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I have to agree that over the years I have had much less BS and much more service from SWs who have been around a few more years than ones who are young. I have always found that women over 40 know more about pleasing someone. Not to say that a young SW can't give me pleasant dreams for months afterwards just that in my experiences the more experienced ones have been more pleasant for me. Just my 2 cents.
Alright, alright, I've heard enough about this old love bullshit, I mean really who cares at this point? As far as I'm concerned, go ahead and roll the grannies at "No Loitering" I don't care! So please lets just move on.
The real question is where have all the SWs been?? Well I have a report from this week:
On Thursday last week I picked up this Puerto Rican sw with half broken glasses on Memorial, said she was into girls and loves to eat pussy, but I just kept pounding away and told her to tell me some more shit about the finer points of how to eat a pussy, she just smiled and I swear she got wetter.
Tonight as I was heading back out of town, I saw the prsw out again at the corner of 12th & Memorial, but I opted to keep rolling for more fresh meat instead.
I spun over to Douglas, and I spotted someone who I'd picked up last fall; Jenny. She's a stocky 5'2 ish, about 150 wsw that dresses like shit, BUT if you get her undressed you will be shocked to find a pristine pair of DDD's under that sweatshirt! This one is actually one of those sws that I really like to bang, and she really gets into the sex too, has a good attitude and a nice little box as well. But again, I was in a driving mood, so I passed on her too.
Finally I hit pay dirt; I spotted Stephanie, I've posted about her before she kind of strolls the Memorial & 14th area but only very rarely. Shes a wsw blond with a kind of a country girl look, and I have to say, the winter has been very kind to her as she gained a few pounds since I saw her last year and in all the right places too!! WOW did she look hot! Easily a 8/8.5 on the SW scale, in other words, if she showed up at your door as an escort you would be very pleased.
I saw a few others out as well, but nothing worth mentioning here mostly off Douglass if your into black chicken-heads; one more thing, it seems that with the increased foot traffic out there were also more LE cruisers out as well, but they didn't seem to be messing with anyone.
I had a newbie ask me for some advice today, and after getting ready to link him to the info I was looking for, I suddenly realized just how hard it was to re-locate.
So here they are once again from back in 2005. I also combined a few other posts where I pretended to know what the fuck I was doing on the street as well and added a few little tweaks as I read though.
One thing is for sure, a Craigslist/escort companion edition to these rules may be in order, as I've had a number of things that change significantly when I step out of the car and into the workers domain.
Have at 'em, I hope they help.
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1) I’m in charge, so don’t tell me what, where or when I can do anything in my fucking car. If you don’t like it, get out and walk some more. You need the money more than I do!
2) Don’t fuck around with my radio! Don’t change the CD/MP3 music or news that I have going, and don’t reset the fucking stations either. And don’t hand me your CD of ghetto shit to play either…unless it make you really horny.
3) Don’t light up ANYTHING in my car, I don’t want your smoke (cigarette, cigar, pot or crack) stench in my car period.
4) If you have any drug paraphernalia or drugs on you keep it where I don’t see it and be sure to take it with you when you leave. I don’t have a drug problem, I have a sex addiction problem and that’s enough for me. Jail time/fines for your shit left behind and found by some over enthusiastic cop that wants to search my car is a very scary thought. NOTE: ALWAYS pull into a well lit area and search the fucking car!! If it’s not your SO than it may be a friend or a cop that finds your “hooker droppings”. I once drove home with a used condom stuck to the passenger side of my car!! Imagine my surprise the next day when I saw that!!
5) I’m not your fucking taxi. I don’t want to buy you a pop or anything else before we do business or when we’re finished, expect that the ride is only back to where I found your ass or somewhere else on MY way, meaning I don’t want to run you all over fucking town after I’m done, I just want you out of my car. You don’t have to go home, but you got to get the hell out of here… Watch out for the gotta pick up something at my “friends house” that is code for I NEED to buy DRUGS! Leave her as soon as she gets out, YES DITCH HER- you can be sure at this point that she doesn’t give a shit about you, your safety or if you get busted along with her for drugs. Think of how you'll explain that at your job, family or to your SO.
6) Don’t ask me for a tip, you’re not a fucking waitress!! We already negotiated a fee for your services. If I like you and you really are that special then I might flip you something extra, provided I’m in a cash burning mood. But if I really wanted to waste cash and tip someone for doing what they are already supposed to be doing, I would just go to the local strip clubs like Texas Jays or Baby Dolls. That I way I could flush my fucking money down the toilet like all the other suckers that sit in those places who think its cool to over tip and not get laid or get laid only after blowing a month’s salary.
***Oh yeah, and don’t ask me for your money up front either! I don’t pay ANYTHING before we stop driving AND you’re getting yourself undone to do your service either! Guys, allot of these girls will run off with the money, please don’t fall for the “let me get a room” or “check to see if someone is home first” shit and hand the cash over, because you’ll never see her again.
7) Give me the fucking condom wrapper!! If you go ahead and open it, don’t shove it some stupid crack in the door or under the seat or leave it on the floor mat! I hate having to search for that shit later, and I really hate having to explain why someone (like my SO) has a fucking condom wrapper stuck to the bottom of their shoe or pants when they get back out of my car! BTW: That really fucking happened too.
8) I provide napkins, condoms, and hand cleaning shit, you can use it when we are done too. But don’t fucking rush me while I clean off your residues from off of my body or my car seats. I'll take care of disposal too, I don’t want my leftover DNA matter dumped all over anyone’s neighborhood, it pisses off the neighbors and then they call the cops, so afterwards there’s no good places left to park.
9) DON’T TALK ABOUT ANY SEX ACT AND MONEY IN THE SAME FUCKING SENTENCE, and don’t do it before you get in the car! And if you’re hanging on my window yapping like that, I will ditch your ass or drive off. This is the stupidest way to get us both busted, if you’re not already a decoy, I’ll think you are!
10) Don’t tell me how bad your life is and why it sucks, I’m trying to escape from my own reality. And while you’re whining and complaining about your life (which now brings me into your fucked up reality) I now I feel worse about being a monger than I already do, no thanks!
11) No I’m not a cop, and if I was an undercover cop I probably would lie just to entrap you. Asking me this age old, stupid question does not prove a fucking thing to EITHER of us. Fact is, I won’t trust you until your sucking my cock and even then, I’ll be watching you like a hawk to be sure you don’t rip off any of my shit like my phone or my wallet (if I’m dumb enough to have them on me)
12) NO, I won’t go to your favorite secluded parking spot. And NO, I won’t go in your crack house or hotel room. And NO, I won’t run into the store for you, and leave you alone in my car. It makes the words: AMBUSH, SET UP, and ROBBED or CARJACKED rush into my mind. Not to mention I don’t want to explain how the fuck you were able drive off with my car either!
13) No I don’t trust you, I don’t want to, and I probably never will, and why should I? I've been out here for years, and you'll be lucky if I ever see you again. You SW's move around so much it's tough to find you ever again and ever develop a trusting relationship much less the one time I meet your ass. Then if I do see you again, 9 out 10 times you won’t remember me anyway!
14) Always be suspicious of a SW who is on a cell phone, 1st off they rarely have money and the means to support a keeping a cell phone (unless they just ripped off someone) and in the areas we generally find them they risk getting robbed for having something of value on themselves, so ask your self why is this chick on the phone AND trying to stroll? Answer: because it’s probably a set up!
15) BE EVEN MORE WARY OF CHICKS THAT WONT GET OFF THE PHONE, be it a payphone or cell phone, this is a classic set up, with either a robbing pimp/dealer or a decoy that’s in contact with LE on the other end. Example: I watched a sting operation in Phoenix, AZ going down on Van Buren near the airport. I had driven past by this fine ass LE decoy, and while slowing down I noticed she was on a cell phone (Nextel) but was still eyeing everyone driving by, and not really moving (another flag) either. It still didn’t feel right, so I pulled into the parking lot of the Mexican restaurant about 100 ft up and notice this dude sitting at one of the outdoor tables (with no food) talking on a Nextel phone as well, and his beeps are matching hers from across the lot (flag #3)!! He was trying like hell to maintain constant eye contact with her too, (flag #4) hmm. So naturally I had to give him some shit, knowing how fucked up the set up was for other mongers and started asking him questions, like directions to the airport and was this a safe neighborhood? Is the food good here or what? Since I’m from out of town, etc. He finally gives me hard look (like only a LEO can) and says GO have a nice day, but he’s really busy now! I ended getting a taco there eating it there, then driving off, but not before I noticed he pulled out another police radio from his pocket while I was eating, so that confirmed enough for me.
16) Lastly never let a SW “borrow” your phone, generally its to call in for drugs (just think, if they call a known dealer and the cops are monitoring that number your going to get nailed or questioned), or it could be to try to snatch the cell from you, but lastly, some SW's will try play scams on you, especially if they find out your married or that it’s a work phone, so they’ll call themselves to tag your number on caller ID for themselves and cause issues for you later after your gone, like trying to bribe you or whatever.
Just be careful out there, we as mongers put ourselves at great risk not just from LE but from the whole criminal element when we go out a ’huntin.
Sir P-
[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]
But I'm glad there are people who can enjoy the sicker and more nostalgic things in life, like vacuum tube B&W TVs, old Lefty posts and Nancy Rae's.[/QUOTE]
Now this is getting better than when Lefty was writing on the Milwaukee board :)
My experience has been, that the young ones are ok for HJ's or BJ's but just don't have the skill or experience to knock your socks of on the FS.
Several months ago I picked up a 50 +year old granny and spent most of the evening with her and when we bedded down she offered me anal poochie style, gosh! I thought I am not Lefty and didn't have a condom so I refused to enter and finished up from the front in her hot wet kitty also a plus the old Granny's don't knock up that easy like the young ones do unless you find one that's already prego
[QUOTE=PeeWee] Granny's don't knock up that easy like the young ones do unless you find one that's already prego[/QUOTE]
That's because most of them that age had their uterus's fall out by 30!!!LOL!!
Anyway, here's a Racine report:
Wednesday night: saw no less than 8-10 sw's all over the damn place and in all flavors too; white-black-brown. The best one was over by Washington at the gas station next to the Memorial overpass. Wow! couldn't make the turn fast enough to swoop in for the kill as she must have either been grabbed or ducked into a spot where I couldn't see her :(
This morning around 2 am hit the streets again, saw about 5 out, met up with a really nice BSW looked like one of the Supreme's, she was thin about 5'8" with "big hair", great bod', small rack, she was a very good time with a nice attitude. Must have been 25-30 which I know is way too young for most of you granny pumpers...
This is getting sicker than Lefty. To reincarnate the speculation, where is that guy? Dead or in prison?
[QUOTE=Sosuachris]This is getting sicker than Lefty. To reincarnate the speculation, where is that guy? Dead or in prison?[/QUOTE]
His mother discovered that he was visiting adult sites on the internet and put a filter on his computer so he could not get onto any adult sites. She of course did not want the filth on the internet corrupting her little boy's pure mind.
Mr Q - correct his Mom did stop him, but that was after Lefty found his mom on the internet. He was puzzled that every time he called her, he got a call waiting beep on his call.
I loved Lefty's reports.
HHH
[QUOTE=Mister Quick]His mother discovered that he was visiting adult sites on the internet and put a filter on his computer so he could not get onto any adult sites.[/QUOTE]Allot of Milwaukee board members wrote that Leftys reports were entertaining. Now just think, if he could get our attention with his words I would think he would have little trouble picking up a freebie woman in a bar or some other public place. I would give him 10 points for that.
As far for his mother who knows for sure, but some of his writings might have came from adult porn sites. There was a porn site with pictures and exact words he used describing and showing a woman farting out jizzim and lube. So go figure.
Anyways, I am going back on the Milwaukee board and waiting for warm spring weather to cruise again. In reality I only had two sexual encounters and several female social calls so far this year guess I am getting more selective now days
Take care enjoy the hobby.
I read most of the Lefty reports all at once after guys started comparing him to Ralph on the Rockford board. IMO Ralph seemed to treat the girls nicer. Kind of a weird volume of work, I can imagaine how it must of been waiting for a new one to arrive. How long was it before guys concluded he was no longer around and you would not be getting your fix of lefty stories? For some it sounds as if it may have been as bad as a SW who is unable to get her fix.
[QUOTE=Mister Quick]I can imagaine how it must of been waiting for a new one to arrive. How long was it before guys concluded he was no longer around and you would not be getting your fix of lefty stories? For some it sounds as if it may have been as bad as a SW who is unable to get her fix.[/QUOTE]It was sometimes nail biting and fun like a cliffhanger novel set, I remember logging in to see what new posts would be up there each day.
But the day LFL's posting abruptly stopped, I'd say it felt more like the that withdrawal/disappointed feeling you get; the one a monger goes though when he wants to go back to find that perfect fluke SW that he tagged just the day before. Only to find the fucking phone number is dead or wrong and now she's nowhere to be found. Yeah, it felt that empty afterward.
This might be my favoite:
"Big wheel party tonight in Mequon. I think they found a 40 year old mexican mom with a substance problem to put on the wheel. You know your life has hit rock bottom when some worthless S.O.B. is shaking up a beer bottle giving you an emema Dennis Hopper style while giving head to some other worthless SOB at the same time."
[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]It was sometimes nail biting and fun like a cliffhanger novel set, I remember logging in to see what new posts would be up there each day.
But the day LFL's posting abruptly stopped, I'd say it felt more like the that withdrawal/disappointed feeling you get; the one a monger goes though when he wants to go back to find that perfect fluke SW that he tagged just the day before. Only to find the fucking phone number is dead or wrong and now she's nowhere to be found. Yeah, it felt that empty afterward.[/QUOTE]Something like you want to relive the experience but it never seems to happen the same way and if it did you most likely wouldn't feel the same about it.
I still remember that report from Lefty when he picked one up at the shoe store, that was awesome the way he wrote it:) and I could almost relate to it somehow. Several years ago on MLK a SW about 8 on scale was coming out of a shoe store and I made the pick up and drove off. Then to my surprise she already had her short skirt pulled up and removing her panties tossing them over at me exposing her well trimmed kitty about a half hour later I found myself in a motel room on top of her plowing into her with little PeeWee. I must have been experiencing jet lag or something like that she was way ahead of me in thought. There has been others since then but this experience has stuck in my mind and could I relive that exact feeling I had about it. Guess it's all part of the hobby.
You guys gotta be kidding me that LFL's mom cut him off on the computer. That guy is either in prison or dead. One or the other.
Is that Leftys mom caught him and took away the computer. While there is likely a more realistic reason, this is the story I'm sticking with.
On the stroll front, I dont cruise much anymore in the winter but use the phonelines (quest) instead from time to time. I found one who the first time was 80 at her place and it was great. Second time was coincedentally on Valentines Day. I left a little tip in an envelope with a card and the 80 and when she opened it she started to cry and said noone ever gave her a V card before. She called me later to say she didnt expect anything and invited me back. Ive been back for 3 freebies :D A 3.49 investment has paid off quite well ;)