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[QUOTE=Closetperv;1148971]Kind of makes you wonder if you could get a receipt and write the AMPs off on taxes as therapy.[/QUOTE]Unless its for "official" business expenses, like what that HPD cop did to the hooker in Waikiki. Drove her in his wife's vehicle, went to his girlfriend's apartment, fu'dk her, threaten to arrest her for wanting payment, then gave her $5 for a meal (business expense).

Then of course another HPD cop, bought 6 drinks at Club Sandy, paid another $$ for "entertainment services" and busted the joint! All those are "official business expenses", yet you and I cannot write if off!

Unless you got a note from your doctor saying that taking Viragra (to increase blood flow to the brain) and pelvic thrusting at the AMPs (to exercise the hip area) , then maybe you could write it off as legit medical expenses! For us young able bodied mongers it won't fly, maybe you old timers can get a waiver?

[QUOTE=Johnny14; 1149064]Unless its for "official" business expenses, like what that HPD cop did to the hooker in Waikiki. Drove her in his wife's vehicle, went to his girlfriend's apartment, fu'dk her, threaten to arrest her for wanting payment, then gave her $5 for a meal (business expense).

Then of course another HPD cop, bought 6 drinks at Club Sandy, paid another $$ for "entertainment services" and busted the joint! All those are "official business expenses", yet you and I cannot write if off!

Unless you got a note from your doctor saying that taking Viragra (to increase blood flow to the brain) and pelvic thrusting at the AMPs (to exercise the hip area) , then maybe you could write it off as legit medical expenses! For us young able bodied mongers it won't fly, maybe you old timers can get a waiver? [/QUOTE]Medical expenses have to exceed 7. 5% of your AGI (adjusted gross income) in order to be deductible. So lets say you make $50, 000 a year, your medical expenses would have to exceed $3750 in order to be deductible. That is a LOT of Viagra. And even then, I don't think in an audit you could prove that Viagra "is needed". Good try anyway.

DJ, thanks for a great story. Let us know when they come through again. It would be a nice change for the local AMP scene.

Aloha Oioman

[QUOTE=Johnny14; 1149064]Unless its for "official" business expenses, like what that HPD cop did to the hooker in Waikiki. Drove her in his wife's vehicle, went to his girlfriend's apartment, fu'dk her, threaten to arrest her for wanting payment, then gave her $5 for a meal (business expense).

Then of course another HPD cop, bought 6 drinks at Club Sandy, paid another $$ for "entertainment services" and busted the joint! All those are "official business expenses", yet you and I cannot write if off!

Unless you got a note from your doctor saying that taking Viragra (to increase blood flow to the brain) and pelvic thrusting at the AMPs (to exercise the hip area) , then maybe you could write it off as legit medical expenses! For us young able bodied mongers it won't fly, maybe you old timers can get a waiver? [/QUOTE]I'm in CA today and saw news report this morning: IRS disallowed $60, 000+ deduction for hiring prostitutes LOL. I only caught the tail end (LOL) of the report so don't know who or where this was. BTW, Grace Lee, formerly of KGMB morning news was on. But she wasn't an anchor. Looked like she put on weight, but maybe it was the wide screen.

[QUOTE=Kalani69;1149246]I'm in CA today and saw news report this morning: IRS disallowed $60, 000+ deduction for hiring prostitutes LOL. I only caught the tail end (LOL) of the report so don't know who or where this was. BTW, Grace Lee, formerly of KGMB morning news was on. But she wasn't an anchor. Looked like she put on weight, but maybe it was the wide screen.[/QUOTE]Only $60, 000 for ho's? WTF? Charlie Sheehan spends that much on a good weekend. I'll bet Nevada allows more.

Grace Lee was my ATF newscaster, what a sweetie! I loved waking up to her. What channel was she on, maybe I can catch a news cast online?

[QUOTE=Kalani69;1149246]BTW, Grace Lee, formerly of KGMB morning news was on. But she wasn't an anchor. Looked like she put on weight, but maybe it was the wide screen.[/QUOTE]Does she still have that creepy lazy eye?

[QUOTE=Stoner R;1149349]Does she still have that creepy lazy eye?[/QUOTE]Stoner, why you dissing my girl? (LOL) I always thought that eye was sexy as hell. Maybe she got some jizz in it or something.

[QUOTE=Max808;1149348]Grace Lee was my ATF newscaster, what a sweetie! I loved waking up to her. What channel was she on, maybe I can catch a news cast online?[/QUOTE]Yeah, the Sunrise morning show is boring now that Grace is gone. She's with KPIX/CBS 5 now.

[QUOTE=Kalani69;1149246]I'm in CA today and saw news report this morning: IRS disallowed $60, 000+ deduction for hiring prostitutes LOL. I only caught the tail end (LOL) of the report so don't know who or where this was. BTW, Grace Lee, formerly of KGMB morning news was on. But she wasn't an anchor. Looked like she put on weight, but maybe it was the wide screen.[/QUOTE]Just found out that I'll be out of the game also because of taxes. Been wanting to see my favorite lady, but she'll have to wait. I really miss her!

Anyway, Kalani you need to find a physical therapist that will take care of your needs.

Take care.

[QUOTE=Max808;1149365]Stoner, why you dissing my girl? (LOL) I always thought that eye was sexy as hell. Maybe she got some jizz in it or something.[/QUOTE]Dudes, that was her way of winking at me! LOL

[QUOTE=Numbah One; 1149524]Anyway, Kalani you need to find a physical therapist that will take care of your needs.

[/QUOTE]Numbah,

I must be dumbah. Don't get it. What need do you think I have that a pt could take care of?

Not sure if this is the right place for this post, but here it is. It is not really a post but a inquiry. Does anyone know of a hair stylist who is on the naughty side. I'm in need of a hair cut and wouldn't mind a little eye candy and an exhibitionist. I seen a post on either backpage or craigslists but can't find it.

[QUOTE=Lose Moneyg;1149904]Not sure if this is the right place for this post, but here it is. It is not really a post but a inquiry. Does anyone know of a hair stylist who is on the naughty side. I'm in need of a hair cut and wouldn't mind a little eye candy and an exhibitionist. I seen a post on either backpage or craigslists but can't find it.[/QUOTE]Sexxy Sabrina would fill your bill! Try her. Really sexy / beautiful lady.

Assuming that it was common knowledge, I didn't post when I saw it but then decided to post anyway.

I recently saw an SUV that apparently pulled a motorist over. It didn't have lights on its roof. I didn't see the front; maybe it had the dash light, but it did have (and this is what caught my attention because I never saw it before) a small blue dimly flashing rectangular light in the rear window where the 3rd brake light would be.

The seemingly middle-aged officer was wearing black slacks and a black t-shirt and had his badge on a chain around his neck, like Steven Seagal's cop characters.

Lots of LE on the freeway so be careful; hiding behind overpass pillars with speed guns, mingling amongst motorists in SUVs with lights off then flashing the lights momentarily like a presence warning, etc.

Careful, Brothers.

[QUOTE=Waikikian;1149962]Sexxy Sabrina would fill your bill! Try her. Really sexy / beautiful lady.[/QUOTE]What's her contact info, pm me if you don't mind.