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Another crazy Saturday and another one off my bucket list. Had been trying to set something up with this girl ever since she started posting months ago. I had another girl in mind but our schedule didn't match up. I text Star an asked if she had an opening for a 2 pm hh appt. And she said yes. I asked if she kissed and she said yes. BINGO! I asked where she was located and then nothing. Sent a couple more texts and nothing. So on to my next on list Phoenix who I had heard changed her location. Had a bad experience with her last Saturday which I wrote about. Text her and asked for a 2 pm appt. She text back yes and I asked where are you located. I get nothing back. AGAIN WTK! Finally I get a text from Star that she's located on Bardstown Rd. Across from the Thortons. They changed the name of the place, can't remember name, and I had just been there Thursday but still a dump. It's now 1:45 and my time is running out. This place is about 5 minutes from where I was working so I headed out. On the way I get a text from Phoenix that said "are you coming". I text back "where are you" thinking to myself that I would prefer Phoenix over Star and she text back America's worst. Had just been there last week and had that bad experience with her. I text back that I'm not going there and she text back Fuck I can't get anybody to come here. I'm trying to change locations but this place had a flat $50.00 rate. By this time I'm at the Bardstown Road location. I text Star that I'm here. I get nothing back. WTF! I text again and wait 5 min. I pull out and start to leave thinking I just might give in to Phoenix if she'll answer my text. Little head needs some attention! Just as I start to text Phoenix I get a room number from Star so I pull back in and park. I knock on the door and nothing. Knock again and nothing. WTF again. I call and she says I'm across at Thorntons and headed your way. I meet her at the door just as room service walks up. The maid was Spanish and didn't speak English so I asked her in Spanish if she could come back later and she nodded yes. We get in the room and get naked. She looks like the pics, a little baby damage on belly but not bad. Bee titties and very firm ass and legs. Damn, a missing front tooth. I'm having teeth problems with women lately. A little spinner which I like. She start's with a ok BBBJ with me standing. Finally I decide to get on the bed for some action a little more BBBJ and then put on MY condom, bring your own because she didn't have one. We start with cowgirl and some DFK. She's grind her clit into me and I'm talking dirty to her and I see this look on her face, she's climaxing. Just a second later BANG BANG on the door. WTF again! She goes to the door and yells who is it? I hear a girl say something. Sounded like a black girls voice. I ask who the fuck is that your room mate? As I'm just about to get up. She said no it's a friend. She told her to leave and comes back to bed and gets back on my almost limp dick. Start's in grinding again and get's her self off 2 more times. She's actually enjoying this more than I am. Thought about asking for my money back. LOL. I'm realizing I need to get off and get my ass out of here and finally with some DFK and dirty talk I finally unload. Getting dressed to leave another BANG, BANG on the door. We finished dressing and she opens the door. Standing there is 2 young guy's one white and one black. The white guy nod's hello to me and she's talking to the black guy. I quickly walk out the door and towards my car and look around to see all 3 entering the room. I got my ass out of there. The hh price was 80.00. Repeat is maybe under different conditions. Just to watch her face when she gets off. Advice is be careful because looks like some drug action could be going on. Talking about the 2 guy's.

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Great dream last week: classy dresser, sweet, and fun.

BBBJ, daty, k9, then hanging off bed was real fun in the mish position where we finished.

Those are called lurkers. Parasites sounds a bit harsh. I started out as a lurker. The often times unfriendly tone of this board made me think twice about posting any reviews. In fact my first couple of reviews I was accused of being a shill or a girl reviewing herself.

Lurkers are going to lurk, and that fine. Everyone is new at one point, but keep in mind, if you want people to share info with you. You have to give useful info to get info. Just sayn. LC.

[QUOTE=Bjustice;2540933]All I can do is hope that Admin doesn't erase this post for being argumentative. I know the main point of this board as far as finding some strange. Sometimes conversations drift and there is funny commentary on stuff, but that's all good to me. My problem is these dudes who get on the board asking about who is she and what is she like without RTFF. In addition, I actually look at some of the posts from some of these members on the board and their posts are NEVER about their dreams. They only add commentary or ask about providers. How about you guys go find out some stuff for the rest of us on here. I don't have to say any names, because you know who you are. I personally get leery about people on here who post that way, because it might be LEO you're talking to.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SiempreConfuso;2540357]You shouldn't have asked her about her teeth. LOL. You probably pissed her off and she rushed you out. I didn't and got the Good BBJCIM. The morning sickness excuse was bullshit. That was meth mouth. She was or still is a user. But I have to say she was straight when I saw her.

Sorry about your experience but I warned you.[/QUOTE]I didn't mention her teeth directly. I just sent her a message saying good morning. When she replied I said I had read some good things about her skills but also some bad things. I then sent her a link to this page. Then she made up the agreed bullshit excuse of morning sickness.

When I saw it in person I knew it was bullshit. She claimed that she had like 3 or 4 other guys coming. Some spending up to like $200. Which as you said I really can't imagine. It reminds me of when in Breaking Bad Jesse Fucks that hooked Wendy.

Some lessons as I said are learned the hard way unfortunately but it is a life lesson and I will no longer ever see a girl who shows obvious signs of drug abuse.

Anyone with info on this one? Not much to search with.

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Great dream last week: classy dresser, sweet, and fun.

BBBJ, daty, k9, then hanging off bed was real fun in the mish position where we finished.[/QUOTE]I thought her profile was fake.

She's so fluffy!! Love the pic of her bending over! Anyone going to TOFTT?

[QUOTE=LimpNoodle;2541347]Anyone with info on this one? Not much to search with.

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Guy's be careful of this one. If she is really a Latina she would have said Latina instead of young Latino. Because young Latino means young guy. And he could be a young guy with blue eyes. Transsexual? Maybe.

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Any Intel? Thick as hell.

Be safe!! I'll report back.

[QUOTE=SiempreConfuso;2541474]Guy's be careful of this one. If she is really a Latina she would have said Latina instead of young Latino. Because young Latino means young guy. And he could be a young guy with blue eyes. Transsexual? Maybe.

[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/outcallsincalljust-moved-in-town-jordan/8605460[/URL][/QUOTE]I ToFTT and saw this girl today. That is her in the pics, and she's dumb thus the Latino mistake. She isn't trans, is all female, and her face is nicer in person. However, she's about 40 lbs heavier in person, and is beyond paranoid with her rules. She won't even touch you without a hat on. She also doesn't give BJ's, and she's rushy. One of the worst providers I've ever seen. Do not waste your time. I couldn't even get my dick hard with her.

[QUOTE=SiempreConfuso;2541474]Guy's be careful of this one. If she is really a Latina she would have said Latina instead of young Latino. Because young Latino means young guy. And he could be a young guy with blue eyes. Transsexual? Maybe.

[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/outcallsincalljust-moved-in-town-jordan/8605460[/URL][/QUOTE]Not what she appears.

I'll be driving in this week to stay at the galt house, any recommendations for quality girls that will do outcall? Hopefully no one with looks / demeanor that will draw attention.

Thanks!

Been lurkin for a while. Finally had a chance to get out there. Thanks to your guys advice had a GREAT dream with this young thing. Figure I would give props and a heads up.

Incall was decent. Felt safe low key. Standard rates. Menu was great. DATY, DFK, Mild GFE (just enough to make it fun) BBBJ. Slew of potitions, great finish, would repeat.

THanks guys as always be safe!

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Been lurkin for a while. Finally had a chance to get out there. Thanks to your guys advice had a GREAT dream with this young thing. Figure I would give props and a heads up.

Incall was decent. Felt safe low key. Standard rates. Menu was great. DATY, DFK, Mild GFE (just enough to make it fun) BBBJ. Slew of potitions, great finish, would repeat.

THanks guys as always be safe!

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[QUOTE=LotharioCancer;2541428]She's so fluffy!! Love the pic of her bending over! Anyone going to TOFTT?[/QUOTE]Some one should. I hate dixi but would make the trip for some milkshake.