Massage Parlor Reports

I went down Division around 9:30 at night. Nice and dark in Humboldt, so no worries about being seen. If you do a search on google you will find it. If you are heading West it's just past the Puerto Rican flag that stretches over Division. A petite woman, (40? ), answered the door, seemed like she was the only one there, and immediately led me to a room. After I paid, $70, I heard voices, but I was never presented with other options. She said her name was Kimmy, but later told me her real name, but Kimmy is a name that should work for you. There is also a Cindy there, so if they ask for a name, you now have two. Massage had no oil which I liked. It was hard. I am a weightlifter and she kept saying how tight I was. I was tight and sore, huge work out earlier in the day, the massage felt good. At about 45 minutes she said "all done. " I replied, "that's it. " She said "Yes. " I said "Can you massage here" and pointed to my cock. She said "No, I don't massage there. " She started laughing and made a motion like her hand had a mind of it's own and she was trying to stop it from jerking me off. She said, "You take care of me, " and I said "Yes. " I love when they don't ask for the cash upfront. Great hand job, some touching of chest, felt her up, etc, but she did stay clothed. When I came she called me powerboy. It was a hellueva shot. I tipped her $40 and she gave me a hug, gave me her real name and I was out the door.

Door fee-70
Looks-5/6
Attitude-7
Massage-7
HJ-7
Total cost for 55 minute massage with HJ-$110. A little pricey, but discrete with a nice finish and decent massage. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=Babeefacexxx]I've been here 3 times because I like Shirley who works there. But she has yet too finish me. Last time she lectured me about finding a wife and having kids. Oh well

And whats so illiterate about my first post. I don't see what you mean partner.[/QUOTE]Sorry guy, not trying to pick on you, but your report is just doesn't sound real. While you are clearly not illiterate (I didn't mean that, sorry), most posters here to not go on and on about their "game" like you did Also, most people don't give away that many details. It also seems like you're trying to sound all young and "street. " All of these combined makes you sound like a cop looking for an easy bust or the owner trying to lure people in.

I thought your part about the butt implants was pretty funny though. When was the last time you saw a chick in this town that needed a butt implant? Please, they are fat enough on their own.

Ok. Trust me here guys. I'm no pro in this field. But if you can't get extras as Harvest. You need to find a new hobby. Seriously.

I went there the other day looking for a cheap massage (55/hr). I was with an older woman, never got her name. She came in before I was undressed fully so she helped me. Then I laid down, and she started the weirdest massage ever. She was ALL over the place. Shoulders to ankles in no time. Then back again. Then she put the towel back on me and started walking on my back. I didn't like that at all, so I asked her to stop and not rub me at all through the towel, I prefer the smoothness of the oil. So she throws the towel on the floor. Before the flip she was brushing the boys and the backdoor.

FLIP

The towel stayed on the floor, she started a little on my shoulders, then straight to my feet. She started stretching my legs some and loosening them up, then she was standing on the side of me, before I know it her hands were circling me, and I was getting rock hard. She reached for the oil bottle, and then says 'you like? ' I say 'how much? ' (told you I wasn't a pro.) she says. I swear to god this is true. 'up to you' and I just nod. She loads me up with oil and starts rubbing. She even gave me some prostate pressure. No entrance. Just a wave Hello, if you know what I mean. She cleaned me up, asked how I felt. Then massaged me for about 15-20 more minutes. Tipped her 30 because I didn't have any more cash. Like I said, I just went for a massage.

[QUOTE=Noskcajt]Ok. Trust me here guys. I'm no pro in this field. But if you can't get extras as Harvest. You need to find a new hobby. Seriously.

I went there the other day looking for a cheap massage (55/hr). I was with an older woman, never got her name. She came in before I was undressed fully so she helped me. Then I laid down, and she started the weirdest massage ever. She was ALL over the place. Shoulders to ankles in no time. Then back again. Then she put the towel back on me and started walking on my back. I didn't like that at all, so I asked her to stop and not rub me at all through the towel, I prefer the smoothness of the oil. So she throws the towel on the floor. Before the flip she was brushing the boys and the backdoor.

FLIP

The towel stayed on the floor, she started a little on my shoulders, then straight to my feet. She started stretching my legs some and loosening them up, then she was standing on the side of me, before I know it her hands were circling me, and I was getting rock hard. She reached for the oil bottle, and then says 'you like? ' I say 'how much? ' (told you I wasn't a pro.) she says. I swear to god this is true. 'up to you' and I just nod. She loads me up with oil and starts rubbing. She even gave me some prostate pressure. No entrance. Just a wave Hello, if you know what I mean. She cleaned me up, asked how I felt. Then massaged me for about 15-20 more minutes. Tipped her 30 because I didn't have any more cash. Like I said, I just went for a massage.[/QUOTE]Just a typical Chinese Spa where the girls are recycled. If you have been to a few of them, you will know these girls too.

Who can tell me about Sharon? New girl there from a " local legit spa".

I can tell you a little if you want to share.

Only will share with the main guys who share with me.You know who you are.

New guys. I will share if you have something that I dont have, or know about in that area. (Good luck)

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Sorry guy, not trying to pick on you, but your report is just doesn't sound real. While you are clearly not illiterate (I didn't mean that, sorry), most posters here to not go on and on about their "game" like you did Also, most people don't give away that many details. It also seems like you're trying to sound all young and "street. " All of these combined makes you sound like a cop looking for an easy bust or the owner trying to lure people in.

I thought your part about the butt implants was pretty funny though. When was the last time you saw a chick in this town that needed a butt implant? Please, they are fat enough on their own.[/QUOTE]Come on Luke, at least he gave a report. Some of these guys give nothing and then you have to try figure out the puzzle which is BS.
As far as "game" let him brag about it. I like it. It helps me when I go in and the girls start talking about the young guys who they dont like because of "Game". Too cocky, and the girls have heard it a thousand times before.

As far as details, and this isnt meant for you Luke, I will give any, and all details about anything that happens on my visits to any spa in the city or elsewhere. The LEO Boys dont need this board. They too, are customers of these places and watch out for many of the places. So I know for a fact that info here is not what the authorities care about. They have so many informers out on the streets that give real and true info, it makes this board look like a fairytale. So post brothers, post and stop worrying.

Last week I strolled into the new spa in the 4900 block of Irving Park. There were a total of three Asians working. I'm guessing they were in their mid 20's to late 30's. The one I ended up with, Jeannie (or Jenny?), I'm guessing is the oldest. Not pretty, not ugly, just mediocre. I didn't get a table shower, but their ad says one is available. The massage itself wasn't great, but I've had much worse. On the flip, she asks what I want. Told her I had a craving to eat at the "Y." She wanted $100, I paid her $80. She was fresh enough and seemed to enjoy herself. After she had enough, I laid down again and she finished me off manually. She told me next time to bring more money so we can "have sex." All in all, a mediocre experience with very little suspense. I might go back. But with all the other places popping up, I have to research them as well.

Didn't get any extras, but she is a good tease. She did some interesting work with the hot stones around the boys. I'm dissapointed I didn't checked here first, because I don't get down on that side of town very often. It was also weird walking in to be greeted by the blonde guy that works there.

I saw someone else say they liked the teasing that Ivy does. If you like teasing with a manual finish, but a great massage, then I'd recommend the blond girl at Miracle Massage. Her massage is great, and at the end she will do a massage around the base of your shaft. No extras.

Lifetime is my new ATF. More than CTM. I've had a great time there the last few times. I highly recommend Sonya, if you can get her.

Has anyone tried the place on 4667 Manor lately? The first time I went, I got a great massage by an Asian girl named Ruby with no extras. I tried to go the other night for just a massage, but it was closed. The girl that answered said they have a location in Chinatown or could send someone to my place....makes me think that it might be under new management.

Anyone have recommendations on discrete places on the north side? B&D and Yang's are a little public for me, and I've been to most of the other northside places (mostly CTM, Accurate, and Lifetime) too many times to count. I'd love to find a few indepentent massage therapists. PM me if you want.

Any one care to do an over/under on how many days this girl will last there? LOL
I am willing to bet 1 million Turkish, that she wont last 28 days from today. (Thanks Howard Stern)

Any takers?

Anyone recognize her from a place in Bridgport? I did!

Can I get a report on her with more than a standard HJ?

I think maybe Yes!

The new joint on 4900 block of Irving. I went in and got Esa. Cute and another one that I have seen before somewhere. After a little talk, It became apparent that we kind of know each other from another spa, except she was not a massage girl, but a hair dresser for the place.

She gives a good massage and a good HJ. If more is available, I dont know as I dont push until I get the right indicators. I will go back as she is cute and I have this feeling.

There are a couple of others there are lookers also.

It has a TS if you want one.

[QUOTE=Confucius]Who can tell me about Sharon? New girl there from a " local legit spa".

I can tell you a little if you want to share.

Only will share with the main guys who share with me.You know who you are.

New guys. I will share if you have something that I dont have, or know about in that area. (Good luck)[/QUOTE]I doulbe posted about her. Alcohol does strange things to mind.

Was here a week or so ago. Had Debbie, but met Kimmy on the way out. Best massage in a long long time. TS was detailed and not rushed, just like the actual massage. The drape was a washcloth, but it was gone in seconds, and no real pushback. Got a little grope, but no skin at all, no surprise being my first time there. HR was very good technique. 70 and 40, and I will repeat, if only for the absolutely excellent massage and HR. Great parking situation too.

Jam

[QUOTE=Mj138]I went down Division around 9:30 at night. Nice and dark in Humboldt, so no worries about being seen. If you do a search on google you will find it. If you are heading West it's just past the Puerto Rican flag that stretches over Division. A petite woman, (40? ), answered the door, seemed like she was the only one there, and immediately led me to a room. After I paid, $70, I heard voices, but I was never presented with other options. She said her name was Kimmy, but later told me her real name, but Kimmy is a name that should work for you. There is also a Cindy there, so if they ask for a name, you now have two. Massage had no oil which I liked. It was hard. I am a weightlifter and she kept saying how tight I was. I was tight and sore, huge work out earlier in the day, the massage felt good. At about 45 minutes she said "all done. " I replied, "that's it. " She said "Yes. " I said "Can you massage here" and pointed to my cock. She said "No, I don't massage there. " She started laughing and made a motion like her hand had a mind of it's own and she was trying to stop it from jerking me off. She said, "You take care of me, " and I said "Yes. " I love when they don't ask for the cash upfront. Great hand job, some touching of chest, felt her up, etc, but she did stay clothed. When I came she called me powerboy. It was a hellueva shot. I tipped her $40 and she gave me a hug, gave me her real name and I was out the door.

Door fee-70
Looks-5/6
Attitude-7
Massage-7
HJ-7
Total cost for 55 minute massage with HJ-$110. A little pricey, but discrete with a nice finish and decent massage. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]

Found this listed on Craig's list...looks in interesting but I have not made the venture there...Anyone that feels froggy and wants take one for the team can , I will report as soon as I give this place a try.

"Erotic salon 2 - w4m - 20 (schaumburg)
Reply to: [email]pers-682414452@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-05-15, 8:11PM CDT


we have a beautiful new salon ready to cater and serve. we are located at 1425 s Roselle road , walk ins are very welcome, we have a new location to serve you better and longer!! our hours are 10 am to 2 am. our all inclusive price is one twenty five for the hour. we offer sauna and shower befor or after. we have Russian,Czech, Polish ,and Asian girls ready to pamper you at a price that won't break your bank!! if youv'e been to our other location than you already know...if not..stop by and let us make you "happy". PLEASE NO E MAILS!!! 224 three seven four three nine nine five. have a wonderful evening....hope to see you soon. xoxo

Went there a few weeks ago, got a chinese woman, can't remember her name. First time there. It's clean, and I like the real massage tables. Anyway, got the TS, she covered the boys with a washcloth on the TS flip, which was unusual.

Great massage, I gave all the signals, free with nudity, made nice talk, popped wood in TS and massage, etc. Massage was covered. We had good raport. She bumped the boys one or 2 times few times, apologized each time. After massage, she is about to go without doing the right thing first, and I ask her to me where I really need it. She says she doesn't do that because she is chinese and I am not her husband or BF. We actually discussed for a while, and she was very nice and apologetic as I went from asking to pleading, but she was firm that she did not do that. Not even a gleam in her eye like she might with time. Looks 7, body 7, massage-9, attitude before refusing was 8.

This has never happened to me before, and at a place like Elle, where the environment gives all the signals (tinted windows, TS), it is perplexing.

On the way out, I saw a cutie that was flirting with me. I am going back to check her out. Will post on that, and will get the Chinese girl's name to spare you all the $.