Happiness

[QUOTE=Hikerj;2770173]I see alot of people give poor DrMagikLuv69 grief over his choice to leave some of Sasha's menu items to himself. Why? That's completely normal practice for popular providers who are comfortable with their regulars. She's not the first and she definitely won't be the last. She's definitely one of my favorite girls at Happiness. I've seen her several times at Happiness and she's one of the few providers on the island who can satisfy me.

She's adorable little minx. While they are not for everyone, I think her wigs are great. Her tits are man-made but pleasant to look at, and she's got a good tan. She has some acne, which I'm sorry to say is common with ALOT of asian women, which they all hide with makeup (which actually keeps the acne from getting better, it's a vicious fucking cycle). They all got it gentlemen, she just happens to have a crazy workload cause you guys can't keep your hands off her, she gets little time in between dicks to reset herself. She This girl is a consummate professional and works hard to keep her clients happy.

L - 9. 5 I'd say her looks are a 9. 5 (She works hard to hide the skin flaws, if her skin was naturally flawless I might give her a 10, I like petite spinners) She's not bony though. She's got a nice firm ass to grip onto and her man mades are pleasant.

A - 10 She works hard, she knows she's popular but doesn't let it go to her head. She tries to give a consistent fantastic baseline PSE for even the first timer. For people she's seen many times and she's very comfortable with like myself and obviously DrMagik it's even better attitude. It's not just PSE but PSE / GFE mixed together in healthy doses.

S - 10 Look the PSE has been stated by everyone who's had her. Her BBBJ, deep rimming, ball licking skills are phenomenal. And when it comes to sex this girl can grind with the best I've had. AND There's alot more there. And it really a YMMV thing. If you don't have chemistry with her, then hey, it just wasn't meant to be. But I'm pretty fucking creative and I'm running out of positions and ideas to try out with her. I'm going to have to start sharing notes with people in a DM maybe. But seriously, stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items. All you really need to know is do they (dfk / lfk, BBBJ, BBBJCIM, rim, bls, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, msog, GFE, PSE, DATO, DATY, FIA, FIV, italian) anything past that and alot of the stuff on that is YMMV. And if you want it, maybe you should be seeing that provider more than a few times. But if you are cycling through all the providers then, what can I say?

- Hiker"john" out.[/QUOTE]Alrighty, Braddah HJ; Let us try this one on for size, shall we?; you say "stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items"; and you list the basics we all know about, and then you say "anything past that". Okay, how about mentioning, without attributing to any particular provider or even any particular AMP, a tad bit as to what constitutes "anything past that", humor us absurdly naive innocent geek types out here in cyberspace-land? List for us, elaborate on, some of the goodies which refined gentlemen like you and the good and esteemed Doctor Magic MAY be getting from certain unnamed and perhaps hypothetical pro ladies, but which you cannot or will not attribute to any specific provider / AMP? I mean, exactly precisely what sorts of nasty little slimy perverted blissfully juicy goodies might we be referring to here, IF you could find it in your dear monger's heart of hearts to discuss them, we promise to keep this intel under wraps and just between us horndaugs?

Thanks for your report on Connie. Her pics look awesome but now I know she is also a awesome provider too. Got a big be-day coming up so will add her to the list of candidates.

Like big tits with GFE. Anyone else I should consider?

[QUOTE=MondoBadfoot;2769758]OK! Finally I have a few minutes to write a proper review of my recent session with the amazing Connie. She already has lots and lots of rave reviews, so if you're bored with reading about how beautiful she is and how unparalleled her service is, you can just skip this little tribute!

I first saw Connie on her first day at Kison one year ago! I think I saw her three times in her first two weeks. It's pretty obvious that she made a great impression on me. Since she came to Happiness, I have dropped by at least a dozen times, in hopes of hooking up with this little wonder. No luck! She was always booked solid! I finally texted The Hapster and set an appointment two days early. She told me it was all set so when the time came I ran up the stairs with a smile on my face. Hugs and kisses from Happy and Mama led me to the room. Stripped down and put on the towel- don't know why, but I was feeling a little nervous. She was freindly as we greeted each other, but no fireworks! Off to the shower, where she asked me to lie on my back, which was a first for me. She was still wearing her sexy little black dress as she thoroughly washed me off. I was very clean and so was little Mondo, but he was just laying there. Then Connie asked me to turn over, and everything changed as soon as I did. She stripped off her little black thing and started to wash me all over, occasionally lightly brushing her magnificent breasts on my back and legs. By this time, little Mondo was ready to explode! Quick rinse, then she went for the Nuru gel and the serious fun began. When she climbed onto the table and slid the length of my body and kissed my ear, I could feel her punani on my butt and her boobs on either side of my neck. She moves so smoothly and her touch is so sensitive and sexual that each and every thing she did increased my level of arousal! Jesus! It took every bit of self control I could muster to keep from rolling over and fucking her right then and there, but I knew from experience that it would be even "greater later"! We spent a long time in that shower and we did a whole lot of wonderful things. Happy has turned on a lot of girls to the magic of nuru and many of them have gotten very good at it, but none of them ever came close to the incredible nuru session I had with Hap at 109. That is, until Connie! Not only was this the hottest nuru session I've had since Happy, the rest of the session was way above and beyond anything I've experienced since Happy hung up her spurs and Paula left town. What am I saying? Connie is a monster, in the same league a Paula and Happy! I can't think iof higher praise!

Eventually we made our way back to the room. We stretched out on the bed and kissed and stroked eack other. She started to move south, and as much as I wanted her BBBJ, I stopped her momentarily so I could taste her beautiful breasts. I have to confess, I find them irresistable. I find everything about her irresistable, but those chi-chi's are perfect! When you combine her beauty with her skills, it's just too much. GFE can't begin to describe how sensuous this woman is. Her BBBJ and other oral magic tricks kept me on the edge of orgasm for the longest time, then we switched places and DATY on her was another huge turn on! I like to go slow and she seemed to love that! She was in no hurry to get where we were going- we were both surely enjoying the trip! She eventually got so wet that I was forced to fuck her. I teased her a bit by sliding junior up and down on her slippery lips and then pushing a little til the head popped in. It felt so good especially when I felt her start to squeeze! Not trying to brag, but I'm a little longer than average, and when I was easing my way in (and out) of her pulsating pussy, I witheld the last couple of inches until I was sure she was completly ready, and when she was she actually pulled me all the way in. Each time, I pushed that last couple of inches all the way in, I could feel her body go completely electric! Her hands never stopped moving- lightly stroking my back and my butt, then my thighs, When she got to my balls, I almost lost it! We switched positions a couple of times- it was all a blurr of pleasure! She looks so great in the mirror and, when she comes, her face has the most lovely glow! We finally came together in sideways doggie- it was super intense. We both lay there twitching for the longest time. Then she was still! I was still inside her and stayed in there for at least 10 more minutes, which is something I've never done before! I'm usually up and out of there when I'm finished, but this felt so good! After awhile, I put my hand on her diaphram to make sure she was still breathing. I was afraid that maybe I killed her (Happy wouldn't like that). Thank God she was just fine, so I just stayed like that and enjoyed the feeling. Now, I'm not exactly sure how it was for her- seemed like she had a real good time and came a lot til she passed out, or maybe I just bored her to death so she fell asleep! The best part came when she woke up and rolled over, took me in her arms and gave me the sweetest kisses I've had in a very long time![/QUOTE]

Hi gang. Just wondering, thanks in advance.

I got BBFS at happiness, a few times. BBFSCIP with one of them. Almost got Greek as well but she said my dick too big LOL. Don't hear that often!

[QUOTE=CosmicKid;2771064]Alrighty, Braddah HJ; Let us try this one on for size, shall we?; you say "stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items"; and you list the basics we all know about, and then you say "anything past that". Okay, how about mentioning, without attributing to any particular provider or even any particular AMP, a tad bit as to what constitutes "anything past that", humor us absurdly naive innocent geek types out here in cyberspace-land? List for us, elaborate on, some of the goodies which refined gentlemen like you and the good and esteemed Doctor Magic MAY be getting from certain unnamed and perhaps hypothetical pro ladies, but which you cannot or will not attribute to any specific provider / AMP? I mean, exactly precisely what sorts of nasty little slimy perverted blissfully juicy goodies might we be referring to here, IF you could find it in your dear monger's heart of hearts to discuss them, we promise to keep this intel under wraps and just between us horndaugs?[/QUOTE]

Forgot to add that it wasn't with Connie, I'm sure we can guess who it was with reading past reviews.

[QUOTE=CosmicKid;2771064]Alrighty, Braddah HJ; Let us try this one on for size, shall we?; you say "stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items"; and you list the basics we all know about, and then you say "anything past that". Okay, how about mentioning, without attributing to any particular provider or even any particular AMP, a tad bit as to what constitutes "anything past that", humor us absurdly naive innocent geek types out here in cyberspace-land? List for us, elaborate on, some of the goodies which refined gentlemen like you and the good and esteemed Doctor Magic MAY be getting from certain unnamed and perhaps hypothetical pro ladies, but which you cannot or will not attribute to any specific provider / AMP? I mean, exactly precisely what sorts of nasty little slimy perverted blissfully juicy goodies might we be referring to here, IF you could find it in your dear monger's heart of hearts to discuss them, we promise to keep this intel under wraps and just between us horndaugs?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CosmicKid;2771064]Alrighty, Braddah HJ; Let us try this one on for size, shall we?; you say "stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items"; and you list the basics we all know about, and then you say "anything past that". Okay, how about mentioning, without attributing to any particular provider or even any particular AMP, a tad bit as to what constitutes "anything past that", humor us absurdly naive innocent geek types out here in cyberspace-land? List for us, elaborate on, some of the goodies which refined gentlemen like you and the good and esteemed Doctor Magic MAY be getting from certain unnamed and perhaps hypothetical pro ladies, but which you cannot or will not attribute to any specific provider / AMP? I mean, exactly precisely what sorts of nasty little slimy perverted blissfully juicy goodies might we be referring to here, IF you could find it in your dear monger's heart of hearts to discuss them, we promise to keep this intel under wraps and just between us horndaugs?[/QUOTE]That's easy BBFS no CIP and Greek if you are small enough. Of course this does not apply to any provider in particular lol.

[QUOTE=JohnyWalker;2770876]Now I see what your talking about, haven't fuck this porn star in a couple of years,since she was at Empire, her service was total PSE!!

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/5-star-service-and-all-star-lineup-happiness/5524569[/URL][/QUOTE]Oh so happy. Just in time for my birthday, well a few days past but close enough for the weekend.

[QUOTE=Darkman808;2768482]I'm sorry you had a bad date. We all have had the 'high expectations' experience with low results. Bummer to waste the cash.

Here's a tip, meant with all the positive effort I can muster, in hope that you never have a bad date again. This also goes out to all the numerous "newbies" that are here reading and learning.

Don't wear cologne when mongering.

I've mongered many years and can remember the times on one hand when the "escorts" I was with actually had perfume on. Even at local AMPs, very few girls (in my personal experience) wear perfume. But lets talk apples and oranges.

YOU wearing cologne, means the girl has to smell YOU whether she likes you or not. Now if you are a ugly dude, she can close her eyes or turn down the lights, soon it will be over. But there is nothing the human body can do to NOT smell who you are with. We've all had experiences (I know I have) where you are with a provider who is, uh, not 'showered' and hygienically clean. I know I have actually lost an erection and could not get it back after approaching a girl in doggie and, OMG, It hit me. The sense of smell truly impacts us more than most people realize.

When SHE wears perfume, there is a risk that her customer will absorb that smell during your hour long play and will go home, risking "detection" by your SO. So typically, most girls are savvy enough to NOT wear perfume. Even if you shower thoroughly (did you skip washing your hair, to quicken the process and get out of there?) There still is a risk your clothes will smell, after you hugged her when you came in or when you left and said good bye. Oops, "Honey, how come your clothes smell like another woman's perfume? That's not MY scent!

If you look at most "escort" websites, many / most of them will specifically TELL YOU NOT TO WEAR cologne. Even a few BP ads have that too.

Finally, I know guys who have had long time relationships with women (married or girlfriends) will have benefited from their SO telling them, "Honey, that's too much cologne you're wearing. " As you get ready to go out. But many of my still single friends, make the mistake of bathing in cologne, where they learned this I don't know.

When people can smell you before you step into an elevator, that's too much.

I suggest you skip the enhancements. A good shower before hitting an AMP, getting all squeaky clean, including hair and feet, floss and brush your teeth with mouthwash too, ("Hauna-Tosis" some guys!) will be all that you need to impress the provider. And don't forget, "clean fingernails" too. That's huge!! Chicks look at your hands. If you just come from work and have shit under your nails, there is no way you're putting those inside her coochie. She may even wave you off from touching her much at all anywhere.

Impressing a provider anywhere starts with cleaning up your act before you arrive. That tells her you cared enough about her, to consider showing up ready to go. Good luck bro, go knock it out of the park on the next one.[/QUOTE]Thank you Darkman808. That was great advice.

Totally agree that a good shower before hitting the AMP, and getting all squeaky clean, including hair and feet, floss and brush your teeth with mouthwash will be PART of what you need to impress the provider. Trimming your nails are important too.

However if you really want to impress the AMP provider or any girl. May I HUMBLY share that all chicks pay attention to the body and body language, in addition to your cleanliness. In addition to being clean, girls are also impressed with how you take care of yourself as a life style; It goes beyond just being squeaky clean. Your skin, complexion, hair, teeth, smile and muscularity are equally as important.

It is a fact that girls enjoy eye candy just as much as guys do. In fact they are more likely enjoy eye candy more than guys do, however the girls just don't talk about openly with guys, or when men are in their presence in fear of offending them. Therefore if you really want to impress the AMP provider or any girl; you need to present the complete package from hair to toes, and all the muscular details in between.

Taking care of yourself goes beyond the shower and being clean. Taking care of yourself is demonstrated by getting into contest shape, ready to step on the competition stage, being prepared for a magazine cover photo shoot. Taking care of yourself and paying attention to attaining the six pack abs, eight pack if possible. The lean muscular pecs, deltoids, muscular v-tapered back are all important. Muscular legs, calves and glutes are important too.

Truth: put five guys in a club at the bar. First guy is a fat old guy. Second guy is a young skinny computer geek. The third guy old man in decent shape, no abs. The fourth guy is average guy who works out three maybe four times per week, and the Fifth Guy is an Adonis, a lean mean muscular hunk; who looks like model that just jumped out of a magazine; He has the perfect smile, perfect hair and perfect body and he's a doctor too. Guess which guy the girls would go for? Of course the Fifth Guy. If you don't believe it; go to a night club and test out the theory. Girls love muscles, especially if there is a sexy confident smile and brains that accompanies the good looks. You don't need to have the freaky bodybuilding monster look, but if you can present a ripped abs, male stripper appearance, then you got a better chance then the dime a dozen average number three and number four guy (s).

Therefore getting ready for a date begins far beyond just a couple hours of preparation and getting clean before a date at the AMP. It's a life style and being prepared for action twenty four seven. It's building a lean symmetrical and proportionate physique weeks and months ahead; that girls will worship and be happy to be with in the bedroom.

Smiling and confidence are also key factors. Impressing an AMP provider or beautiful girl or lady anywhere, starts with cleaning up your act before you arrive, working out, eating clean and building a lean muscular physique. That tells the AMP provider that you considered that her pleasure is equally important to you; and by presenting a ripped muscular physique, it will be evident to her that you cared enough about her to take care of yourself. These are only the physical characteristics regarding impressing a girl, there are other factors such a financial, materialistic, social status, social influence, power, etc. That could possibly impress a provider too.

Darkman808 this post was NOT intended for you, in fact I support what you wrote in your report. I just wanted to humbly add on to what you wrote.

[QUOTE=Hikerj;2770173]I see alot of people give poor DrMagikLuv69 grief over his choice to leave some of Sasha's menu items to himself. Why? That's completely normal practice for popular providers who are comfortable with their regulars. She's not the first and she definitely won't be the last. She's definitely one of my favorite girls at Happiness. I've seen her several times at Happiness and she's one of the few providers on the island who can satisfy me.

She's adorable little minx. While they are not for everyone, I think her wigs are great. Her tits are man-made but pleasant to look at, and she's got a good tan. She has some acne, which I'm sorry to say is common with ALOT of asian women, which they all hide with makeup (which actually keeps the acne from getting better, it's a vicious fucking cycle). They all got it gentlemen, she just happens to have a crazy workload cause you guys can't keep your hands off her, she gets little time in between dicks to reset herself. She This girl is a consummate professional and works hard to keep her clients happy.

L - 9. 5 I'd say her looks are a 9. 5 (She works hard to hide the skin flaws, if her skin was naturally flawless I might give her a 10, I like petite spinners) She's not bony though. She's got a nice firm ass to grip onto and her man mades are pleasant.

A - 10 She works hard, she knows she's popular but doesn't let it go to her head. She tries to give a consistent fantastic baseline PSE for even the first timer. For people she's seen many times and she's very comfortable with like myself and obviously DrMagik it's even better attitude. It's not just PSE but PSE / GFE mixed together in healthy doses.

S - 10 Look the PSE has been stated by everyone who's had her. Her BBBJ, deep rimming, ball licking skills are phenomenal. And when it comes to sex this girl can grind with the best I've had. AND There's alot more there. And it really a YMMV thing. If you don't have chemistry with her, then hey, it just wasn't meant to be. But I'm pretty fucking creative and I'm running out of positions and ideas to try out with her. I'm going to have to start sharing notes with people in a DM maybe. But seriously, stop giving people shit about not giving up certain menu items. All you really need to know is do they (dfk / lfk, BBBJ, BBBJCIM, rim, bls, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, msog, GFE, PSE, DATO, DATY, FIA, FIV, italian) anything past that and alot of the stuff on that is YMMV. And if you want it, maybe you should be seeing that provider more than a few times. But if you are cycling through all the providers then, what can I say?

- Hiker"john" out.[/QUOTE]Thank you sir for the great report!

[QUOTE=FireBird1388;2771203]Hi gang. Just wondering, thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Rachel is on vacation and getting some new tatas, heard she might be back March, but a friend of hers Yasi is supposed be starting this Thursday.

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[QUOTE=VietWhisperer;2771482]So Why do you have to pay for pussy if you look like that?[/QUOTE]Right on. Another AMP lover boy.

[QUOTE=VietWhisperer;2771482]So Why do you have to pay for pussy if you look like that?[/QUOTE]Haha. . bingo! Unfortunately for me the best I can do is be the fourth guy. So sad 😔. I wish I could be Adonis! But Doctor Magic does present some good points in his advice. I only got a 4 pack. Got to work out to get the 6 pack. Gave up on 8 pack long time ago. Clubbing, I agree he's got a good point though. In the AMP environment, looks matter but I think it's not that important as the girls see all kinds of customers. IMHO it's more a thing if you make a connection between them and also the chemistry. Just my 2 cents since I'm not an investment banker who has a body builder physique. I have to rely on them liking me inside more. LOL 😂.

Long time lurker, left the game for awhile, now I'm back Have several to report so here goes my first one. Been wanting to try Happiness for awhile now since Empire closed down. Was looking to try out Sasha but wasn't available. Had a choice of everyone else. Decided to go for Koko after reading the Greek story. Koko to me was the prettiest girl out of the lineup including Connie. Connnie had the nice tall MILF look. I prefer the more youthful. Saw Bella. Still very beautiful, tried her in the Mayflower days and remember her service being full of rules and lackluster. I went with Koko and call me crazy, but Koko resembled a younger version of actress, Michelle Yeoh. Like the Michelle, very beautiful, nice smile, spinner, early twenties, 5'2"-ish, nice natural bees which was perfectly proportioned to her body. Her English was not the best, but she was very energetic, willing to please, and we were able to communicate well enough.

Koko, helped undress me and took me to the TS. TS area was nice and clean. She gave me nice B2 B, lots of BB rubbing and washing, lots of DFK throughout the session. Seems like she was new to the business. She mentioned she was from NYC and looking to stay here in Hawaii for awhile. She was very much willing to please and anything I asked she was happy to do or let me teach her how to do it.

Back to the room. Started back with the passionate DFK, kissing down her arms and back. Started with the FIV, FIA, while DFK'ing. She pushed me down and started with the BBBJ. Her BBBJ was very good starting out slow and then fast, I asked her to do BLS and she obliged. She could tell I was loving it and really picked up the pace. This went on for another 5 minutes. Where I pushed her back down and started Mish covered. She loved the light nibbling while I started to go faster and rougher. We started out slow and sensual. Koko can handle rough. I pull her (lightly) and put her in DS, eventually started with a FIA. So, I ask her nicely if okay to go for Greek and let her know I will go for slow. She smiled and quickly obliged. This went on for another 10 minutes and we were getting pretty fast and rough. She was screaming while I lightly pulled on her hair. I wanted to finish BBBJCIM so went back on my back while she went to town. I can say enough about her BBBJ style. Really rhythmic. I asked to to do a FIA on me at the same time and she could tell I was going crazy over this.

Overall. So willing to please, she was very open to trying new things, hot, and young. I highly recommend Koko. Can't wait to go back to her try something new and crazy, and teach her new crazy things that she never dreamt of!

[QUOTE=JohnyWalker;2770876]Now I see what your talking about, haven't fuck this porn star in a couple of years,since she was at Empire, her service was total PSE!!

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/5-star-service-and-all-star-lineup-happiness/5524569[/URL][/QUOTE]Yasy / Yasi. If that is indeed the same girl, she was at Roses (2013 Roses BP pic attached) before she went to Empire. Awesome tits, IMHO. I recall several reviews of her not only in the Empire thread but in the Roses thread as well. All very good reviews as I remember it. I predict she is going to be very busy and popular at Happiness.