You ain't going to believe this shit.
I haven't had a true freebie in decades. Thought they didn't exist. Always want something in my experience.
Last night sitting in favorite watering hole. I get a call from a UTR type that retired years ago. Gone totally straight, husband kids etc.
She came in sat next to me and I bought her a beer. We discussed we had never hooked up in the past. You can see her weighing and I figure she decides against. She says she has more shopping and gets up and leaves.
Few minutes later she calls from a nearby dept store and says for me to come do her in the men's room. I leave the bar like a shot.
Complete my mission with her in the mens room. I expect she wants me to take her shopping. Nope freebie. I think she little tired of the same ol. Straight life and just wanted some excitement.
New for me to do something like Billy Bob Thornton did in the dept store in the movie Bad Santa.
Entertaining night. Amusing. And real live freebie. Damn. Thanks Santa.
Really really bad idea. Hall of fame perhaps.
[QUOTE=Chakkra72; 1343138]Alright, I'm not sure whether this belongs here, or where it might belong, but:
Knox County allows ballot initiatives to be put up for votes during the normal election cycle, so long as they receive sufficient signatures. To the best of my understanding, they require about 30% of the number of voters in the last mayoral election.
An aggressive effort to put a legalization / regulation / taxation of prostitution could probably net sufficient signatures (about 2000).
The benefits, obviously, would be fewer health concerns, and no arrests for what should already be completely legal. There would also likely be a greater range of men and women available to hobbyists. It would probably create and fund some new health department jobs, never mind the number of taxpaying jobs it would create for new providers.
Some of the negatives would be that it would shine a light on an industry that relies on secrecy. It would probably all but abolish streetwalkers. Also, there's no real immediate knowing what it will do to prices. I'm sure there's a long list of other upsides and downsides. Feel free to chime in with your thoughts.[/QUOTE]Bringing attention to the sport has always had bad negative repercussions. Stories in the paper, on 6 o'clock news. Providers doing interviews etc.
Nothing but trouble.
Not to mention your legalization attempt will fail big time. Hell they try every couple of years to shut down the strip clubs here.
Never forget your in the bible belt son. (hypocrite belt might be better name but I'm feeling mello after last night:
Way safer than the BP or SW girls of WH
[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin;1343509]The only Christmas movie that matters. I hope your long white beard doesn't fall off from her not being clean![/QUOTE]she's' drug and disease free 30ish yo MILF. Married 2 kids susie Sunday school teacher on a break out of suburbia.
Maybe your wife. Thanks she was real good.
LOL. Just joshin ya.
I identify so much with Billy Bob
[QUOTE=Dr Holiday; 1343600]she's' drug and disease free 30ish yo MILF. Married 2 kids susie Sunday school teacher on a break out of suburbia.
Maybe your wife. Thanks she was real good.
LOL. Just joshin ya.[/QUOTE]I always follow Bad Santa's advice this time of year and follow the sutra of the three Bs: booze, bullshit, and butt-fuckin'. There's a couple of girls I know who ain't going to shit right for two weeks. What a great movie.
Albolene being used as a lubricant?
Okay, I'd never heard of this until earlier tonight but it seems Abolene, which so I'm told is marketed as a makeup remover, is also used by many people as a lube for sex.
I realize it's petroleum based and so not compatible with latex condoms or latex toys, but I'm just curious if anybody here has tried it?
The girl who told me about it said that lubing a guy up with it first made deep throating easier for her and she said she liked it because it had no smell or taste.
Well, in a bit of reading online, other people say it has a smell and / or taste they didn't like and in my personal experience with oil based lubes, I find them difficult to wash off and so again, just curious if anybody here has tried this as a lube and what your results were?