I went to see my favorite-for-legit-massage girl today, and noticed she was having lower back problems of her own. I, being a gentleman--stop laughing! Offered to trade places with her.
So I'm working on her, digging my knuckles in pretty hard, and she moans pretty loudly and says "Yes!" and I think "Oops! If her boss heard that, we just got busted--without even doing anything!
