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[QUOTE=BenderOver;4138977]Went hunting around for the clues and scored big. First, head to Orange Grove where that float caught on fire last month. Looked around and found what I was after, Panda Express on Colorado. Walked in and asked for Mrs. Bundy. A short Hispanic lady about 55 came out and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted a finger up my ass to clean me out. Five minutes later, I'm out the door with a double order of orange chicken. $9 all in.

My asshole never felt better. Thanks Maxen![/QUOTE]I just got done with the Donald shit. But really? A short Hispanic named "Peggy! An Asian woman would never use that name.

Shit I got a copy of the map but the area is full of places for getting a little squeeze.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4138388]Really didn't want to share this unicorn but ill give you some hints to find her.

1. its near where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

2. Mrs. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

3. Eastern Medicine / Herbs. During the day.

happy hunting... btw .9 all in w/tip 1 hr[/QUOTE]If anyone figures this out, please post it since Maxen doesn't want to share.

[QUOTE=JoePike;4139275]If anyone figures this out, please post it since Maxen doesn't want to share.[/QUOTE]1. Altadena Drive in Rosebowl city. 2. Peg. 3. Healing your Body with Acupuncture.

[QUOTE=JoePike;4139275]If anyone figures this out, please post it since Maxen doesn't want to share.[/QUOTE]I figured it out in 3 minutes, and I'm not talking about Panda Express. Called yesterday and they're closed on Tuesdays.

Maxen shared. If you're not savvy to figure it out, post that. If you're not diligent enough to put in the footwork, post that.

Thanks for the hints Max. I'll try her out later this week.

Bender.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;4140539]I figured it out in 3 minutes, and I'm not talking about Panda Express. Called yesterday and they're closed on Tuesdays.

Maxen shared. If you're not savvy to figure it out, post that. If you're not diligent enough to put in the footwork, post that.

Thanks for the hints Max. I'll try her out later this week.

Bender.[/QUOTE]I'm not savvy enough to figure it out. I'm not diligent enough to put in the footwork.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;4138977]Went hunting around for the clues and scored big. First, head to Orange Grove where that float caught on fire last month. Looked around and found what I was after, Panda Express on Colorado. Walked in and asked for Mrs. Bundy. A short Hispanic lady about 55 came out and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted a finger up my ass to clean me out. Five minutes later, I'm out the door with a double order of orange chicken. $9 all in.

My asshole never felt better. Thanks Maxen![/QUOTE]Sweet! Classic Bender. You should have asked for the hot sauce to really lit your asshole on fire.

[QUOTE=AhardLanding;4140726]Sweet! Classic Bender. You should have asked for the hot sauce to really lit your asshole on fire.[/QUOTE]I did a little search myself but I'm going guess it's the opposite side of the 76. Asian H. 3800 block. Looked to me an unmarked place with neon sign. There's one more place close by on Colorado but that place had a Lisa.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;4138977]Went hunting around for the clues and scored big. First, head to Orange Grove where that float caught on fire last month. Looked around and found what I was after, Panda Express on Colorado. Walked in and asked for Mrs. Bundy. A short Hispanic lady about 55 came out and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted a finger up my ass to clean me out. Five minutes later, I'm out the door with a double order of orange chicken. $9 all in.

My asshole never felt better. Thanks Maxen![/QUOTE]Hello. Good to see Bender and Doc is still around. I guess you guys are more advance tham me. You guys are funny!

Ram.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4138388]Really didn't want to share this unicorn but ill give you some hints to find her.

1. its near where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

2. Mrs. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

3. Eastern Medicine / Herbs. During the day.

happy hunting... btw .9 all in w/tip 1 hr[/QUOTE]Google. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

- The show revolves around Al Bundy, his wife Peggy -.

Google. Where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

- Near the end of the route, the parade turns north onto Sierra Madre Blvd. And concludes at Villa St.

Google map Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St Pasadena.

Google map Eastern Medicine / Herbs near Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St.

- And you'll find the answer.

To far for me but if I get out that way I'll give them a call.

Mike.

[QUOTE=ReallyaNiceGuy;4141308]Google. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

- The show revolves around Al Bundy, his wife Peggy -.

Google. Where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

- Near the end of the route, the parade turns north onto Sierra Madre Blvd. And concludes at Villa St.

Google map Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St Pasadena.

Google map Eastern Medicine / Herbs near Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St.

- And you'll find the answer.

To far for me but if I get out that way I'll give them a call.

Mike.[/QUOTE]Just when I was going to give up, you've restored my faith in humanity, just when I was thinking people are dumb and lazy and they want everything handed to them. Remember the phrase 'be like Mike!

[QUOTE=ReallyaNiceGuy;4141308]Google. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

- The show revolves around Al Bundy, his wife Peggy -.

Google. Where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

- Near the end of the route, the parade turns north onto Sierra Madre Blvd. And concludes at Villa St.

Google map Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St Pasadena.

Google map Eastern Medicine / Herbs near Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St.

- And you'll find the answer.

To far for me but if I get out that way I'll give them a call.

Mike.[/QUOTE]Just cut and paste into google maps and you'll see the place.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4141313]Just when I was going to give up, you've restored my faith in humanity, just when I was thinking people are dumb and lazy and they want everything handed to them. Remember the phrase 'be like Mike![/QUOTE]Well. Did the zoom function and food the place. This has to be the first Chinese lady I've ever heard of named Peggy. Once I found it I went to another site and. Yup! Peggy.

I don't go out of way to get a finger inserted into my bung hole but if it's true as Max described it might be worth a visit. From the google pic parking looks tough.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4141313]Just when I was going to give up, you've restored my faith in humanity, just when I was thinking people are dumb and lazy and they want everything handed to them. Remember the phrase 'be like Mike![/QUOTE]I'm driving up and down Colorado RIGHT NOW!! LOL.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;4138977]Went hunting around for the clues and scored big. First, head to Orange Grove where that float caught on fire last month. Looked around and found what I was after, Panda Express on Colorado. Walked in and asked for Mrs. Bundy. A short Hispanic lady about 55 came out and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted a finger up my ass to clean me out. Five minutes later, I'm out the door with a double order of orange chicken. $9 all in.

My asshole never felt better. Thanks Maxen![/QUOTE]This is hilarious!!

[QUOTE=Maxen;4141313]Just when I was going to give up, you've restored my faith in humanity, just when I was thinking people are dumb and lazy and they want everything handed to them. Remember the phrase 'be like Mike![/QUOTE]In honesty was just here for a guessing game and googled it that was my 3rd guess.

I have a tale about the mamasan. On a place on Garvey in the city of Rosemead there's a place of fine herbal delights. The parking is in the back.

Much can be had here. If you ask for it and if you shower (they have one available), any sloppy and slow picking can be asked for. If you can figure out the clues, you can get it all for less than. 8 out the door, less if you don't take the hour (but I would take the hour).

Ask for Nina if you like a phat ass on a small Asian. She will cost a bit extra for everything tho, she's the best one there. Don't bother with the blonde (she's married and strictly legit). The mamasan can help you. She's Forrest gumps love.

[QUOTE=Danny2;4141729]I'm driving up and down Colorado RIGHT NOW!! LOL.[/QUOTE]Just look for the line of cars parked on the side of the road waiting for their turn! LOL.

P.S. Max thanks for all of your posts! Always informative and fun.

[QUOTE=Danny2;4141738]This is hilarious!![/QUOTE]The Honey Hole secret is out!

[QUOTE=JoePike;4140630]I'm not savvy enough to figure it out. I'm not diligent enough to put in the footwork.[/QUOTE]Sheesh. I live in OC and haven't even been to Pasadena in over 5 years, and I figured it out. Their phone message is currently saying their mailbox is full, but I may make the drive up just for a different experience. We have Viet Kim here in the OC whenever I feel the need for a good schwabbing out.

Glad I could help.

Now we'll waiting for reviews so come on guys!

Mike.

I tried to message you but your mailbox is full.

Mike.

Anyone know if she's still at puente spa?

[QUOTE=JwalKing;4140502]1. Altadena Drive in Rosebowl city. 2. Peg. 3. Healing your Body with Acupuncture.[/QUOTE]Sweet now everyone is the Riddler LOL.

Guess it does make it more challenging and interesting and maybe even popo will chime in and go hunting too.

PC Out.

[QUOTE=Ramboy9;4141846]I have a tale about the mamasan. On a place on Garvey in the city of Rosemead there's a place of fine herbal delights. The parking is in the back.

Much can be had here. If you ask for it and if you shower (they have one available), any sloppy and slow picking can be asked for. If you can figure out the clues, you can get it all for less than. 8 out the door, less if you don't take the hour (but I would take the hour).

Ask for Nina if you like a phat ass on a small Asian. She will cost a bit extra for everything tho, she's the best one there. Don't bother with the blonde (she's married and strictly legit). The mamasan can help you. She's Forrest gumps love.[/QUOTE]Another hidden place? Anyone know the name of this place in Rosemead?

[QUOTE=CitySlicker;4143497]Another hidden place? Anyone know the name of this place in Rosemead?[/QUOTE]Garvey is not in Rosemead that I know of.

I'm guessing it's Angel that he is talking about. But angel looks like it shut down. Anyone?

[QUOTE=Danny2;4143533]Garvey is not in Rosemead that I know of.

I'm guessing it's Angel that he is talking about. But angel looks like it shut down. Anyone?[/QUOTE]LOL. Garvey not in Rosemead.

[QUOTE=CitySlicker;4143497]Another hidden place? Anyone know the name of this place in Rosemead?[/QUOTE]Sounds like Meng's.

[QUOTE=Ramboy9;4141846]I have a tale about the mamasan. On a place on Garvey in the city of Rosemead there's a place of fine herbal delights. The parking is in the back.

Much can be had here. If you ask for it and if you shower (they have one available), any sloppy and slow picking can be asked for. If you can figure out the clues, you can get it all for less than. 8 out the door, less if you don't take the hour (but I would take the hour).

Ask for Nina if you like a phat ass on a small Asian. She will cost a bit extra for everything tho, she's the best one there. Don't bother with the blonde (she's married and strictly legit). The mamasan can help you. She's Forrest gumps love.[/QUOTE]Nina is a bit reserved and not much of a talker (English is marginal at best) but if she likes you and warms up to you then yes.....she is the bearer of many good things :)

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;4143771]Nina is a bit reserved and not much of a talker (English is marginal at best) but if she likes you and warms up to you then yes.....she is the bearer of many good things :)[/QUOTE]Wonder if it's the 2nd place in the plaza where GT used to be. Or is it mengs?

[QUOTE=Danny2;4143533]Garvey is not in Rosemead that I know of.

I'm guessing it's Angel that he is talking about. But angel looks like it shut down. Anyone?[/QUOTE]I thought Angel was in El Monte?

[QUOTE=ZXK99;4143905]I thought Angel was in El Monte?[/QUOTE]Garvey west of Rosemead Blvd is city of Rosemead.

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;4143539]LOL. Garvey not in Rosemead.[/QUOTE]Opps I take that back. Just checked my thomas guide LOL.

[QUOTE=Danny2;4141729]I'm driving up and down Colorado RIGHT NOW!! LOL.[/QUOTE]It's closer to Foothill!

[QUOTE=Danny2;4144510]Opps I take that back. Just checked my thomas guide LOL.[/QUOTE]Get yourself a smart phone and throw that Thomas Guide in the trash heap.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;4143771]Nina is a bit reserved and not much of a talker (English is marginal at best) but if she likes you and warms up to you then yes.....she is the bearer of many good things :)[/QUOTE]Is Nina in purple d?

[QUOTE=SloppySmiles;4144806]Is Nina in purple d?[/QUOTE]Ewww fuck no.

I won't set foot in that dump.

I'll send you a PM about Nina.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;4143771]Nina is a bit reserved and not much of a talker (English is marginal at best) but if she likes you and warms up to you then yes.....she is the bearer of many good things :)[/QUOTE]So what good tidings does Ms Claus bring after the warm up.

PC out.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;4145157]So what good tidings does Ms Claus bring after the warm up.

PC out.[/QUOTE]PC, you are the og pho go to guy. Dim sum dish?

I tried it out. MT's are dogs.

If I want a, my apologies to Lucy, a dog, I would hit F&C up. My affections run towards the crazy cave looking L at at why. She makes me retarded. 20 minutes and I bust. I donnit get it. She has magic pussy powers. And is okay nice.

The ladies now a days in appartments are fucking phenominal. One lady is literally running all over the world. I am so jealous. She is so beautiful, and literally has excersized by running 4 continents. 80 plus countries. Doesn't need me.

I was broken up with 2 times in one week. Sad. Hard to deal with. My heart's desire. I am a trainwreck.

Good womans.

Nena? Don't sell yourself for cheap.

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;4141954]The Honey Hole secret is out![/QUOTE]I had no luck finding this place. Oh well, the hunt continues.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4147534]PC, you are the og pho go to guy. Dim sum dish?

I tried it out. MT's are dogs.

If I want a, my apologies to Lucy, a dog, I would hit F&C up. My affections run towards the crazy cave looking L at at why. She makes me retarded. 20 minutes and I bust. I donnit get it. She has magic pussy powers. And is okay nice.

The ladies now a days in appartments are fucking phenominal. One lady is literally running all over the world. I am so jealous. She is so beautiful, and literally has excersized by running 4 continents. 80 plus countries. Doesn't need me.

I was broken up with 2 times in one week. Sad. Hard to deal with. My heart's desire. I am a trainwreck.

Good womans.

Nena? Don't sell yourself for cheap.[/QUOTE]Hey dude,

Clear your box. I'd rather pm you details.

BTW, PM me those Apts that are going wild.

PC out.