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[QUOTE=BuckNastee;2966984]Spot the pimp.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lexi-young-and-talented50-car-service/16443489[/URL][/QUOTE]Damn! That is one of the best ones I have ever seen. What were they thinkin'?

C3.

I almost lost my lunch.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2967004]Damn! That is one of the best ones I have ever seen. What were they thinkin'?

C3.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys, was looking for an advertiser whom I visited a few months ago. She seems to have vanished and her phone is disconnected. She went by Nicole and has the most amazing head game, but smoked newports. She had a nice little incall in a gated community going down Pleasant Hill rd going toward poinciana. He would wear a wig sometimes I think. Just wondering if anyone knew about her whereabouts and if she's still available?

[QUOTE=MakeBankBro;2967256]Hey guys, was looking for an advertiser whom I visited a few months ago. She seems to have vanished and her phone is disconnected. She went by Nicole and has the most amazing head game, but smoked newports. She had a nice little incall in a gated community going down Pleasant Hill rd going toward poinciana. He would wear a wig sometimes I think. Just wondering if anyone knew about her whereabouts and if she's still available?[/QUOTE]I don't really know anything about SW'ers but you said " He would wear a wig" so you may want to check out the TS section of BP, just an idea. SS96 peace out.

In these hot summer days I easily fall into a nap. In the nap I decided to TOFFT. Called [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/just-like-medicine/16451876[/URL] 2 thumbs up for Jay! GFE except greek. No point of contacting her unless you have at least a Ben. The rest, you work out for yourself. And do not PM me because you can take my review to the bank and I have nothing more to add! Run because this review is going to hit other boards as well. And I woke up from the nap with the summer rain lightly drumming on my windshield.

This AM I may have overstepped boundaries with Bella. Not only did I share her phone was missing, I why. Like most of us, she loves being UTR and that's why she nvr shared it with the colorful ducks, but PM as many ladies as she could. For those who haven't her, she's as drama free as they come. Its tough enough to find class act ladies in real world, morebor less at our play ground.

Bella has a working number again, hey Bella, my bad.

This week I try to dream about Mandi. Called and she agree to meet for hh session. Got there and called her but she have to stop at the store so I waited by her hotel parking lot. When she got back she called and I was waiting so saw her and her manager drove in and park so I drove right by them. She walked out of the car while talking to me on the phone, she saw me and asked if that was me on the car that just drove by, I told her yes that's me. The problem was, she's not the girl on the ad. She's older, dirtier and look very bad. More like an older street walker. So I told her that's she's not the girl on the ad so I will not be seeing her and I drove off. Don't know why these girls did that. It's like they think we're stupid and won't notice the different and even if we know the different that they can always distort money from us. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kiptherestandseethebest/16295143[/URL].

Stay safe and stick with the girl you know best.

Easy two call setup. Incall is her apartment is a nice gated community in Casselberry. She will get you through the gate, and then have you park in visitor parking and walk you a couple building to her place.

She's the girl in the photo. Cute shorty with a nice round ass. Eastern European accent. Very friendly. Apartment is super clean. CBJ, DATY, LFK, CG, doggie, finish in mish. She's into the session. Completely unrushed and very accommodating. Damage was $ for hh.

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[QUOTE=SlimShady96;2967532]I don't really know anything about SW'ers but you said " He would wear a wig" so you may want to check out the TS section of BP, just an idea. SS96 peace out.[/QUOTE]Obviously a typing error on my end, but nice one, friend.

Not sure who the guys who are giving this chick rave reviews are seeing but clearly not the same person. I set up a date with "Legz" and got the 15 minute tango as described. I then got the "Can you get me beer and cigarettes" bullshit too. I figured fuck it the review was great, I've got time, let's see how this plays out. Now she's attractive no doubt about it and I can see she can be wild potentially but dude she can't do anything for more than 5 minutes without fidgeting with the music or getting a drink or she's tired. I couldn't get off. And she was blitzed out of her mind on I don't know what. I needed to get the fuck out of there and fast. She talked about X and other stuff but wow. She did seem to feel bad she didn't do anything for me and got really weird about it "I need a hair cut and I have scissors, you want to cut my hair would that make you trust me more if I let you cut my hair?" Anyways yeah no, never again. Thanks but no thanks.

[QUOTE=Studyingray;2965755]I almost didn't want to review Legz, because after meeting her I would rather just keep her to myself. But alas, I cannot.

Her pics are accurate, but her face is prettier in person. She's very slender, but with a nice round, soft ass. I don't think anyone has mentioned her big fake tits yet. They're firm, perfect domes. Her hair is nicely styled platinum blonde. She's super clean, and I recall seeing any tattoos.

This is a seriously wild chick. She was definitely into the sex in a big way, and it didn't feel like a service any way. She was happy to kiss, and we had some great conversation too. I think YMMV more with this girl than with most. Nothing about this felt professional, which for me is a plus but for others nights not be. Expect her to act like a woman who's meet you somewhere and taken you back to her room, not like someone who owes you a performance. This girl pushed all of my buttons, especially with her hot dirty talk.

If you like wild and real, she's for you.

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LOL. Yeah, like I said, I did get the feeling that YMMV with this girl more than with most. I don't know if I just clicked with her or I caught her on a good night or what, but I got zero BS from her, enthusiastic fun with no interruptions (her phone kept going off in the corner, but she just occasionally yelled at it to shut up), and more than twice the time I paid for. She said all kinds of stuff to me during and after, a strange and captivating combination of dirty and sweet. I liked her a LOT, but I can understand how some guys wouldn't be into it. Holy shit am I into it, though.

[QUOTE=Thatguy75;2968937]Not sure who the guys who are giving this chick rave reviews are seeing but clearly not the same person. I set up a date with "Legz" and got the 15 minute tango as described. I then got the "Can you get me beer and cigarettes" bullshit too. I figured fuck it the review was great, I've got time, let's see how this plays out. Now she's attractive no doubt about it and I can see she can be wild potentially but dude she can't do anything for more than 5 minutes without fidgeting with the music or getting a drink or she's tired. I couldn't get off. And she was blitzed out of her mind on I don't know what. I needed to get the fuck out of there and fast. She talked about X and other stuff but wow. She did seem to feel bad she didn't do anything for me and got really weird about it "I need a hair cut and I have scissors, you want to cut my hair would that make you trust me more if I let you cut my hair?" Anyways yeah no, never again. Thanks but no thanks.[/QUOTE]

Saw her a few mobths ago. Wanted to post my experience because haven't seen any reviews. She is younger than Tina who offers the mystical eastern experience. Safe incall apartment complex on east side. Massage and tease are good. She is open minded and cool. FIV fun and HE is what I dreamed aboit. Can't remember exact damage but was reasonably priced. I will probably repeat while bored one day in the future but not my first choice. Cool lady. Slightly dirty apartment but not gross or anything.

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[QUOTE=Jollyman;2950989]That's Molly. Although she may be trouble nowadays, when her older sister was in the game it was a fantastic time, but she got herself clean and recently returned to the area.[/QUOTE]Molly's sister used to be a provider as well?

Has anyone made contact with the few asian postings from backpage working from hotels? Pics are Awsome one example below. I just saw about three adds with different numbers, Thanks Geaknow.

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Sorry can't get the link right.

[QUOTE=BigBobIII;2967681]In these hot summer days I easily fall into a nap. In the nap I decided to TOFFT. Called [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/just-like-medicine/16451876[/URL] 2 thumbs up for Jay! GFE except greek. No point of contacting her unless you have at least a Ben. The rest, you work out for yourself. And do not PM me because you can take my review to the bank and I have nothing more to add! Run because this review is going to hit other boards as well. And I woke up from the nap with the summer rain lightly drumming on my windshield.[/QUOTE]That may be the worst review I've ever read. 2 thumbs up, take my review to the bank? That's not a review dude. I'm sure people will just run for a review that says 2 thumbs up.