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[QUOTE=MidgetMac87;2385745]Random, but has anyone ever seen a provider out in town with their S / O or whoever they are with and they just look at you and smirk. Happened to me this weekend, then the provider went on to DFK her S / O and I couldn't help but think that I've done some things with her mouth that he wouldn't be happy with. Just a random thought.[/QUOTE]I've had this happen to me a couple of times. Once was a provider in her 40's, still a smoking hottie, who I saw out on the town with a guy, waiting to cross the street. Google Jaclyn Smyth from NYC if you're curious who I'm talking about, but this was maybe a dozen years ago when she was better looking. The guy had a bespoke suit, clunky Tournier watch, expensive-looking haircut. Kind of like a better-looking version of Morrissey, but with distinguished-looking grey temples. And she looked like a million bucks, in a shimmering green dress showing a tasteful amount of cleavage. She gave me the subtlest nod and smile, with a twinkle in her eye.

Another time it was a young Russian provider I had a huge crush on, out apparently shopping by herself at a farmer's market. I started to approach her and she froze, a look of terror on her face. A tiny shake of her head: no. I kept my distance. She was soon joined by a dude in his early 30's who may as well have had a neon sign around his neck saying "Russian mob"; the guy radiated danger. He looked like the bastard son of Dolph Lundgren and Scotty Caan. She left the business around then, and I never saw her again. I've often wondered what would've happened if I had approached her, and what the consequences would've been to me or her or both of us. I still occasionally think of her soft, sensual kisses, her perfect be-cup breasts, her sexy accent, her tears on my chest that I didn't understand at the time. I was married back then, but if she'd asked me to run away with her I would've done it in a heartbeat. And that was apparently how [B][i]every guy she saw[/i][/B] felt about her too.

Midget, what makes you think the guy didn't meet her as a client? Maybe he's very well aware of where her mouth has been, or at least has a pretty good idea.

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2388237]I've had this happen to me a couple of times. Once was a provider in her 40's, still a smoking hottie, who I saw out on the town with a guy, waiting to cross the street. Google Jaclyn Smyth from NYC if you're curious who I'm talking about, but this was maybe a dozen years ago when she was better looking. The guy had a bespoke suit, clunky Tournier watch, expensive-looking haircut. Kind of like a better-looking version of Morrissey, but with distinguished-looking grey temples. And she looked like a million bucks, in a shimmering green dress showing a tasteful amount of cleavage. She gave me the subtlest nod and smile, with a twinkle in her eye.

Another time it was a young Russian provider I had a huge crush on, out apparently shopping by herself at a farmer's market. I started to approach her and she froze, a look of terror on her face. A tiny shake of her head: no. I kept my distance. She was soon joined by a dude in his early 30's who may as well have had a neon sign around his neck saying "Russian mob"; the guy radiated danger. He looked like the bastard son of Dolph Lundgren and Scotty Caan. She left the business around then, and I never saw her again. I've often wondered what would've happened if I had approached her, and what the consequences would've been to me or her or both of us. I still occasionally think of her soft, sensual kisses, her perfect be-cup breasts, her sexy accent, her tears on my chest that I didn't understand at the time. I was married back then, but if she'd asked me to run away with her I would've done it in a heartbeat. And that was apparently how [B][i]every guy she saw[/i][/B] felt about her too.

Midget, what makes you think the guy didn't meet her as a client? Maybe he's very well aware of where her mouth has been, or at least has a pretty good idea.[/QUOTE]I've had that discussion before with her and she stops seeing people after certain times to spend time with her S / O. She told me that he doesn't know about her side business, but it brings in too much money for her to just give it up when he doesn't bring in half of what she does.

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2388237]meet her as a client? Maybe he's very well aware of where her mouth has been, or at least has a pretty good idea.[/QUOTE]This would be my assumption, most likely a current or former client.

[QUOTE=HawaiiBoy09;2376283]Anyone know about how long in advance you should drink pineapple juice? A girl said she wanted to suck me off and swallow.[/QUOTE]I've wondered the same thing. All I've ever heard was drink as much as you can bear each and every day. It was always the heartburn that got me to stop. Also, one needs to quit drinking coffee and anything else that would leave a bitter or sour taste. Also heard that eating a lot of Apple jolly ranchers is a good flavor for the ladies to get, but I don't want to rot my teeth, LOL.

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2385726]Anyone know who the blonde with the swingin' tits is in the "fuck milfs now" ad? I want to see more![/QUOTE]I thought the same thing and did some digging. She's a webcam girl named Sexy Venera:

[URL]https://www.porndex.com/view.php?q=sexy+venera[/URL]

January44.

[QUOTE=JanFortifore;2389052]I thought the same thing and did some digging. She's a webcam girl named Sexy Venera:

[URL]https://www.porndex.com/view.php?q=sexy+venera[/URL]

January44.[/QUOTE]Good find!

Came across this in an instgram post and the name caught my eye. They have both a website and an online app go check out the girls at [URL]www.ampedasia.com[/URL] very nice. Damn wish at vickibaybee was a real AMP girl. I'd be in that line.

The AMPs need to start posting the pics on instgram and just use a clever hashtag like #ampedhawaii so you could easily checkout the current lineup on instagram.

Enjoy.

/ JR.

Scientists measured 15,521 men to get this information:

The average size is 3. 6 inches in the resting state and 5. 2 when erect. WTF?

[QUOTE=Bikini;2392260]Scientists measured 15,521 men to get this information:

The average size is 3. 6 inches in the resting state and 5. 2 when erect. WTF?[/QUOTE]Average-ish. But I'm sure aesthetically, I'm in the top percentile.

[QUOTE=Nutmaker;2388985]I've wondered the same thing. All I've ever heard was drink as much as you can bear each and every day. It was always the heartburn that got me to stop. Also, one needs to quit drinking coffee and anything else that would leave a bitter or sour taste. Also heard that eating a lot of Apple jolly ranchers is a good flavor for the ladies to get, but I don't want to rot my teeth, LOL.[/QUOTE]If you are drinking enough water, it's half a day.

Drinks like coffee, beer, or smoking cigars / cigarrettes will undo all of your hard work though.

Man my dick is SOOO itchy from the Asian eye candy at the convention center this weekend.

[QUOTE=PopoloGirl;2392508]If you are drinking enough water, it's half a day.

Drinks like coffee, beer, or smoking cigars / cigarrettes will undo all of your hard work though.[/QUOTE]Sorry just interested half of what? I'd like to get tastier!

[QUOTE=Nutmaker;2388985]I've wondered the same thing. All I've ever heard was drink as much as you can bear each and every day. It was always the heartburn that got me to stop. Also, one needs to quit drinking coffee and anything else that would leave a bitter or sour taste. Also heard that eating a lot of Apple jolly ranchers is a good flavor for the ladies to get, but I don't want to rot my teeth, LOL.[/QUOTE]With regards to heartburn -- have you tried mixing some baking soda and water and drinking it before you sleep? Works great for me and works faster than Tums if it sneaks up on me.

[QUOTE=Nas123;2392898]Sorry just interested half of what? I'd like to get tastier![/QUOTE]And how do you plan on finding out if you get tastier? I mean, you'll only have the provider's word for it, unless you want to ... you know ... self-verify.

[QUOTE=Nas123;2392898]Sorry just interested half of what? I'd like to get tastier![/QUOTE]Half of a day, in other words 12 hours.

However, just eliminating high acid foods helps. Sushi eaters taste better than meat eaters IMHO.

[QUOTE=PopoloGirl;2395664]Half of a day, in other words 12 hours.

However, just eliminating high acid foods helps. Sushi eaters taste better than meat eaters IMHO.[/QUOTE]Wait, this is a real thing?

What other food consumption makes a difference?

When paying for services. I just saw a facebook post that was very descriptive of a transaction between 2 parties at Pali safeway (he drove into the parking lot, paid in full view & she got out & walked out of the parking lot) the males vehicle & the female's look. The only good thing for the guy was his license plate was not seen.

[QUOTE=PopoloGirl;2395664]Half of a day, in other words 12 hours.

However, just eliminating high acid foods helps. Sushi eaters taste better than meat eaters IMHO.[/QUOTE]Now I'm confused. Eliminate high acid foods, but pineapple juice is super acidic.

[QUOTE=PopoloGirl;2395664]Half of a day, in other words 12 hours.

However, just eliminating high acid foods helps. Sushi eaters taste better than meat eaters IMHO.[/QUOTE]Eat celery.

How the heck did THAT happen? I've been on the island less than 3 months, and don't [I]feel[/I] like a senior member.

Perhaps because I'm working my way through Redneck's leftovers ... ?

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2397726]How the heck did THAT happen? I've been on the island less than 3 months, and don't [I]feel[/I] like a senior member.

Perhaps because I'm working my way through Redneck's leftovers ... ?[/QUOTE]I guess the magic number is 45 post to become a senior member, congrats, now you don't have to wait a whole day for your post to be read or up loaded, LOL.

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2397726]How the heck did THAT happen? I've been on the island less than 3 months, and don't [I]feel[/I] like a senior member.

Perhaps because I'm working my way through Redneck's leftovers ... ?[/QUOTE]Click on the FAQ heading above and look for Membership Type Questions, click on it and look for Membership Type Questions. Then look for How long does it take to become a senior member. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Chik0848;2398395]Click on the FAQ heading above and look for Membership Type Questions, click on it and look for Membership Type Questions. Then look for How long does it take to become a senior member. Good luck.[/QUOTE]OK, that makes sense.

[QUOTE=Chik0848;2398395]Click on the FAQ heading above and look for Membership Type Questions, click on it and look for Membership Type Questions. Then look for How long does it take to become a senior member. Good luck.[/QUOTE]The fastest you can become a senior member is 6 months with at least 25 reports. At that time you can also become an unmoderated senior member if your writing is acceptable. If admin needs to evaluate your writing longer, then you continue to be moderated and it will take more than 25 reports. Moderated means someone reads your report before it can be posted. But 6 months is the minimum. I think.

Here we go, perfect way to 'earn' extra mongering funds haha.

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/AdultJobs/hiring-straight-male-escorts-pays-200hour-and-up-must-like-older-women/5265206[/URL]

LOL go team? >.>

edit: and no, I don't think replying to something like this is a good idea. Or a safe idea. Might as well send them some fingerprints while we're at it.

[QUOTE=Nutmaker;2401392]Rhetorical question. What's with the little ribbon and stars? We get participation Award type trophies too. Sheesh.[/QUOTE]Admin should take out the ribbon and star and let us put our favorite porn star avertar.

[blue]A2 is kicking this idea upstairs. How much would you pay to have an avatar?[/blue]

[QUOTE][blue]A2 is kicking this idea upstairs. How much would you pay to have an avatar?[/blue][/QUOTE]I would pay triple what I pay now.

[QUOTE=Hyomin;2402685]Admin should take out the ribbon and star and let us put our favorite porn star avertar.

[blue]A2 is kicking this idea upstairs. How much would you pay to have an avatar?[/blue][/QUOTE]An avatar in my opinion is pointless as well. Name display and number of posts seem to suffice. Seems like unneeded cosmetics to appease bored people.

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2396020]Wait, this is a real thing?

What other food consumption makes a difference?[/QUOTE]I heard if you mix cornstarch and water and eat enuf of it, you will shoot strings like a pornstar.

[QUOTE=Realdeal808;2403985]I heard if you mix cornstarch and water and eat enuf of it, you will shoot strings like a pornstar.[/QUOTE]If you want to increase cum volume try consuming maca by the tablespoonful. Either buy it online or at a health food store.

They should. From what I understand, Instagram is the best social networking platform for monetization.

There's a couple of dancers from Rock Za that are pretty active with their IG accounts. It's a great idea -- gives their regulars a hint to see them when they're working. Probably more effective than a "Hey love (hate it when strippers / escorts call me that -- you want my money, but you won't even remember my name? I'm working!" text.

[QUOTE=Jusride;2391293]Came across this in an instgram post and the name caught my eye. They have both a website and an online app go check out the girls at [URL]www.ampedasia.com[/URL] very nice. Damn wish at vickibaybee was a real AMP girl. I'd be in that line.

The AMPs need to start posting the pics on instgram and just use a clever hashtag like #ampedhawaii so you could easily checkout the current lineup on instagram.

Enjoy.

/ JR.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DangerBoy;2407511]They should. From what I understand, Instagram is the best social networking platform for monetization.

There's a couple of dancers from Rock Za that are pretty active with their IG accounts. It's a great idea -- gives their regulars a hint to see them when they're working. Probably more effective than a "Hey love (hate it when strippers / escorts call me that -- you want my money, but you won't even remember my name? I'm working!" text.[/QUOTE]I read this few days ago:

"The United States was at the top of the list, making 14,274 requests for information on 21,731 Facebook accounts, with the company agreeing to turn over information in 79 percent of the cases. ".

Source: [URL]http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/03/16/facebook-explains-what-it-bans-and-why/[/URL].

I imagine AMPs would be a low priority reason for information request. And I seen plenty hoes and their acquaintances posting suspect but not necessarily incriminating shit on IG. But that's not the same as an AMP using it as a full-blown advertising platform.

This video is quite funny:

[URL]www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk[/URL]

"Hot vs. Crazy Matrix -- A Man's Guide to Women".

You guys know that new TV sitcom, Fresh Off The Boat? Well, I'm watching it right now and I would like to bone the Mom. Who else?

I like to watch Ming Na on Agents of Shield.

[QUOTE=CosmicKid;2404321]If you want to increase cum volume try consuming maca by the tablespoonful. Either buy it online or at a health food store.[/QUOTE]I heard celery works too.

[QUOTE=Yahtzee;2421636]I heard celery works too.[/QUOTE]Also supposedly celery makes your cum taste good. Caveat: Have not taste test.

So it's tax season, do you think any of these places pay taxes on what us mongers donate? Do you think the house pays GE tax on the House Fee? What about Korean bars? Just been thinking.

[QUOTE=Bobbyd1988;2421858]So it's tax season, do you think any of these places pay taxes on what us mongers donate? Do you think the house pays GE tax on the House Fee? What about Korean bars? Just been thinking.[/QUOTE]Some of these AMPs have a GE tax license. They pay whatever they report.

[QUOTE=Bobbyd1988;2421858]So it's tax season, do you think any of these places pay taxes on what us mongers donate? Do you think the house pays GE tax on the House Fee? What about Korean bars? Just been thinking.[/QUOTE]Yes they do. Of course they don't report what they actually made.