Bravo! Brilliant! Classic! Funny!
[QUOTE=got to Run; 1778592][b]Sugarbaby[/b]
They are expensive and tend to limit your variety. My limited experience with them is that most girls around here want the financial benefits of a sugar daddy but don't want to spend any length of time with you for it. They like to text or call you and tell you how much they enjoy your company and how great the sex is and [u]"oh BTW I need[/u] ([b]insert however many hundred dollars[/b]) [u]to pay[/u] ([b][u]insert random bullshit bill[/u][/b]) [u]or[/u] ([b]insert random consequence[/b]) [u]is going to happen[/u]." Then when you ask her to spend an evening or a few hours with you she says [u]"I would love to see you, I miss yoiu so much, but[/u] ([b][u]insert random bullshit excuse[/u][/b]) [u]and I have to stay home or take[/u] ([b]dog, kid, mother, [u]or who the fuck ever[/u][/b]) [u]to[/u] ([b]insert random place[/b]) [u]or I would[/u]." If you can afford one and are able to find a good one, I am sure it would be a nice setup.[/QUOTE]This is classic! Excellent work! Excellently written! Very humorous! I loved it! I'm still chuckling!
Sincerely,
A K