[QUOTE=B Malibu;1137989]Wussup brutha! Reunion this weekend? Got some good stories for ya! Ho Down can vouch for me. (wink wink)[/QUOTE]Whats up NLP and MAL. We need to all three get together. Maybe we could get Amber out there for some fun!
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[QUOTE=B Malibu;1137989]Wussup brutha! Reunion this weekend? Got some good stories for ya! Ho Down can vouch for me. (wink wink)[/QUOTE]Whats up NLP and MAL. We need to all three get together. Maybe we could get Amber out there for some fun!
Spotted couple girls shadowing behind the McDonalds parking lot this morning. One of the BSW, Tiffany wanted. 60 for CBJ. I turned down her offer. However, there are lots of mongers out.
I decided to bail out and head to my regular girl which I met recently. She's charged. 60 for BBBJCIM and FS at her place. Her name is Ashley and only 19 years old. She doesn't rush at all and usually works with her girlfriend (her driver). I spent a good time with her this morning with multiple pops. We took a shower together at the end. I'm going to see Ashley more often.
[QUOTE=St Stephen;1137074]Who cares about textbooks. This board is about SWs. Let's get on the topic. Fuck her textbooks.[/QUOTE]What an absolute A-Hole you are.
[QUOTE=Hornilius69; 1138825]Spotted couple girls shadowing behind the McDonalds parking lot this morning. One of the BSW, Tiffany wanted. 60 for CBJ. I turned down her offer. However, there are lots of mongers out.
I decided to bail out and head to my regular girl which I met recently. She's charged. 60 for BBBJCIM and FS at her place. Her name is Ashley and only 19 years old. She doesn't rush at all and usually works with her girlfriend (her driver). I spent a good time with her this morning with multiple pops. We took a shower together at the end. I'm going to see Ashley more often.[/QUOTE]Ashley sounds great. I always RTFF and I haven't seen mention of her before. Maybe a clue as to how to find her?
[QUOTE=Hornilius69; 1138825]Spotted couple girls shadowing behind the McDonalds parking lot this morning. One of the BSW, Tiffany wanted. 60 for CBJ. I turned down her offer. However, there are lots of mongers out.
I decided to bail out and head to my regular girl which I met recently. She's charged. 60 for BBBJCIM and FS at her place. Her name is Ashley and only 19 years old. She doesn't rush at all and usually works with her girlfriend (her driver). I spent a good time with her this morning with multiple pops. We took a shower together at the end. I'm going to see Ashley more often. [/QUOTE]Ashley sound like a keeper. Just be careful who you give info about her becasuse I once gave info on one of the provider, Her price went up and then she stop doing incall because every one was calling her so no time for me. I know now that any info that I give will be threw PM only.
[QUOTE=Hornilius69; 1138825]Spotted couple girls shadowing behind the McDonalds parking lot this morning. One of the BSW, Tiffany wanted. 60 for CBJ. I turned down her offer. However, there are lots of mongers out.
I decided to bail out and head to my regular girl which I met recently. She's charged. 60 for BBBJCIM and FS at her place. Her name is Ashley and only 19 years old. She doesn't rush at all and usually works with her girlfriend (her driver). I spent a good time with her this morning with multiple pops. We took a shower together at the end. I'm going to see Ashley more often.[/QUOTE]That's amazing. I've been going around CL mostly, but can't negotiate down to that price. How do you do it? Do you have to go through the SW circuit, because I always felt it was riskier than the alternatives.
[QUOTE=B Malibu;1137989]Wussup brutha! Reunion this weekend? Got some good stories for ya! Ho Down can vouch for me. (wink wink)[/QUOTE]Yeah Where Have You Guys Been. Haven't Seen You Out And About!
[QUOTE=Hornilius69; 1138825]Spotted couple girls shadowing behind the McDonalds parking lot this morning. One of the BSW, Tiffany wanted. 60 for CBJ. I turned down her offer. However, there are lots of mongers out.
I decided to bail out and head to my regular girl which I met recently. She's charged. 60 for BBBJCIM and FS at her place. Her name is Ashley and only 19 years old. She doesn't rush at all and usually works with her girlfriend (her driver). I spent a good time with her this morning with multiple pops. We took a shower together at the end. I'm going to see Ashley more often. [/QUOTE]Would this be the Tiffany you met? Just wondering if she looks familiar.
[QUOTE=Malania;1139970]Yeah Where Have You Guys Been. Haven't Seen You Out And About![/QUOTE]Hey Girl, whats up? Haven't seen us, where have you been? HB has been a dead track for awhile. Tough go of it. Would love to hook up though. Send me a shout and I will be there.
HO Man
[QUOTE=Ho Down Man;1138815]Whats up NLP and MAL. We need to all three get together. Maybe we could get Amber out there for some fun![/QUOTE]Thats a good call! I've been so busy with work! Hopefully soon I can afford some action!
[QUOTE=B Malibu;1137989]Wussup brutha! Reunion this weekend? Got some good stories for ya! Ho Down can vouch for me. (wink wink)[/QUOTE]I am so in need of a B Mal story! I'm hurtin for a squirtin!
[QUOTE=Nitelife Pro;1140314]Thats a good call! I've been so busy with work! Hopefully soon I can afford some action![/QUOTE]Sounds like Malania wants to help us out.
10 or 15 minutes to either Harbor or Beach Blvd. This thread contains multiple postings of track lengths, time to hunt, and local pricing. If you have trouble finding the 411, feel free to pm me.
[QUOTE=Nukmed; 1141165]I'm staying in Anaheim Hills. Is there anything near hear for a bit of fun / company!
NukMed[/QUOTE]
Hey guys,
I had Ana answer my CL ad last week, and we hooked up today (picture of her that she originally sent). Super nice, sexy, 44 years old, cute, great body, but couldn't give oral if her life depended on it. But the price was right at $20.
Long story short, I ran an ad under the Long Beach section since I've been working out there a lot, and she answered. She lives in Carson off the 605 but works in Seal Beach. Her hours were cut back, so she was looking for cash. Anyway, we met up, went back to my car, she started giving me a BBBJ, but MAN, it was so bad, that I even said to her "do you not give many blowjobs?" and she she started laughing and said "not really"
So I couldn't even get into it, and didn't even finish. I just told her to stop, thanked her, and away she went.
So if you get a reply to your ads from an Ana from Carson, pass on her.
:)
What section of CL do you use and what do you say? Everytime I have used CL, I just get spam.
Thanks.
[QUOTE=Ricman Tan; 1141865]Hey guys,
I had Ana answer my CL ad last week, and we hooked up today (picture of her that she originally sent). Super nice, sexy. 44 years old, cute, great body, but couldn't give oral if her life depended on it. But the price was right at $20.
Long story short, I ran an ad under the Long Beach section since I've been working out there a lot, and she answered. She lives in Carson off the 605 but works in Seal Beach. Her hours were cut back, so she was looking for cash. Anyway, we met up, went back to my car, she started giving me a BBBJ, but MAN, it was so bad, that I even said to her "do you not give many blowjobs?" and she she started laughing and said "not really"
So I couldn't even get into it, and didn't even finish. I just told her to stop, thanked her, and away she went.
So if you get a reply to your ads from an Ana from Carson, pass on her.
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Can't be that bad can she? Maybe just switch to a tug? And yes, what do you post on your ads, liked to score Anna and try for myself? =)
[QUOTE=Ricman Tan; 1141865]Hey guys,
I had Ana answer my CL ad last week, and we hooked up today (picture of her that she originally sent). Super nice, sexy. 44 years old, cute, great body, but couldn't give oral if her life depended on it. But the price was right at $20.
Long story short, I ran an ad under the Long Beach section since I've been working out there a lot, and she answered. She lives in Carson off the 605 but works in Seal Beach. Her hours were cut back, so she was looking for cash. Anyway, we met up, went back to my car, she started giving me a BBBJ, but MAN, it was so bad, that I even said to her "do you not give many blowjobs?" and she she started laughing and said "not really"
So I couldn't even get into it, and didn't even finish. I just told her to stop, thanked her, and away she went.
So if you get a reply to your ads from an Ana from Carson, pass on her.
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[QUOTE=Greenhornet57;1142447]Can't be that bad can she? Maybe just switch to a tug? And yes, what do you post on your ads, liked to score Anna and try for myself?[/QUOTE]Ana visited me too, and for BJ.
I don't think my ads are written particularly well, and they fail more often than not. One piece of advice I got from reading this forum is to don't mention cash explicitly. Say you're generous or helpful or you want to help make ends meet. There are thousands of ways to do this and women pick up on this.
However, sometimes you don't even have to mention THAT. One ad was just a lark, where I posted about what I looked like and how it would nice to have sex but I'm not super horny. I got a thin blonde girl in her 20s, gives great head.
Picked up a BSW after 12 far as I could tell she was the only girl out she wanted. 40 for CBJ but talked her into doing a BBBJ for. 60 not bad no cim it was good told her to deep throat she let me put my hand on the back of he head and pump it down he throat would have been perfect if I could have gotten a cim or bbbjws but w / e she tall thin prob 20's got her number didn't ask if I could share but will give it out sorry didn't get a pic.
Visited LA on Wed night. After seeing some of the great photography taken on Harbor I decided to cruise with high hopes. Unfortunately after many trips from 8:00PM till 9:00PM I saw absolutely nothing. I then elected to drive to Anaheim to try out the Flamingo Theater. I had a couple of Excellent high mileage dances from "Jane" ("Brianna"). I drove back to Harbor around midnight but it was still very very quiet. After that I drove to Pomona and there was a little activity on Holt, but the talent was definitely lacking. I had been on Holt earlier around 2:00PM and there was activity then also but they looked either very fat or toxic.
Too early try after 2am, best time between 4-6 am.
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt47;1146460]Visited LA on Wed night. After seeing some of the great photography taken on Harbor I decided to cruise with high hopes. Unfortunately after many trips from 8:00PM till 9:00PM I saw absolutely nothing. I then elected to drive to Anaheim to try out the Flamingo Theater. I had a couple of Excellent high mileage dances from "Jane" ("Brianna"). I drove back to Harbor around midnight but it was still very very quiet. After that I drove to Pomona and there was a little activity on Holt, but the talent was definitely lacking. I had been on Holt earlier around 2:00PM and there was activity then also but they looked either very fat or toxic.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt47;1146460]Visited LA on Wed night. After seeing some of the great photography taken on Harbor I decided to cruise with high hopes. Unfortunately after many trips from 8:00PM till 9:00PM I saw absolutely nothing. I then elected to drive to Anaheim to try out the Flamingo Theater. I had a couple of Excellent high mileage dances from "Jane" ("Brianna"). I drove back to Harbor around midnight but it was still very very quiet. After that I drove to Pomona and there was a little activity on Holt, but the talent was definitely lacking. I had been on Holt earlier around 2:00PM and there was activity then also but they looked either very fat or toxic.[/QUOTE]I was in town this weekend and was surprised at how slow it was compared to just a few weeks ago. In total, I saw probably 5 BSW on Harbor over the weekend which is quite a drop from last month.
Hello, mongers, I wanted to write because I found som pics from a while back of a girl from Idaho, who was pretty good, but I may or may not repeat because too much into money. The service was average to go, and the damage was $.4, as she provided her own room. She was good on technique and perosnality, but it was the asking of money that turned me off. Have her number for mongers with good stats if want. Stay safe out there.
[QUOTE=Looking La; 1126164]Finally found her info. I will try her out and report back. Here's her add from BP.
[url]http://la.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-_-exotic-_-l-_-a-_-t-_-i-_-n-_-bombshell-21/12664905[/url][/QUOTE]Man have you tried this one yet? How did it go?
Since the board looks a little dead, I just thought I'd brag a little about some of my past non pros that were "One Hit Wonders" or shall I say one "pop" wonders.
All of these girl shown answered my CL ad, and gave me a BBBJ CIM, but never returned my call or text again.
Enjoy the pictures and NO, I don't have their numbers anymore. I'm just bragging about my scores. :)
Tanya was a MILF in Newport Coast, Kar was a 25 year old OCC student from Russia, Summer lived in San Diego, but visits her mom in Orange County, and Beth (my favoriate) is a 30 year old swinger whos husband was out of town when we met.
I bow to your excellence! I don't know what you got going on but I would be willing to pay you for a lesson. The only responses I get from my CL ads are "girls" who would "love to meet" me, but first can I go to this site and sign up."It's Free I Promise".
[QUOTE=Ricman Tan; 1152330]Since the board looks a little dead, I just thought I'd brag a little about some of my past non pros that were "One Hit Wonders" or shall I say one "pop" wonders.
All of these girl shown answered my CL ad, and gave me a BBBJ CIM, but never returned my call or text again.
Enjoy the pictures and NO, I don't have their numbers anymore. I'm just bragging about my scores. .
Tanya was a MILF in Newport Coast, Kar was a 25 year old OCC student from Russia, Summer lived in San Diego, but visits her mom in Orange County, and Beth (my favoriate) is a 30 year old swinger whos husband was out of town when we met. [/QUOTE]
I spotted two BSW with high heels lurking in the McDonald's parking lot this morning around 0500. They both wanted $ for CBJ. I told them no way, not going to happen with that price. Her pimp or driver in a silver Toyota Tacoma looks at me in a discourage way. He probably thinks that the normal price around here. So, I decided to get some breakfast at McDonald instead and save my monger money.
RT I think Beth would be the favorite of every hetrosexual male, too bad they arent around anymore, they all were hot.
[QUOTE=Ricman Tan; 1152330]Since the board looks a little dead, I just thought I'd brag a little about some of my past non pros that were "One Hit Wonders" or shall I say one "pop" wonders.
All of these girl shown answered my CL ad, and gave me a BBBJ CIM, but never returned my call or text again.
Enjoy the pictures and NO, I don't have their numbers anymore. I'm just bragging about my scores. .
Tanya was a MILF in Newport Coast, Kar was a 25 year old OCC student from Russia, Summer lived in San Diego, but visits her mom in Orange County, and Beth (my favoriate) is a 30 year old swinger whos husband was out of town when we met.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheOCman;1152367]I bow to your excellence! I don't know what you got going on but I would be willing to pay you for a lesson. The only responses I get from my CL ads are "girls" who would "love to meet" me, but first can I go to this site and sign up."It's Free I Promise".[/QUOTE]Yep. I'd like to sign up for your CL class as well.
[QUOTE=Iluvbigtitts;1152559]RT I think Beth would be the favorite of every hetrosexual male, too bad they arent around anymore, they all were hot.[/QUOTE]Nope. Summer.
[QUOTE=Trojan Swinger;1152816]Yep. I'd like to sign up for your CL class as well.[/QUOTE]If the course is not yet filled. Please count me in as well.
Thanks guys. Rickman 101 is a good name.
[QUOTE=LuvEmBusty;1152845]Nope. Summer.[/QUOTE]Summer FTW!
This afternoon I was driving past Garden Grove Blvd and Beach and what to my surprise do I see? A WSW heading north on Beach. I swung around and headed her off at the pass. As I drove through the adjacent parking lot I saw a black Honda I think trying to bogart the score (that'll take you back.). Before he could get there I caught her eye and parked. She walked over and asked me for a ride and I told her to hop in.
She had a pretty good bod with nice natural the's or so. As we started to pull out of the lot, she looked at me and asked if I was Police, I told her no and asked her if she was. She respectfully responded by pulling out one of her nice big titties and waving it at me. I was pretty sure she was not leo.
I asked her how much for a BJ and she told me. 4 I told her I hated condoms and she told me BBBJ for. 6 but I couldn't cum in her mouth. She mistook my shit eating grin for a grimace and said, but you can come in it for. 8 and I'll swallow it for $. I didn't bother to tell her she had me at "can I have a ride?"
She wasn't exactly my type as she had numerous tat's and I tend to like my girls a little less slutty (or a lot more.) And there was some sort of growth above her upper lip. No, not an STD, more like a skin tag. But, a BJ's a BJ, so I asked her if she'd take. 5 for the BBBJ and she said sure.
So, we found a nice romantic spot in a sweet little neighborhood and she swallowed the salami. She really seemed to be enjoying herself and my hands were allowed to roam, the tittles flowing freely. Before long she finished me off and cleaned me up.
She said her name is Stephanie and she usually works the corner of 5th and Harbor. Why she was way up on Beach I do not know, but I'm glad she was as she was quite talented with her mouth, never a tooth did find my meat. Didn't think to get digits, hard to do that when all the bloods rushed out of your brain.
I would repeat and maybe even spring for the BBBJCIM next time.
[QUOTE=Ricman Tan; 1152330]Since the board looks a little dead, I just thought I'd brag a little about some of my past non pros that were "One Hit Wonders" or shall I say one "pop" wonders.
All of these girl shown answered my CL ad, and gave me a BBBJ CIM, but never returned my call or text again.
Enjoy the pictures and NO, I don't have their numbers anymore. I'm just bragging about my scores. .
Tanya was a MILF in Newport Coast, Kar was a 25 year old OCC student from Russia, Summer lived in San Diego, but visits her mom in Orange County, and Beth (my favoriate) is a 30 year old swinger whos husband was out of town when we met.[/QUOTE]I admire your creativity! I've tried many different approaches to the CL post and haven't had anywhere near your luck. I did meet up with one girl in Yorba Linda that we've both met up with but other than that, I've been striking out.
Recently, in the last few weeks, I've tried posting on CL and I confirm the post with my email but whenever I check my post a few hours later, or even the next day, it's no where to be found. I'm not sure it's actually even getting posted despite the email confimation saying it was posted.
I've also had no luck. Maybe CL is not posting for fear of any blowback. I've posted like crazy and not one real contact as of yet. Bs I tell you.
[QUOTE=Doctordelamor; 1153487]I admire your creativity! I've tried many different approaches to the CL post and haven't had anywhere near your luck. I did meet up with one girl in Yorba Linda that we've both met up with but other than that, I've been striking out.
Recently, in the last few weeks, I've tried posting on CL and I confirm the post with my email but whenever I check my post a few hours later, or even the next day, it's no where to be found. I'm not sure it's actually even getting posted despite the email confimation saying it was posted. [/QUOTE]
Thanks for your recent contributions brutha! Shoot me an email.
[QUOTE=Looking La;1153925]I've also had no luck. Maybe CL is not posting for fear of any blowback. I've posted like crazy and not one real contact as of yet. Bs I tell you.[/QUOTE]Some of the times CL will say that a post is up, but you can never find it under the listings. I've had this happen to a few of my posting. I just post again until I get something up. Unfortunately, I think CL is restricting their flagging filters. I've been having a hard time getting anything to stick for more than 10 minutes, and most of the ones I want to reply to are flagged in about the same amount of time.
But when I do have success, it makes up for all of the failures.
[QUOTE=Looking La;1153925]I've also had no luck. Maybe CL is not posting for fear of any blowback. I've posted like crazy and not one real contact as of yet. Bs I tell you.[/QUOTE]It's not easy. In about the last 3 months I've made about 80 posts, and I've met with 3 different people on Craigslist. Not including the time that I got burned once either.
Typically, expect 1 real response about every other ad placed. However, be aware that half the posts are searching for sugar daddies that can provide 2. 5 or more on a monthly basis. I never met one of those that did, but every one that asked for that much was a young college student (19-25).
Most of my focus has been on CE. I have seen some people try to post up on Talent Gigs, but their posts have typically been flagged in less than 30 min. Mine have been too. M4W seems to have drifted into CE territory too, and I may focus on that more in the future to see what results I can get.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q. What's the difference between a ***** and a working girl?
A. A working girl sleeps with everybody at the party, and a ***** sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
Q. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts.
Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A. The one with the dirty knees.
Q: What's good on a pizza, but bad on a pussy?
A: Crust. YUCK
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