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[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3909905]Racine Ave by Chinese restaurant. Lefty approved.[/QUOTE]I feel I saw you say before that you only go for massages. Is that what you mean by Left approved?
A few weeks ago a felt like getting a massage. I also like a table shower. It just adds to the experience. I have said on this board I would not return to New. I did anyway. As usual the mamasan sees me and claims me as hers since she knows me. There were four girls in there -- all younger and prettier than her but I know some don't satisfy. Mamasan gave the table shower, massage and the rest. It was ok.
The lack of quality places is frustrating. I think I am going to go to a legit massage place to enjoy that followed by a visit to a reliable FS provider. Takes more time and money but the situation as it stands sucks (actually, they do not suck).
[QUOTE=OildaleGuy;3910258]I feel I saw you say before that you only go for massages. Is that what you mean by Left approved?[/QUOTE]No, I used to. They got a new woman, older. Although she was wearing a battle suit of about 4 pairs of spandex, she practically insisted on providing a HE. I was already psyched not to get one and while she would probably be acceptable to most, I am rather picky who I let tough my junk. They have to be really cute now before I go that route. I was disappointed because I liked the legit women who gave one hell of a good massage. I knew something was up because this place is really busy now. Phone rings every 20 min. Some guys keep coming in and don't know the rules that if the place is busy, just get an appt and go. Don't stand around and argue that you missed your appt by 10 min. I almost went out there nekked to tell him off and get the hell out.
OK, there's always someone with a better idea out there. This could be legit, or it could be a scam. I have no idea.
[URL]http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/petite-young-redhead/149666865001[/URL]
At the bottom of the post, it says that: "I requires a $20 deposit on Cash App before seeing any client, $30 deposit for every outcall".
Has anyone run across this before, aside from the obvious scammers. I'm tempted to contact her just to see how much business she get with that requirement.
Post #5523. You must have skipped right over it.
Stopped by Racine Ave (off 164) today. Mid-40's woman gave me an above average massage with plenty of teasing, but if you're looking for HE, it might take more than one visit. At the end she just dumped oil on my junk and placed my hand on it.
Has anyone had any luck in Waukesha or along Highway 100?
[QUOTE=Wsw555;3914409]OK, there's always someone with a better idea out there. This could be legit, or it could be a scam. I have no idea.
[URL]http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/petite-young-redhead/149666865001[/URL]
At the bottom of the post, it says that: "I requires a $20 deposit on Cash App before seeing any client, $30 deposit for every outcall".
Has anyone run across this before, aside from the obvious scammers. I'm tempted to contact her just to see how much business she get with that requirement.[/QUOTE]Yes, a few weeks ago I saw something similar: (the original ad is gone).
LINK: [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?9370-Escort-Reports&p=3896263&viewfull=1#post3896263]Escort Report #2131[/URL].
[QUOTE=WizardOfAahs;3915598]Yes, a few weeks ago I saw something similar: (the original ad is gone).
LINK: [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?9370-Escort-Reports&p=3896263&viewfull=1#post3896263]Escort Report #2131[/URL].[/QUOTE]It's a scam. Check out report 2221 in the escort thread.
[QUOTE=Icculus82;3915445]Stopped by Racine Ave (off 164) today. Mid-40's woman gave me an above average massage with plenty of teasing, but if you're looking for HE, it might take more than one visit. At the end she just dumped oil on my junk and placed my hand on it.
Has anyone had any luck in Waukesha or along Highway 100?[/QUOTE]I know the one you are talking about. If she knows you are a regular probably anything goes. They use a frequent flyer card and if they see lots of verified visits they know you are ok. I saw a guy leaving one day who I have seen at the established HE parlors. He would not be there unless he was leaving happy in someway. But if you are looking for a HE look elsewhere. Its not reliable for that.
New Massage on Hwy 100 was always a sure thing. Again you are dealing with providers well north of 50.
Talking with various providers they all want customers. HE is no issue. But they need to be 110% sure you are not trouble. Still too many loud mouths walking in and asking about a HE. Looking nervous asking about prices. New faces. These guys will get zero.
Tried to stop by the Moon Spa on Cap a month or so ago, found it to be closed up. I was disappointing, I usually enjoyed the massage, and the girls remembered me, so there was no wondering if a HE was in the mix. It just happened. No tip discussion, just good.
My second choice was the AMP at 145 & cap. I have been here often enough where there's no question that a HE is coming, but for some reason I preferred the Moon. Who knows why.
Anyway, walked in. Must have been a rush of mongers at that moment, because they seemed to be scrambling to see who was going to do what. Now, I never ask for names. I don't really care. And the less I know about them, the less they know about me. All the better.
So, a 30-something, and in my opinion, more attractive girl kinda glommed onto my arm, but I was being led into another room with a differed provider. This second girl started the massage, asked how I liked it. I was enjoying it. Plenty of teasing. Things were going well. Then, some loud talking in their native language and she leaves. The original arm-grabber comes in and says that SHE'S doing the massage. Ok, fine. She was better looking anyway. She jumps into things without getting any input from me and gives me probably the worst massage I've ever had at an AMP. On the flip she goes right to work on shorty without any kind of massage on my chest, legs, etc.
I haven't been properly primed, so the pump wasn't ready to flow yet. And she starts complaining "why you take so long". I pop out her titties and play with them for a while. Tried to get a FIV, but she resisted. It was weird actually, she let me put my hand down her pants, but held her legs together so I couldn't get a FIV. All the while she kept working me. I thought it odd, anyway.
So, eventually I pop, she cleans me up, I tip and notice that I've only been on the table for 40-ish minutes.
I REALLY enjoy AMPs where you feel like you're not in a HJ factory, but ACTUALLY getting a good Asian massage from someone who knows what they're doing. Then with a HE. As if it's their custom and the natural ending of a massage. I don't want to feel like I just came in for a HJ. So, let's get this over with.
There was one girl who was at 92nd and Lincoln and then later was at Moon Spa who would even help me put my shoes on after. Maybe she spoiled me for how I expect AMPs to operate.
Stopped by this one yesterday after reading about it here. Last year, they seemed super legit, as did the one a block west. Walked in and it appeared to just be one girl working. Cute face, late 30's / early 40's. They charge 45, hoping you only have big bills, so they can pocket the change. Teasing started immediately. Below average massage with HE. She leaves the door wide open which doesn't exactly make you relaxed and comfortable.
[QUOTE=SammyMalone197;3917673]Tried to stop by the Moon Spa on Cap a month or so ago, found it to be closed up. I was disappointing, I usually enjoyed the massage, and the girls remembered me, so there was no wondering if a HE was in the mix. It just happened. No tip discussion, just good.
My second choice was the AMP at 145 & cap. I have been here often enough where there's no question that a HE is coming, but for some reason I preferred the Moon. Who knows why.
Anyway, walked in. Must have been a rush of mongers at that moment, because they seemed to be scrambling to see who was going to do what. Now, I never ask for names. I don't really care. And the less I know about them, the less they know about me. All the better.
So, a 30-something, and in my opinion, more attractive girl kinda glommed onto my arm, but I was being led into another room with a differed provider. This second girl started the massage, asked how I liked it. I was enjoying it. Plenty of teasing. Things were going well. Then, some loud talking in their native language and she leaves. The original arm-grabber comes in and says that SHE'S doing the massage. Ok, fine. She was better looking anyway. She jumps into things without getting any input from me and gives me probably the worst massage I've ever had at an AMP. On the flip she goes right to work on shorty without any kind of massage on my chest, legs, etc.
I haven't been properly primed, so the pump wasn't ready to flow yet. And she starts complaining "why you take so long". I pop out her titties and play with them for a while. Tried to get a FIV, but she resisted. It was weird actually, she let me put my hand down her pants, but held her legs together so I couldn't get a FIV. All the while she kept working me. I thought it odd, anyway.
So, eventually I pop, she cleans me up, I tip and notice that I've only been on the table for 40-ish minutes.
I REALLY enjoy AMPs where you feel like you're not in a HJ factory, but ACTUALLY getting a good Asian massage from someone who knows what they're doing. Then with a HE. As if it's their custom and the natural ending of a massage. I don't want to feel like I just came in for a HJ. So, let's get this over with.
There was one girl who was at 92nd and Lincoln and then later was at Moon Spa who would even help me put my shoes on after. Maybe she spoiled me for how I expect AMPs to operate.[/QUOTE]I've worked out a deal with one AMP that I just come in and they just do the HJ and I'm gone. Takes about 15 min. I'm not the only one. One time at New Massage the mama had to leave the room for 15 minute, do a guy, and then she came back. Kind of rude leaving me there but guess he was in a hurry. Also if the AMP is busy and they know you, they want to get you in and out quick, so $30 total for 15 min is ok with some.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3918326]I've worked out a deal with one AMP that I just come in and they just do the HJ and I'm gone. Takes about 15 min. I'm not the only one. One time at New Massage the mama had to leave the room for 15 minute, do a guy, and then she came back. Kind of rude leaving me there but guess he was in a hurry. Also if the AMP is busy and they know you, they want to get you in and out quick, so $30 total for 15 min is ok with some.[/QUOTE]I had something like this happen to me at a place that is long gone. It was a busy night and mama put in a room and told there would be a wait. I lay down and a minute later my masseuse comes in leans down and asked if I want a BJ, I say sure, flop over, she takes care of business and I'm out the door. Probably the quickest massage I've ever had.
[QUOTE=LetsPlay2;3918381]I had something like this happen to me at a place that is long gone. It was a busy night and mama put in a room and told there would be a wait. I lay down and a minute later my masseuse comes in leans down and asked if I want a BJ, I say sure, flop over, she takes care of business and I'm out the door. Probably the quickest massage I've ever had.[/QUOTE]Once you get to know the mama well she will give you a special brake. I know one out of state and her parlor runs 15 min specials all day long for the military. For years its been $15 for 15 min plus tip. That old gal has been doing it now for over 40 years.
I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.
Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.
I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.
I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.
I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.
Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3918326]I've worked out a deal with one AMP that I just come in and they just do the HJ and I'm gone. Takes about 15 min. I'm not the only one. One time at New Massage the mama had to leave the room for 15 minute, do a guy, and then she came back. Kind of rude leaving me there but guess he was in a hurry. Also if the AMP is busy and they know you, they want to get you in and out quick, so $30 total for 15 min is ok with some.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SammyMalone197;3917673]Tried to stop by the Moon Spa on Cap a month or so ago, found it to be closed up. I was disappointing, I usually enjoyed the massage, and the girls remembered me, so there was no wondering if a HE was in the mix. It just happened. No tip discussion, just good.
My second choice was the AMP at 145 & cap. I have been here often enough where there's no question that a HE is coming, but for some reason I preferred the Moon. Who knows why.
Anyway, walked in. Must have been a rush of mongers at that moment, because they seemed to be scrambling to see who was going to do what. Now, I never ask for names. I don't really care. And the less I know about them, the less they know about me. All the better.
So, a 30-something, and in my opinion, more attractive girl kinda glommed onto my arm, but I was being led into another room with a differed provider. This second girl started the massage, asked how I liked it. I was enjoying it. Plenty of teasing. Things were going well. Then, some loud talking in their native language and she leaves. The original arm-grabber comes in and says that SHE'S doing the massage. Ok, fine. She was better looking anyway. She jumps into things without getting any input from me and gives me probably the worst massage I've ever had at an AMP. On the flip she goes right to work on shorty without any kind of massage on my chest, legs, etc.
I haven't been properly primed, so the pump wasn't ready to flow yet. And she starts complaining "why you take so long". I pop out her titties and play with them for a while. Tried to get a FIV, but she resisted. It was weird actually, she let me put my hand down her pants, but held her legs together so I couldn't get a FIV. All the while she kept working me. I thought it odd, anyway.
So, eventually I pop, she cleans me up, I tip and notice that I've only been on the table for 40-ish minutes.
I REALLY enjoy AMPs where you feel like you're not in a HJ factory, but ACTUALLY getting a good Asian massage from someone who knows what they're doing. Then with a HE. As if it's their custom and the natural ending of a massage. I don't want to feel like I just came in for a HJ. So, let's get this over with.
There was one girl who was at 92nd and Lincoln and then later was at Moon Spa who would even help me put my shoes on after. Maybe she spoiled me for how I expect AMPs to operate.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rbhanson711;3919705]I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.
Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.
I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.
I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.
I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.
Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.[/QUOTE]Wow. You got fucked good!! At least it did not cost any $$.
[QUOTE=PNR2004;3920161]Wow. You got fucked good!! At least it did not cost any $$.[/QUOTE]I tend to value my time over money as I usually work a lot more hours than the average joe! I was feeling frustrated enough that I made an account!
Sometimes it's mind blowing how hard it is to spend your hard earned money!
Is that there is no such thing as an appointment for an asian massage parlor. It is simply first come first served. You must find an ideal part of the day you can drive there and get in right away. I am tipping my hand here, but I have found early morning, a bit before noon, and right before close as ideal times to go. Next time try that and see what happens.
[QUOTE=Rbhanson711;3919705]I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.
Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.
I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.
I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.
I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.
Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rbhanson711;3919705] Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.
I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. [/QUOTE]Did you wait in the lobby? I don't know about others, and I'm assuming they agree since I've never seen anyone waiting in the lobby, but when they said 'wait for 30 minutes' they mean go to McDonalds or Menards and come back in 30. I think their protocol (and ours) is to not let us see each other at an AMP. I was once told to wait 5 minutes and ushered into their little kitchen / laundry room to hide (instead of sitting on the couch) while the other monger was escorted out after his session.
You just ran into a negative situation. Give it another shot.
Yeah they don't really want you hanging out there waiting. On the other hand if you leave and aren't there when the next opening comes up and someone else pops in they'll get serviced first. They won't wait for someone to come back that may not come back. It's a crapshoot. I also tend to find mornings, especially weekday mornings best.
[QUOTE=Amplover69;3923634]Yeah they don't really want you hanging out there waiting. On the other hand if you leave and aren't there when the next opening comes up and someone else pops in they'll get serviced first. They won't wait for someone to come back that may not come back. It's a crapshoot. I also tend to find mornings, especially weekday mornings best.[/QUOTE]Usually they put me in an empty room to wait. They also collect the cash when they put you in the room. Best time is week day mornings but those can be busy too. A few weeks ago I saw Jess on a Sunday morning. WOW. Her phone was lit up like a Christmas tree. All you mongers stop on the way to church. Her performance was typical Jess. She is one of my ATF. The downside of morning is that you pass the housekeeping staff on the way to the room. Awkward. Part of this post should have been in another section.
[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;3920543]Is that there is no such thing as an appointment for an asian massage parlor. It is simply first come first served. You must find an ideal part of the day you can drive there and get in right away. I am tipping my hand here, but I have found early morning, a bit before noon, and right before close as ideal times to go. Next time try that and see what happens.[/QUOTE]If you are a trusted good customer they will make an appt for you. You better show up and show on time. They know your phone number and who you are if you have been there enough. My AMP ladies will turn people away knowing I'm coming. Make sure you are at a two girl place so the chances of being interrupted are less. Get a frequent flyer card from them so they know how many times you are coming. They all have names for us like they have fake names for themselves. Sometimes they write down my real name and sometimes a nick name like LIttle Dick, Harely Guy, Trike Man, Big Red Truck Bald guy, etc. Be business like. They are a business that provides a service just like the dry cleaner. You go enough they recognize a good customer and if they get new girls, they know you are a good customer from your phone and frequent flyer card.
[QUOTE=Rbhanson711;3919705]I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.
Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.
I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.
I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.
I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.
Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.[/QUOTE]I use to make reservations. What I learned from multiple occurrences is that they will always take the one that is in front of them because too many reservations never show up. Bird in the hand mentality.
Looking at rub ratings Chicago under prostate massage. Does anyone know of a good safe one? Please help me out I need a good massage in both places. Sunnys prostate massage sucks, she just shoves a finger in!!
Upsell city over there. . 6 just for a tits out HE, $ for FIV. Hard pass. No indication that FS was available.
[QUOTE=Noob2017;3924523]I use to make reservations. What I learned from multiple occurrences is that they will always take the one that is in front of them because too many reservations never show up. Bird in the hand mentality.[/QUOTE]Unless you are a regular and they know you.
Some of you have figure out that I am completely board with getting HEs from 60 year old plain looking woman. I estimate I've seen about 400 providers at about 200 AMPs. Only a handful have been so erotic that it left a long lasting memory. I don't care if they are 20 or 60, if they have a tiny and tight spinner body, silky smooth skin, perky tits and speak good English, its truly rare. None of the ATFs were Chinese. Going to a Chinese AMP is like going to a Chinese restaurant -- been to one you been to them all. Ones with a real beds decked out like a college girls dorm room make for a nice setting. Sharing a hot tub with some naked young women is fun. Having an open discussion with great grandma back in her office about life, business, LEO, taxes, insurance, etc. Mixing things up at a high end spa and demanding to make it with the laundry girl and then have the mamasan send her in. She is usually more scared than flattered. Like going to a strip club and you would rather make it with the bartender than a dancer. Had a few mamasans show interest in me and want to have a relationship. After all they are women who want what every woman wants. Security, companionship, protection. At first it was a real or surreal novelty to date a mamasan or AMP girl. Later the novelty wears off. Like when the hottie from high school friends you on Facebook and then a month later you can't seem to shake her. Some I've met here in Wisconsin are older women past their prime winding up their careers after spending their younger days in California doing full service. Now they only do HEs. They think 80% of us are total creeps. Ten percent are lonely but nice gentlemen. And maybe 10% are interesting men who enjoy bachelorhood who might make a good friend or companion. One thing most have in common is they are all liars. 95% lie about their age. Its rare one will be honest. Seriously fellows, you would be surprised at just how many are past 60, and definitely past 50. You also might be surprised at how many actually live in the spa, have beds, closets full of clothes, and a makeup area. Combined with the dark lighting and your HE goggles on you think they are 35. I was at one that took over a beauty parlor next door. The mamasan gave me a tour of the lady's quarters. I was a frequent visitor and trusted. The makeup room had 4 barber type chairs, mirrors, make up, and a place to do hairdos. Their was a rack of Victoria Secret type lingerie all size 1, which they all were. In the back was the dorm bedroom sleeping 6. They had little dogs and a cat. A full kitchen stocked full of food and they did their own cooking -- which they often served me up a meal. It had showers and a large laundry room. Naturally some kind of cable TV that had Korean TV. The part men go to was in the area next door which was the typical spa, ring a bell, go inside on locked door. Then be led to another door, down a hallway with several rooms, careful not to run into any other customers. It had a large table shower area and a sauna. A designated shower girl who make sure your cock and ass was clean. Even power and deodorant along with mouthwash. Mamasans office has camera views of the parking lot and hallway. Mamasan was a slender mature woman, fur coat, high heels, and a taste for expensive things. Clothes, car, hair, sun glasses. Looked like a Korean trophy wife.
A little recon and I saw she owned the buildings, had Facebook, and a real life outside the spa with pics of kids at college graduation or family togethers. If you ever get over to Charlotte MI, their is one who is in her late 60's and still going at it. A real sex addict who loves to party and goes to orgies after work for fun. She's invited me to go out partying after work but I was always a little scared. She is an encyclopedia of the AMP business in the midwest. Starting out in Warren OH in the 70's, the former AMP mecca of the USA. That woman was probably trafficked and after developing trust among her traffickers, a taste of making money, and a sex addiction, she is probably one in 500. Ask for Miki at Hawaii spa. Customers are finally realizing she is not 35 but at least 65 and the novelty of doing everything BB with an AMP legend, she is like a tourist attraction. Like getting to fuck Rachel Welch or Diane Cannon. A novelty.
Been here many times and got quality massages from Cindy. Wondering if anyone here has had luck with a happy ending from 1 of the therapists? Who and how much. Any tips much appreciated.
I was just looking for a new place for a good massage. Can't remember the masseuse I got, but the massage was similar to Relaxation Oasis which is pretty good in my book. No extras and no teasing, totally professional it seems despite there being a table shower. Maybe they used to and don't anymore. I'd recommend if you're looking only for a good massage and nothing else.
[QUOTE=WamBamThanks;3931248]Been here many times and got quality massages from Cindy. Wondering if anyone here has had luck with a happy ending from 1 of the therapists? Who and how much. Any tips much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Never a HE there but well worth it in my book for quality and sometimes interesting professional massage. I say interesting because once the masseuse (not Cindy can't recall her name now) used the hot stones as a slow back scrub that was actually really enjoyable.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3931223]Some of you have figure out that I am completely board with getting HEs from 60 year old plain looking woman. I estimate I've seen about 400 providers at about 200 AMPs. Only a handful have been so erotic that it left a long lasting memory. I don't care if they are 20 or 60, if they have a tiny and tight spinner body, silky smooth skin, perky tits and speak good English, its truly rare. None of the ATFs were Chinese. Going to a Chinese AMP is like going to a Chinese restaurant -- been to one you been to them all. Ones with a real beds decked out like a college girls dorm room make for a nice setting. Sharing a hot tub with some naked young women is fun. Having an open discussion with great grandma back in her office about life, business, LEO, taxes, insurance, etc. Mixing things up at a high end spa and demanding to make it with the laundry girl and then have the mamasan send her in. She is usually more scared than flattered. Like going to a strip club and you would rather make it with the bartender than a dancer. Had a few mamasans show interest in me and want to have a relationship. After all they are women who want what every woman wants. Security, companionship, protection. At first it was a real or surreal novelty to date a mamasan or AMP girl. Later the novelty wears off. Like when the hottie from high school friends you on Facebook and then a month later you can't seem to shake her. Some I've met here in Wisconsin are older women past their prime winding up their careers after spending their younger days in California doing full service. Now they only do HEs. They think 80% of us are total creeps. Ten percent are lonely but nice gentlemen. And maybe 10% are interesting men who enjoy bachelorhood who might make a good friend or companion. One thing most have in common is they are all liars. 95% lie about their age. Its rare one will be honest. Seriously fellows, you would be surprised at just how many are past 60, and definitely past 50. You also might be surprised at how many actually live in the spa, have beds, closets full of clothes, and a makeup area. Combined with the dark lighting and your HE goggles on you think they are 35. I was at one that took over a beauty parlor next door. The mamasan gave me a tour of the lady's quarters. I was a frequent visitor and trusted. The makeup room had 4 barber type chairs, mirrors, make up, and a place to do hairdos. Their was a rack of Victoria Secret type lingerie all size 1, which they all were. In the back was the dorm bedroom sleeping 6..[/QUOTE]While I am new to this board, I am not new to mongering, but have no where near a tenth of the experience than some of you guys. I appreciate the intell and insights. It's actually funny to me because I drove right past the place in Michigan last year and wondered if it was worth a stop. Now I know it likely is. I'll bring my own raincoat just in case.
Stopped at 144/ Cap. Paid for an hour. Got 40 minutes. Not much of a massage. Cindy. Very large naturals that she let me play with. Good finish. I find I usually get less than the hour. Not sure why. Do others have the same?
[QUOTE=UnicornHuntr;3932048]While I am new to this board, I am not new to mongering, but have no where near a tenth of the experience than some of you guys. I appreciate the intell and insights. It's actually funny to me because I drove right past the place in Michigan last year and wondered if it was worth a stop. Now I know it likely is. I'll bring my own raincoat just in case.[/QUOTE]Last time I was there they were so busy it was like a two day wait. That Mikki is the energizer bunny. She could care less about the money. Sure she's not going to take less than 120 but there is definitely no big upsell. We got no one like that in Wisconsin other than a few crackhead escorts. Certainly none over 65 with her experience and looks. I've done a lot of women 60 and over but not as hot as her.
One time after a session she invited me out to meet her at a bar. I thought she was kidding but she wasn't. She goes and meets swingers for more sex.
[QUOTE=Terysian7;3932007]Never a HE there but well worth it in my book for quality and sometimes interesting professional massage. I say interesting because once the masseuse (not Cindy can't recall her name now) used the hot stones as a slow back scrub that was actually really enjoyable.[/QUOTE]One good thing is they are open 365 days a year. I'm often alone on holidays and it keeps me from feeling like a total loser by being with someone. I have gotten HE's there but it wasn't expected nor was it wanted. They were from old grannies who just wanted some fun themselves. Pulling out their tits and wanting those cow utters sucked on. Those women don't last long and Asa gets rid of them. Their providers are all past their prime, 60 plus. Those pics in their ads are 15 years old or longer.
There are a few legit Asian spas around. They don't care if you are naked, your cock is bouncing around, you jerk yourself off. Some will clean off your balls and do lots of rubbing and touching. I'd rather have than than one that keeps tucking a sheet around your dick. Heaven forbid they see your cock. All those CMTs are really no better than the Asian woman with the phony state license. On a side note you probably all realize that those women who can't speak English but have a license have had someone take the test for them. Since they all look a like from a I'd pic, no one really checks. I heard of one woman who pretty much takes the exam over and over for them and just dresses in a different disguise.
[QUOTE=WamBamThanks;3931248]Been here many times and got quality massages from Cindy. Wondering if anyone here has had luck with a happy ending from 1 of the therapists? Who and how much. Any tips much appreciated.[/QUOTE]I think it's already been stated from Lefty, but once in a while one of the (rotating) ladies at RO will give an unexpected HE. I love that, getting a HE or more at a "legit" place. Once in a while it happens at a Massage Envy or Heavenly Massage, and it's even more fun. Then, the girl is gone the next time you go... . Sadly all the ladies that do HE's at RI are no longer there as far as I know. They also added a new side business, "flotation tank therapy" or something.
[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;3933303]I think it's already been stated from Lefty, but once in a while one of the (rotating) ladies at RO will give an unexpected HE. I love that, getting a HE or more at a "legit" place. Once in a while it happens at a Massage Envy or Heavenly Massage, and it's even more fun. Then, the girl is gone the next time you go... . Sadly all the ladies that do HE's at RI are no longer there as far as I know. They also added a new side business, "flotation tank therapy" or something.[/QUOTE]Any HE ever gotten at Relaxation Oasis was not from someone I found attractive. Usually a bit butch looking. They had one last year named Beebee, something like that. One hellava massage. Never quite figured out if she was straight or gay. She did seem to like to talk about my sex life asking lots of questions. I would never even consider going to Massage Envy. To me that would be like eating vanilla ice cream when 33 other flavors are offered. There used to be a short red headed woman in Hales Corners next to China Inn next to a barber shop. That woman loved cock. She liked touching it and liked sucking it. More than anything that little pork chop just like having a man appreciate her, suck her tits, and such. Never got the pants off. Had a jerk husband who called her fat and would put her down. Customers validated her. Heard she moved out of state. She was about 35 sh. A few women indies will venture off in the HE biz model. Usually when they are in financial trouble or having relationship issues. There are certain jobs like massage therapist, hair dresser, bartender, waitress that have high divorce rates. Guy are hitting on them all day long and sooner or later, or rather soon than later, there is chemistry and they fuck around. Go to any cosmetology school and all those women are loose. They go that tats, the blue hair, the piercings and badly in need of validation. CMTs have all told me lots of men request a HE. If they are super attracted to a guy why not? Bartenders and waitresses are walking around with their tits bobbling around, trying to score big tips by being nice. Sooner or later, good chemistry and some guy is getting blown in his car. Imagine being married to a Hooters waitress? 99% chance of divorce.
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[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3933743]Any HE ever gotten at Relaxation Oasis was not from someone I found attractive. Usually a bit butch looking. They had one last year named Beebee, something like that. One hellava massage. Never quite figured out if she was straight or gay. She did seem to like to talk about my sex life asking lots of questions. I would never even consider going to Massage Envy. To me that would be like eating vanilla ice cream when 33 other flavors are offered. There used to be a short red headed woman in Hales Corners next to China Inn next to a barber shop. That woman loved cock. She liked touching it and liked sucking it. More than anything that little pork chop just like having a man appreciate her, suck her tits, and such. Never got the pants off. Had a jerk husband who called her fat and would put her down. Customers validated her. Heard she moved out of state. She was about 35 sh. A few women indies will venture off in the HE biz model. Usually when they are in financial trouble or having relationship issues. There are certain jobs like massage therapist, hair dresser, bartender, waitress that have high divorce rates. Guy are hitting on them all day long and sooner or later, or rather soon than later, there is chemistry and they fuck around. Go to any cosmetology school and all those women are loose. They go that tats, the blue hair, the piercings and badly in need of validation. CMTs have all told me lots of men request a HE. If they are super attracted to a guy why not? Bartenders and waitresses are walking around with their tits bobbling around, trying to score big tips by being nice. Sooner or later, good chemistry and some guy is getting blown in his car. Imagine being married to a Hooters waitress? 99% chance of divorce.[/QUOTE]I'd have loved to connected with Bebe at RO. She was my favorite there for a while, she had awesome Thai massage moves. Never a HE or even the slightest hint of teasing from her. I also wasn't sure if she was straight or gay, but I've gotten the gay vibe from a few of the ladies over at RO over the years. In her case, it might have mostly been the short haircut.
Ah the infamous Mikki Mouse. Definitely worth a stop in Michigan just to cross her off the bucket list.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3932941]Last time I was there they were so busy it was like a two day wait. That Mikki is the energizer bunny. She could care less about the money. Sure she's not going to take less than 120 but there is definitely no big upsell. We got no one like that in Wisconsin other than a few crackhead escorts. Certainly none over 65 with her experience and looks. I've done a lot of women 60 and over but not as hot as her.
One time after a session she invited me out to meet her at a bar. I thought she was kidding but she wasn't. She goes and meets swingers for more sex.[/QUOTE]