BackPage Advertiser Reviews

I posted this in the DC forum but pushed to the BMore forum seeing as Nikki as worked this area more so than mine and will likely be heading back that way.

After trying to set up a meet with Gia Godiva for the 5th time, I resulted to foraging BP and came across Nikki, a PAWG without any reviews. I did my due diligence of researching (thank goodness for Google and its image search) noticing that she normally works the BMore area and I felt comfortable enough TOFTT which I've stepped off as of lately. I called her up w / out answer the second time but did not relent and attempted a second dial with success. She gave me her rates (. 80 qk, 120 hhr, & 200 fhr). Seeing I only wanted something quick, I went for the. 80 special. She didn't have any makeup on like most of her pictures but you could tell it was her and boy was that ass fantastic in her tights. We quickly talked and initially I thought she would be all about business: handover donation, undress, & hurry and pop so she could move on to the next customer. At least she was honest about trying to see as many customers as possible and preferred the 15 min sessions. She doesn't offer BBBJ so CBJ was all that I had and she only did enough to get me up. She did have a nice rack and nice nipples so I did play with those for a little bit and then put her into mish while I played with her tits. I could tell she was getting into it as the session turned to more of a GFE with her pulling me up for dfk'ing. After she had came, I moved her into doggie and boy was I glad that I TOFTT with this one. I dove in and pounded away while thumbing her ass which she didn't mind and prompted me to ask if greek was on the menu which it was for additional 100. Kind of high for a 15 min session but I wasn't about to negotiate in mid-stroke. I lubed her up and then proceeded to open her up. Overall, it was by far one of the better quick sessions that I've had in a while. She will be in the area until the end of June. I will be seeing her again.

Looks / Services: 6/8 (xxx-501-0392).

BP Ad:

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/southern-cutie-with-a-booty-super-booty-nikki-26/14759344[/URL]

LER:

[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/baltimore/540-892-3496/1/55711[/URL]

EP:

[URL]http://escortprofile.xxx/501-533-7611/?pid=19569388[/URL]

[QUOTE=BlindSandal;2116159]Robespierre's provided the first oThER review for Sugar and it was spot on accurate to match my day dreams of Sugar. Sugar's dislike of CG is the kind of detail that you just don't pull out of thin air.

Robespierre is not a common name. However, plenty of people took French class or studied the French Revolution. So it is quite possible someone was also enamored with the name Robespierre.

BS.[/QUOTE]I have to agree. Over the years on USASG there have been a number of individuals with similar names. It is not surprising that on another board someone used the same name. If he was posting on this board I would think there was a legitimate gripe if the name was intended to confuse. But you don't see the same kinds of girls. There are 7 billion people on this planet. It's not surprising two had the idea to use the same famous name.

Norm!

[QUOTE=NormGerd;2116972]I have to agree. Over the years on USASG there have been a number of individuals with similar names. It is not surprising that on another board someone used the same name. If he was posting on this board I would think there was a legitimate gripe if the name was intended to confuse. But you don't see the same kinds of girls. There are 7 billion people on this planet. It's not surprising two had the idea to use the same famous name.

Norm![/QUOTE]When a fellow Monger on USASG PM'd me about my review of an escort on the oThER site, my first thought was I don't want anyone to get into a jackpot thinking this is a girl I gave a good rating to. After I received numerous PM's about this, I must admit that I somewhat overreacted. But as I posted earlier, I picked this name to be unique, not thinking someone would choose the identical name. Even though it is on another site, a few Mongers from this board were sure it was me. Since I don't own the copyrights to this screen name, I have decided to take the high road and ask the administrator for a new Monger name.

Stay safe.

RP (for now).

Any of these gals legit? If not can someone recommend me an asian gal?

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-girls-body-to-body-hot-oil-sensual-massage-23/7095924[/URL]

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wendy-and-lili-23/8434357[/URL]

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-girl-23/7088236[/URL]

[QUOTE=Lioil;2117776]Any of these gals legit? If not can someone recommend me an asian gal?

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-girls-body-to-body-hot-oil-sensual-massage-23/7095924[/URL]

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wendy-and-lili-23/8434357[/URL]

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-girl-23/7088236[/URL][/QUOTE]I'll save you some time. All of the photos are fake. Just go to one of the local spas.

[QUOTE=Mpduration;2115049]Looks Baltimore is now hot. Be careful guys.

[URL]https://sites.google.com/site/beefeater500/baltimore-police-sting-caught-on-tape[/URL][/QUOTE]So law enforcement would rather people flip out like that kid in California because they are sexless, instead of just letting people pay to get their swerve on? Unbelievable. Busting people for sex makes no sense at all. Every human being has a right to sex. You cannot stop the demand for sex!

[QUOTE=DCHung;2118045]I'll save you some time. All of the photos are fake. Just go to one of the local spas.[/QUOTE]How do I find one that is real? From the reviewes here I guess? I know theres another site for escort reviewes. That should be trustworthy right?

I don't think it has anything to do with the demand for sex. I think it has to do with the government not getting their cut of the money that is being exchanged.

[QUOTE=WhoMe11;2118175]So law enforcement would rather people flip out like that kid in California because they are sexless, instead of just letting people pay to get their swerve on? Unbelievable. Busting people for sex makes no sense at all. Every human being has a right to sex. You cannot stop the demand for sex![/QUOTE]Preaching to the choir on this forum, brother.

[QUOTE=Lioil;2118180]How do I find one that is real? From the reviewes here I guess? I know theres another site for escort reviewes. That should be trustworthy right?[/QUOTE]The first rule of USA Sex Guide Club is that you don't talk about the oThER club.

BS.

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Finally touched base for a much anticipated dream. After a whole lot of bs drama of "be ready in a few minutes" we connected. So the run down; there's a big reason she doesn't show the fave. On girl is the definition of homely. But for those who like big wobbly butts like me and tig ol bitties, the body is on point. Filled my bag after 15 min of fun. May go again if I'm in a pinch sometime. Well worth the price of admission but when I see a BP girl I expect to get the a high quality dime piece. Not the type of girl I can pick up in any dive bar. She also warned of quite a bit of le activity in her immediate area so you've been warned.

I got a text from Lucky asking for help. She is low on cash and needs cliantel. She works out of the Laurel area. White female PAWG 5 feet 5 with large breast. If you look back through my post I have a picture of her bending over the bed in her hotel room. She is a cool chick and needs some help ASAP. PM me for digits!

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;2123977]I got a text from Lucky asking for help. She is low on cash and needs cliantel. She works out of the Laurel area. White female PAWG 5 feet 5 with large breast. If you look back through my post I have a picture of her bending over the bed in her hotel room. She is a cool chick and needs some help ASAP. PM me for digits![/QUOTE]So I did my mongering goodwill by answering the call to help out a known quantity looking for some help. Thanks Bolo for the digits. I wanted to make sure we were talking about the same PAWG Lucky who has gone through several name changes, with the latest being "Harley" (ad below). Anyway, I wanted to stay longer, especially seeing as I came all the way from the NOVA area, but seeing as she didn't offer BBBJ, I did the short stay at. 60. It was a nice time and I'll put her down as a repeat if she comes closer.

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/60-incall-special-click-here-26/10677371[/URL]

[QUOTE=BoloBellgrande;2123977]I got a text from Lucky asking for help. She is low on cash and needs cliantel. She works out of the Laurel area. White female PAWG 5 feet 5 with large breast. If you look back through my post I have a picture of her bending over the bed in her hotel room. She is a cool chick and needs some help ASAP. PM me for digits![/QUOTE]Probably this girl:

[URL]http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/curvaceous-and-bootyful-cutie-lucky-london-24/14783251[/URL]

I wrote a review on the other board about her, but she went by the name "Nikki". She is a cool chick who gives OK service. She does have a phat ass but she's not really in shape, I'd say not a BBW but definitely flabby. I wouldn't recommend more than a quick stay. If you're chill with her and catch her on a good day, you might find your menu expanded.

http://mobile.realitykings.com/bignaturals/keep_ur_pants_on/1506?id=pornstarlet

[QUOTE=Utwogood;2124333]Probably this girl:

[URL]http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/curvaceous-and-bootyful-cutie-lucky-london-24/14783251[/URL]

I wrote a review on the other board about her, but she went by the name "Nikki". She is a cool chick who gives OK service. She does have a phat ass but she's not really in shape, I'd say not a BBW but definitely flabby. I wouldn't recommend more than a quick stay. If you're chill with her and catch her on a good day, you might find your menu expanded.[/QUOTE]I've seen Nikki as well; posted a review in both the DC and BMore forum as well as the other site. They are not the same girl.

Any recommendations for asian girls?

I met this Asian girl from Bunker Buster and her initials are RTFF! TOFTT and give us a good report back soldier, lol. MW.

[QUOTE=Lioil;2124444]Any recommendations for asian girls?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Lioil;2124444]Any recommendations for asian girls?[/QUOTE][URL]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=asian[/URL]+massage+parlor+maryland+site%[URL]3Ausasexguide.info[/URL].

I saw the link in another thread but thought it was worth reporting with full text.

[URL]http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/w4m/4522158067.html[/URL]

So, here you go,.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of a flower only? = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Cinnamon = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Soft skin = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

No age? = same as "28".

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across town.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/choose-the-best-upscale-companion-22/8773379[/URL]

Went and saw her yesterday against my better judgement. Couldn't find reviews, new number and professional pics, all 3 no no's for me but for some reason I gave her a shot and I am very happy that I did. Sent a couple of texts and she was responsive and even honored my request to send a current pic. She is very real and a ton of fun. $ for the half. Awesome deep CBJ, cowgirl, mish k9! Ton of fun and will repeat for sure.

[QUOTE=Tae217;2125610][URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/choose-the-best-upscale-companion-22/8773379[/URL]

Went and saw her yesterday against my better judgement. Couldn't find reviews, new number and professional pics, all 3 no no's for me but for some reason I gave her a shot and I am very happy that I did. Sent a couple of texts and she was responsive and even honored my request to send a current pic. She is very real and a ton of fun. $ for the half. Awesome deep CBJ, cowgirl, mish k9! Ton of fun and will repeat for sure.[/QUOTE]So the pics are real?

[QUOTE=DCHung;2125561][URL]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=asian[/URL]+massage+parlor+maryland+site%[URL]3Ausasexguide.info[/URL].[/QUOTE]Can you give feedback on Wendy from the Wendy and Lili ad you mentioned before?

DC Hung, that was hilarious. . . And true!

My friend, Tae217 just gave a great review of this girl, but you still want more information? Obviously he had a good time, so why don't you call her up and go and see her. SMH. Please go and see a girl and report back to us as opposed to sitting behind the computer and asking questions that you're not going to get an answer to. MW

[QUOTE=Lioil;2125912]So the pics are real?[/QUOTE].

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-little-slice-of-heavenbest-reviewed-providerspecials-26/3829700[/URL]

Had a great dream about this tight tall slender spinner a couple days ago. Showed up and she works out of an apartment with another provider; one whose pictures do not represent her (I remember walking out when I tried to go see the other one a few weeks ago).

Was VERY happy to see candy; extremely pretty, young, thin (good thin), and very good attitude.

Donation was for the special $. Got undressed and put the towel over myself. She came back in in lingerie and let me know I could touch her wherever I wanted during the massage. Great news, because her ass is fantastic. Gave a pretty good rubdown with scented oil and teased the balls to make sure I was legit. Had me flip and got down to just her thong panties. Great handjob technique and also did a tit job before I exploded.

Great provider for the rate, but I'm sure alot of you know that already.

Does anyone know what is going on with her?. She was living week to week last time I saw her and her contact info isn't working anymore. Anyone have updated info?

[URL]http://spicysky.naughtynsexy.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=ILoveItDoggy69;2126757]Does anyone know what is going on with her?. She was living week to week last time I saw her and her contact info isn't working anymore. Anyone have updated info?

[URL]http://spicysky.naughtynsexy.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]I can't get in touch with her either. No idea what's going on. Would love some Intel.

Nova Board.

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-caucasian-100-real-pics-water-shows-i-come-relax-slipperyupscale-now-21/14723576[/URL]

Bmore Board.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-white-girl-satisfaction-only-a-call-away-freaky-com-abou-m-22/9285887[/URL]

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-girl-on-the-block-24/9285687[/URL]

[QUOTE=NattyBohner;2127004]I can't get in touch with her either. No idea what's going on. Would love some Intel.[/QUOTE]This is pure conjecture but I tried hard to see her again about a month ago but never received a reply. I saw Valentina who told me she moved from the Towson area because it was getting hot. She also said a friend of hers was busted by cops posing as a john to see her. I didn't think much of it and didn't ask who her friend was, but on retrospect afterwards, I thought that Valentina and Sky were hosting together for a little bit. I can't find anything on case search, but there was a lot to go through.

Nice conversation on the phone. She had that laugh mentioned on the oThER board. Drove out to see her at a favorite low end hotel used by other providers off security. But was stood up. So, I definitely recommend staying away from her. We can't encourage that type of behavior. I'm inclined to think she's legit, just a bad provider.

[QUOTE=Tae217;2125610][URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/choose-the-best-upscale-companion-22/8773379[/URL]

Went and saw her yesterday against my better judgement. Couldn't find reviews, new number and professional pics, all 3 no no's for me but for some reason I gave her a shot and I am very happy that I did. Sent a couple of texts and she was responsive and even honored my request to send a current pic. She is very real and a ton of fun. $ for the half. Awesome deep CBJ, cowgirl, mish k9! Ton of fun and will repeat for sure.[/QUOTE]

I laughed out loud at least 7 times.

We need to all take note of this code.

[QUOTE=DCHung;2125567]I saw the link in another thread but thought it was worth reporting with full text.

[URL]http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/w4m/4522158067.html[/URL]

So, here you go,.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of a flower only? = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Cinnamon = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Soft skin = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

No age? = same as "28".

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across town.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DCHung;2125567]I saw the link in another thread but thought it was worth reporting with full text.

[URL]http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/w4m/4522158067.html[/URL]

So, here you go,.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of a flower only? = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Cinnamon = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Soft skin = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

No age? = same as "28".

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across town.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]Click on the link, there is some more funny shit at the end of it about a girls mental state. I follow some of the Florida boards since I am down there quite a bit, this appeared on the Daytona forum, where some Florida Monger saw it on the Dallas board. It looks like this list is really getting around.LOL

Stay safe.

RP.

Working on my addiction, so I only see someone about once a month. Decided to hit up BP and saw Amber's ad. Same Amber Milfsalot reported about on 6/11. Made the call, she answered right away and told me where to go. I get to the motel in Laurel and I drive past a homely girl with big boobs headed out to a car. I had a feeling that was going to be her. Parked and called, she said she would give me the room number in 5 minutes. 10 minutes later, she texts me the room number and I head to it. As I knock on the door I noticed a black guy in a car staring at me and the room I knocked on. Most likely her manager. Door opens and when I get in, sure enough it was the girl I had drove past, just in a sexy outfit. As reported before, very plain looking face. Body was kind of looser than the pictures portrayed also. Told me up front the only thing she does bare is Russian and butt play was a no go. Got undressed and she gave me a very nice and wet CBJ. She was impressed with my size and said she would need to start in mish. Boobs were big, but saggy but she has huge nips that she encourages you to suck and pinch on. Put her in mish and pounded her hard. She loved it. Moved to doggy, hammered her some more, then sideways doggy, which she wasn't sure she could take. She took it, LOL. Went back to mish, then eventually had to finish on her chest, giving her a huge load while I rubbed on the inside of her pussy. Oh, she also doesn't want any cum on her face at all. Nice girl, might repeat in a pinch.

[QUOTE=RodPhilderup;2128744]Click on the link, there is some more funny shit at the end of it about a girls mental state. I follow some of the Florida boards since I am down there quite a bit, this appeared on the Daytona forum, where some Florida Monger saw it on the Dallas board. It looks like this list is really getting around.LOL

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RP.[/QUOTE]It is a hobby where the disappointments outweigh the successes, isn't it? But if this were not the case, the only people who could pay for sex would be congressmen and business tycoons. As it is, it is a fairly democratic game.

LexLuther.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2129311]It is a hobby where the disappointments outweigh the successes, isn't it? But if this were I not the case, the only people who could pay for sex would be congressmen and business tycoons. As it is, it is a fairly democratic game.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]I guess it depends on your expectations. Occasionally a rare gem will literally fall into my lap, but I have found by not setting the bar too high there will be fewer disappointments. I do have standards though, as Otter said in his famous Animal House toast "here's to mediocrity".

Good morning all. Sometimes you have to love this forum. It keeps us informed to the ins and outs of the business. Keeps us safe and happy at the same time. With that being said, I met up with my friend Ashley (Megan) in Loch Raven / Towson. She stays at a Notel on Joppa Rd. Sometimes advertises on BP. I get there, and she is standing outside. Walks up to my car and says the girl she is staying with is asleep and can't be woke up for nothing. Wanted the money so she can get another room. I thought nothing of it because her and her husband is homeless from time to time. I use to help them out, like forwarding money to her. Well. And keep in mind I am a regular of her & friend. She took the money and never came back. I waited for a handful of minutes till the gatekeeper (woman maning the office) came out and told me "if you want to stay here you must pay. Not walk around and look into window". So before she calls the feds, I bounce. But I have to say, this really took me. Guess times are hard for her if she is ripping off her regulars. Its plain out bad business that effects everyone. Everyone from the honest guys on the stroll to the good girls that make an honest one without the drama. So thought I'd let why'all know so it doesn't happen to another. Pics are below. Watch ya self.

Was able to meet #3 finally, just as described below, had a good time and wasn't too much if a hit on wallet. Definitely one to return to, just not every time I have the bucks.

[QUOTE=PassionDweller;2106954]I tried thinking of a clever title but oh well. Anyway, I have three providers to review about so here they are:

Provider 1&2: [URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/u-had-the-rest-now-have-the-best-2-girl-duo-massage-entertainment-party-recome-party-n-play-specials-29/9169868[/URL].

This is a duo offering double massage sessions. They don't post pics but a quick search of their numbers will fix that. They used to post all of the time with pics last year but I don't know why they don't now. In case you were wondering, they do have a nice menu.

I noticed they were in an upscale neighborhood in Baltimore City so I thought, "Why not? That way I don't have to drive so much." It was just a 10 minute walk from were I was to their location.

Chrissy has a nice spinner body but the face is not that great. But the nice body makes up for it. Danilla has an ok face but the body isn't much to look at but she gives an excellent massage. She was really nice and we had a good conversation while she worked all of the knots out of my back.

On to the flip and Danilla shows off her HJ and BJ skills and they were actually pretty good! Chrissy doesn't do rubs but she is there for the extra. Keep in mind I booked them for double session so I got a double CBJ which nearly made me pop. Danilla doesn't really like doing FS so I opted for FS with Chrissy. These girls aren't solid 10's by any means but they were nice and gave me great service. The cost was around the same as an AMP but for one provider. I will repeat when funds are available.

Provider #3: [URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-weekday-specials-wtasty-terin-blonde-bubble-butt-34dd-takesitall-28/8652845[/URL].

As luck would have it, I was 10 minutes from this provider in Towson. The pics are somewhat accurate; it's her but her body has a bit more mileage in person. But overall not bad. I give her a 7 in the SW scale, that's SW scale not civi.

She had a half hour special which I think was a pretty good value IMO. She gave an awesome BBBJ with a lot of attention to my twins as well. She took direction well and was responsive to my touch. We then did FS but she does only mish and k9 due to an injury. Whatever I just hit it mish and watched her large breasts bounce. She also offered a trip to the isles for a really low price. I got to do that next time. Will repeat if I'm in the area, I'm not traveling to Towson just for her. Overall pretty good experiences with the three providers.[/QUOTE]

Was in town for a day and none of my old regulars were available. Saw Megan's ad and checked her reviews on that other site. She was close and responded to a text so I met up with her and it was an ok time. BBBJ and some lfk but she was very mechanical and not all that attractive. Did allow me to finish on her face but it wasn't worth the $. 4 she charged for the half. Oh well live and learn.