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To see this girl yesterday. Made an appointment. She told me to come the the airport and call her when I got there. When I got there, she would not answer her phone. After trying for 10-15 minutes, I finally got through. She told me what hotel she was in, but would not give me the room number. She asked that I call here when I get there. I get to the hotel. She is not answering her phone again. 10-15 more minutes of this, she finally answers and tells me housekeeping is in her room and she needs 10 minutes. Call her then. 10 minutes later she would not answer her phone again. 15 minutes later I get a text telling me she needs a few more minutes! It is now almost an hour past our appointment time. I gave up.

Not sure if this is a case of "youth wasted on the young" or not. I may have just caught her on a bad day, but what a waste of time. I am not sure if she was double booking or what the deal was. If anybody has a better story with her, please post.

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I posted this review last week but perhaps in the wrong section..So here it is again..

I had a dream about "Rain" from Bp today. She was offering an incall special 30 for 75. Many of her pics leave nothing to the imagination nor does her performance. Called her and she answered right away. Gave me directions to kind of a shady place on east side but I felt safe enough. Arrived at the agreed upon time and we got right down to business. She looks just as she does in her pics and she had a great attitude. Very friendly and not a clock watcher at all. Small but firm tata's and a tight shaved kitty. Started with a bbbj which was very well done. After about 10 minutes of that the cover went on and we went at it K-9. When it was time to drain the dragon the cover came off and she drank it like a pro. Total damage was 75 plus 10 tip. In my dream I had a great time and hope to have it again. I'd say looks 6. Performance 8+. Attitude 9.

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First off, if you can remember that your first baseball glove - and all of your friends' first gloves, too! - was a Rawlings Stan Musial autograph model 3-fingered floppy leather treasure, then you can also remember that Cracker Jack used to have a real surprise toy in each box. Not a piece of stupid plastic nothingness or a joke on a piece of paper, but a real TOY or a ring or something that you treasured for several days until you broke it or your brother stole it or you lost it... Remember?

Well it's that expectation that you get more than you paid for that made Cracker Jack so good back then. But the feeling's gone with the current crap they put inside the box. So... When you open a package now and get more than you bargained for, it's a Cracker Jack moment!

Saw this little lady today...

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So, I was thinking this'll be an OK time with a very average looking, not so bright little light bulb. WRONG!

Met her in front of her house up near Penrose Park, and I cannot tell you how much I think that that is a very INconvenient trip from where I'm located most days. (Penrose Park is N. Kingshighway at I-70). I had negotiated a simple BnG from her and arrived expecting just that from a gal who looked like the chubby little blond in the pix, and who might be illiterate and just looking for her next hit from a crack pipe. Well I got a world-class BBBJ from a little firecracker with a great rack, smooth, tight ass, nice teeth and smile, and she's also a smart, bright conversationalist. And she let my monger hands wander freely as she did her business. She was and is the prize in the old fashioned Cracker Jack box for me. (Truth in Lending Statement: Now she may well have stretchmarks on her belly from having a couple of kids -- I didn't see them but think I felt the crinkly skin as I wandered for the 10 mins we were together. I will find out next time as we complete the mission!)

Jamie is FS if you want, and she knows of a NOtel in the area that's reasonable... and I think she takes the cost of the room out of your donation to her. We just used the back of the LTBmobile in a secluded spot for the tonsil-tickling event.

She didn't do the CIMWSwallow or WSpit or anything, but I don't consider that a deal breaker or a must have. If you do, maybe she'll do that for you. Not sure. Bring Kleenex or linen or use your shirttail, it's up to you. I carry a nice box of Man-Sized Kleenex, but that's me.

Bottomline: Can't wait to see her again! And honestly, I'm a one-and-done kind of guy about 80% of the time. Not with this little prize!

LTB

Amber, dear...

An "autograph model," as I described it accurately, is not personally autographed by the player. Whether it's a ball, bat, glove, etc., it's embossed or emblazoned with the player's autograph. Any guy who played little league ball knows that.

So, no, Stan never autographed my glove. Didn't say he did. I do have three items he did autograph, from 1963, his last year as a player, from 1971, when I was in high school, and from 1988, when he was at a fund-raiser that I attended.

Slow night for a troll, eh, Amber? You might try walking S. Grand Ave. Somebody there might like you. Give it a shot.

LTB

[QUOTE=Gdtrfb]I can pretty much bet that you never owned anything with Stan's autograph on it. Obviously the cool kids are still stealing your lunches. Envy much?[/QUOTE]

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I did the backpage thing today and came up with Lucky. She advertises as native american, 33 slim etc.

I decided to see her as she also did massage. Usually I'm not into fs but lately, what the hey.

Typical 2 call and she is located around 44 and Grand. Incall wasn't stellar but ok. I decided on an hour at 1.5. (Which is steep by my standards)

She gave a fair rub and covered bj and cg, then mish.

She has long black hair, nice firm tits nice ass as well and was goodntite.

I will repeat but probably only use the 1/2 hour option next time.

She is also articulate and cheerful, which is a bonus these days.

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Later,

Southern One

I don't know if anybody has had a different experience with these providers
I made an appointment early morning with these advertiser and was stood up. I was told to drive to a certain area and wait for further direction. I dialed the number and one of them answered, but voice was muffled to the point you would not be able to hear what was being said, maybe she was working a client. I called back and text but did not get a response. Just giving a fair warning so others don't waste time and gas. This is the second instance of this happening to me, the first was with Lelana whom is currently visiting by the way. I'm new to this so I guess this comes with the territory.

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I was just stood up by these providers. I drove to the designated area and called the provider for directions, one of them answered but voice was muffled to point that nothing said could be understood, maybe she was working a client. She then hung up. I called back but neither one of them answered. Before that I was able to contact them with ease over a three day period.

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[QUOTE=Jonathan Trick]I was just stood up by these providers. I drove to the designated area and called the provider for directions, one of them answered but voice was muffled to point that nothing said could be understood, maybe she was working a client. She then hung up. I called back but neither one of them answered. Before that I was able to contact them with ease over a three day period.

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I've tried to get together with these girls as well. Several times they have told me that they're booked, but would like to text me back when they are free. They've sent me several text messages since then, advertising .40 apiece. I was thinking about calling back, but after reading this post, maybe I shouldn't bother with it.

JG

Anyone tried "fun-sized" Taylor?

Really hoping to find a good short provider. Been a long time since I had a really short girl.

Any info is appreciated.

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Made arrangements with the manager, seemingly nice lady. Standard 2 call. After I made my entrance, I presented the donation. Carli peeked at the donation and called to check in. Everything is good, right? Wrong, she annouces that she only does massages and backrubs. I say "Ok", as my brain starts to process my exit plan. She gives me the "we can negotiate for extras but no FS" line. I told her that was not going to work for me and I would like my donation back because I am leaving. She tells me I cannot do that, but I told her yes I am. She replies, "I already checked in, my manager will take it out on me. " I told her it was not my problem. To which she answered, "You should have asked for details and about FS on the phone. " I told her that is not something I ever do. Now I am moving toward my donation and between her and her phone as I want to keep things civil and one on one. She then tells me that I don't want her manager to have to get the cops involved. HA! So I grab the donation and tell her I will flip her a couple bucks for her time but I am out of there. So I flip a little something on to the floor. As she reaches for it and her phone I start marching out of there, because we all know what comes next. Fortunately, as I always try to do, I parked in the next lot over. So as I bust out the door her manager and muscle are marching up, but from the wrong direction. So I am in my car and rolling past them on my way out, when out of no where LEO rolls by! The manager and muscle scatter like rats like I had dropped a dime on them. Just coincidence, but really funny.

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*** So as I bust out the door her manager and muscle are marching up, but from the wrong direction. So I am in my car and rolling past them on my way out, when out of no where LEO rolls by! The manager and muscle scatter like rats like I had dropped a dime on them. Just coincidence, but really funny. ***
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Inmissouri, out of curiosity what would you have done had the manager and muscle been standing outside the door of the room?