Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

In the past week I had a 4 hands at Cozy. The girls where Sue my usual and Hanah who I think is new. It was great. The girls know how to do a massage and it was fun. The tip was $2.

[QUOTE=Star01]In the past week I had a 4 hands at Cozy. The girls where Sue my usual and Hanah who I think is new. It was great. The girls know how to do a massage and it was fun. The tip was $2.[/QUOTE]

It's hard not to have fun A-N-Y-W-H-E-R-E for that kind of money, you must have money to burn if you paid that much for a handshake or less.

[QUOTE=Star01]The tip was $2.[/QUOTE]
For a HJ? For that kind of money I'd expect them to do each other first, then me.

I didn't report what I received.

It was more than a handsake. It was a lot of fun.

Second time being at the Pine. 1st time I had Anna but got no extra since I was a noob to this AMP thing. This time I got Tina. Nice looking with short hair and for being 35+. Paid the standard .80 and got the TS (gave special attention to the boys) and dried of in the sanua. Got an okay massage, but seemed rushed. As soon as I layed down within a coulple of mins was told that I could turn over any time. Was thinking not going to pay door fee to be on my way for within the first 30mins. I am going to make sure my money goes as far as possible. Asked for more massage and she obliged. On turn got a great HJ for .40 and was able to let my hand roam without a problem. Will be back again. Was told to go out the back door. Was wondering besides parking in the rear is it possible to enter from the back door? Also was told there were 3 other girls working. When being lead to your room is it acceptable to ask to see the girls that are available?

P.S. The AMP Tips and Guidelines found in the Speical Intrest forum really did help. Thanks to USTraveller and all those that added to the forum. Got a lot farther this time around.

What did you get for $2? At Pine once you get past the second door there is a hallway. Massage rooms on right, Sauna and TS on left...

I've been hitting Cozy quite a bit lately, been in the area a lot.

Alternated between Sue and the newer girl Hannah. Standard stuff with Sue, Hannah does an automatic finger in the ass.

Usual rates. Nothing spectacular.

Been going to Sue forever, it seems like. I want more from her but seems unwilling to provide.

BTW - been having a craving for a good chinese apartment. Before I start combing the CAD numbers in 847, if anyone has a good one they frequent I'd appreciate the PM. Thanks.

I have been interested to see the recent posts on Cozy.

It has been about 4 yrs since I have been to Cozy, and I would appreciate an update on the range of services.

They used to be good for a guaranteed low priced ($20 tip) hj, but not much more.

The owner back then was Kim, a very pretty, but older (late 40s) woman. I got to know her a bit, and we even dated a little (dinner and some light make out).

However, as I got to know her better, she started to restrict what the girls would do for me--and would not put out enough herself.

Does any one know if she is still there?

Also, how is the quality of the girls?

Since then, I have been a Chinese apt. regular.

They are a sure thing at a fixed price with pretty consistent quality.

However, I miss the glory days of Jessica and the lake county amps. As indicated on other posts, I have found an amp heaven in Warren, OH. It would be great to see that kind of service again in the far north burbs.

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This all takes place on early afternoon last week.

I went to Cozy for the first and last time. I get there and ask to see Hannah. "You been here before?" "Sure, but I don't live in the area so its been awhile." Then mamasan speaks korean to another lady (mid 40s?) and she says that Hannah just left. Then they talk a little more and then she tells me that no one named Hannah works here. A red flag went up in the back of my head telling me to take it as a loss and try elsewhere. Always listen to that voice. The TS was ok, with a little attention to the back door area, but on the flip she steered clear of the area in need of thorough cleaning. Red flag #2. During the massage she kept a sheet over me (red flag #3), and when she said she was all done I told her and showed her that she had forgotten one spot. She said they changed and don't do that anymore. She gave a good massage, but I left unsatisfied so I got dressed and grabbed my tip and left.

Decided to recoup my loss at OK. Another waste of time. I get there and one of you mongers was already there so another lady I've never seen before gave me a proper TS. I sat in the sauna for 10 minutes or so until my fellow monger left, then Suzy was there to greet me with a smile and led me into a room. Everything went fine until the flip. At that point a fellow monger comes in. Then a few minutes later a second one comes in. I typically go to OK in the early afternoon and I can probably count on one hand the number of times someone else was there getting a massage at the same time. So now Suzy has 2 guys queued up and she wants me to pop like right now. No access to the enhanced funbags, no possibility of the elusive russian finish, and her looking pissed at me because I don't pop in under a minute. When we are finished she says thank you, grabs the tip and goes off to the next guy.

And I wonder why I don't venture to this area much.

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo] And I wonder why I don't venture to this area much.[/QUOTE]

I hear you, not too long after I started this thread I came to the same conclusion and stopped patronizing these places too...

Went to Pine on Fri and saw Jenny (it was hard to understand). I normally see Sunny, but she only works Mon and Tues. Anyhow the TS was very good, she cleaned the boys up nice. The massage was even better. For. 6 tip she was naked with me and she spoke some good french and finished me off with a nice lesson in russian. Also, my hands were allowed to roam the entire frontier. A good way to start my weekend.

Stopped at Pine tonight for my first AMP experience, after reading about the great TS in this forum. I think they were nervous to see a new face. Or I look like LE? She asked a lot of questions. Where do I work? Why do I come there? And said "You no make trouble" several times.

Anyway, paid the standard $. 8 door fee, and immediately felt rushed. There were a couple younger girls there, but somehow I got Anna, an older lady. Maybe in her 40s, average looks. The TS consisted of a few quick swipes with the loufa, after which she handed it to me and asked me to wash the rest myself! A quick rinse and off to the sauna. Where I barely picked up a magazine when she asked me to move to the massage room. I figured my chances at extras was getting slimmer by the minute.

Here at least, she seemed to slow down and take her time. The massage was about average. This part lasted 30-40 minutes. She threw the towel aside after the first few minutes. On the flip, she immediately offered HR to my surprise! But made me promise "no make trouble" first. I offered $. 3 and she laughed, and wanted $. 5 but refused to pay more than $. 4 and had no trouble roaming.

Question for you mongers. When you pay for an hour, do you get an hour massage, or just an hour total in & out, including TS, sauna, and extras?

I typically am shorted a little bit. You always get shorted if its croweded. On your first time at any new AMP go to this board and get a couple of names. The answer is always yes when they ask you if you been there before no matter what.

The hour starts when you say hello and the ending just depends on how busy they are. If they've got guys waiting, mamasan will always short you to keep the turnstiles turning and the cash flowing. It does mean that you'll have a shorter wait if you're the later one walking in and it gives the girls a little time to clean up between sessions which is important to me. I don't think that I've ever had the main event rushed, but sometimes the cooldown and relaxation get shorten some. Just the cost of doing business with a busy spa.

[QUOTE=Rub & Tugged]I typically am shorted a little bit. You always get shorted if its croweded. On your first time at any new AMP go to this board and get a couple of names. The answer is always yes when they ask you if you been there before no matter what.[/QUOTE]Yes, I took this advice with me. She asked if I'd been there before, and I said yes, but I think she saw through it. I had some names prepared if she asked for my usual girl, but she never asked. I just wanted to go with the flow on my first visit. Next time will be different.