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[QUOTE=EndGame; 1146233]Either time or money you choose and far less drama and risk. I pulled an 18" machete on one gal once and drug it up her leg and across her throat.

Less risk, yes, I understand. How do I get the machete into the rendezvous and should I treat the blade with curare? Also, I have a new chain saw and was wondering. [/QUOTE]It fits into my bag of toys (just). Drove her nuts and it was the first time alone with her, later she said she wasn't sure I wasn't going to chop her up but added to the whole scenario of being bound.

[QUOTE=Jethrow1;1147659]It fits into my bag of toys (just). Drove her nuts and it was the first time alone with her, later she said she wasn't sure I wasn't going to chop her up but added to the whole scenario of being bound.[/QUOTE]How about Cassanova? You rock J!

[QUOTE=Jethrow1;1147659]It fits into my bag of toys (just). Drove her nuts and it was the first time alone with her, later she said she wasn't sure I wasn't going to chop her up but added to the whole scenario of being bound.[/QUOTE]I guess after a visit or two, you can bring a satchel of goodies. For a first time visit, they'd probably be jamming a chair under the door and dialing for help if you arrived with a Santa Claus bag. I've found an 18" kielbasa gets better results though. You don't nick them as much.

[QUOTE=OliverOil;1147665]How about Cassanova? You rock J![/QUOTE]I'm just patient and perhaps have too much time on my hands. I have long dry spells like everyone else.

If I were single it would be much easier and cheaper, motel rooms hurt.

Cheap motels on east side, ucf area, etc.

Along 50, ?

I know there is this days inn off of 50. [url]https://securereservation.net/daysinnucf/.[/url] It is probably the cheapest hotel / motel by UCF. You might get a cheaper one by Goldenrod.

[QUOTE=Jethrow1; 1147680]Cheap motels on east side, ucf area, etc.

Along 50, ? [/QUOTE]I have been successful with price line.

Stop at starbucks for coffee bring your laptop ucf area is on there

My inbox is now completely cleaned out for those that were trying to PM me.

I once scored with a 19 yr old hotty from strictly platonic. I had to of course kina take her to movies and clubs in the beginning. But she was worth it.

[QUOTE=Iamaries54; 1147753]I have been successful with price line.

Stop at starbucks for coffee bring your laptop ucf area is on there[/QUOTE]I used to work at a hotel and the lowest rates I saw were from Priceline. Good call

[QUOTE=Jethrow1;1147675]If I were single it would be much easier and cheaper, motel rooms hurt.[/QUOTE]Oh I feel you. This hobby has its expenses.

[QUOTE=College Kid 89;1148117]I used to work at a hotel and the lowest rates I saw were from Priceline. Good call[/QUOTE]The only problem with price line is you can't call ahead and see if they will accommodate early check in.

A few are asking to see my post and it got pulled from craigslist so here goes.

" Ladies imagine this if you will"

I am a white male 55 yrs. Old. 220# and my dick is broken.

Yes broken.

So imagine a man who is an expert at oral and digital sex and derives his pleasure from touching and holding your body and making you happy.

Most me post on here for oral and show their cock pic, I ask why.

All I can promise you is that you will leave a large wet spot on the bed when we are finished.

I start with a long slow sensual massage relaxing every part of your body while building the desire to be touched in more intimate places.

When you are completely relaxed I will move to the more sensual areas of your body.

If you squirt all the better, or if you would like to learn how, I'm a good teacher.

So lets get started.

I prefer to play days.

Starting 2 round this week with one, one is flaky and the other has been sick but anxious for hers.

Thanks to you Jethrow, we are going to see a bunch of "broken dick" posts. Orlando is going to be known as the Broken Dick City. The Mouse might even give you an award for promoting family safe image!

[QUOTE=Jethrow1; 1148287]A few are asking to see my post and it got pulled from craigslist so here goes.

" Ladies imagine this if you will"

I am a white male 55 yrs. Old. 220# and my dick is broken.

Yes broken.

So imagine a man who is an expert at oral and digital sex and derives his pleasure from touching and holding your body and making you happy.

Most me post on here for oral and show their cock pic, I ask why.

All I can promise you is that you will leave a large wet spot on the bed when we are finished.

I start with a long slow sensual massage relaxing every part of your body while building the desire to be touched in more intimate places.

When you are completely relaxed I will move to the more sensual areas of your body.

If you squirt all the better, or if you would like to learn how, I'm a good teacher.

So lets get started.

I prefer to play days.

Starting 2 round this week with one, one is flaky and the other has been sick but anxious for hers. [/QUOTE]

Please let us know next time you post this ad so we can flag it for the best of CL.

I am a little more discreet in my approach but that is a great ad.

[QUOTE=Jethrow1; 1148287]A few are asking to see my post and it got pulled from craigslist so here goes.

" Ladies imagine this if you will"

I am a white male 55 yrs. Old. 220# and my dick is broken.

Yes broken.

So imagine a man who is an expert at oral and digital sex and derives his pleasure from touching and holding your body and making you happy.

Most me post on here for oral and show their cock pic, I ask why.

All I can promise you is that you will leave a large wet spot on the bed when we are finished.

I start with a long slow sensual massage relaxing every part of your body while building the desire to be touched in more intimate places.

When you are completely relaxed I will move to the more sensual areas of your body.

If you squirt all the better, or if you would like to learn how, I'm a good teacher.

So lets get started.

I prefer to play days.

Starting 2 round this week with one, one is flaky and the other has been sick but anxious for hers. [/QUOTE]