Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=EuroXXX;3904442]Hey guys,

Looking for a new spot as my old regular girl has recently relocated. I'm not a fan of shopping around and am looking for a new stable place to "call home" for my weekly release and therapy. Any suggestions for a good / therapeutic massage with HJ and possibly BJ or more offered? Looking for American or Latin in the Cape Coral / Fort Myers area.

Thanks![/QUOTE]I just stumbled across a site, [URL]http://fldarlings.com/[/URL] It includes 18 Latinas in FM, 6 in CC and includes ratings and reviews (some of which say "fake. ") The phone number for one of them is the same as for Tamara and states that she's on CC Pkwy.

[QUOTE=Member#4063;3906321]Where was the ad placed, doesn't make it easy to find an ad without some help. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Go to Exotic Monkey her ad is there along with her numbers good luck what a beauty and so are her girls.

[QUOTE=SrGuy;3906437]I just stumbled across a site, [URL]http://fldarlings.com/[/URL] It includes 18 Latinas in FM, 6 in CC and includes ratings and reviews (some of which say "fake. ") The phone number for one of them is the same as for Tamara and states that she's on CC Pkwy.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the tip. I'm more looking for as close to a legit therapeutic massage (ala Beth from Cape Coral, etc.) with minor extras as is possible. For the past few years, I'd been going to a legit massage therapist that slowly opened up to HJ and then after awhile would give the occasional BJ.

I've been seeing ads for WellnessWorx, anybody have in info on them?

[QUOTE=EuroXXX;3909400]I appreciate the tip. I'm more looking for as close to a legit therapeutic massage (ala Beth from Cape Coral, etc.) with minor extras as is possible. For the past few years, I'd been going to a legit massage therapist that slowly opened up to HJ and then after awhile would give the occasional BJ.

I've been seeing ads for WellnessWorx, anybody have in info on them?[/QUOTE]Who's the regular one you use, I like legit too! If extra treatment is available then that's a plus.

[QUOTE=PorkSword;3909727]Who's the regular one you use, I like legit too! If extra treatment is available then that's a plus.[/QUOTE]Regular one is gone unfortunately. I've used a range of "legits" over the years though.

"Massage by Beth" in Cape Coral. Great massage, no extras at all, ever, LOL. Only downside is she has a bit of a loud voice that can hinder relaxing.

"Teresa's Face and Body" also in Cape Coral, Teresa does a good massage, also does a good shave. Same as above, if you get hard while she's shaving, she'll hold your dick up and continue shaving, but won't act.

"Jenniffer Massage Therapy" (again, Cape Coral) this one is pretty cute, in a odd location that isn't the quietest. She did a good massage that left me wondering if, with some time, she might offer some small extras. Haven't seen her name come up here, though.

Thinking about trying Wellness Worx or Aurora Mists. Not sure about either.

[QUOTE=EuroXXX;3911990]Regular one is gone unfortunately. I've used a range of "legits" over the years though.

"Massage by Beth" in Cape Coral. Great massage, no extras at all, ever, LOL. Only downside is she has a bit of a loud voice that can hinder relaxing.

"Teresa's Face and Body" also in Cape Coral, Teresa does a good massage, also does a good shave. Same as above, if you get hard while she's shaving, she'll hold your dick up and continue shaving, but won't act.

"Jenniffer Massage Therapy" (again, Cape Coral) this one is pretty cute, in a odd location that isn't the quietest. She did a good massage that left me wondering if, with some time, she might offer some small extras. Haven't seen her name come up here, though.

Thinking about trying Wellness Worx or Aurora Mists. Not sure about either.[/QUOTE]Regarding Beth. I was getting massages from her before and she is totally legit BUT I think she is too legit. She was always preaching her religion and one day during a massage I asked her if she would get mad if a client pooped a woody and she got all holy roller psycho with me. She could have just politely said something else but she started preaching again about filth, immorality, etc.

She gives a great massage fairly cheap but guys here need to know that she may not be all there mentally. I never once said anything perverted to her or made any requests, I just simply asked about erections that can accuse during massage and she went postal. It's a shame because I do miss her $40 an hour massage and I always tipped 20.

[QUOTE=WhoreMaster73;3912436]Regarding Beth. I was getting massages from her before and she is totally legit BUT I think she is too legit. She was always preaching her religion and one day during a massage I asked her if she would get mad if a client pooped a woody and she got all holy roller psycho with me. She could have just politely said something else but she started preaching again about filth, immorality, etc.

She gives a great massage fairly cheap but guys here need to know that she may not be all there mentally. I never once said anything perverted to her or made any requests, I just simply asked about erections that can accuse during massage and she went postal. It's a shame because I do miss her $40 an hour massage and I always tipped 20.[/QUOTE]Well I use to see her when she wasn't legit. She had a pretty bad alcohol problem before she found the good Lord. She'd always give a handy but one time pulled her panties off and jumped on for a ride.

She begged me to unload in her, she said she was lonely and sad?? So, I think its the previous issues that may trigger the rant!!

[QUOTE=PorkSword;3912973]Well I use to see her when she wasn't legit. She had a pretty bad alcohol problem before she found the good Lord. She'd always give a handy but one time pulled her panties off and jumped on for a ride.

She begged me to unload in her, she said she was lonely and sad?? So, I think its the previous issues that may trigger the rant!![/QUOTE]Never, ever would've pegged her to be the type. Although, now that I hear this, it makes sense.

Now I kinda want a crazy handy at _ at.

Ok need a little direction in ft myers. Never sample anything this far south myself. (Asking for a friend) what the best bet for a daytime rub with extras. Best looking ladies and best service?

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=EuroXXX;3913224]Never, ever would've pegged her to be the type. Although, now that I hear this, it makes sense.

Now I kinda want a crazy handy at _ at.[/QUOTE]Now that I'm hearing these things things are making sense now. Granted she is very plain looking but there is still something arousing being bare ass in front of your massage therapist and you figure she would know this. And then for her to go full retard over something trivial it now makes sense. Bare in mind guys that when this happens it wasn't on my first visit with her, by the time she went postal it was like my 5th or 6th visit.

[QUOTE=EuroXXX;3909400]I've been seeing ads for WellnessWorx, anybody have in info on them?[/QUOTE]Although I haven't been there--Disclaimer--I read a review of them a year or three back. It was probably on this site, so a search of this forum [i]may[/i] turn up more information. One was there for a sports massage with the guy who owns the place and he was offered, but didn't take, additional stress relief. There was more interest / reports about 'Nina' (not her real name, IIRC) that sounded favorable. Kimberly joined them later and I don't recall any review of her.

It might be worth a visit, YMMV, of course. All three providers advertised on BP and CL back in the day, so connect the dots.

[QUOTE=MotherFucker;3867983]I couldn't get in touch with the girl I was looking forward to meeting, so I decided to swing by my favorite AMP while I was in town (across from the car dealership). My favorite Candy wasn't there anymore, and I almost bounced, but Lucy told me she'd take good care of me. It's a good thing I wasn't there for a massage because it wasn't five minutes before we were making out like teenagers. Lucy is a bit skinny for me, but she has great (enhanced) tits and more than made up for the lack of ass with what may well have been the best BBBJ / cim I've ever had at an AMP. Rates are pretty much standardized, so no surprises there. I know a lot more was on the menu, and I'll almost certainly be back to sample it.[/QUOTE]I needed a massage and a BBBJ would be much better than a handy.

Enhanced chests are not my thing but best BBBJCIM EVER? Hell yeah.

So I went for 90 minutes with Lucy so I know I'll get that massage too.

What a fun lady. Teasing, giggles, kisses. Then the first BBBJCIM.

Then about 30-40 minutes of a rather good massage until the flip.

More kissing leads to 69 where she works her mouth off.

Both of us were wiped out and needed a nap.

This is copied from my other city forum. Might be good advice.

My Experiences. Beware Cautious always and respect the rules.

Hello All:

I usually do not post much. Been in Phoenix for awhile. Years.

I have had many experiences in many places in many cities with many providers.

Interesting experience at a new place near 51st and Glendale, never been there before.

BE CAUTIOUS!! Respect the rules and trust your experience and sixth sense.

Arrived and did the usual entry fee. I usually go for a half hour to 45 min as I prefer to get in and out. Point A to point B and then go.

Nice looking girl answered the window. Pleasant looking not showing too much. She asked me what I wanted and I said a massage. She asked me are you wanting anything else? I said like what? She replied, a lot of guys come in here wanting all kinds of things. I said ok. Did not offer up anything other than ok. I asked am I coming in or are we passing the time of day out here.

Got back to the room and got on the table. My sixth sense told me to keep the shorts on, which I did. She came in and was across from the table with her back against the wall and asked, just a massage? I asked was there any other reason to be here for other than a massage? She asked how much did I want to spend? I said I already paid.

She lowered her voice and asked if I wanted extras. I said what do you mean? She said a lot of guys want other things. I said I thought we were past that already, what are you talking about?. She said you know extra stuff. I said I have no idea what you are talking about. She asked if I had done this before. I asked does that matter? She asked if I was looking for something more than just a massage. I asked like what? She did not answer. I asked her if that was why she asked me how much I wanted to spend. She nodded her head. I asked her if that meant yes. She said yes. I said I wanted a massage. She said, so you don't want those extras. I said you have not offered any extras and I did have not asked for anything other than a massage. She said you sure hunny? I told her I was going to get up, dress, and leave. I asked her to get my money and return it to me. She said she could not do that as was already in the room. I asked to see the manager. She went out, I got up and got dressed in a flash, she came back in and gave my money back.

I left and drove to a gas station close by and got out of my car and went in. Wouldn't you know a marked cop car rolled up and the officer came in. As I was in line he engaged me in conversation, how are you, how's your day, etc. I replied great. He asked what are you doing today? I replied not really sure. I paid and said have a nice day.

I chose to sit at a table outside as opposed to go directly to my car. He went to his car and sat for a bit and then left. I went back in the gas station and bought something else and went back to the table and sat about 10 more minutes. Then went to my car and started pumping gas. Another car rolled up, not a marked cop car, and parked in the spot next to me where I was pumping gas. Woman got out and started talking. Asked me what I was doing today, where was I going, did I live close by. I said I did not talk to strangers. Got in my car and drove to a Walmart and went in and waited. I took 2 hours getting back home. Nothing else has happened.

Word to the wise. The only reason to start talking about services is after she has tickled your balls or backdoor while you are naked. Then flip over and see what is up. Those of us with experience know and understand how things should flow. Keep your mouth shut.

Like when I used to call backpage providers or even get them off the stroll. Any talk of any kind about services or money is to be done in person only, never ever on the phone, and only after some personal touchy feely has occurred, for instance you got her tits in your hands or you are stroking the cat a little.

Even if you think you know her or have seen her before, these ladies are always getting busted or caught up. You are just a dollar sign. Don't be stupid and think you are special. You can and will get served up on a silver platter if she has to get out from under something. Or god forbid she is undercover.

Be smart on these boards as well, LEO is always trolling.

Respect the rules and when in doubt get out.

I know what the fuck is up and I know what the fuck I am doing.

Here's to continued Happy Endings.

Scrubs.

[QUOTE=PorkSword;3909727]Who's the regular one you use, I like legit too! If extra treatment is available then that's a plus.[/QUOTE]Look at [URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/[/URL] -- the site claims that all the providers are legit but some of the photos give off an "extras" vibe. I've seen Tamara (on Beacon Blvd) several times and she's very professional. At. 6/ hr she gives the best massages I've ever had. Hard to not fall in love. She'll talk as much or as little as you want. You need to know, though, that she uses your choice of aromatherapy and scented oils.

[QUOTE=DC002;3919690]
BE CAUTIOUS!! Respect the rules and trust your experience and sixth sense.

Word to the wise. The only reason to start talking about services is after she has tickled your balls or backdoor while you are naked. Then flip over and see what is up. Those of us with experience know and understand how things should flow. Keep your mouth shut.

Like when I used to call backpage providers or even get them off the stroll. Any talk of any kind about services or money is to be done in person only, never ever on the phone, and only after some personal touchy feely has occurred, for instance you got her tits in your hands or you are stroking the cat a little.

Even if you think you know her or have seen her before, these ladies are always getting busted or caught up. You are just a dollar sign. Don't be stupid and think you are special. You can and will get served up on a silver platter if she has to get out from under something. Or god forbid she is undercover.

Be smart on these boards as well, LEO is always trolling.

Respect the rules and when in doubt get out.

I know what the fuck is up and I know what the fuck I am doing.

Here's to continued Happy Endings.

Scrubs.[/QUOTE]Some how in my dreams I always keep my mouth shut beyond saying hello and go up to the lady and try to hug and kiss her. If she doesn't pull away, the hands will roam and hopefully her's do too. The couple of times that the lady avoided the hug and started talking donations or options I turned around and walked out. Even if it wasn't an uncle thing it still wouldn't have been a good dream. Better safe than sorry.