Visit to one of the site regular shops
Normally when I sleepwalk I stick to the low volume, 3rd tier L3 shops but in the last 6 months the service and personnel at this tier level as really fallen off. So I've been venturing into those that are listed on this site as "Major league". I will say, this is very true. In fact, my imaginary wallet hates whomever posted that list. But. My "little brother" is very thankful! Last time, I visited The shop on Edgewater. If you know, you know. If you don't, do a wee bit of reading on this delightful site. I dreamt of Crystal. She's got a nice frame, about 5'-3", wonderful little B+ to low C cups with nipples that say that they might have fed a baby or two. I really like those well used nipples. She's got a really nice face. Her oral skills were good, she was soooo friendly. If I were less experienced I would say she was very into me. But I'm not so I'll tell you her acting skills were awesome and greatly appreciated! Kitty was tasty, tight, and wet! Is there an acronym for that? KTTW! Ha ha ha Will visit again. She said she is there till the end of the month. Merry Christmas you mongers!
Tokyo Massage / Crystal. Disappointing
After reading this month's worth of reviews, I decided to try Abby, as I have a thing for short little spinners. I tried calling Tokyo last night using their listed number on Google, but no luck—the number wasn't accepting calls. Searching for Crystal on RubMaps yielded a different phone number, which was promptly answered. I asked the girl on the other end if Abby was working tonight and got a non-committal response that all the girls were working and to come on in. I made the drive over; there was only one other car in the parking lot.
A petite girl in her 30's answered the door, maybe 5'3"–5'4" tall, with man-made D cups. She let me know that Abby wasn't there and introduced herself as (Anu)? After pulling me into the room and getting a little handsy, I agreed to the hour. She took the payment and returned shortly. I mentioned that I'd just showered and was good to go. This is where everything went downhill.
Her English was absolutely atrocious—like laughably bad. She just kept saying "shower, shower?" Eventually, I gave in just to move things along. The shower was lackluster: just a basic body slide and quick TUMA. She seemed eager to get me out of there quickly, as another guy on a motorcycle had pulled up to the front door. On the way out of the shower, I ran into another girl in her 30's who offered to join us, but she was too thick for my taste.
We headed back to the room. I sat on the bed, and she started her BBBJ. She kept at it for a while, but she used a bit of teeth, like an inexperienced high school girl. That was fine when I was younger, but I've grown accustomed to top-tier BJ skills, and this wasn't going to make me finish. So I pulled her up for DATY. Nope—she wasn't interested at all and just asked me to fuck her in broken English. The rubber went on, and I ran her through elevated legs pile driver, missionary, standing missionary, and doggy. I could tell she was getting tired and honestly couldn't handle a hard pounding. At that point, she begged to get on top and ramped up the pace to finish me as soon as possible.
Cleanup was with a hot towel, and I asked to use the bathroom for a quick wash-up. While heading back to the room buck-ass naked, I ran into another monger hiding behind a shade in the middle of the hallway, sitting on a chair. Awkward as fuck, but hilarious. Obviously, with the girl rushing to the next customer, I didn't get my full hour's worth.
Overall, my visit to Tokyo Massage / Crystal was a total disappointment.
The girls at now closed Vinca and Sunlight in St. Pete were in their 20's, spoke passable English, had great BBBJ skills, and provided great GFE or porn star experience. I regularly got 2 pops in one hour with them and was very sad to see those places close.
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Advice on late night visits
Hey guys. Long time member, but not a ton of reviews on here (you can see them going back for several years though) since I only visit Orlando about once a year. I have a ton of reviews on the other "E" site because that is where most of the cities I'm active in post.
Will be there in a couple of weeks and reading reviews getting prepared.
I will be with a couple of coworkers during the day, and likely won't have time to venture out until later in the evening- guessing 9 to 10 PM when I can leave.
I hate going in last minute to the spas- I feel like everyone is tired, ready to shut it down, and now here I come to ruin that. LOL.
Tokyo is my primary target- closest to where I am staying as well as what I am looking for (2 or 3 girl visits).
It's open until 11:30. Any experiences late night there? Worth going, or just count my losses and hope I get a chance to break free (I might be able to get there at 9 when they open one day while I'm there).
Any advice?
What are my odds at a good experience late in the evening?
Also, I would rather spend a couple of hours, so that would be 9:30 ish to close. Is second hour same price as first hour?
Thanks!
If you need any advice in the Dallas area, let me know.
Complete Idiot's Guide - A Referral
[QUOTE=Voyavoya;7481771](...) my imaginary wallet hates whomever posted that list.[/quote]Sorry![quote=Voyavoya;7481771]But. My "little brother" is very thankful![/quote]You're welcome!
Also ... THANKS for bothering to RTFF thoroughly enough to even [u]find[/u] that list, considering how LONG ago it was last posted. If more guys did so, as well as you did, there'd be many fewer posts asking "[u]Where is that AMP (that everybody else knows about because they [b]HAVE[/b] RTFF[/u]?).
For the lazy noobs reading here, the list that [b]Voyavoya[/b] is referring to was last quoted/posted on June 13th, 2025 (which was an edited/updated version of an original post from April 15th, 2025!).
[url=https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3666-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=7313869&highlight=idiot%27s+guide#post7313869][b][red]CLICK HERE[/red][/b][/url] to go directly to that posted list on USASG.
That "list" contains the names, description of services, and links with Google Map directions to most of the AMPs discussed here. Being 6 months "out-of-date", there are a few facts in that post that no longer apply, but if you actually [b]DO[/b] RTFF for that last couple of months, you'll be able to sort out most all of what you might need to know.
[i]And remember[/i]: [b]Reading (the freaking forum) is [u]FUN[/u]-damental![/b]