The sounds of the Farm
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The sounds of the Farm
I know it's late to post but what hell.
A boner gone in 5 seconds. Warning: Scroll down at your own discretion.
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Misfit
[QUOTE=Misfit; 1113733]A boner gone in 5 seconds. Warning: Scroll down at your own discretion.
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Misfit[/QUOTE]Nice, this is the moment where Homer Simpson says "doh"
Happy New Year my friends!
[QUOTE=Lurker X; 1111776]Was the night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru the hood,
Everybody be sleepin' and the sleepin be good.
We hunged up our stockins, and hoped like all heck,
That dear Ol' Obama's gunna brang us our check.
All of the family, was lyin on the flow,
My sister wif her gurlfriend,
And my brutha wif some hoe.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all,
When I heard such a fuss, I thunk. .
"Sh'eet, it must be the law"
I pulled the sheet off the windoe and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say,"Laaawd, look at that"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big ass rats.
Now over all of the years, Santy Claws he be white,
But it looks like us brutha's got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'leece caa, my homeboy he came,
And whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary who,
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed that melon, right there in the street,
I knowed it fo' sho'. Can you believe that Sh'eet!
That Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked the lock on my doe,
An I sez to myself,"Sum. . . He don did dis befoe"
He had a big bag, full of presents = at first I suspeck,
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear round my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag, out the windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on that melon, wif out even a hitch,
And waz gone in two seconds,"democrat sum *".
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a Shit! [/QUOTE]This crap doesn't belong here. Can any of you read the forum title?
[QUOTE=Lucky Gene;1114130]This crap doesn't belong here. Can any of you read the forum title?[/QUOTE]Yup, I know, I goofed, I posted it again in "Political Jokes" but couldn't delete it here.
No big thing LX. I enjoyed reading it, and I enjoy your posts. But LS is correct it should be in Jokes not Photos.
Take a look at this picture.
See if you can figure out what's wrong here.
Listen to the back ground noise for a hint.
Most people get it in under a minute.
G61.
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[QUOTE=Ray Alan;1113794]Nice, this is the moment where Homer Simpson says "doh"[/QUOTE]I must confess, I keep going back to the ass shot and think, if I was drunk enough, maybe, just maybe.
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[QUOTE=Lurker X; 1114908]Take a look at this picture.
See if you can figure out what's wrong here.
Listen to the back ground noise for a hint.
Most people get it in under a minute.
G61.
[url]http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/[/url]
[/QUOTE]Man I hate those scream-shock pages. So obvious and so annoying.
You just can`t make this stuff up.
This is a sad excuse for a snowman. Just look at the sloppy way it was made. The pieces of snow aren't even round. See below. Worst Snowman I have ever seen.
Deer season has started.
So I thought I'the better send out a reminder
About what a Whitetail Looks Like!
No need to thank me,
I'm just doing a public service.
Deer Season Reminder.
So I thought I'the better send out a reminder.
About what a Whitetail Looks Like!
No need to thank me,
I'm just doing a public service.