Backpage Advertiser Reviews

A trio of short reviews, well One review and two WTF.

In chronological order:

Honey Holiday.

No ad as we all know her ads.

Was coming back into town on 40 and decided to make a pit stop before home. A quick perusal of BAckpage revealed that Ms. Honey Holiday was working so I called. We dicussed desired session, price and she said she was on Airport Blvd. I told her I was 1 hour out and would call when I got off on the exit.

58 minutes later, at the top of the ramp I start calling. No answer. Pull down the street and stop and call again. No answer. Then I get a text (doesn't hse have in big letters on all her ads not to text her?) saying she is running late and to give her ten. It is now 15 after so, ok.

At 30 iwth no contract I call again. After the third call she texts again to say she can't make it as she is over on Capital Blvd and if I am interested she can 'work me in' around 8. It is like 4:45 now.

Nope, nope and hell no. If you didn't want the appointment don't make it. And she was sort of an ass about it when I was incredulous about the offer of 8 pm. Oh well, another lackluster, aging, chunky provider off my to do list.

Renae or Microphone Checker.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/microphone-checker-come-to-my-studio-now-n-raleigh/40646533[/URL]

In Raleigh, meeting finishes early so I have some time to kill. Call, discuss pricing, agree to a session. Tells me her general location and says to call when close. So 10 later, I call. No answer. Then the idiot texts start.

Who referred you? No one lady, you have a big damn ad up.

You a cop? You already asked me that on the phone, am I going to change my answer now?

A few more then radio silence.

Again, If ya didn't want to go to Detroit, why did ya get on the train. Scratch another.

Luna.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/luna-new-to-durham-here-for-a-short-time-only/40419373[/URL]

I actually saw this girl.

The Good: Real pics. Young, sweet acting, took direction well. And a QV BBBJ was. 6.

The bad: Well she hangs out with this swamp monster and her skanky crew.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/sophia-come-see-what-all-the-talk-is-about/33680242[/URL]

Jesus what a hard favored woman. The whole troop of them passed me on the stairs going up, to the room and she eyeballed me like I was stealing the Crown Jewels.

Her pics, while her, are a bit dated. She has lost some weight and it doesn't look like it was healthy weight loss. Sort of user skinny now. Plus when I first got there she was shaking a bit. Might have just been cold. Didn't see any obvious signs of demons.

Crappy hotel. Christ if you are going to have 3 girls working out of a room, get a decent room. The Roof is not upscale.

And the room reeked of smoke. My clothes had to go in the washer the minute I got home.

Like I said, I just signed up for a QV BBBJ so she got started on that. No technique or skill. Just cock in mouth, mouth move up and down. When I would coach her, she would do whatever I had said for like 20 seconds and then it was if she would forget and go back to head bobbing. After 10 of this, I was close but not there when someone beat on the door. She hopped up and looked outside and came back and said, 'It has been 15 minutes. ' Nope. I wear my watch and it was like 9 minutes when the knock came. I told her I was close and she started back so I just began a constant stream of coaching to keep her focused and after like 3 minutes of actually getting her to suck on the cock rather than just bob up and down on it I held her head still and blew in her mouth. She waited until I had just about stopped squirting nad hopped up and spat in the sink. Offered me a few tissues to clean up. And I was out the door at exactly 15 minutes from the time I knocked on the door to start.

I would repeat as she was cute and cheap and was trying to be accommodating and do waht I asked, but she has to get rid of the cryptkeeper's sister as a pimp. Just seeing that IRL is enough to cause erectile dysfunction.

Anyone have any info / dreams on Molly the new blonde?

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/new-blondie-molly-sweet-real-and-naughty-come-keep-me-company/40710353[/URL]

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/your-home-away-from-home-upscale-location-upscale-9104760939/36365183[/URL]

Just to follow up my previous report with the BP ad she posts.

Listed under the massage section.

Wow just wow.

980 prefix, which is incorrect. Do some digging and you can find her real number. Reviews are dead on.

Tall sexy blonde. I mean wow. Run to her and don't scare her away.

Ill be Back when she decides to grace Rdu with a top tier young lady. I'm just hoping I can make it home without wrecking bc I'll be thinking about this one.

I'll keep it simple: The best. Do not scare her away, guys.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/college-cutie-slim-model-physique-se-y-and-exotic-caramel-skin-no-quick-perfectionist/39478588[/URL]

Looks like Skye is back in town.

[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/raleigh/919-559-4378/1/733110[/URL]

I know for those of you who have been there already this is A: Redundant and B: In no way a worthy description of this woman.

Lili.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/the-lovely-lili-highly-reviewed/34740232[/URL]

She will screen ya. If you know who she used to work with, you can use that referral as a easy pass.

Standard two call to a local cheap clean and cheerful Extended Stay. Texted arrival and got the room number.

Guys, really. I have not met a provider around here that is as genuinely attractive and just damn straight up sexy. Well padded on both ends. Actually, I have to say she has a strippers set of natural D cup breasts. And she likes to play with them when she is on top.

And speaking of her being on top, the view from behind when she is doing reverse cowgirl. Just damn. Like two kittens fighting in a pillowcase. I will be thinking about those little dimples above her cheeks for months.

Not going to go into graphic detail. Let's just say she did all I asked and more than most providers would do. Beautiful, passionate, accommodating and understanding about things that sometimes happen when you throw a 50 yo with blood pressure meds into bed with a hot little fire coal in her mid 20's.

No she is not cheap. Frankly, I think she should be in the next tier of pricing. And I would gladly cut down from the number of 'entertainments' I enjoy every week to get her once or twice a month.

If you read this. I will see ya soon cutie!

The OUT!

[QUOTE=ReddMan19;3440910]Listed under the massage section.

Wow just wow.

980 prefix, which is incorrect. Do some digging and you can find her real number. Reviews are dead on.

Tall sexy blonde. I mean wow. Run to her and don't scare her away.

Ill be Back when she decides to grace Rdu with a top tier young lady. I'm just hoping I can make it home without wrecking bc I'll be thinking about this one.[/QUOTE]What is her area code? No link? [URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/kelly-is-back-in-your-town-hot-sexy-blonde/37922543[/URL].

[QUOTE=Boag11;3437550]TOFTT on this Asian on BP.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/a-voluptuous-oriental-goddess-real-pic-juice-and-tight-352-3587498/40381418[/URL]

Wanted to try an asian dream and saw her ad on BP. Did some research and finally found one review of hers from the tampa area so I took the chance to see her. It was $. 2 hhr and $. 6 hr took the hr option. Pictures are her and recent, she claims 28 but she is closer to low to mid 30's. Slight BBW with really big chest specially for an asian. Not that high in the looks department but isn't ugly or unattractive just kind of plain, don't go in expecting anything close to a model. Mid level hotel off 55. Good english so no problem communicating. Everything comes with a hat and doesn't like to kiss on the mouth, no tongue at all. She will kiss you anywhere else except on the lips. Really enjoys Daty and says it is her favorite. Overall she is pretty playful and a good time, not a time waster or clock watcher. BTW her # starts with 352 not 353.[/QUOTE]As you said, she is not close to model pretty, but I am completely fine with that. I took your review, and saw that she would be very pleasing for me. And she was! After seeing her, and the place, I decided to go for the hour (instead of the planned half). She was indeed not a time waster or a clock watcher. She does have a few pounds on her, may be closing in on BBW.

Standard two call system, knock on the door, girl in silkish robes, pretty good, must be early 30's. Donation down, clothes down.

Started with gentle stroking, boob play, dinner at why, more boob play, then the hat, CBJ, CG, mish, doggie. Done! Stayed for a bit chatting randomly. Was nice finish.

Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Bb211;3441391]What is her area code? No link? [URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/kelly-is-back-in-your-town-hot-sexy-blonde/37922543[/URL].[/QUOTE]She is gone. Pulled the link.

Pm me if you like. We need to take care of this one.

[QUOTE=Bb211;3441391]What is her area code? No link? [URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/kelly-is-back-in-your-town-hot-sexy-blonde/37922543[/URL].[/QUOTE]Failed to mention, this isn't the Kelly I'm talking about.

So called this girls look legit ask to send a picture of a peace sign and location (Outcall).

So I send the address got room and called them and she hung up on me! Didn't reply text or calls.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/best-blonde-and-brunnete-in-town-dont-miss-out-we-come-to-you/33934473[/URL]

So after the fail with the two girls visit this girl, not the one in the picture but OK service.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/sexy-amina-exotic-chocolate-barbie-ur-place-or-mine-call-now-704-666-5375/33485946[/URL]

6 QV.

[QUOTE=FuckHard;3442143]So called this girls look legit ask to send a picture of a peace sign and location (Outcall).

So I send the address got room and called them and she hung up on me! Didn't reply text or calls.

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/best-blonde-and-brunnete-in-town-dont-miss-out-we-come-to-you/33934473[/URL][/QUOTE]The pics of the faces look TGTBT IMO. I rarely do outcalls but when I do and have to get a room just for the deed I let the provider know I won't be getting the room until they arrive. Some have been cool and some have not but for me I'd rather have one turn me down than cancel after I've paid for a room. So far the cheapest room I've found that isn't a huge shithole and usually has vacancies is the red roof in chapel hill of I-40. Fun fact you can pay cash but they need a photo I'd.

Use to see this one regularly, still about twice a month when I can track her down and the main reason my posts went quiet for a while. If you see her take 2 types of protection, the 2nd one is usually concealed. Her boyfriend / handler wants to be a big shot until being shown differently. My preference, my entire life, was to be number 2 to a husband / bf but this psycho takes the cake. Likes to follow you around after you've done your business and used his girl. She's fun, feet smell, have fun!

[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/beautiful-girl-looking-for-a-man-to-take-care-of-all-my-needs/40373678[/URL]