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Grandma in Geneva
There was a grandma siting in the Geneva spa. Very nice and personable but the language barrier and other things killed the moment.
I did spot everyones favorite friend, me miss you sooo much. The place has the most comfortable massage "tables" in the burbs. You just sink right into them, LOL.
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Bored on a Monday night
It was raining, and I was bored so I took a ride over to the place at 1550 E. Main in St. Charles. I walked in and after a minute or 2, a half asleep Chinese woman appeared from the back. I asked her where Angela was and she said that Angela wasn't working today. I was just going to leave, but when I looked outside I noticed that it was now raining really hard, so I thought to myself, screw it she'll have to do. When she came in and started her rub, I went right to roaming. Within 5 or 10 minutes I flipped and explained to her where my real cramp was. She asked me what I wanted, I told her that I wanted this session to start happy and end happy. She said that she wanted $ for that. I started laughing and told her that there was no way that was going to happen. I told her that I alway's pay. 8 . She started to argue with me, and at that point I told her just forget it, I will get my massage and leave. When she realized that I wouldn't give in, her top came off and she gave me HJ number one. After the HJ, she tried to talk to me in broken English. She was between 45 and 50, my guess. I ended up feeling really bad for her, she was trying to explain that she was so tired because they are short staffed and she has been working 7 12 hour day's, and to top it off she has a long drive from her house to the AMP. At this point I asked her where Angela was. She explained that Angela is in California on vacation and visiting family, and will not return until January. We talked for a while and she turned out to be a nice lady. The session ended with HJ number 2. Even though she was a nice lady, I will wait until January to go back, so that I can see Angela. SaintChuck.
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This is Anna. Angela is on vacation but Anna is very nice. Angela is better looking for sure. Good sticking to your guns.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2702415]It was raining, and I was bored so I took a ride over to the place at 1550 E. Main in St. Charles. I walked in and after a minute or 2, a half asleep Chinese woman appeared from the back. I asked her where Angela was and she said that Angela wasn't working today. I was just going to leave, but when I looked outside I noticed that it was now raining really hard, so I thought to myself, screw it she'll have to do. When she came in and started her rub, I went right to roaming. Within 5 or 10 minutes I flipped and explained to her where my real cramp was. She asked me what I wanted, I told her that I wanted this session to start happy and end happy. She said that she wanted $ for that. I started laughing and told her that there was no way that was going to happen. I told her that I alway's pay. 8 . She started to argue with me, and at that point I told her just forget it, I will get my massage and leave. When she realized that I wouldn't give in, her top came off and she gave me HJ number one. After the HJ, she tried to talk to me in broken English. She was between 45 and 50, my guess. I ended up feeling really bad for her, she was trying to explain that she was so tired because they are short staffed and she has been working 7 12 hour day's, and to top it off she has a long drive from her house to the AMP. At this point I asked her where Angela was. She explained that Angela is in California on vacation and visiting family, and will not return until January. We talked for a while and she turned out to be a nice lady. The session ended with HJ number 2. Even though she was a nice lady, I will wait until January to go back, so that I can see Angela. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
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Made me laugh.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lotus-new-ownership-special-630-513-6429-stress-free/32269232[/URL] After 6 month's in business Lotus Spa in St. Charles now has some new fancy ad's. I was laughing so hard that my ribs hurt, when I read the part about Certificate #1 in town. I don't know who voted them #1 in St. Charles. I certainly never received a voting ballot. I frequent the AMP's in St. Charles and I have never even stepped foot in this place because of all of the bad review's I have read. If Christmas wasn't so close and I had some extra cash, I might go over there and ask them to see that certificate they got for #1 AMP in St. Charles. I just can't bring myself to try this place, when there are 6 other option's within 5 mile's, and the other option's are sure bet's. SaintChuck.
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Anybody know if the former mamasan (I think) Yumi from Royal Spa / Lake Spa / Wow Spa ended up going to another place in the area? Been missing her ever since they closed.
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You should go try and few spots to see if you run into her, then report back.
[QUOTE=CutCoEdgeCom;2708971]Anybody know if the former mamasan (I think) Yumi from Royal Spa / Lake Spa / Wow Spa ended up going to another place in the area? Been missing her ever since they closed.[/QUOTE]
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Inbox clear
[QUOTE=Bob521;2696765]Chatted with Cece. She's out of town and returns next week. Bob.[/QUOTE]Can you clear your inbox would like to discuss Cece with you.
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Inbox Clear
Hopefully enough room. Re Cece. Nice woman. Keep in mind, I've known her about three years from prior spas. We met in a foot spa and I occasionally saw her on her day off. She is conservative with strangers, I think, so YMMV.
[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;2711531]Can you clear your inbox would like to discuss Cece with you.[/QUOTE]
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Nursing Home
I have been stuck in the house for a week due to illness. All day Saturday I kept thinking about going to Golden Ratio to visit Cece. I am driving over there, listening to Christmas music and happy as could be. I arrive at around 7 PM, and when I walk in there are 2 Grandma's sitting on the couch talking in Chinese. I instantly felt my jaw drop. The older one who appeared to be between 60 and 65 stand's up and say's hi. I ask where Cece is, and she says "Cece no here. " I asked when Cece would be back and she looked very confused for a second and then said "nex week. " Then Grandma smiles and say's "I give you massage. " I politely said no, and left. I am by no mean's picky when it come's to AMP provider's, but this was too much, and I have some low standard's. I don't know how this place plan's on staying open with the Golden Girl's giving rub's. Happy Freaking Holiday's to me. SaintChuck.
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LOL. Thanks for the report.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2717294]I have been stuck in the house for a week due to illness. All day Saturday I kept thinking about going to Golden Ratio to visit Cece. I am driving over there, listening to Christmas music and happy as could be. I arrive at around 7 PM, and when I walk in there are 2 Grandma's sitting on the couch talking in Chinese. I instantly felt my jaw drop. The older one who appeared to be between 60 and 65 stand's up and say's hi. I ask where Cece is, and she says "Cece no here. " I asked when Cece would be back and she looked very confused for a second and then said "nex week. " Then Grandma smiles and say's "I give you massage. " I politely said no, and left. I am by no mean's picky when it come's to AMP provider's, but this was too much, and I have some low standard's. I don't know how this place plan's on staying open with the Golden Girl's giving rub's. Happy Freaking Holiday's to me. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
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St Charles
In my opinion at this time St Charles seems like a dead zone for mongering.
I think Geneva is the only good option at this point. Keep in mind there is at least 1 grandma working there, not bad looking but older.
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Cece at golden
I wechat-ed Cece Friday (I think). No answer yet. She has a home in Peoria. Maybe she's resting. I saw her Dec 1 or 2 evening in the shop. If I hear back, I'll let you know. Bob.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2717294]I have been stuck in the house for a week due to illness. All day Saturday I kept thinking about going to Golden Ratio to visit Cece. I am driving over there, listening to Christmas music and happy as could be. I arrive at around 7 PM, and when I walk in there are 2 Grandma's sitting on the couch talking in Chinese. I instantly felt my jaw drop. The older one who appeared to be between 60 and 65 stand's up and say's hi. I ask where Cece is, and she says "Cece no here. " I asked when Cece would be back and she looked very confused for a second and then said "nex week. " Then Grandma smiles and say's "I give you massage. " I politely said no, and left. I am by no mean's picky when it come's to AMP provider's, but this was too much, and I have some low standard's. I don't know how this place plan's on staying open with the Golden Girl's giving rub's. Happy Freaking Holiday's to me. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
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Down the toilet.
On Saturday after I left the nursing home (Golden Ratio), I cruised over to Best Massage. I have alway's had pretty decent time's at this place. I walked in and there were 2 girl's that I had never seen before. I was hoping to get the smaller one who was sitting behind the counter. Instead I ended up with Michelle. She appeared to be between 30 and 35, about 5 ft. 5 and 120 pound's, and ok looking in my opinion. She start's the massage and I start rubbing her leg's. When she was standing by my head massaging my shoulder's, I put my hand's up her skirt and that is when I realized that she was wearing full nylon stocking's and panties underneath the nylon's. I just rubbed her ass because I knew that I wasn't getting through both layer's. When she hopped up on the table, I reached down and pulled off her high heal's, so that I could give her a foot massage. Big mistake, her feet were so sweaty, I mean just sweating through those nylon's. I didn't want it to be awkward, so I controlled my gag reflex and kept massaging those sweaty feet. After a while I too started sweating because it was so hot in there. I flipped over and started feeling her ass again. As she moved in for the HJ, I put my hand up the back of her shirt and my hand almost got stuck on her back because she was so sweaty. I moved my hand around front and up her bra. She got really pissed and gave me the dirtiest look, so I stopped roaming, and let her give me the HJ. The whole time during the HJ all I could do is look at the ceiling and try to comprehend this situation. This woman spend's 12 hour's a day giving HJ's, yet somehow me wanting to touch her breast's is a big no no. After she cleaned me up she covered me with a towel, then she spread my leg's and she crawled up on the table and started performing this weird pelvis massage. It hurt like hell and I was wondering if she did this because she was pissed at me. After she did this for about 10 minutes, I was ready for round 2, and she could see the towel rising. She pulled the towel off, and she looked shocked that I was ready to go again. At this point she started another HJ, and I think that she was getting mad because this time it was taking so long to pop. She started making these stupid noises, like she was auditioning for a porn movie. After I popped, she actually went and got my clothe's and dressed me. As I was leaving I saw the little one laying on the couch, wrapped in a blanket, watching a movie on her laptop, and she waived to me and said goodnight. I was thinking, damn I wish I would have gotten her for my massage. When I went to Arby's for my after AMP meal, I had to spend like 10 minutes washing my hand's to get all of her foot sweat off of me. This was not a very good experience. This new girl Michelle (Sweaty Betty) only allow's outside the clothe's roaming and if you take to long to pop, she will get pissed. The St. Charles AMP scene is going down the toilet. When I am in a better mood I will post about the funny clothe's and outfit's at Best Massage. SaintChuck.
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[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2717294]I have been stuck in the house for a week due to illness. All day Saturday I kept thinking about going to Golden Ratio to visit Cece. I am driving over there, listening to Christmas music and happy as could be. I arrive at around 7 PM, and when I walk in there are 2 Grandma's sitting on the couch talking in Chinese. I instantly felt my jaw drop. The older one who appeared to be between 60 and 65 stand's up and say's hi. I ask where Cece is, and she says "Cece no here. " I asked when Cece would be back and she looked very confused for a second and then said "nex week. " Then Grandma smiles and say's "I give you massage. " I politely said no, and left. I am by no mean's picky when it come's to AMP provider's, but this was too much, and I have some low standard's. I don't know how this place plan's on staying open with the Golden Girl's giving rub's. Happy Freaking Holiday's to me. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]LOL. I wanted a bit of Cece and was going to try Saturday but decided to make the trip to Ottawa to drink beer and look at strippers instead. I normally think this is a waste of money compared to going to an AMP but I think I lucked out this time. It may be time to start checking out the places along 59 again or try the various Rose massages out. Maybe I should just stay home and take care of myself for awhile. Anyone with good intel on an attractive female 40 or under please PM. I tried Lavender spa in Aurora. Nothing but a massage. Girl was older too but not as ancient and unattractive as the girls working at the Ratio now. They just opened and are near casino. I don't know what to think of them. They may be extra careful for LE. I will probably make some return visits to become familiar. Happy holidays.
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God I love your posts!
Saint, I don't know what your day job is, but really you should be a comedy writer. I'm laughing my ass off. My wife says "What's so funny?" I say nothing. Hat's off to you getting a woody while drenched in foot sweat.
On the "no-touch-rule", I've seen the same thing many times with Chinese girls. For some reason touching you is much less less intimate than allowing themselves to be touched. One thing you can try. I do this 100% of the time. Is, when you arrive, make a point of saying you want to wash your hands. You can even say to her "Its important that my hands are very clean, right?" In fact, that's part of my routine with Cece. She knows it and she tells me she appreciates it. And before you roam, you might ask permission first. The other thing I've done is offer to massage them. About ten minutes in I offer to switch. "You must be so tired. Let me help you. " Anyway. I really enjoy reading your stories. I'm sure the other members agree. Bob.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2718330]On Saturday after I left the nursing home (Golden Ratio), I cruised over to Best Massage. I have alway's had pretty decent time's at this place. I walked in and there were 2 girl's that I had never seen before. I was hoping to get the smaller one who was sitting behind the counter. Instead I ended up with Michelle. She appeared to be between 30 and 35, about 5 ft. 5 and 120 pound's, and ok looking in my opinion. She start's the massage and I start rubbing her leg's. When she was standing by my head massaging my shoulder's, I put my hand's up her skirt and that is when I realized that she was wearing full nylon stocking's and panties underneath the nylon's. I just rubbed her ass because I knew that I wasn't getting through both layer's. When she hopped up on the table, I reached down and pulled off her high heal's, so that I could give her a foot massage. Big mistake, her feet were so sweaty, I mean just sweating through those nylon's. I didn't want it to be awkward, so I controlled my gag reflex and kept massaging those sweaty feet. After a while I too started sweating because it was so hot in there. I flipped over and started feeling her ass again. As she moved in for the HJ, I put my hand up the back of her shirt and my hand almost got stuck on her back because she was so sweaty. I moved my hand around front and up her bra. She got really pissed and gave me the dirtiest look, so I stopped roaming, and let her give me the HJ. The whole time during the HJ all I could do is look at the ceiling and try to comprehend this situation. This woman spend's 12 hour's a day giving HJ's, yet somehow me wanting to touch her breast's is a big no no. After she cleaned me up she covered me with a towel, then she spread my leg's and she crawled up on the table and started performing this weird pelvis massage. It hurt like hell and I was wondering if she did this because she was pissed at me. After she did this for about 10 minutes, I was ready for round 2, and she could see the towel rising. She pulled the towel off, and she looked shocked that I was ready to go again. At this point she started another HJ, and I think that she was getting mad because this time it was taking so long to pop. She started making these stupid noises, like she was auditioning for a porn movie. After I popped, she actually went and got my clothe's and dressed me. As I was leaving I saw the little one laying on the couch, wrapped in a blanket, watching a movie on her laptop, and she waived to me and said goodnight. I was thinking, damn I wish I would have gotten her for my massage. When I went to Arby's for my after AMP meal, I had to spend like 10 minutes washing my hand's to get all of her foot sweat off of me. This was not a very good experience. This new girl Michelle (Sweaty Betty) only allow's outside the clothe's roaming and if you take to long to pop, she will get pissed. The St. Charles AMP scene is going down the toilet. When I am in a better mood I will post about the funny clothe's and outfit's at Best Massage. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]