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[QUOTE=CookyJar][Color=blue][b]Re: Way too hard of a title[/b][/color]



I have to agree with TexasMonger on this one. You cannot blame the spaghetti every time you get a little sauce on your shirt. Shit happens. When I did do car dates, I always got myself prepared for similar accidents. Still; shit happened. So now, I don’t do car date and that is one of the reasons.

Worse things can happen. Once a shanky b*tch, bleed her period juice on my front seat. Imagine my horror as I tried to blot that crap up. Even worse than that. On another occasion, in the back of my mini-van, with my pants down around my knees – a girl puked her dinner onto my lap. I could go on with the horror stories, but; I think you get the point.

I hope you learned from that mistake. Now, when I hit the avenues, I wear clothing I don’t mind getting mussed-up. I drive a second car, not the family ride. I seldom do car dates. And most importantly, I think with the big head.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]
If we're gonna share horror stories, in my younger monger days before I had a car of my own, I had borrowed my mom's car (God rest her soul) for a night out. I went with friends to a club, having struck out there a few of us went to Show and Tell thinking that our luck would change, boy were we wrong. I dropped them off but still being horny as hell I went cruising along the ave looking for some action. There wasn't one out until I spotted one stumbling down the road with her thumb out hitchhiker style, she was a WSW about 5'6" and looking good however she was completly out of it , I was young and horny and didn't know any better so I picked her up. I wanted a cardate BBBJ for the standard rate which she agreed to but she was so out of it that I changed to FS, in the middle of the deed she starts moaning and getting into it and as she came she shit diarrhea style all over everything in the back of the SUV. I mean everywhere in my mom's new Explorer truck.

Happy Hunting
Badboy

[QUOTE=Ssssbadboyssss]If we're gonna share horror stories, she was so out of it that I changed to FS, in the middle of the deed she starts moaning and getting into it and as she came she shit diarrhea style all over everything in the back of the SUV. I mean everywhere in my mom's new Explorer truck.[/QUOTE]

How funny .....That is why when you hit it, you got to hit it doggy and plug the hershey hole with your finger :-) It works like a charm all the time :-)

Cheers

TM

[QUOTE=Camden Lover]I called up Unique but the phone just rang so I took a trip out to Camden in hopes of see her, no dice. This was New Year's Eve morning and it was very cold, about 20 degrees. Everyone was inside except for a few SWs. I drove past the area where Unique normally walks but did not see her. Instead, I saw what appeared to be a half-way attractive BSW. As she got into the car, that was not the case. She was alright, maybe about a 5 or 6. In addition, she had a foul odor to her. I was about to tell her to get out but I was horny and did not want to risk a potential scene.

We did the standard LE check and then found a place to park. We agreed on a BBBJ for .2. Her technique was okay but the ending completely ruined my morning. When I finished, she took the first dose and then gagged. The rest landed on my shirt...mind you I was heading to work after this. She said that the first dose hit the back of her throat and her tonsils. That may have been the case but now my dress shirt, my black dress shirt, had this big cum stain on it.

I quickly tried to clean up as best as I could and let her off. Luckily, I had some baby wipes on hand and I removed the stain as best I could. Buyer beware.[/QUOTE]


Met up with Kim awhile ago. She's been reviewed as well as her massive bush has been displayed here. First time around, great BBBJ w/ a swallow. Next time, didn't give my usual warning, then a gag, afterwards back to the dry cleaners with my pants after one wear.

[QUOTE=Ssssbadboyssss]If we're gonna share horror stories, in my younger monger days before I had a car of my own, I had borrowed my mom's car (God rest her soul) for a night out. I went with friends to a club, having struck out there a few of us went to Show and Tell thinking that our luck would change, boy were we wrong. I dropped them off but still being horny as hell I went cruising along the ave looking for some action. There wasn't one out until I spotted one stumbling down the road with her thumb out hitchhiker style, she was a WSW about 5'6" and looking good however she was completly out of it , I was young and horny and didn't know any better so I picked her up. I wanted a cardate BBBJ for the standard rate which she agreed to but she was so out of it that I changed to FS, in the middle of the deed she starts moaning and getting into it and as she came she shit diarrhea style all over everything in the back of the SUV. I mean everywhere in my mom's new Explorer truck.

Happy Hunting
Badboy[/QUOTE]
Badboy, I am glad you mentioned that incident you had. I thought I was the only one to have something like that to happened to me. The SW I had shitted on the front seat and I was fucked up for a week. I didn't monger for while after that nasty moment. Then the SW several weeks later tried to wave me down for a date and I gave her the middle finger. Most of my dates now are in notels....

I guess we all have them, I had one of the main fixtures down on Morgan get in the truck one day, and don't get me wrong, I have dated her a few ntimes before and had a good time, but this day was different, she started her BJ, and I decided to cop a feel, she had a mess in her shorts, it did not getb on the seats or carpet, so I guess I was lucky.

Also calls herself Su Su I think. Picked her up on Broadway in the afternoon near Walnut. Was very nice to talk to on the way back to my room. She looked very nice, fresh makeup, earrings, and clean and styled hair. Felt her chest up when I picked her up, her tummy and boobs are saggy, so I decided I wouldn't have her get naked. Back in the room had 15 mins of great BBBJ, CIM, then some more BBBJ just for fun, and then returned her to the stroll. Very good BBBJ technique!!! You can see in the later pics she has gotten lipstick above her upper lip from her excellent BJ action!!!

After I dropped off Susan, I scoped out Mickeys and didn't notice any SWs. On my way back down Broadway saw a nice looking brunette with a great figure. Picked her up. Like Susan, she was very pleasant to talk to on the way back to my room. Jersey girl accent even though she says she's from Maryland originally. She agreed to pics but did not want her name used or her face shown. I later saw that she was reviewed on this board several years ago with her name and pictures. She did a very good BBBJ with lots of attention to the boys. Slipped on cover and we did many positions--she was a lot of fun and very cooperative. Ended with more BBBJ and CIM. After about an hour dropped her off at her home a few blocks North of Mickeys.

After dropping off Jane I went down Broadway again and saw Susan back on Walnut talking to a cop. Went on by, and saw a shorter SW go into a convenience store on the left. I went down a side street, turned around, and parked so I could wait until she came out of the store. While I was waiting, Jessica came over and I decided to go ahead and take her back to the room. She is very interesting to talk to. She is very cheerful and talks quite a bit. When we got the the room I asked her if she wanted to shower and she said sure! Even though she had already showered recently. That was nice but I noticed she had a large red bump on her arm. She said that it was a burn from a 4-wheeler accident she had during the big snow! The thing had turned over on her and she got her arm against the exhaust. I was not expecting this answer! Kind of funny (not the burn, just that I never would have guessed that). She said that she actually races 4-wheelers. Anyway, after her shower, same thing, lots of BBBJ, then multiple positions. Finished her off doggy while I was standing beside the bed. She stayed still with her ass in the air while I pumped her--very nice! Pretty good afternoon: 3 SWs in less than 5 hours and got pics from all 3.

[QUOTE=Ficdon]After I dropped off Susan, I scoped out Mickeys and didn't notice any SWs. On my way back down Broadway saw a nice looking brunette with a great figure. Picked her up. Like Susan, she was very pleasant to talk to on the way back to my room. Jersey girl accent even though she says she's from Maryland originally. She agreed to pics but did not want her name used or her face shown. I later saw that she was reviewed on this board several years ago with her name and pictures. She did a very good BBBJ with lots of attention to the boys. Slipped on cover and we did many positions--she was a lot of fun and very cooperative. Ended with more BBBJ and CIM. After about an hour dropped her off at her home a few blocks North of Mickeys.[/QUOTE]


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That's a hell of a view of the unnamed lady, and I'm not one to pay much attention to a fellow mongers "equipment", but I gotta say, that condom fit looks almost painful. You know they make bigger fits right?

[QUOTE=Ficdon]Also calls herself Su Su I think. Picked her up on Broadway in the afternoon near Walnut. Was very nice to talk to on the way back to my room. She looked very nice, fresh makeup, earrings, and clean and styled hair. Felt her chest up when I picked her up, her tummy and boobs are saggy, so I decided I wouldn't have her get naked. Back in the room had 15 mins of great BBBJ, CIM, then some more BBBJ just for fun, and then returned her to the stroll. Very good BBBJ technique!!! You can see in the later pics she has gotten lipstick above her upper lip from her excellent BJ action!!![/QUOTE]


Are you sure she was a she and not a him? It looks like a guy to me. The turtle neck looks like a dead giveway. Be careful out there. Just looking out for you man. Be safe.

Craig53

[QUOTE=Ficdon]Also calls herself Su Su I think. Picked her up on Broadway in the afternoon near Walnut. Was very nice to talk to on the way back to my room. She looked very nice, fresh makeup, earrings, and clean and styled hair. Felt her chest up when I picked her up, her tummy and boobs are saggy, so I decided I wouldn't have her get naked. Back in the room had 15 mins of great BBBJ, CIM, then some more BBBJ just for fun, and then returned her to the stroll. Very good BBBJ technique!!! You can see in the later pics she has gotten lipstick above her upper lip from her excellent BJ action!!![/QUOTE]

CookyJar reviewed her back in 2007 just do a search for Flo/suzy. I dated her once, but never again after seeing those pictures.
JB

I picked Nancy up today. Along Marlton of course. She was a fun, sweet nice girl. As mentioned previously, a little different. I recognized her face, but was still leary initially picking her up. She looks pretty young for a 25 yr old.

Got a room, she was a little sick after first cup. Was going for 2nd cup, but circumstances didn't permit.

Recognizing her face, I'm sure that I had seen pics of Nancy before, but I can't find them. Does anyone know where they may be? Did she go by a different name?

Be safe!

Did a couple of loops on Broadway last night around 9:30-10 and it was absolutley dead. LE was at a bare minimum, although I did pass a couple on the road. I did see Jessica and Lisa freezing around the Triangle, but they got scooped up pretty quick because they were both gone by the time I looped around. This cold weather is really killing the ability to shop! On the way out I did see Camille at Morgan firmly planted at her usual spot. Based on past experience, I passed on her and left town. She was'nt really dressed for the cold and looked very greasy, which is kind of unusal for her. I guess the years on the street are finally catching up with her. She was yelling at each car that passed, so she was probably in need of a fix, which is the first thing she will ask to do if you pick her up. Be safe and happy hunting.
JB

Met Jessica for the first time.

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I stopped in at McD for a coke and saw her as I went inside. On my way out, a man was standing near her. She explained that she has a friend with her at night. So if you see her with someone you can approach without an issue.

We got a room and had a good time. Very pleasant experience. Gave me digits but said that there are no minutes at the moment. No backdoor, but everything else seemed to be available. Very clean, no drama, I will repeat. YMMV.

I wonder if we should pay them with phone cards?

[QUOTE=Fbtom]Met Jessica for the first time.

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I stopped in at McD for a coke and saw her as I went inside. On my way out, a man was standing near her. She explained that she has a friend with her at night. So if you see her with someone you can approach without an issue.

We got a room and had a good time. Very pleasant experience. Gave me digits but said that there are no minutes at the moment. No backdoor, but everything else seemed to be available. Very clean, no drama, I will repeat. YMMV.[/QUOTE]