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[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1404558]I'm just curious. How the fuck did you find the forum if you don't know how to use google?

And because this is a point constantly brought up by likely the same people with new aliases, I will reiterate, when the Seniors who tell you to RTFF started out, we / they were told to RTFF. Because its the only thing that works. Don't like it? Go to the block and pay 175 for a handjob and see how much anyone here gives a shit.[/QUOTE]Again you not reading I didn't say me I said some of us. And you guys are dropping alot of bull flexing over the internet. Really is it that deep. I asked a question no reason to be unesscary about any of this. Before you also comment see that I read and I researched the one girl I posted it and then I did what I asked about it right. Hmmm so before you come jumping off of nowhere leave a dead subject dead and focus on getting pussy like everyone else. I mean continue to flame me on and on. And fill the threads up with senseless pointless insults instead of what its for. Must make you feel real bad flaming me over a question its ok buddy itll be ok.

Hey fellow mongers, Sorry but I was away for a couple of weeks. Did manage to knock off a couple of my bucket lists tho. Two pornstars and a smoking hot blond. Oh the fun!

By the way, for everyone that wants answers without RTFF. You can gladly sent your donations in and I'll go hit it and send you the report.

Ok, on to the reports.

Happy Hunting and stay safe.

Jp

[QUOTE=JustPlayingMD; 1404568]Bench,

She always quotes high when stating prices, ask about specials and she will come down. Normally, $$ for the hr with multi.

Enjoy.

Jp[/QUOTE]I appreciate the tip. Sometimes I am no better than a newbie.

I'm auditioning a new Ms. Benchseats so won't be partaking in any festivities unless I stay single, but I'll keep it mind.

Really though, I'm pretty sure it was an asshole tax, and if not she's stereotyping the neighborhood pretty good.

Saw Melissa again.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/back-in-town-sweet-playful-redhead-sensual-girl-next-door-back-in-town-25/4461499[/url]

[url]http://melissa.escortqueen.com/gallery.html[/url]

She is a very cute redhead. She took a break and got rid of the slight belly. Seems we were right and she was preggo before. She is back to her original picture stature. Some marks on the belly but still looks good! Got into it even more than before! I'll be going back. Kissing, DATY, fiv, got into it, very nice CBJ, some 69 action, cg, and some modified mish on the edge of the bed to finish. $.20 for the half, and offers $$ for the hr.

Check her out, she's fun!

Happy Hunting and stay safe.

Jp

[QUOTE=Stealth Mode; 1404234]These two are using Tabby's old phone number. When I called and asked for Tabby, the one chick said that she was off today. This all seemed kind of strange to me, unless it's a crew of them. I've actually seen a few different girls under that same number in the past. There is even a review on the other site pertaining to a switch. So something is going on here, whether it's legitimate or not.

So who is going to TOFTT?[/QUOTE]Not even if it were free. A picture can say a thousand words. Those pictures say three. "busted, ugly, trash."

Backpage now has a new gallery layout. It's much easier to cut through the bogus ads. Also, if you highlight (Tip: use the arrow keys on your keyboard to move between each ad in the main picture gallery) the box over the picture, it will go through all of the pictures for that person without actually clicking on the ad.

[QUOTE=MikeWalter;1404476]Look jerk off. This isn't your site. The working girls, and that's what they are, working girls, aren't yours. I can just picture you"Billy badass on the keyboard. Writing all tough. Just because you have slept w more working girls than anyone else (because you can't get it for free) doesn't give you the right to tell the "newbies" they can't ask questions. Just because when you aren't paying for puss at the parlor and playing magic cards and resident evil w your butt buddies after a circle jerk doesn't mean you can get on here and tell anyone what to do! Go down to your bunker you out of shape out of style never kissed a girl scared to come out of the closet or bunker queer and grow up![/QUOTE]

I've never seen Resident Evil, I don't play video games, and I don't know what magic cards are.

All you've shown again is that you haven't read the forum; I don't post in the massage parlor section because I haven't been to a parlor in years. You didn't even read what I wrote, because your mindless attack on me has nothing to do with it. I didn't say the girls were mine; I said the information on this site is all YOURS, free, but you're too LAZY to expend the effort to look through this free encyclopedia.

Sorry, but no one here plays the dozens. This isn't a street corner in the hood.

[QUOTE=MikeWalter;1404476]Look jerk off. This isn't your site. The working girls, and that's what they are, working girls, aren't yours. I can just picture you"Billy badass on the keyboard. Writing all tough. Just because you have slept w more working girls than anyone else (because you can't get it for free) doesn't give you the right to tell the "newbies" they can't ask questions. Just because when you aren't paying for puss at the parlor and playing magic cards and resident evil w your butt buddies after a circle jerk doesn't mean you can get on here and tell anyone what to do! Go down to your bunker you out of shape out of style never kissed a girl scared to come out of the closet or bunker queer and grow up![/QUOTE]No one said that you can't ask questions but if you would take the time to read the forum as suggested you would realize that noobs that have not yet contributed are not going to get any valuable answers. Some members might throw you a bone once in a while to be generous but again, if you would read the forum, you would realize that the ones who are bitching at you have the most valuable info.

[QUOTE=MikeWalter; 1404476]Look jerk off. This isn't your site. The working girls, and that's what they are, working girls, aren't yours. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] Just because you have slept w more working girls than anyone else [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] Doesn't give you the right to tell the "newbies" they can't ask questions. Just because when you aren't paying for puss at the parlor and playing magic cards and resident evil w your [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] Doesn't mean you can get on here and tell anyone what to do! [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were [u]largely argumentative[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [i]Thank You! [/i][/blue][/QUOTE]Well aren't you quite the little judgmental fuck. Go rub one out, maybe you'll feel better.

[QUOTE=JustPlayingMD; 1404582]Saw Melissa again.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/back-in-town-sweet-playful-redhead-sensual-girl-next-door-back-in-town-25/4461499[/url]

[url]http://melissa.escortqueen.com/gallery.html[/url]

She is a very cute redhead. She took a break and got rid of the slight belly. Seems we were right and she was preggo before. She is back to her original picture stature. Some marks on the belly but still looks good! Got into it even more than before! I'll be going back. Kissing, DATY, fiv, got into it, very nice CBJ, some 69 action, cg, and some modified mish on the edge of the bed to finish. $.20 for the half, and offers $$ for the hr.

Check her out, she's fun!

Happy Hunting and stay safe.

Jp[/QUOTE]I might have to give her a try. Is that picture of her in the black corset represented of how she looks now?

The google generation.

They're used to instant info at the tips of their fingers, without working for it.

The info goes in one ear, and quickly exits the other.

They're a bunch of vapid, oxygen-wasting idiots, and I fear what is to become as they get older and get the keys to the kingdom.

It's time to move to Thailand.

Keep drinking

LOCATION: Hotel near BWI.

DATE: Recently.

NAME: Anna.

INCALL / OUTCALL: Incalls only.

INCALL CLEANLINESS: The whole place was sloppy. Not dirty, it just looked like a disorganized kid was staying there. Which, considering her age, made sense.

AGENCY OR INDY: Independent.

ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes.

AGE: 20.

PERSONALITY: 20 year old kid. Friendly enough, just not very focused.

RACE: Paleface.

BODY TYPE: Somewhere between athletic and thick, leaning much more toward the athletic.

WEIGHT: 135.

HEIGHT: 5'8".

BUST: Just under a handful, though my hands are rather large. Probably a B cup.

WAIST: Wide.

HIPS: Wide.

HAIR: I can't remember. Might have been dyed blonde. It was long, as she claims in her ad.

EYES: Memory's fuzzy. Might have been brown.

FEET: Not into feet. She had two though, if you're interested.

SKIN TONE: About average. Not tanned, but not too pale, either.

TRIMMING: Shaved clean.

TATTOOS: All over the place, see her pictures.

SCARS: None noticed.

PIERCINGS: Also all over the place, even her waist was pierced.

CLOTHES: Came off quickly. Got dressed like a beach babe afterward though, short shorts and a tank top.

GLASSES: None.

MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS? : Pretty quiet gal. I have the feeling she would be more vocal had I been, but I was pretty quiet, too.

ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: Her enthusiasm matched mine. Mind you, I was pretty relaxed.

MULTIPLE CUPS? : No time for that.

ACCEPTS FRENCH: Maybe, didn't try.

SMOKES: Probably not. I didn't smell smoke in her hair.

DRINKS: Not during the session, but she says she loves to.

KISSING TECHNIQUE: No kissing allowed. Just my opinion though, I suspect that it's a YMMV kind of thing, she might go for it with you. If she likes you.

FRENCH: Only with a condom on.

GREEK: Didn't ask, not my thing.

RUSSIAN: Probably possible, but she's not very well equipped for this activity.

DONTs: As I said, no kissing; she had no problem with the other positions I moved her into.

WEBSITE:

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SCREENING PROCESS: Two call system.

EMAIL: None.

PHONE: 786 378 4607. Don't text her.

RATES: $150 Half Hour, $200 Full Hour.

RECOMMEND: Sure.

REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) If she's still in town when I feel like dumping a fuck in someone again.

COMMENTS: I called Anna in the afternoon to try and set something up. She must have been otherwise engaged, because she never picked up the phone. No bigs, there's plenty of working girls to go around, so I moved on. She called me back later, but I had already gotten set with another girl, so I declined.

Fast forward to the parking lot. The other girl wasn't answering her phone. I gave her fifteen minutes, then I called Anna back. Turned out she was in another hotel nearby, so I asked her if she was ready to go right then. She was.

I came up to the room and she let me in without incident (no hug though. Rookies.). I got comfortable, handled the business, and just before we started, she asked me to wash my hands. I liked this detail; it implied that she would allow fingers inside of her, if I was so inclined. I never did try during this half hour session, but at least the option was there.

I came back from the bathroom and we got on the bed. She started absent-mindedly tugging at my soldier like a rank amateur while gawking at the television. I had to tell her to be more gentle, as it was very delicate equipment she was handling. She did as asked, but was still fixated on the TV. Looking to get a little more investment from her, I pulled out my protection and handed it to her.

"You want ME to put it on?"

Fucking rookies.

I then instructed her on how to put a condom on a man's member, because she admitted to being clueless about it. She may have just been BS'ing me, though. She seemed like the kind of girl who hadn't lacked for sexual partners before getting into the hobby. Had all of them strapped on themselves? In that moment, I really appreciated all the girls in Seattle who applied it with their mouths alone.

Anyway, she got down to decently slobbing my knob. She wasn't as good at it as Samantha was last week, but she obviously had some experience. After what was too short a time, she came up and looked at me, silently asking me if I was ready to move on. I went ahead and moved her into place for some missionary, though if we had more than thirty minutes I would have liked her to keep going. She grabbed some lube and coated the cover with it (I would go so far as to say that her covered handjob skill exceeded her uncovered) , and we got down to it.

She liked what I was doing at first but honestly, I was having trouble feeling her. So, I moved her into a couple of other positions before rolling her over to walk the dog, where we finished.

Anna looks great, has nice, tight skin, pert breasts and a surprisingly fine ass. All those crazy piercings and ink give her an interesting style, and I'm sure she would be great for a much more energetic session than what I was after. If you have a taste for younger, non-fatty white flesh, jump on that; I'm used to seeing women of her caliber on Eros or Date-Check going for $300 or more per hour. Jump on her quick though, because she told me that she would soon be returning home. All possibly lies, but eh, who really cares what these girls say anyway.

[QUOTE=Stealth Mode;1404671]Backpage now has a new gallery layout. It's much easier to cut through the bogus ads. Also, if you highlight (Tip: use the arrow keys on your keyboard to move between each ad in the main picture gallery) the box over the picture, it will go through all of the pictures for that person without actually clicking on the ad.[/QUOTE]I've been using a Greasemonkey script in Google Chrome called:

[url="http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/98422"]Backpage Image Preview[/url]

It will display thumbnails for all of the images in a post below the post heading. The downside is, it loads thumbnails for all of the ads at once, so it sometimes takes a while for my computer to draw all of the pictures. Once I see a girl I'm interested in though, I open the ad in a new tab so I won't have to wait for the pictures to be drawn again.

Back before the Craigslist crackdown, I was using a great extension that would not only give image previews, but if you moused over the ad, it would drop down a preview of the ad itself. You wouldn't even need to click on anything with this. Have any of you seen anything like this for Backpage?

[Google Happens]

Okay, looks like there is a Greasemonkey script to add similar functionality for Backpage:

[url="http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/95225"]Backpage Post Preview[/url]

Happy pooning, mongers.

[QUOTE=Shade Snake;1405290]I might have to give her a try. Is that picture of her in the black corset represented of how she looks now?[/QUOTE]Yes, especially the face. Boobs are pushed up a bit, but she is very cute, and I actually enjoyed talking to her as well. You wouldn't go wrong there.

Happy hunting and stay safe.

Jp

And she certainly was.

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An amazing time was had with her, pictures are 100% real, super-unrushed, $.6 for 1/2, $$.6 for hr, worth every penny for those that prefer a more relaxed GFE-type.

Can't wait for her to come back to town.