude rubbing her tits on my bare ass.

She then flips me and gives a serviceable Covered BJ that gets my soldier to attention and then hops on for a ride. After a min or two she tries to hop off, but I grab her big ass and tell her no, and proceed to shift positions while still having her on top. We do this for a few minutes until she tired and wants me on top. Due to my bad knees I can't do doggie on the table so I stand on the floor while she is perched face down ass up on the edge of the table. I'm pounding away enjoy the view of her far plump ass and wearing that pussy out.

Once I'm done, she got towels me, and I get dress leaving the donation on the ottoman. She never touches it or counts it while I'm there so I could have left her coupons to Arby's for all she knows. Since I said I've been there before, she never even asks me about how much I was going to tip. On my way out I run into Apple and she greets me like an old friend hugs and smiles and asks me to come back soon while rubbing my crotch.

The place still seems the same with no issues and no attitude from the girls.

[QUOTE=PlanetEarth;6531963]Remember the scene from Animal House, where someone flies thru a window, "thank you god". It was something like that.[/QUOTE][URL=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYlJhi621Q0]If I ran into you today, PlanetEarth: *salutes*.[/URL]

Relieved to report that my horrible experience with Momo at Heaven (#520 and #525) was simply an anomaly; a one-off; an outlier.

I spent a glorious hour with Michelle at Moon Blue Spa (also known as Mei Spa; it's the same place). She was really good to me, and also gives a surprisingly good massage.

Ran into another monger on the way out. He backed up immediately into his room upon seeing me. But I saluted him, and he saluted back. I found this humorous.

Great TS, chit-chat indicated excellent English skills, she literally led me back to the room by my dick. To which I said: "What if we run into another customer?" She said: "You are only customer at this time. " So I allowed her to escort me, dick-in-hand (her hand). Michelle's a petite spinner with large (C?) breasts. In other words: perfect.

Back in the room she gave a very firm, thorough massage for about 20 to 30 minutes. Followed by a few moments of the "tickle-entice" method. She allowed me a logistically-difficult upside-down UTC roaming-foreplay of my own (thru the panties). Then she ordered me to flip, lost the dress, and I pulled her in close. Kissing and more foreplay, followed by her kneeling and applying the cover with one deft motion. CBJ was excellent, lots of eye contact and vocalizations. Then about 15 minutes of doggy, wherein I started slow with the long-thrusts and built up patiently to frenzied "hip-grabbing full out".

There is a legend that says that Leonardo the Vinci could draw a perfect circle, free-handed. If so, he would have drawn Michelle's ass (while in doggy). Even at my age, it's still hard for me to determine with certainty if I've made a woman (provider or not) orgasm. So either a) I did, or b) I did not, but she sold it really well, making me believe I did (with the full collapse forward, onto the table, and the legs quivering). I then laid down on the table and motioned for her to mount me, expecting regular Cowgirl. But she chose Reverse, and slammed me like a Porn Star until I finished.

Only thing I didn't like was, on the way out: the MMS asked me how much I tipped Michelle. I lied about the amount, and she frowned and said: "You tip too much. " To which I replied: "Michelle didn't think so. ".

Should I let that last part bother me, Brethren? The House Fee goes to the MMS / business, the donation / tip goes ONLY to the girl. Correct? I'd hate to think the Spa takes a portion of the tips. Please PM me if you have experienced venues that steal from the ladies (like the IRS does to us).

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6555304][URL=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYlJhi621Q0]If I ran into you today, PlanetEarth: *salutes*.[/URL]
[/QUOTE]Nik, no that was not me. LOL.

Glad to hear you had a good time. When I found this oasis, I really struggled if I should tell my brothers about it or just keep it to myself, remember that scene from Animal House where the Devil and the Angel are on Lawrence's shoulders arguing about the girl passed out. It was something like that. So lets keep this place a secret, just between us.

As for a salute, I think all the brothers should adopt the Vulcan live long and prosper.

First, and foremost, please forgive me for this old-man brainfart preventing me from remembering the young and fit MMS's name. I asserted I was around a half-hour away after she mentioned there were four therapists on duty in response to my early Monday afternoon burner call. TGTBT? If not for the stellar reviews on this amazing site I would have had my doubts any AMP would have four on-duty on a Monday afternoon. Some might have been bothered by the callback I received:45 minutes later because I took my time getting there (but I didn't mind). The lovely MMS welcomed me by taking my hand where I landed in one of cleanest and comfortable AMP rooms I've ever encountered. If she would have been available I would easily have selected her. And there is no gap between the top of the cubicle walls and the drop ceiling. So this place is clearly more private than prior reviews lead me to expect, IMHO. True there could have been sound leakage as a result, but at 1 pm I was and remained their only guest.

Before I continue I wish to extend my enthusiastic accolades to fellow mongers Nik T and PlanetEarth because had it not been for their excellent and accurate reviews I would not have taken the plunge.

Again, apologies for not remembering names but after individually meeting two of the three available therapists at that time I enthusiastically chose #3, "Vivi. " Prettier-than-many face. Relatively petite proportioned firm fit frame (my personal preference as she's estimated at around maybe 105 lbs at around 5'3). Certainly no extra weight. Natural smallish C's. Lovely long straight hair. Affectionate in every way. And given my vast experience with Asian women I estimate Vivi to be younger than 40 with truly barely visible baby damage. After brief table play she asked for my donation and upon quickly returning helped me undress, gave me a robe, and walked me to the impressively clean table shower room where I only endured around ten minutes of her soapy attention before she got the hint I was ready for the main event.

Back in the room she laid me face down for some two handed massage attention. Once her attention continued with alternating single hands I discovered via my exploring hands she had completely disrobed where I then took charge by gently laying her on her back and spent the next ten minutes or so exploring and teasingly winding her wonderfully scent-free body up with my hands and mouth including DFK, (mild) FIV, and DATY. She not only didn't object to my own cover ("Sagami. 01," of course), she even agreed to my expensive organic natural lube. Showtime. DFK, BBBJ, and not a single objection to any position I desired. Never watched the clock (nor ever appeared concerned about how I easily maximized the full hour ending with an intense covered CIV pop). Though she's a bit on the submissive side (my preference), Vivi gave me one of the most participatory and responsive AMP experiences I've ever encountered. All I can say is, "wow. " Back to the shower where I enjoyed surprising her with some soapy cleanup attention after she finished completely catering to me. A not only flawless TGTBT experience, this was one of the best AMP experiences I've ever encountered. House = . 6. Tip (my choice) = 1. 4. What a deal. YMMV. FYI I never felt uncomfortable entering and exiting the front door on this first visit. I will return.

Does anyone have any information about the cherry blossom love spa in Monticello? I was wondering if anyone has been there and how was the service? Thank you in advance.

I had another great time here. Per the recent reports, this place is starting to get a following.

My masseuse was Yuna, and she was everything anyone would want, young, pretty, great attitude, accommodating.

Every time I have been to this fine establishment, it has been a great time.

It is worth the extra drive.

Be safe out there.

[QUOTE=PlanetEarth;6563665]I had another great time here. Per the recent reports, this place is starting to get a following.

My masseuse was Yuna, and she was everything anyone would want, young, pretty, great attitude, accommodating.

Every time I have been to this fine establishment, it has been a great time.

It is worth the extra drive.

Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reviews! You seem to be having a nice time.

What's the tip you generally give? Do they take tip ahead of the session for extras? Am going to pay a visit soon.

Anyone gotten FS or BJ? I was sipping some in the bar right in front of the spa and saw mongers coming in and out. Just wondering what menu they offer.

[QUOTE=PavlovianPump;6567905]Anyone gotten FS or BJ? I was sipping some in the bar right in front of the spa and saw mongers coming in and out. Just wondering what menu they offer.[/QUOTE]Go and report back?

I'm seeing more & more ads for this spot that is literally 5 minutes from my job but not finding any reviews whatsoever. Anybody got anything? Appreciate it!

[QUOTE=DarkKnight7356;6576831]I'm seeing more & more ads for this spot that is literally 5 minutes from my job but not finding any reviews whatsoever. Anybody got anything? Appreciate it![/QUOTE]Rubmaps has several reviews most recent June 2023.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight7356;6576831]I'm seeing more & more ads for this spot that is literally 5 minutes from my job but not finding any reviews whatsoever. Anybody got anything? Appreciate it![/QUOTE]My past experience with Sunny was meh. This is dated info, and my phone died taking my old notes with it. I am still a fanboy of the other Carmel AMP, Moon Blue. But as we all know, the services and vibe can change quickly. Sunny appears to advertise a lot more than Moon. I believe there is some sort of hangup with new advertisers with STG.

I would like to know an update on Sunny as well. I am too cheap to pay for rub reviews that are half fake (again just my personal opinion).

Hi Fellow Mongers.

My girlfriend was on her period last week so I went to the new Soft Spa on route 32. I met Angela there and did not see anyone else. She gave me a nice hard massage after which I got everything I wanted. She is chubby but is a good actress.

Moe.

First time there and I loved it the girl was young but a little chubby, she gave me a. Massage for like 30 minutes than she grabbed my dick by accident and proceeded with a class a. Blowjob.

I was on lunch break today hoping to stop by Moon Blue.

They were booked, so I started driving back. I remembered seeing questions about Sunny Spa on here, so I decided to try it out.

It is off the road a bit in a building less busy than Moon Blue.

When I entered, there were three ladies there. One was the MMS and the other two were the talent. I would say by the looks, they were both early 30's. All were Chinese.

I chose Rita. She had a firm slender body with C cups. She did have some stretch marks on the stomach, but her stomach was firm. She took me back to the room and helped me undress. It seems she had just come over from China very recently.

Based on her clothing style and how the massage started out, I was expecting it to be a R&T session. On the flip the wandering seemed to almost confirm R&T. But I asked for more and we got down to business right away. She had excellent skills with the BBJ. She had a full carpet but I still went at DATY. No DFK, she does not seem into it. We started out with cowgirl. I had to get back for a meeting, so she worked with my time constraints and I finished up quicker than usual. I would say she was not as experienced as some of the talent at Moon Blue, but I still enjoyed the session.

I was not offered a TS, but I had already showered ahead of time. Not sure if they have one available.

Overall damage 2.

Has anyone heard about them giving more than just foot massages? They advertised on STG once last week, nothing since. I'm not a big AMP guy but Its a 3 minute drive and convenient if I need a massage.

Stay healthy, stay safe.

My last visit was in March, decided to take a break, I was going too frequently. Went on the 23rd or 24th little of a blur which day LOL. Anyway same mamasan working there and other girl who remembered me and asked where I've been. At the end of our session she said new girl coming on Sunday. So, returned a week later and there was someone new (at least to each other, didn't seem new to "the game".)

Both visits everything was offered at previous rates. At least that's what I gave and didn't get any push back.

Personally, going back into "break mode" at least from Sun & Moon. The girls were fine gave lots of attention and acted great and did everything to please. Just sexual incompatibility. Also, I'm looking for something different. Maybe even try my hand at the civil "free" world for a bit. Getting lonely these days LOL.

Stay Safe All!

The stories in this thread make me jealous. I've gone to two different places within Kingston and only ever gotten a HJ.

Either I'm going to the wrong places or there's some sort of signal I'm not giving them that I should be.

[QUOTE=Schiffy;6586389]The stories in this thread make me jealous. I've gone to two different places within Kingston and only ever gotten a HJ.

Either I'm going to the wrong places or there's some sort of signal I'm not giving them that I should be.[/QUOTE]According to rm there are 5 spas in Kingston 2 of which have no reviews indicating they might be legit, the other 3, HJ only according to the latest reviews.

I've gone to a few spas between Wappingers and fishkill and most I've gotten was a hi as well, what kind of donation should I bring to expect more?

Here is my (personal, internal. I do not keep this laminated in my wallet) pricing chart for various services. I guarantee some of the Older Timers will offer their own edits / comments / changes.

Basic HJ wherein Provider jackrabbits you furiously with no sensuality or empathy (she'd rather be playing mahjong): $40.

Basic HJ wherein Provider takes her time, tries different techniques, has a crazy or amused smile, or generally puts in some effort: $60.

Above Par HJ where there's partial to full nudity (on her part) and roaming (plus) is allowed: $80 to $100 (your discretion).

Basic BJ (covered or uncovered, robotic to enthusiastic, it's a grand spectrum): $80 to $120 (YOUR discretion).

Full Service (she's riding you, etc. But she's still at the mahjong table): $120.

Full Service (above par; she's into it, or sells that she's into it): $130 to $150 (YOUR discretion).

That's my chart. I'm now going to get flak from some of the guys who've been doing this since the 70's. Because of my last chart entry. They're going to say I'm inflating the market price. I disagree. I never go above $150, and I don't think $150 is over-inflating the market if you find a true, hidden gem that works hard for her money. Example: (long gone now) Ella. (if you're in The Know, you know).

Do everything in your power to NOT pay until session completion. Often, this will be difficult and / or impossible. Just say things like "I'm going to take good care of you. " Or whatever. If they prove resolute (about money first), then you either pay and pray, or you walk.

[QUOTE=LastOutpost;6589027]I've gone to a few spas between Wappingers and fishkill and most I've gotten was a hi as well, what kind of donation should I bring to expect more?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NikTobarada;6589156]Here is my (personal, internal. I do not keep this laminated in my wallet) pricing chart for various services. I guarantee some of the Older Timers will offer their own edits / comments / changes.

Basic HJ wherein Provider jackrabbits you furiously with no sensuality or empathy (she'd rather be playing mahjong): $40.

Basic HJ wherein Provider takes her time, tries different techniques, has a crazy or amused smile, or generally puts in some effort: $60.

Above Par HJ where there's partial to full nudity (on her part) and roaming (plus) is allowed: $80 to $100 (your discretion).

Basic BJ (covered or uncovered, robotic to enthusiastic, it's a grand spectrum): $80 to $120 (YOUR discretion).

Full Service (she's riding you, etc. But she's still at the mahjong table): $120.

Full Service (above par; she's into it, or sells that she's into it): $130 to $150 (YOUR discretion).

That's my chart. I'm now going to get flak from some of the guys who've been doing this since the 70's. Because of my last chart entry. They're going to say I'm inflating the market price. I disagree. I never go above $150, and I don't think $150 is over-inflating the market if you find a true, hidden gem that works hard for her money. Example: (long gone now) Ella. (if you're in The Know, you know)..[/QUOTE]Thank you for a detailed response, that's amazing. I'm green to AMP and have done $80 and gotten the good quality HJ with exploring. I believe in rewarding good and excellent service so I honestly find your chart really reasonable but could see how some preinflation mongers might have issue.

[QUOTE=LastOutpost;6589027]I've gone to a few spas between Wappingers and fishkill and most I've gotten was a hi as well, what kind of donation should I bring to expect more?[/QUOTE]I'm close to Nik in what I might expect to tip.

- $40/$60 for a HJ.

- $80/$100 for a BJ.

- $100/$120 for FS. (It can get up to $140, I know a bit of a wild swing).

When getting into more than a HJ it's been my experience the lady drives the price conversation. Of course if I feel she deserves a little extra than the agreed upon donation, I will give extra. Like anything else in life, a little extra helps you get remembered and whatnot. Plus, if it's not mechanical and you had fun, why not!

So in my experience the AMPs always seem to ask for the base advertised hour / half hour price up front, and then expect you to tip after they're done. Of course after they're done is when they've already given me only the massage and the HJ. So I'm not entirely certain what it is you guys are doing here. Are you all finding some way to get them to wait until after? Or are you giving them the full amount and tip up front?

[QUOTE=SikkPigg;6584042]Has anyone heard about them giving more than just foot massages? They advertised on STG once last week, nothing since. I'm not a big AMP guy but Its a 3 minute drive and convenient if I need a massage.

Stay healthy, stay safe.[/QUOTE]I just walked out of here figured I'd give a shot and be the first to report. Great experience, nice girls kinda on the older side. Barely know a lick of English all conversation was through text translation. Went with a 30 min massage which was great paid up front. Was given HJ and bbj which was fantastic. Never asked me for a tip so I handed my tip and left. I signalled for FS and she was flattered but said wasn't prepared so maybe I'll come more prepared next time. Wish there was a little more privacy being the place is kinda small. Def will come back again soon.