Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5925311]Verified Table shower but the gatekeepers are ghouls, stay away![/QUOTE]Thanks for the update. I've been scouting for a new location and almost was going to try this place out yesterday.

[QUOTE=SitNud;5925189]Any reliable places in woodbury / hudson that offers FS on the flip?[/QUOTE]Wishful thinking.

What does that mean?

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5925311]Verified Table shower but the gatekeepers are ghouls, stay away![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Guy2021;5925833]Wishful thinking.[/QUOTE]Is it that bad? I am in the "madison" market and its not too hard to find there. Stay in Springfield IL a couple times a year and literally 100% of AMPs are a sure thing.

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5924915]Have a few leads from my last post. Thanks.

Wonder if anyone has been to Healing Bodywork's before? I see reviews on RM but don't have premium account. Any info would be great. PM are safer but post are ok too.

Thanks again and happy to give leads if I can.[/QUOTE]You will find relief.

[QUOTE=Dmx2022;5926002]What does that mean?[/QUOTE]Exactly what it says, TS is there but the employees are not attractive or fit.

So unfortunately time didn't allow me to partake in the hobby when over in the north burbs today. Didn't get many leads for that area. Found a few spots but when researching here and google seemed like I would be at best TOFTT. The one spot that I was planning on going to was Spring Lake Spa or Dynasty Massage depending where you look. I stopped by and could of squeezed in a 30 min appointment but when I walked in didn't feel it was worth my time / money. It was around 11 and the one lady I saw was eating lunch in the back. The place looked nice but smelled of Asian food. Once she finally shuffled out to the found it was a 65-70 yr old lady. Who wasn't fit and saggy. I should of asked it anyone else was working but my spidy senses told me it was time to go.

Ahhh, gotcha. Didn't know what gatekeeper meant.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;5926735]Exactly what it says, TS is there but the employees are not attractive or fit.[/QUOTE]

Avoid this place. Wanted a TS but it was never offered, even after I asked, said no. $.7 for the massage, $.4 tip for the ending. Mechanical, felt like she was going to yank it off. Not enough oil either, felt like I was getting rubbed raw. I normally don't give a shit who's giving me the massage but she was not attractive. Not going back.

Hey so with the parlours in the state they are in was thinking about venturing back to find a independent massage provider. I remember the days of backpage / Craigslist were you could find a massage around the 80-100 and leave with at least a HJ. I think we all remember the good old days. Been looking at many of the site and prices seem to have creeped up and you don't really find those "real massage types". Anyways long story short looking for an independent preferably in the south metro that does a great massage and HJ for around that 150-180 $ price range. Or if anyone know a spot to find those "real massage girl" who are willing to go the extra for their clients.

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5928294]Hey so with the parlours in the state they are in was thinking about venturing back to find a independent massage provider. I remember the days of backpage / Craigslist were you could find a massage around the 80-100 and leave with at least a HJ. I think we all remember the good old days. Been looking at many of the site and prices seem to have creeped up and you don't really find those "real massage types". Anyways long story short looking for an independent preferably in the south metro that does a great massage and HJ for around that 150-180 $ price range. Or if anyone know a spot to find those "real massage girl" who are willing to go the extra for their clients.[/QUOTE]Wait. Damn. It's insane we need to shell out $180 for HJs. That's nuts. Definitely should be more for that price. I have better luck taking that money to Mystic lake and finding luck.

Need new spot to go to. Anyone?

I know everyone complains about the service in MN, or lack thereof. I forgot how bad it really was after my first post-pandemic trip to Chicago.

While there I visited one of my two favorite AMPs. I really wish there were some like it in MN!

Walk into the vestibule and ring the doorbell and wait to be let in while they check you out through a tinted window.

Mama-san let me in and led me to a room for a 30 second wait until the girl showed up.

Absolutely gorgeous mid-20's Asian girl with a few tattoos, great body, decent english, and amazing personality.

She helped me undress and led me across the hall for a table shower with lots of teasing. She also offered the sauna which I declined. We went back to the room where I went face-down uncovered on the table for an excellent massage and great conversation. Towards the end, she started lightly biting my ass cheeks and telling me how cute it was! Then the flip, she asked what I wanted. Of course I said everything. The price had gone up $20 since I was last there. 8 to the house for the massage and 18 to her, not terrible.

She started out spending a lot of time sucking my balls and a little bit of the shaft before putting on a cover. She rode me for about 10 minutes while licking my nipples and light kissing on the mouth, then we finished doggy. It was the most fun I've had in a long time. She even dressed me after and wouldn't take no for an answer. I gave her a nice tip.

I went back again the next day planning to see here again, but mama-san asked if I wanted to try one of the other 3 girls and I said sure. She was just as hot, but didn't have the personality. It wasn't a bad experience, just not as fun as the first girl (Tiffany).

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5929557]I know everyone complains about the service in MN, or lack thereof. I forgot how bad it really was after my first post-pandemic trip to Chicago.

While there I visited one of my two favorite AMPs. I really wish there were some like it in MN!

Walk into the vestibule and ring the doorbell and wait to be let in while they check you out through a tinted window.

Mama-san let me in and led me to a room for a 30 second wait until the girl showed up.

Absolutely gorgeous mid-20's Asian girl with a few tattoos, great body, decent english, and amazing personality.

She helped me undress and led me across the hall for a table shower with lots of teasing. She also offered the sauna which I declined. We went back to the room where I went face-down uncovered on the table for an excellent massage and great conversation. Towards the end, she started lightly biting my ass cheeks and telling me how cute it was! Then the flip, she asked what I wanted. Of course I said everything. The price had gone up $20 since I was last there. 8 to the house for the massage and 18 to her, not terrible.

She started out spending a lot of time sucking my balls and a little bit of the shaft before putting on a cover. She rode me for about 10 minutes while licking my nipples and light kissing on the mouth, then we finished doggy. It was the most fun I've had in a long time. She even dressed me after and wouldn't take no for an answer. I gave her a nice tip.

I went back again the next day planning to see here again, but mama-san asked if I wanted to try one of the other 3 girls and I said sure. She was just as hot, but didn't have the personality. It wasn't a bad experience, just not as fun as the first girl (Tiffany).[/QUOTE]Wow. As a new hobbiest that started in 2019 I've never heard of a story like this in MN. This reminds me of the garbage service that ALL of YOU pay for which keeps the prices so damn high. To bad I wasn't around in the hobby to every witness a better time in MN.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;5930092]Wow. As a new hobbiest that started in 2019 I've never heard of a story like this in MN. This reminds me of the garbage service that ALL of YOU pay for which keeps the prices so damn high. To bad I wasn't around in the hobby to every witness a better time in MN.[/QUOTE]I've never had anything like it in MN. Nice table showers and topless L1 at AMPs is it.