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[QUOTE=Pinoboy;2970169][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/petite-tattooed-exotic-italian-nicole-new-in-townready-to-play/16384003[/URL]

So I decided to text this girl and she responded right away. I asked her if she could do a 30 min body rub and she quoted me a rate and also asked if I was a cop. Of course I ask her the same thing and she says "no I'm not". Asked her to send me a photo with two fingers up, which she did. I then asked her for a boob shot which she sent me as well. She even sent me a photo of her holding a piece of paper with my phone number written on it and a short video of her moving around provocatively, which she did on her own without me asking. She looks DAMN HOT! The only thing is I am kind of leery these days about seeing someone who I have not been able to find reviews on and I haven't been active in the hobby for quite a while now, but this girl got me VERY interested even though I'm not a big fan of so many tattoos. With that said, can someone please go see this one and report back?[/QUOTE]60 minute rate quoted is $$. 6 to $x3. I'm not interested.

I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]Does #6 cover punctual? High on my list.

Fisherman.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;2970632]Worst post ever. I want the last minute of my life back.

I have seen her and will not respond with my review to this as a form of protest for such a horrific post.[/QUOTE]LOL damn that's funny right there.

I got to say I'd love to see her. However, I was pretty sure I new her from real life. She doesn't hide her face to well and when it was confirmed she was in mental health I knew. I am wondering why she changes her age though. She's 39 and looks well, she doesn't need to say she's 33. There have been rumors but I'm glad I know, it's nice to know peoples secret. Don't work with her though. She probably wouldn't see because of this but one day I might try. LOL.

Art.

[QUOTE=OliverOil;2950500]Visited my favorite mental health practitioner, the petite and sweet Dahlia. She greeted me in Star Wars t-shirt so I could get my geek freak on, she knows me oh so well. And as for her reviews, Han Solo would say, it's true, all of it. Not only is she sexy as ever but great company and fun to chat with.

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Submitted for your approval.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]I needed a good laugh this morning.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]So, just for fun I rated Michele1 L on your scale and she only earned 60 points.

There is a nun at the church that earned 80.

That's just all wrong.

C3.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]But I'm not naming names.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2972135]So, just for fun I rated Michele1 L on your scale and she only earned 60 points.

There is a nun at the church that earned 80.

That's just all wrong.

C3.[/QUOTE]LOL that's harsh anti smoking.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]I'm sure many on this board know at least two women that describe what you're looking for. I can think of two off the top of my head. The only stipulation is that you're most likely going to have to fork over quite a few goodies. They are definitely out there if you're willing to head further down south.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]
This needs to moved to general forums. Unnecessary crap I have to scroll through. With useless info.

You're on the wrong thread you should be reading USAG classifieds there are a bounty of well reviewed lovelies that meet the grade I. E. Avalon, Dahlia, Abagail etc.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]

What's good.

I was driving by obt and 40st I see this hot girl walking, had to have her in my car, picked her up went to 711 (the whole way I was fingering her and she was giving me a hand job). Went to her place in some old crack house went in a room by the back, no light but a sofa and table. I didn't care I use the lights on our phones and fucked her ever which. Ok bbj, sucked her big titts, made out (GFE all the way) put the hat on and fucked her hard k9 while pulling her hair and big titts.

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Had a visit with Tiffany a few weeks ago at her location off I'drive.

Easy to make appointment via text. Definitely not the girl in the ad, not even close. She was slim and blondwas so and I needed to to bust a nut so when ahead and gave her a shot. The room stunk of weed and when she ask me if I could smell it should have been the hint I needed to leave.

But my little head was hurting for some pussy, she put a hat on and gave a CBJ, worst ever. I think she sucked it for about 30 seconds then said thatsit and how did I want it. I was like that's it. "Yup" so I just finished it in mish and bolted. $. 50 wasted. What a disappointment.

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[QUOTE=Mj832;2969240]Saw her a few mobths ago. Wanted to post my experience because haven't seen any reviews. She is younger than Tina who offers the mystical eastern experience. Safe incall apartment complex on east side. Massage and tease are good. She is open minded and cool. FIV fun and HE is what I dreamed aboit. Can't remember exact damage but was reasonably priced. I will probably repeat while bored one day in the future but not my first choice. Cool lady. Slightly dirty apartment but not gross or anything.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/namaste-come-let-me-touch-you-all-the-way/10516512[/URL][/QUOTE]I was thinking to se her but one pic on as does not gives me enough confidence about her age. Is she in 30's as she claims?