Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Xist269; 1414626]I had a lady spend the night and we were looking for some action. Went to YS and were ignored like the plague by tons of hotties. Until Ireland walked by and sat down with us. I had recieved some advice on here from you guys and decided to go for some lapdances. She spent most of the time playing with my girl (which was fine by me) and I got some benefit as well. No real action tho. Non offered and we didn't ask for more. I should have taken her VIP. However I have been a victim of the bandana in the lap LOL.

All in all worth it.[/QUOTE]Is there another Ireland at Ybor? Ireland that I know is not very good. I am counting days until she retires.

[QUOTE=ArthurTpa;1415247]Anyone checked it out yet? It's next to an adult bookstore near 7th / Broadway.[/QUOTE]I passed by Playpen a few weeks ago around 8 pm. I thought about going in, but I only saw one car and one child molester van out front. I might go in if I have time, but it doesn't look promising.

[QUOTE=Meridian99;1415286]Is there another Ireland at Ybor? Ireland that I know is not very good. I am counting days until she retires.[/QUOTE]I've always wondered how some guys find her attractive.

[QUOTE=Hidell;1415626]I passed by Playpen a few weeks ago around 8 pm. I thought about going in, but I only saw one car and one child molester van out front. I might go in if I have time, but it doesn't look promising.[/QUOTE]Sad place. Mostly fat, ugly or otherwise unacceptable "dancers". Felt like I wasted the 10 minutes of my life I spent there. The only cute one was the bartender, and she doesn't do private dances.

[QUOTE=Pink Chaser;1415714]I've always wondered how some guys find her attractive.[/QUOTE]I would guess they were drunk, but YS does not serve that kind of drink. Must be that they are blind and deaf. But then again she stinks too. I just don't understand!

[QUOTE=Hidell;1415626]I passed by Playpen a few weeks ago around 8 pm. I thought about going in, but I only saw one car and one child molester van out front. I might go in if I have time, but it doesn't look promising.[/QUOTE]The one in Drew Park? There used to be no cover on Wed nights and I used to go every week. Most of the girls have always been rejects, but every so often a real gem shows up. Problem is, who wants to invest all that time.

Went overnight Saturday (so technicly Sunday). Got there Just before 1am, stayed until 330am. Had a great time. 3 fantastic dances, one empty wallet.

[QUOTE=Parker Ave;1416213]Went overnight Saturday (so technicly Sunday). Got there Just before 1am, stayed until 330am. Had a great time. 3 fantastic dances, one empty wallet.[/QUOTE]Hopefully 3 loads lighter also!

[QUOTE=Johnny Raw;1415754]Sad place. Mostly fat, ugly or otherwise unacceptable "dancers". Felt like I wasted the 10 minutes of my life I spent there. The only cute one was the bartender, and she doesn't do private dances.[/QUOTE]Still haven't been but I noticed Monica (huge titted bbw. Been around a while on CL and BP) works there. So she would fall into your "fat" catagory. I happen to like bbws and black women so may check it out. It does proport to be totally nude and no cover.

Went in last night around 9. Had a round of three withVicky. She was a great warm up. Just my type. She did let me tour her body, where ever I wanted to go she let me. She didn't offer any extras but she was well worth the. 5. Next was a big bootied brunette with with fake boobs. More of the same but slightly less willing.

Had Ireland land on my lap and right when she said her name I was glad I found this board. LOL. She was a damn clinger. I couldn't get her off my damn lap. Said many times that I was not getting a dance any time soon. She just sat there with her bandana chewing gum promising the world with her bandana in her hand.

Finally I went to the bathroom and she found another victim.

The cam Marilynne. Totally not my type, huge ass ok tits decent face, but she was up front about extras. I negotiated for a ben. We got back there. She was super nervous. Kept looking around the curtain causing more attention. She undid my pants and I wrapped up. She did rcg and bounced that fat ass on me for two songs. I almost didn't finish.

Overall it was a good experience.

[QUOTE=ArthurTpa;1416394]Still haven't been but I noticed Monica (huge titted bbw. Been around a while on CL and BP) works there. So she would fall into your "fat" catagory. I happen to like bbws and black women so may check it out. It does proport to be totally nude and no cover.[/QUOTE]Is that the same Monica that used give massages in Brandon?

[QUOTE=Loafer Boat;1417818]Is that the same Monica that used give massages in Brandon?[/QUOTE]If you search on BP for her name you will find her ads. The one with HUGE mammaries.

I tried to search the threads for the Pink Pony but couldn't see any info on it. My girl and I want to go this weekend but I want to see if it is worth going to.

[QUOTE=Jamie44; 1417102]The cam Marilynne. Totally not my type, huge ass ok tits decent face, but she was up front about extras. I negotiated for a ben. We got back there. She was super nervous. Kept looking around the curtain causing more attention. She undid my pants and I wrapped up. She did rcg and bounced that fat ass on me for two songs. I almost didn't finish.

Overall it was a good experience.[/QUOTE]Yeah. When I was there a couple weeks ago I saw her come in and I was like WOW did she get fat. Her ass grew by 300% but her tits stayed the same size. Too bad. She came right up to me and the memory of a few years ago when she seemed grossed out that I had adjusted my junk in the back room and didn't want me using that hand. Even to give her the money. Caused me to avoid her and got to say. Laugh. Now look at her. She used to be petite and really cute. If not a bit off. Or under some kind of influence. But now with the added 40-50 lbs, sad.

Was in town for a short vacation last week and got to visit jsut a couple of spots before my trip was derailed.

On Saturday night I went to Emperor on Adamo and I have to say, this club was BORING AS HELL.

This is the club with two buildiungs a topless alcohol club and a full nude no alcohol club.

One $15 door pass gets you a band to walk between both locations.

First my buddy and I hit up the toless front club. There was about 10 customers and maybe 6 dancers that I could see. No table dance action whatsoever.

All talk was about VIP. If I remember right it was $50 for 15 minutes, $100 for 30 minutes and $400 for an hour with a bottle of champagne.

Didn't partake since it was boring and damn DJ was marblemouthing over every song demanding changes to the three dance positions every song.

Then we headed to the full nude building.

Man I could have spun around in circles with swords extended and not sliced up even a chair.

This palce was deader then dead is dead.

I noticed a total of five girls back there and less then 3 other customers.

Her only one stage dancer at a time for three songs 9more tradtional) but the full focus was on VIP action.

Here they were quoting $100 for 15 minutes, $300 for 30 minutes and like $600 for an hour. (WTF)

We sipped our $4 gatorades and evertually got joined at the table by a cute faced blonde with absolutely zero chest development and a not bad looking burnette.

We talked for a bit and got offered VIP but the palce was dead and we wanted to celebrate my buddy's birthday so we moved on.

Topless alcohol club is open until 3am, the full nude nonalcohol is open til 6am