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[QUOTE=Chakkra72;1347233]This was actually a dude that placed the ad.[/QUOTE]I saw the MW4MW and misunderstood. I thought it was "married woman for married woman." That led to my assumption that it was a woman. I realize now that it was "man/woman for man/woman." So...yes...that was likely a man.
[QUOTE=Occupant;1347206]Think I could get my house painted this way?[/QUOTE]The possibilities are endless!
Anna,
Your inbox was full and I couldn't reply.
Yes, absolutely I will do exactly as you suggest next week upon your return. I will be your slave, if you wish. I will be hers, as well. Or you two can be my slaves. Or you two can be slaves to each other. Or we can all just take turns. Count me in. Just let me know when you get back.
On another note. If you get a chance, could you please vouche for me with Nurse Bella? I am in desperate need of some TLC and I have been terribly remiss in not seeing this medical specialist. And if anyone else on here feels comfortable enough to say something nice to the good nurse on my behalf, I will moan your name in grateful ecstasy once while I am with her. Not.
Happy New Year, all!
[QUOTE=Mundane; 1346870]Okay. Which one of you brilliant Pervs pulled this off?
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I need help, think I was scammed. Mw4mw. 99 (knox)
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I am not sure, but I think I was scammed. I spoke with a misstress on here back and forth for about a week. She stated she lived in bearden, had a successful buisness, all that. Said she had a few other possible subs lined up. She wanted to make sure I was servable material, so she told me to meet with her older male friend and serve him. If I did well, he would report back and I would be allowed to meet her. (screening process) well I met and serviced him, and she wrote back stating that I did well. Didn't hear from her for a week, then an email stating she ran into some family problems and had to fly to another state. After that, she deleted her email and I never heard back from her. Anyone else go through this? Is this a scam or was it legit? If it was some creepy old man just wanting to get his rocks off, I'm going to be PISSED. Someone let me know something[/QUOTE]As Larry the Cable Guy would say,"I don't care who you are. Now that's funny".
Masterful piece of literature at the least. Funny as hell.
Please share if you have seen her. Beautiful smile.
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[QUOTE=NewButOld; 1348619]Please share if you have seen her. Beautiful smile.
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New[/QUOTE]While this is a cute one, she is a young looking 21. Just curious if anyone else has an age limit? I'm twice her age and yes, I'm a dirty old man, but do have limits.
[QUOTE=Mickey865;1348729]While this is a cute one, she is a young looking 21. Just curious if anyone else has an age limit? I'm twice her age and yes, I'm a dirty old man, but do have limits.[/QUOTE]My limit is 18, I'm 68 round number.
[QUOTE=Mickey865;1348729]While this is a cute one, she is a young looking 21. Just curious if anyone else has an age limit? I'm twice her age and yes, I'm a dirty old man, but do have limits.[/QUOTE]I'm 45. My first venture into the hobby, when I was 44, was with a 19-year-old by the name of Barbie. Yes, that Barbie. My limit is 18. Anything over 30 seems old to me, and I prefer 18-24.
[QUOTE=Mickey865;1348729]While this is a cute one, she is a young looking 21. Just curious if anyone else has an age limit? I'm twice her age and yes, I'm a dirty old man, but do have limits.[/QUOTE]Nope, I'm 36 and I'd do her in a heartbeat.
My only limit is what the law allows.
I've said it here before, but there's not a piece of ass in the world worth going to jail over.
I do have to say, outside of the hobby, I do have a limit in that I'm not going to play with some young girl's emotions.
A few years ago, I was working at a local store and this soccer mom * was going off on a 16 year girl who was about 3 hours into the first customer service job she'd ever had in her life.
I went over and told soccer mom from hell where she could go back to.
By the time it was over and soccer mom left for hell, this girl was sitting in the floor, crying.
I dried her tears and from that day on, she had a HUGE crush on me and I probably could have tapped it, but no way I would have.
As far as the hobby goes though, if they're selling it, some guy is going to be buying it and so why not me?
[QUOTE=Bigdog4001;1348840]I'm 45. My first venture into the hobby, when I was 44, was with a 19-year-old by the name of Barbie. Yes, that Barbie. My limit is 18. Anything over 30 seems old to me, and I prefer 18-24.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the replies, Guess I may loosen up someday, and become a real dirty ole man.
[QUOTE=Dr Holiday; 1346139]Lucky that I'm seriously in the disposable $$$ this year. All because haven't been supporting a long term sugarbaby at moment. Rental is way smarter than a long term lease money wise. Sweat equity in hassle is way less too.
I'm using $$ on the UTR types like crazy. Economics must be worse than I thought because they are calling and volunteering. Went with a new one from a watering hole. Pissed off two others in there they didn't go (LOL they'll get over it by rent time in a few days or a week when the credit card bill hits).[/QUOTE]I think you know about my SugarBaby experience. So, I decided to try a little different riff on your UTR / Mommy needs cash for Christmas guidance. Mommies with "Emotional" needs! I am not much for the bar scene so I joined one of the civilian dating sites. (The New Meat Market) Admittedly, my situation is a little unusual in that I'm in a long distance relationship and can be seen in public and yes post a pic on the site. Anyway, I started with a search for 27-35yr old "separated" Moms. Yahtzee! I spent New Years Eve with a very sexy (33yr old) lady who has only been separated a month and she absolutely took me to the Woodshed! Having gotten used to girls using / needing lube and blowing into a condom, it was quite a nice change to have to freakin towel her off she was so wet and to do my Tom Sawyer "WhiteWash" routine instead of watching a provider flush my fruit down the toilet.
Cost: Six beers and 4 jello shots. (Yes, when she said I'll have a Bud Light instead of an Appletini I knew I was going to be very Happy!)
Reason this will only be a partime venture: Six texts already today, Jeez! (It is a bit Ironic however, that an ATF who feeds pretty Damn well at the Senna trough does a shitty job of calling back sometimes and the civilians who barely get dinner and a few drinks won't quit calling! Hmm.)
Anyway, Happy New Year everybody! Damn, There goes my phone again. This Almost seems unfair!
I think if god made anything better than pussy, he kept it for himself
[QUOTE=WheelerJim;1349806]I think if god made anything better than pussy, he kept it for himself[/QUOTE]Ain't that the truth!
[QUOTE=WheelerJim;1349806]I think if god made anything better than pussy, he kept it for himself[/QUOTE]LMAO.
I actually told the last ho I was with a variation of just that.
She was telling me what her drugs of choice were.
Well, my drugs of choice are whiskey, hand rolled cigars and pussy and I flat out told her that my drug of choice is pussy.
One of the great things about hoes is, there's no real BS.
Some of them will TRY to BS you, but we know what they want and we know what they want.
You want to know something better than pussy?
It's telling her, here's some money, now spread your legs.
[QUOTE=WheelerJim;1349806]I think if god made anything better than pussy, he kept it for himself[/QUOTE]It's definitely my drug of choice!