[QUOTE=Carnicero; 1835290]Seen on the Escort Ad thread and totally cracked me up.
[ATTACH=CONFIG]266326[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Good to know I wasn't the only one.
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[QUOTE=Carnicero; 1835290]Seen on the Escort Ad thread and totally cracked me up.
[ATTACH=CONFIG]266326[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Good to know I wasn't the only one.
[QUOTE=Meme2200;1835532]Good to know I wasn't the only one.[/QUOTE]I just have to say, if things get rough, at least you will have a HANDLE on the situation. To to mention when the cumming gets rough, you know where to grab a hold from! But on another note, this is why baseball players are sliding on the dirt and getting all dirty!
Below is an ad posted in the Tampa forum from a provider in the JAX area. What caught my eye was she states in her ad 7" or more so I PM'd her and she stated she does not see guys that are less than 7"s. I guess me and half of the other mongers are not blessed and will not be able to see this provider. Her name on the forum is seveninormore. LOL.
The Private Assistant providing Professional relaxation. Jacksonville / NE FL.
I host meetings from a quiet Jacksonville Westside neighborhood (32210) near North Blanding / US-17. You enjoy relaxing companionship without the nonsense. I enjoy clean, well-endowed men (7+, and I ask) over 30. I'm a hippy at heart. Not really a dress up / role play girl.
I'm 5'5".180 (curvy).38D naturally, no children and my pictures are current. I have curly red-brown hair, pale skin with freckles, blue eyes, a nice smile and a small patch. College educated, working independently.
Face pic available. Not high volume. I really do work as an Administrative Assistant so I prefer to do some screening. I apologize if it gets frustrating. Please visit my website to get a better idea of me and see if I'm the right candidate for you. I like to keep my calendar updated for the planned or last minute meeting as well as any planned travel I have.
[url]www.theprivateassistant.com[/url]
[QUOTE=BillyBob987; 1857769]Below is an ad posted in the Tampa forum from a provider in the JAX area. What caught my eye was she states in her ad 7" or more so I PM'd her and she stated she does not see guys that are less than 7"s. I guess me and half of the other mongers are not blessed and will not be able to see this provider. Her name on the forum is seveninormore. LOL.
The Private Assistant providing Professional relaxation. Jacksonville / NE FL.
I host meetings from a quiet Jacksonville Westside neighborhood (32210) near North Blanding / US-17. You enjoy relaxing companionship without the nonsense. I enjoy clean, well-endowed men (7+, and I ask) over 30. I'm a hippy at heart. Not really a dress up / role play girl.
I'm 5'5".180 (curvy).38D naturally, no children and my pictures are current. I have curly red-brown hair, pale skin with freckles, blue eyes, a nice smile and a small patch. College educated, working independently.
Face pic available. Not high volume. I really do work as an Administrative Assistant so I prefer to do some screening. I apologize if it gets frustrating. Please visit my website to get a better idea of me and see if I'm the right candidate for you. I like to keep my calendar updated for the planned or last minute meeting as well as any planned travel I have.
[url]www.theprivateassistant.com[/url][/QUOTE]You might need 7 inches or more to get by the fat. 5ft 5 at 180 really, how the hell is she getting any business.
[QUOTE=Drd39;1857793]You might need 7 inches or more to get by the fat. 5ft 5 at 180 really, how the hell is she getting any business.[/QUOTE]She's not FAT! She's curvy per her description in her ad. LMAO, She looks like SW material to me!
[QUOTE=Drd39;1857793]You might need 7 inches or more to get by the fat. 5ft 5 at 180 really, how the hell is she getting any business.[/QUOTE]I wonder if I would get credit for 7 inches if we screwed twice, or does she require all 7 inches at once.
Sounds to me like this woman enjoys periodic sex with guys that can satisfy her, and figures why not get paid for it.
[QUOTE=Drd39;1857793]You might need 7 inches or more to get by the fat. 5ft 5 at 180 really, how the hell is she getting any business.[/QUOTE]
Has anyone seen Risa? Is she legit?
[url]http://adultsearch.com/florida/tampa/female-escorts/874934[/url]
I'm iffy about TOFTT but she's hot and haven't had an Asian in a couple years. Tampa is short on hot Asians. At least true Asians. Googled number and not much to show for it.
[QUOTE=Pickler;1858930]Sounds to me like this woman enjoys periodic sex with guys that can satisfy her, and figures why not get paid for it.[/QUOTE]And based on her less than stunning pics I think she's lucky to get laid at all. Reminds me of those trailer park hoes on Jerry Springer who pack an extra hundred or so pounds and claim they have to fight guys off with sticks. I guess it's nice to have dreams though. Even if hers appear to be a bit delusional.
[QUOTE=Mike Angelo;1858245]I wonder if I would get credit for 7 inches if we screwed twice, or does she require all 7 inches at once.[/QUOTE]I don't care who you are. Keep it up, Mike!
[QUOTE=Pickler;1858930]Sounds to me like this woman enjoys periodic sex with guys that can satisfy her, and figures why not get paid for it.[/QUOTE]She looks like an ugly warthog so she can't handle the come back " It's you (meaning her) not me" instead of the other way around. She doesn't want to do shit just have you come in rock hard adoring the fat sweaty POS and go to work on her since her only purpose on Earth is population control as no man can get an erection first sight of her.
[QUOTE=Red Gates;1860171]I don't care who you are. Keep it up, Mike![/QUOTE]She asked me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, so I fucked her twice and slapped her.
[QUOTE=Bigred2006; 1859998]Has anyone seen Risa? Is she legit?
[url]http://adultsearch.com/florida/tampa/female-escorts/874934[/url]
I'm iffy about TOFTT but she's hot and haven't had an Asian in a couple years. Tampa is short on hot Asians. At least true Asians. Googled number and not much to show for it.[/QUOTE]Hate to break it to you but that's a model named Bejean Aika. She's seriously sexy though [url]http://www.japanesebeauties.net/javhd/bejean-aika/3[/url]
[QUOTE=NephriteJade; 1860988]Hate to break it to you but that's a model named Bejean Aika. She's seriously sexy though.
[url]http://www.japanesebeauties.net/javhd/bejean-aika/3[/url][/QUOTE]I was afraid it was TGTBT but a man can dream!
[QUOTE=NephriteJade; 1860988]Hate to break it to you but that's a model named Bejean Aika. She's seriously sexy though.
[url]http://www.japanesebeauties.net/javhd/bejean-aika/3[/url][/QUOTE]If any of you Asiaphites are up (*cough*) for a drive to Orlando, these girls look TGTBT but they are the real thing:
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-jasmine-is-back-with-her-friend-bobby-visiting-orlando-andlt3-andlt3-100-real-pics-25/8477963[/url]
Talk of these ladies started a few months ago on the Orlando board with "No way" and quickly graduated to "Holy F*in Crap." Price is a bit up there for some but sooo worth it. I've seen Jasmine who seems to be everyone's fav and is certainly mine but Bobby (who seems to go by more than one name) is a close second. The pics are real / current and the experience is incredible. So if you can handle the drive, go for it.