To all you stupid bar chicks
When you try to pump a customer for drinks you loose another customer. If you play it cool and wait for him to offer then you got another regular customer. Greedy bar chicks are stupid bar chicks. You all act like we owe you the fricken drink, well. You aint earned jack until I stick my hot dog in your mouth and make you shut up and you suck the mayonaise out of the hot dog.
An AMP chick is a hore.
A bar girl is a hore, but she don't know it or don't want to know it, or don't want to admit it.
Another thing to you bar bimbos. When you approach a customer, take the time to talk to him and not just sit and say "buy me drinkee". Those who do are dodo.
On the flip side. If you are a good bar chick (very rare and hard to find) be up and up and you will earn the respect of the guys and make friends and maybe make money in the process.