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[quote]Regarding your Terry stops advice to refuse to discuss anything with LE: Well, they won't believe me if I acted life a deaf mute. What is your advice on the specific limits, and some generic examples, of what can be safely told to LE?
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Obviously, the answer to this varies with the situation. If it's at all possible, you should avoid an actual admission of wrongdoing, since that can give rise to probable cause where none existed. If you're with the SW you've picked up, then I'd stick with "I'm giving her a ride."
"What's her name?"
"I don't know - she just looked like she needed a ride."
"She says you two agreed to have sex for $40."
"Well, I was just giving her a ride, so I don't know why she'd say that."
"C'mon, Mr. Monger - do you think I'm stupid?"
"Of course not, officer. But I was just giving her a ride."
...repeated ad nasuem.
If there's no girl, and you're stopped for cruising, then you can be lost, repeated as above to all questions.
Bysshe
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Myk,
Even though Trash nominated me, I am barely fit to shine his shoes, let alone fill them.
My way is softer, my language less barbed -- and as a result probably much less entertaining. Trash will aways be the one and only Don. I choose not to make a mockery of myself or besmirch the Don's legacy by attempting to carry on as only he could. My best efforts could only ever be asymptotic to Trash's contributions. My thoughts on what role I might play are part of an ongoing conversation with myself called WWTWMTD (What Would Trash Want Me To Do).
Robux
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Robux such a kindly wordsmith you are !!
LV it's time for that beer. Sometime this week I hope.
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I saw Jade of Gspot escorts today. www.thegspotescorts.com. Had incall at a hotel in College Park. She's just like the pics and better even. Pretty, very nice body, Chinese grad student. A sweetheart. She wasn't feeling well and she's fairly inexperienced, so it was a bit uninspired. She's a very nice girl and under different circumstances she might be better for someone. She enjoys DATY. Other reviews elsewhere have been good. The service she works for seems okay.
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Heeeey, look who's back. Good to see you Motor.
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Didn't even read before my last post. Definitely ready to knock a few back kid.
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Need advise before my upcoming visit to DC. I used to use the Gentlemens Review website for all the AMP reviews when I visit DC, but I can't find their website. Is it still in existence? Please provide URL.
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Gentlemens Review:
I also cannot find this; it had some of the best and current
reivews on specific girls and specific Amps and MP.
Would appreciate help in re-finding this or knowing what
happened.
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Th Gentlemen's Review website has been dead for a couple of months. Heard some vague rumors about a bust of some sort but not sure. I wouldn't expect it to return. This is probably as good as a forum there is now for AMPs in DC.
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(Fill in your Screen Name here):
You are being referred to this form letter because I don’t want to create a unique response to the very type of question(s) you asked every time the need arises. It is inefficient, people take such things too personally, and any resultant discussions take up too much bandwidth.
[b]If you are new to this board, with fewer than three posts:[/b] You are a newbie. You are an innocent babe. Perhaps not innocent in the ways of mongering, but innocent in the culture of this board. You didn’t know that general help questions such as the one(s) you asked are seriously frowned upon in the MD/DC/Northern Virginia forums. You are hereby forgiven your transgression because you are still metaphorically wet with embryonic fluid. Your penance is to do a [i]Forum Search[/i] for posts from our legendary [i]Don Emeritus[/i] TrashMan which you will find both very entertaining and exceptionally informative.
In answer to your question(s):
The latest compendium of AMP intel, compiled by our esteemed Don LoveLOS of Virginia, is from January 2, 2004.
[url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=156416#post156416[/url]
For current AMP intel, please [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u]. YMMV.
There is no compendium for escort or SW intel, please [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u]. YMMV.
If the above information doesn’t answer your question(s), please [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u]. (This is our acronym for [i]Read The Fucking Forum[/i], and is used casually, as in this case, and derisively, as you will read below.) Your question(s) will most likely be answered within a few pages back from today. If you have any specific questions after some light [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u]’ing, you need to [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u] back further and/or utilize the [i]Forum Search[/i] link on the left side of this page. If you [u]still[/u] have specific unanswered questions, you are encouraged to ask them in the forum. We are a forgiving lot, but repeated asking of stupid questions will get you flamed.
Please post reports on your adventures as it makes this board a richer place. We all come here to learn from other’s successes and failures. What you have might be intel another monger needs. Keeping intel to yourself invokes the perversity of the Universe and you will find yourself not getting the intel you need.
[b]If you are a 4+ post-count Regular Member:[/b] Consider yourself an honorary Senior Member for the duration of this form letter.
[b]If you are a Senior Member:[/b] Why the fuck are you asking such (a) stupid fucking bullshit question(s)!? Why the fuck are you so damn lazy!? What the fuck is your major malfunction Pvt Pyle!? Your question(s) is (are) a jelly donut Pvt Pyle!!! Have you suffered some major brain trauma!? Do you come from long line of inbreds!? [b]If you are a local Senior Member:[/b] Furthermore, you’ve got to be a fucking moron, considering the flame wars sparked by stupid fucking questions like the one(s) you just asked. Are you so mentally defective that you didn’t learn the first time you got your ass flamed for doing this same stupid fucking thing!? [b]If you are an out-of-town Senior Member:[/b] Furthermore, you must come from a place where stupidity is not only tolerated but indeed a desirable reproductive selection trait.
[b]If you are a Senior Member:[/b] Now go [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u] before somebody puts your dick into a literary meat grinder!!!! [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u]!
Thank you.
Robux
This has been a public service announcement.
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dipper,
Check out this link:
[url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=234217#post234217[/url]
It should help.
Robux
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Tony Terrific,
Check out this link, it should answer your questions.
[url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=234217#post234217[/url]
Robux
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Bravissimo Robux, excellent PSA. Almost Trashman in quality.
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Hey Mr. Senior Member with all the answers Robux, I have been trying to complete the "loop" in DC looking for sw and knowing that you know your way around, where do I find L Street so I can loop around back towards K Street. Is L Street on the south side of DC.
And which direction works the best when doing the "loop"? Clockwise or counter clockwise? And don't tell me to RTFF because I already went back two pages and don't have time to look back further.
Things would be a lot better in PA land if I could get some answers.
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Paland,
Please check out this link, as you might find it helpful:
[url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/show...4217#post234217 [/url]
And, you can go to hell, along with the mad cow you road in on. :)
But seriously, I think this will be a useful tool, and you bring up a good point. The [i]Form Letter[/i] below will be a draft for a while. Everyone is invited to offer up ideas for it. I'll incorporate those that I deem worthy, and links to other posts that are appropriately flame and/or intel laden.
I have requested of our charitable host, the over -worked and -whelmed Jackson, that a newbie section be added for Baltimore/DC/NoVa. Whether that comes to be, or not, this thread will prepare us for that day or provide a viable alternative solution.
Robux
